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Lil Wayne - Mrs. Officer - “I Said Lady What’s Your Number, She Said 911″

I give Lil Wayne a hard time here at the AudioShocker, I really do. I’ve also said that 2008 has been the year of Weezy, T-Pain, and their joint reign of vocoder terror. That said, sometimes you hear a new song on the radio by an artist you don’t particularly care for and it gets you sprung. As I was driving home the other night, I caught wind of Mrs. Officer feat. Bobby Valentino (another hot/cold artist in my book) and I had to tell you all about it.

The Track: Tell me you don’t like Valentino’s weeohweeohweeohwee cop call chorus thing. I love it — almost as much as I love Weezy for NOT using a vocoder on this. That is huge for me. Maybe the vocoder is done for 2008? The beat is laid back and I’m actually pretty surprised this was not released as a summer jam, would have been big.

And the rhymes!! I can’t hate - Weezy keeps it hot.

She know I’m raw, she know I’m from the streets // And all she want me to do is fuck the police

And after we got done, I said lady what’s your number she said 911

Breakfast in bed turn into breakfast and head (this verse isn’t in the video)

The obligatory negatory: Wayne has taken up an affectation that I am dubbing ‘The Dorian Self-Laugh’; it was first brought to light by Dr. Cox on Scrubs. Zack Braff’s J.D. did this stupid self laugh whenever he made a joke and no one else thought it was funny. Well, Weezy has been doing the same thing recently - after every. single. line. Other examples? Check T-Pain’s Can’t Believe It and Mike Jone’s Cuddy Buddy. It’s like the new delay double and I find it similarly bothersome. Hopefully, Mr. Carter will grow out of it quickly. However, given his repertoire of vocoder hits this year, it may be a while.

The Video: Hot cops may be cliche, but they make for an entertaining video. I mean who hasn’t wanted to get it on with a Hot Cop? Ladies and Lads alike. It’s the basis for an entire genre of porn. Frisking hot perps? I want to do that. Mugshot modeling? I’ve seen it before, but I still chuckled. 3 hot cop dancers and squad cars? Yeah, I can suspend disbelief. Obviously this isn’t anything groundbreaking or new, but it’s easily digestible fluff that I can watch it more than once.

While somewhat unrelated, I disliked that the 2nd video Comfortable used the same video treatment/model. I am of the mind that videos self contained packages that can stand on their own. But Comfortable is easy to ignore, so it’s all good.

The Bottom Line: Perhaps this is some of that ‘change we can beleive in’

Chuck Returns Tonight, AIMcast to Follow

The season premiere of Chuck is tonight (8pm EST) and I’m pretty excited. I got into the show during winter break last year and I enjoyed it a lot. As with Entourage, the main character is irrelevant. Chuck’s peers provide a steady stream of comedy and entertainment. Considering how popular aging comedies likes Scrubs and the recently shark-jumped How I Met You Mother are, I figured it would take off quickly. Unfortunately the WGA strike happened and the rest is history. But that’s all water under the bridge, Chuck is back with a full 22 episode season!

AudioShocker contributor and food blogger extraordinaire Kirsten will be joining me for a postmortem AIMcast directly following the broadcast; the transcript will be up tomorrow.

AIMCast 02 - Crocs, Scrubs, and Hummus

As Nick noted earlier, there is no podcast this week. But all is not lost! I rounded up our two favorite readers Ro and Kirsten (Sorry Gotham and Tom), for another super duper AIMcast! So join us as we discuss old comics, Scrubs, Mad Men, Flight of the Conchords, Hillary / Obama / McCain and the presidential race, ugly shoes including Ugg Boots and Crocs, Sandler’s new movie You Don’t Mess With the Zohan, our dislike for Sex and The City, the plight of Borders Bookstores, and so much more.

Once again, special thanks to Kirsten for her excellent editing and Ro for taking time out of her super busy Sunday night.

AIM: boomcity 6/8/08 8:38 PM
Neal has joined this chat.
Ro has joined this chat.
Kirsten has joined this chat.
Kirsten: Oh, it’s time!
Neal: Well yeah. It is
Ro: Hey hey
Kirsten: What’s up, bitches?
Ro: Nada much, just reading some Calvin and Hobbes
Kirsten: Good stuff
Neal: Man, I miss old comics — remember The Far Side?
Ro: Oh yeah!
Ro: Doesn’t that still come out?
Ro: or no?
Neal: Neh, it doesn’t.
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TV Wrapup - Week 44 2007

In case your Tivo fucked up, the AudioShocker crew has this week’s TV highlights:Weeds

30 Rock - returns 11/08

Dexter - Lila drops trou, Dex confronts someone from his past, and Deb is the most paranoid woman ever. Then again, she was engaged to a serial killer.

Weeds - Mary-Kate is gone, Doug spills the bongwater, Andy continues to get in trouble, Nancy nearly cuts a bitch, and huge spoiler: Conrad catches another case of Jungle Fever.

Scrubs - Does anyone really care after last week’s abysmal premiere? We quit this show.

House - The patient is a mirror, House thinks 13 is hot, Kal Penn hates hot tubs, Foreman won’t leave, no one gets fired, and Cuddy has a nice rack.

Heroes - Horn Rim gets gangsta, Hiro steals a kiss, Nikki looks hotter than last season, Peter has to save the world again (big suprise), and did we mention that Sylar is basically the world’s biggest super-asshole?

How I Met Your Mother - Ted is a pornstar, Jon Cho gueststars, and Lilly stress-shops. Robin and Barney kind of ride the pines this ep. Not a stellar episode, but way better than last week.

The Boondocks - Stinkmeaner returns from Hell and takes over Tom’s body while Grandad discovers Myspace. ‘What’s really good?’ Not this episode. Special appearance by Ghostface Killah. Homie does WAY to many cameos.

To summarize: Jon Cho, Kal Penn, and Ghostface were all on TV this week - could life get any better?