Meteorology? NO! Ororo Munroe? YES! We discuss Chris Claremont, Uncanny X-Men, Storm's physical and racial interpretations, the Claremont character guessing game, why does Storm talk so weird?, is she a missed opportunity?, Storm vs. Stevie Hunter, Storm's self-reflective internal monologue, Ross loves Marrow, where is Marrow now?, and what would Ross and Nick do with Storm nowadays? NEXT WEEK: We don't know.
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Storm Month has blown away! What's in the wind for Hyper Combo Wallpaper, you ask? Be back next Friday as Capcom Fighting Evolution jams its way on over!
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Oh Ororo, you could've been a hand model! Get ready for one more Storm Hyper Combo Wallpaper next Friday!
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The forecast? Storm Month continues to pour down as Storm gets fingered in the next Hyper Combo Wallpaper!
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See, I told ya that was a big black hairy pussycat! Seeing as how it's Storm Month and all, be back here next Sunday to see Storm get wet in Hyper Combo Wallpaper!
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Storm Month is on! Be back next Sunday to see Storm's big black hairy pussy in Hyper Combo Wallpaper!
9. Martian Manhunter
8. Banshee
7. Falcon
6. Power Girl
5. Vision
4. War Machine
3. G-Man
2. Storm
1. Superman
Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is better. 3 X 3 = Awesome. Now that’s what I call math.
Laser eyes versus lightning limbs!
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Be back here next Monday for a Spider-Man vs. Hulk(s) Hyper Combo Wallpaper as Versus Month battles on!
Well, well, well! Looks like last week's Top 9 list made the rounds over on IMDB and Superhero Hype!, and WOW did people hate it. Regardless, I still stand by it. And I think this week's ranting countdown is even better!
9. Jessica Alba's blue eyes in 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer. I actually love this film, to the chagrin of many superhero movie enthusiasts on the Internet. But one thing nearly ruined the movie for me - Jessica Alba's fake blue eyes. Aside from the fact that the first Fantastic Four film featured Alba's far more subtle peepers, her new contacts were an unreal shade of disturbing (and distracting) blue. Still, they could never be as distracting as...
8. Christian Bale's husky voice in Batman Begins and The Dark Knight. I don't care for the new Batman movies, but I do recognize how much they satisfy their audience. Still, there's one negative thing that most fans agree on: Bale's Batman voice is ridiculous. His husky, throaty whisper is enough to make me crack up during even the most serious and thrilling scenes. But even though Bale's Batman needs a little vocal work, he's still light years ahead of...
7. Ben Affleck starring as Matt Murdock in Daredevil. There was just something supremely wrong with Matt Damon's boy toy taking the lead role in Daredevil. He was stiff, he didn't look the part, and his bad acting destroyed any chance of a redeeming sequel. Instead, it gave us an ever crappier spinoff movie because apparently...
6. Someone thought it was a good idea to make an Elektra solo film. Elektra Natchios was played by Jennifer Garner in a skimpy Spandex outfit. I assume that's the only reason why this horrid Daredevil spinoff got the green light, because the rest of the movie is shit. Still, a solo Elektra movie could never be as bad as...
5. A Catwoman film removed from everything Batman. Warner Bros. decided to make Catwoman a legacy character and remove her feline ferocity from the Batman franchise with Halle Berry's Catwoman solo film. Don't get me wrong - Catwoman is a great character. But taking her out of the Batman universe is a slap in the face to loyal Batman fans and a confusing turn of events for the general public. Unfortunately, this wasn't the only superhero flub perpetrated by...
4. Halle Berry. That's right. Not only did this actress crap on Catwoman, she took a dump on Storm too (in three consecutive X-Men films!). That's four awful superhero performances in one decade. Why, Halle? WHY??? At least she wasn't cast in...
3. The obnoxious musical number featured in Spider-Man 3. I truly enjoyed the beginning of Spider-Man 3... until I realized that I was watching a Spider-Man movie and not a romantic comedy about three friends caught in a love triangle. Upon realizing how lame that was, Sam Raimi delivered the killing blow - a Toby Maguire song and dance number. Something inside me died that day. The decision to include this musical interlude is only eclipsed by the misguided decision to make...
2. Superman Returns as a sequel. Now this is supremely hypocritical on my part because I've never seen the film. But did I even need to? It's a sequel to Superman II... a movie I didn't even like that was made over 25 years ago!!! To make matters worse, Bryan Singer ditched the X-Men franchise to make this film, which leads us to...
1. X-Men: The Last Stand. The whole movie. One. Big. Mistake.
More: The Top 9 DC Comics Movies Warner Bros. Should Be Making Right Now.
Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is better. 3 X 3 = Awesome. Now that’s what I call math.
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