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The Top 9 Comic Book Superpowers

9. Flight. Who doesn’t want to be able to fly? It’s sweet. But not so sweet that it would top this list. In fact, most superheroes that can fly are given some other sort of ability as well (Superman, Storm, Ms. Marvel, etc). Off the top of my head, the only pure flight hero I can think of is Angel (Warren Worthington III). For a time, he had that “blood can heal you” thing. But I’m sure that’s being retconned as we speak.

8. Enhanced Senses. It’s a simple notion. Take the sensory perception of a normal human and turn it up to 11 (thank you, Spinal Tap). As with characters like Wolverine, these senses are often linked to an animalistic connection. But that sort of totemistic power is a completely different thing. Daredevil is a great example of plain enhanced senses, but I personally prefer the enhanced awareness and reaction time of Slade Wilson (a.k.a. Deathstroke).

7. Invulnerability. This is another superpower often paired with other abilities, most commonly super strength. Superman is invulnerable, mostly as an afterthought. Luke Cage comes close to being a pure holder of this power, but he gained some super strength with his invulnerability. You need look no further than Avengers: The Initiative #13 and Emery Schaub (a.k.a. Butterball), a teen who had no special abilities whatsoever aside from the fact that he couldn’t get hurt.

6. Telepathy. Don’t get me wrong — telekinesis is great and all, but I’d rather have the full range of someone’s thoughts and feelings. Telepathy is the ultimate invasion of personal privacy that seems sort of delicious in a twisted kind of way. Professor Xavier is my favorite telepath, mostly because his power is extensive and he has impressive control over his ability to get into the thoughts (both conscious and unconscious) of others.

5. Agility. Maybe not the most impressive power on this list. In fact, this is probably my “pet power” choice, if only because I’ve always dreamed of rolling out of leaping somersaults like Nightcrawler or daftly dodging blows like Black Panther. Truthfully, I can’t think of a hero who has agility as a singular ability. Tigra’s close, but too totemistic. I’ll go with none other than the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man as the finest example of the ability to perform fantastic gymnastics.

4. Energy Manipulation. This one’s a doozy. I mean, there are so many ways to bend energy, absorb it, and rechannel it out. Endless iterations pop up in comic books because you can draw it however you want, splash it with bright colors, and it looks sweet. My two favorite examples of energy manipulation come in the form of Havok’s concentric blasts and Bishop’s ability to spray you back with whatever energy you shoot at him. (And of course, the Silver Surfer’s Power Cosmic too).

3. Water Manipulation. This one that’s a bit obscure and sure to have its detractors. Still, I think the ability to manipulate water is probably one of the most impressive superpowers. Straying from comics, we’ve seen fantastic examples of water manipulation by Katara in Avatar: The Last Airbender. But in comics, the best example I can think of is Hydro-Man. Yeah, the character is a moron but his powers are absolutely incredible.

2. Density Control. Okay, this one is also a bit obscure. I mean, I actually had to sit down and reason out what density control entails just to write this list. This ability is not to be confused with the mass control of Harry Leland. Instead, I’m talking about Vision’s power to fluctuate between intangible and diamond-hard. Emma Frost and Kitty Pryde represent the opposite sides of this power spectrum, while Vision has the ability to make himself both ethereal and super solid with a mere thought.

1. Invisibility. Sue Storm, the Invisible Woman, is probably the best pure example of this ability. She also has a host of other awesome tricks she can do that are only tangentially related to hiding herself and other objects from view. And that energy manipulation is extremely awesome. But at the end of the day, she would still have my favorite power of any superhero out there if she just had the ability to hide herself in plain sight.

Next: The Top 9 UK Oddities! [instead of The Top 9 Obscure Movie Soundtracks]

Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is better. 3 X 3 = Awesome. Now that’s what I call math.

Podcast Episode 044

The House Bunny, Hamlet 2, Tropic Thunder, Steve Coogan, Never Back Down, Cashback, Smart People, Amazing Spider-Man #568, Special Forces #3, GeNext #4, True Believers, GMAT, Colin Hanks, the Watchmen movie lawsuit, Philip K Dick, Netflix, and more.

 
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Podcast Episode 038

Arguing about Hancock, Jason Bateman, Gotham Chopra, Love Guru, Darrell Hammond, Kung Fu Panda, Teeth the movie, The Cool Kids, Twitter Feet, Avatar: The Last Airbender returns next week, perky positive girl, Mandy Moore, Weeds, Spider-Man, multidimensional superheroes, Kill All Parents, Vix #1, Secret Invasion and Final Crisis shirts at Hot Topic, scenesters, and more.

 
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Free Comic Book Day 2008 - My National, Religious, and Cultural Holiday

Free Comic Book Day 2008 has arrived. Below you will find a list of the books I’m hoping to snag this May 3rd at my local comics shop (Phantom of the Attic Comics in Oakland, Pittsburgh, PA, USA). This FCBD reading list is in order of awesome to totally awesome (i.e. best for last).

Note how there are no selections from DC Comics, seeing as how they intend to provide two books that have already been published. LAME! You can click on the thumbnail image of the comic cover to download free preview pages (if available).

Transformers Animated from IDW Publishing. I’m not a huge Transformers fan, let alone really a fan at all. But this is a nice cover image and interesting concept — an adaptation of the first episode of the new Transformers TV relaunch. Consider my curiosity piqued.
X-Men from Marvel Comics. I know this should probably be higher on my list, but I always get a bit burned by Marvel’s primary FCBD offering — they rarely deliver. It looks like Marvel is trying something out it did last year in Spider-Man: Swing Shift. This X-Men comic will be the launch point of the new X-Men status quo that hasn’t even debuted yet in the regular series. Worth checking out.
Arcana Studio Presents from Arcana Studios. I’m going strictly off the strength of the solicitation here. The book has four different samples in it. Not normally how I like to roll, but they each have an interesting hook to them. I’d like to see more and this is free!
Cartoon-Apalooza from Ape Entertainment. Five original short stories including three first appearances of new creative properties. The cover art looks great and the concepts all sound very fun. What’s not to like?
Maintenance from Oni Press. I heard an interview with the Maintenance creators a few months back on Around Comics. Basically, these two guys are the janitors at an evil corporation run by mad scientists (think AIM from Marvel). Like my other picks, this has a strong cover and a strong solicitation.
Bongo Comics Free-For-All! From Bongo Comics. The Simpsons and Futurama comics crammed into a pocket-sized digest. The preview pages look fun and I tend to like to pick up at least a couple things from Bongo Comics a year. Why not make sure that one of those things costs me $0.00?
Marvel Adventures from Marvel Comics. Astute ComicShocker readers already know that I enjoy me some Marvel Adventures comics (particularly Avengers and Hulk). Here we’ve got Hulk, Spidey, and Iron Man (hey, doesn’t he have a HUGE movie out this weekend?) all in one. Last year we got the first appearance of Marvel Adventures Hulk and it was sweet. The free Marvel Adventures Iron Man ashcan from Halloween 2007 was awesome too. Nuff said.
Comics Go Hollywood from TwoMorrows Publishing. Last year’s offering from TwoMorrows simply blew my mind. It got me hooked on Write Now! Magazine. It was also jam-packed with content. It took me like three days of riding the bus to-and-from work to read the whole thing. That’s what I call FCBD quality!