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No End In Sight For Comic Inspired Movies

Watchmen, Red Sonja, Avengers, X-men Origins, blah blah blah I hope you aren’t sick of comic book movies yet - because the hits just keep on coming. Martin Anderson over at Den of Geek just served up a list of 75 comic inspired movies that are in the works. Some of these are sequels, i.e. Sin City 2/3 and Iron Man 2, but I haven’t heard of at least half of these books.

I’m curious to see if Y The Last Man ever really gets made and does anyone really care about Green Lantern? Of course, there are some stinkers on this list and I never did like Akira. Still, cruise on over and see if your favorite comic has sold out for a slice of that big money pie.

Personally, I won’t be satisfied until the long awaited Cerebus vs. Judge Death comes out.

Podcast Episode 051

Chucky, Katherine Heigl, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Russell Brand, Unbreakable, live sampling, cod pieces, chartreuse, iPod nanos, Nintendo, sequels, Watchmen, Batman TV show, Wanted, Mark Millar, and more.

 
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The Top 9 Reasons Why Comics Don’t Need to Be Saved - Part Two

Yeah, so last week I ran The Top 9 Reasons Why Comics Don’t Need to Be Saved - Part One, which consisted solely of reasons nine thru six. Why? Because I’m a dick.

And now, for your consideration, are the decidedly more irreverent Top 9 Reasons Why Comics Don’t Need to Be Saved reasons five thru one:

5. Newspaper comic strips are dying because fewer and fewer people want to read newspapers, not because they don’t want to read comics. Now they go and read this stuff on the Internet. They’re called “webcomics” and those are doing just fine.

4. Seriously, Hollywood wants to give comic books fellatio right now. In fact, they may have already finished the fellatio and moved onto the hardcore doggiestyle section of “Filmstriptease presents Cramming Comics vol 1.” Soon they’re going to be finishing off vol 1 with a spectacular facial (which could be as soon as Watchmen or as far away as the Avengers movie). It all depends on how long Hollywood can keep it up.

3. Single issues are really a niche product at this point and I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to change that. I’m part of that niche audience and I love the singles, but most people want a bigger chunk of story. If that’s the case, let the singles slowly fade away and bring on the graphic novels because…

2. Graphic novel sales continue to look hopeful. Bookstores are carrying graphic novels by the hoard and putting them up in huge floor displays all the time. I don’t think that would happen if there wasn’t some serious coin to be made. Guys whose names have been on the tip of my tongue for the majority of my natural life are slowly becoming adored literary idols for a new generation of readers. Fuck, I just saw Watchmen sitting on a shelf in Borders in their “Bestsellers” section when I went to buy the Iron Man DVD.

1. Comic book storytelling continues to improve. I see it every week when I read my Wednesday haul of new comics. And at the end of the day, it’s all about good content.

Next: The Top 9 Things That May Have Gone Wrong with Last Defenders - Part One

Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is better. 3 X 3 = Awesome. Now that’s what I call math.

Podcast Episode 044

The House Bunny, Hamlet 2, Tropic Thunder, Steve Coogan, Never Back Down, Cashback, Smart People, Amazing Spider-Man #568, Special Forces #3, GeNext #4, True Believers, GMAT, Colin Hanks, the Watchmen movie lawsuit, Philip K Dick, Netflix, and more.

 
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Great, You Took a Comic Book and Adapted it Panel by Panel into a Film. Who Gives a Shit?!

The blogosphere is buzzing about Zack Snyder’s “faithful” adaptation of the Watchmen mini series into a film. When I say mini series, I mean it. Watchmen is, in fact, a collection of single issues as opposed to an original novel-length work. But “The Most Celebrated Comic Book Mini Series of All Time” isn’t as impressive, so I understand why it’s universally referred to as a graphic novel. Watching this movie is supposed to be like the comic moving before your eyes (though they already did that with Warner Premiere’s Motion Comics and it looks like poop).

Truthfully, it all leaves me feeling cold. If the movie is just a direct adaptation of the comic, then who gives a shit? I already read Watchmen. It was great. I don’t need to read it again, let alone sit as a captive audience member for some ungodly length of time in a movie theater. By the way, three fucking hours??! Snyder, are you out of your gourd? I sat thru 2.5 hours of The Dark Poop and I almost screamed in pain after 1.5 hours. If Watchmen is going to be 180 minutes, then split it in half ala Kill Bill so I can go home for a couple months in the middle.

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ComicShocker - Quantity and Motion in Comics

Just some random thoughts to throw at you today. First off, I’ve been holding onto this idea for awhile now: in my opinion, there is a huge misconception about what constitutes for quantity when reading comic books. Simply put, page count does not equal quantity.

I say this in reference to this post from Comics Should Be Good! from a few weeks ago. My example? Sitting down to read a recent trade paperback from Ed Brubaker’s Captain America can take as long as reading two of the more wordy issues of Chris Claremont’s Uncanny X-Men. I’m not making a value judgment, just simply an observation.

The work of some comics creators reads abnormally fast while others pack their pages with so many ideas that a single issue can take 30 minutes to read if you’re really following everything. I think a lot of the Essential collections from Marvel Comics therefore do count as a ton of comics, while I think that some of today’s five to six issue collections should be sold for much less money due to the fact that the bang for the buck just isn’t the same.

I know it doesn’t cost more to see a movie that lasts 3 hours instead of 1.5. But comics are different. You control the time of the reading experience. And of course, you can prolong that time of the experience as long as you desire. But there’s only so long you can comfortably prolong the reading experience if the material is simply not there.

Speaking of the passage of time in relation to comics, I wanted to throw out a few ideas on Warner Premiere’s Motion Comics. When the Watchmen motion comic debuted and I watched it, it got me thinking: what’s the difference between reading a comic and watching a cartoon?

At first, I thought, “obviously, there’s a huge difference — one moves and the other is static.” But that’s not completely true. A lot of animation will hold on a single frame and provide voiceover and music. That’s still animation. So is it the combination of sound and image? No, that’s still not it. You can read a comic and listen to music at the same time but that doesn‘t make it animated.

In my opinion, the primary difference between reading a comic and watching a cartoon is: when you read a comic, YOU control the passage of real time. You can linger on one panel for an entire minute and then resume a faster reading pace without interrupting the story. However, when you pause a cartoon, the story is just that — paused. The viewing experience is interrupted because a cartoon takes place over a specific amount of time. That controlled duration of time is part of the essential definition of animation.

And visa versa. Part of the essential definition of a comic is that passage of time in relation to experience is something left open by the creators. Basically, what I’m trying to say is that is that Warner Premiere’s Watchmen motion comic is a neat idea, but it’s still just a shitty cartoon with weak animation and some word balloons tossed in.

Podcast Episode 040

In no particular order we talk about The Dark Knight, Avatar: The Last Airbender Book 3 Chapters 16-21 including Sozin’s Comet, The Strangers, Black Milk, Beatcast 001 Windrider by Nik Furious, Jay Faerber’s Urban Myths, Afua Richardson, Marvel Adventures the Avengers #26, Watchmen movie, Warner Premiere’s Motion Comics Watchmen #1, Sia, and more.

 
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The Watchmen Trailer Is Here!

Trailer Addict just posted the new Watchmen trailer that will premier before Batman tomorrow. We finally get to see Dr. Manhattan. and can you believe that Malin Akerman, of The Heartbreak Kid and Harold & Kumar fame, is playing Laurie Juspeczyk? The trailer is heavy on CG - but for a book like The Watchmen, I’m not sure you could do it any other way. I can’t wait to see Rorschach yell “I’m not locked in here with you — You’re locked in here with me!”