This recording from the future reveals a terrible dystopia where Ross' TMNT fan comic, in combination with traitorous actions perpetrated by Neal, have sent Ross and Nick on the run from the evil Viacom menace. Still, the guys manage to talk pop culture, including tri-boobs, the Olsen twins' marriage to Sly Stallone, and Susan Sarandon's hologram form. If there is a next week: the Rockycast, pt 1!!!
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Let this be a call heard across the blogosphere: the AudioShocker wants to post your countdowns in The Top 9! That's right, loyal AudioShocker readers (all five of you) -- I want YOU to write Top 9 lists and then I'll put the best ones up here on the blog.
Email your Top 9 ideas and/or completed lists to nick@audioshocker.com. Also make sure to include a link you'd like to promote in conjunction to your submission, be it a link to your own site or a link to something that's relevant to your list.
Finally, to help you get a grasp on the sort of thing I'm looking for, I've made a list of The Top 9 Ways to Write an AudioShocker Top 9:
9. In english, please. I only know a little bit of French and even less American Sign Language (ASL), so keep it in my native tongue.
8. Profanity is a plus. This ain't your goddamn grandma's mutherfuckin' Top 9.
7. It can be about anything you want. Movies, music, comics, video games, and TV tend to be the most popular topics around these parts, but I'm open to other stuff.
6. References to Susan Sarandon or Street Fighter are a really big plus. Yes they are.
5. Your list has to go from 9 to 1, not 1 to 9. I don't feel like re-ordering your list, so please keep it countdown style.
4. Don't give me a list that was already posted somewhere else. No repeats!
3. Normally, a list item is structured like this one. With a highlighted short first sentence and/or phrase, followed by a sentence or two of description.
2. Don't give me anything bigotted or downright mean because I won't post it. However, an exception will be made for any submissions from Neal, because he just can't help it.
1. Make sure there are only nine items in your Top 9 list. No Top 20s, no Top 5s, and sure as hell no Top 10s. I don't mind honorable mentions to start off the list, but I will only post your nine main numbered items if you send me more than that.
BONUS POINTS: If you have a Top 9 in mind but you don't want to write it out, you can call it in! Dial the AudioShocker comment line at 412-567-7606 and leave a message. Then we'll air your audio Top 9 list as a special Top 9 Podcast! Also, if you hate phones, you can record your own audio file and email it to me at nick@audioshocker.com -- just make sure it's 15 MB or less before you try to email it.
Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is better. 3 X 3 = Awesome. Now that’s what I call math.
WE MADE IT! Celebrate with us as we discuss David Letterman, Robot 13 #2, Street Fighter: The Movie (the game), Capcom Fighting Evolution, Mr.Woodcock, Seann William Scott vs. Ashton Kutcher, Stephen King's Rose Red, Aventureland, Marvel Super Hero Squad, El Superbeasto, Audio Quest starring LIGHTS, and... at the end, some one special #100 greetings greeting from our friends friend!
We talk Boondocks, Megan Wants a Millionaire, Mike Myers and Dana Carvey, a 3D lovefest with Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince and G-Force, District 9 is overrated, Christina Milian is in Bring It On: Fight to the Finish, even Jean-Claude Van Damme can't save Cyborg, Gunslinger Girl and Funimation DVDs are weak, Fantasma is WEIRD, the tits of Anna Paquin and Katie Holmes, and a Spider-Man pedicab in NYC. Aaanndd of course... comics! Avengers Forever, Faction, Wet Moon 5, Iron Man, and Spider-Pimp.
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The gang is back! That just means we don't have an interview lined up... but like we said, the gang is back! Movies like Parasite Dolls and The Hurt Locker get things rolling. TV shows like So You Think You Can Dance, Surface, Breaking Bad, and Mad Men keep it moving. A bunch of nonsense leads into a description of the Iron Man 2 footage from Comic-Con International. Neal teaches people Audacity, while Nick spreads rumors about the quality of District 9. Justique flips out on the quality of Crash and Paul Mooney polarizes the gang. Neal likes how Slacker Personal Radio plays Eddie Griffin stand-up, but Neal falls flat with the gay fish joke and proceeds to talk about New Era Street Fighter hadoken hats, sending Nick on an extended Google search to find the spelling for shoryuken. Excellence!
