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Tropic Thunder - TXT Message Review

Tropic ThunderWhen I first saw the trailer for Tropic Thunder, I was less than impressed. ‘Oh great, another Ben Stiller movie with umpteen quotes that I’ll be hearing for the next three years.’ Well, the quotability doesn’t compare to Zoolander, but the movie cracked me up. (a celebrity packed cast certainly didn’t hurt) Here’s the deal: 160 characters or less - as texted to Nick upon egress.

tropic thunder was pretty effin funny. tom cruise puts it down! def better than i was expecting. retard humor may not be for everyone, but i dug it.

If you hate opposed to Ben Stiller, you probably won’t love this - but I guarantee you’ll laugh your ass off.

The House Bunny - TXT Message Review

I decided to take the day off. I needed some Neal time and hit the movies. Two things you may not know about me: I enjoy seeing movies alone and Anna Farris is one of my favorite actresses. She and Regina Hall were the best parts of the Scary Movie flicks. I don’t even think I need to mention her performance in Just Friends. So, it was a no-brainer when I realized that her new movie,The House Bunny, opened today. Here’s the skinny in 160 characters or less.

anna farris continues to be crazy funny. she’s totally in the zone. the other girls are kinda man of the house. didn’t realize it was a happy madison movie.

Nick is also a Farris fan. I wonder what he will think… Perhaps you should tune in next Tuesday and find out!

The Mummy 3 - TXT Message Review

So, my friend Ryan is moving to England till the end of the year. It’s great for his career, but terrible for my social life. Since he flies out tomorrow, I met up with Ryan for brews and The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. Afterward, I flipped my phone to give the Nick the rundown. (btw, that movie is great) As usual, 160 characters or less:

Too many one-liners, even for a movie about mummies - but otherwise enjoyable. Also, Maria Bello >> Rachel Weisz.

Jet Li as The Dragon Emperor in The Mummy 3

Side note: did you know Michelle Yeoh is 46!? I think I may have found the next Cougar I Want To Stick It To. Rahr!