Meteorology? NO! Ororo Munroe? YES! We discuss Chris Claremont, Uncanny X-Men, Storm's physical and racial interpretations, the Claremont character guessing game, why does Storm talk so weird?, is she a missed opportunity?, Storm vs. Stevie Hunter, Storm's self-reflective internal monologue, Ross loves Marrow, where is Marrow now?, and what would Ross and Nick do with Storm nowadays? NEXT WEEK: We don't know.