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Neal thinks that Nick would think that Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen is racist. The Last Airbender trailer exceeds expectations but still disappoints these two Avatar fans who cannot get over the bizarre casting choices. Michael Jackson and Billy Mays have left the building. Play it to the Bone and Gran Torino are solid movies. Neal tells Nick about New Era hats with Marvel Comics stuff on them. Nick tells Neal about G-Man, Avengers: The Initiative, X-Men Legacy, Demon in a Bottle, and a short western comic by Skipper Martin from the new Outlaw Territory anthology. Also: is Alan Moore the literary Dov Charney? And what is podcast vérité?
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Nick is not feeling Fanboys, Neal is not feeling Transporter 3, Lil Flip raps about Kim Kardashian while Hurricane Chris raps about Halle Berry, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever sucks, Nick is listening to a lot of video game music from vgmusic.com (Contra is the best), the guys reminisce about watching Booker T. play live, Death of Autotune prompts Nick to serenade Neal with Believe (you know, by Cher), the guys wanna know what happened to Alia Shawkat, and Nick talks about Captain America #600 (new) and Iron Man #182 (old).
It's sad but true. Even a financial stalwart like the AudioShocker has buckled under the pressure of the economic crisis. Here are the Top 9 crazy events that have transpired due to monetary doom sweeping across all of America.
9. Ross Campbell wants us to pay him to do podcast interviews from now on. (C'mon, Ross... the damn things are already shameless fucking self-promotion!)
8. To save money on multimedia expenses, we almost changed our catchphrase to "Music. Movie. Comic. A little bit of media here and there is sort of our thing."
7. To save even more money, we almost changed our catchphrase to "iMeem. Hulu. Zuda. Free media is DEFINITELY our thing."
6. Gotham Chopra stopped hanging around the blog because his comic books all turned to liquid. (Get it!?! Virgin Comics = Liquid Comics! They used to be in print and now they're just online! ... Okay, fine, you win - the joke sucked.)
5. Justique has a whole lot less extra cash to spend on pornography. (She's down to about $200 per day.)
4. Nick has even less extra cash to spend on hookers. (He's down to about $2 per week... but DAMN that prosthetic handjob is worth every penny!)
3. Kirsten stopped commenting on Pete's blog posts because she was too busy earning some extra money on the side working as a high-paid lesbian escort (see this incriminating photo for evidence).
2. Neal couldn't hire the Elan Luz Rivera lookalike stripper he wanted for his birthday. (Instead, he had to settle for the Susan Sarandon lookalike GMILF from next door.)
1. We know you love the AudioShocker just the way it is, but be on the look out for our new blog name... COMING SOON: "Tampax Tampons presents the AudioShocker podcast & blog"!!! (Our new catchphrase: "We're stuffing some music, movies, and comics all up in that shit!")
More: The Top 9 Social Networks! (And how to choose the right one for you.)
Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is better. 3 X 3 = Awesome. Now that’s what I call math.
The Motherlover Day podcast hits at full blast as we talk about how Neal loves Star Trek but is totally wrong about X-Men Origins: Wolverine, the artists formerly known as Dipset release new albums (Juelz drops something about the Skull Gang while Cam wants us to believe that Crime Pays), Eminem is having a Relapse and Neal thinks it sucks, not-so-new movies filled up our watching weekend (Cadillac Records, Live Free or Die Hard, and The Incredible Hulk), Neal only has good things to say about el Crimen Perfecto, Nick has been reading the new Power Girl comic by Amanda Conner and old Iron Man comics from the early 90s, and, of course, we talk about the naked pictures of Cassie and Rihanna.
Exactly 40 minutes of podcast fun are coming your way as we let Paul Tobin know that his Marvel Adventures Super Heroes comic books are in Target. Then Paul talks about who he writes for (hint: himself), the honor of writing for different audiences, the wide reach of books like Marvel Adventures Spider-Man, to read or not to read reviews, and pacing issues of Marvel Adventures Avengers vs. What If? Newer Fantastic Four. This is part 2 of 3 of our Paul Tobin interview series!
Then we talk movies. Neal thinks that Fast and Furious makes Paul Walker look taller and Vin Diesel look the same, he is also pumped to see Nine (produced by Tim Burton, natch), Nick and Justique saw the mediocre Monsters vs Aliens in excellent IMAX 3D, they also started watching The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya anime and they love it, and Neal thinks Big Stan is a ripoff of The Longest Yard.
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