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Tropic Thunder - TXT Message Review

Tropic ThunderWhen I first saw the trailer for Tropic Thunder, I was less than impressed. ‘Oh great, another Ben Stiller movie with umpteen quotes that I’ll be hearing for the next three years.’ Well, the quotability doesn’t compare to Zoolander, but the movie cracked me up. (a celebrity packed cast certainly didn’t hurt) Here’s the deal: 160 characters or less - as texted to Nick upon egress.

tropic thunder was pretty effin funny. tom cruise puts it down! def better than i was expecting. retard humor may not be for everyone, but i dug it.

If you hate opposed to Ben Stiller, you probably won’t love this - but I guarantee you’ll laugh your ass off.

The House Bunny - TXT Message Review

I decided to take the day off. I needed some Neal time and hit the movies. Two things you may not know about me: I enjoy seeing movies alone and Anna Farris is one of my favorite actresses. She and Regina Hall were the best parts of the Scary Movie flicks. I don’t even think I need to mention her performance in Just Friends. So, it was a no-brainer when I realized that her new movie,The House Bunny, opened today. Here’s the skinny in 160 characters or less.

anna farris continues to be crazy funny. she’s totally in the zone. the other girls are kinda man of the house. didn’t realize it was a happy madison movie.

Nick is also a Farris fan. I wonder what he will think… Perhaps you should tune in next Tuesday and find out!

The Mummy 3 - TXT Message Review

So, my friend Ryan is moving to England till the end of the year. It’s great for his career, but terrible for my social life. Since he flies out tomorrow, I met up with Ryan for brews and The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. Afterward, I flipped my phone to give the Nick the rundown. (btw, that movie is great) As usual, 160 characters or less:

Too many one-liners, even for a movie about mummies - but otherwise enjoyable. Also, Maria Bello >> Rachel Weisz.

Jet Li as The Dragon Emperor in The Mummy 3

Side note: did you know Michelle Yeoh is 46!? I think I may have found the next Cougar I Want To Stick It To. Rahr!

Wanted - TXT Message Review

Angelina Jolie, Common, Morgan Freeman, Terrence Stamp, and … Mr. Tumnas? That’s the cast of Wanted, the latest comic book movie to hit the box office. Longtime Podcast listeners might recall that I have reviled this film for the past six months or so, in large part due to my disapproval of the changes made during the adaptation. I was worried they would destroy on screen something that was so well executed in print.

In order to substantiate my prior opinions, I took in the 5:15 PM screening this afternoon. My post-flick txt (<160 characters) to Nick below:

Audience was all old people and a crying baby. Action was good, Jolie looks busted, Freeman pulls a Sam Jackson. Still fails to convey the point of the book.

my rating

The Happening - TXT Message Review

I dipped out of work early today in order to grab a Honkers Ale at Old Chicago before screening M. Night Shyamalan’s newest attempt at cinema. Here is the text I sent Nick on my way out of the theater. (160 characters or less)

The Happening wasn’t scary or entertaining. message was totally lame - shitty even for a matinee. Shyamalan is making my last name look bad.

I probably should have seen Get Smart or Kung Fu Panda instead.

The Incredible Hulk - TXT Review 2 and Cameo Spoilers

Here’s what I sent to Neal on the ride home from the movie theater:

Movie was real mediocre. And i stayed all the way thru the credits for nothing! I thought liv tyler was the best actor in it. Roth was good too.

That about sums up how I feel about the whole thing. Now here are a few quick cameo spoilers for those who go to see The Incredible Hulk:

1. Director Louis Leterrier has been spouting off about a Captain America cameo, which is grossly misleading. My guess is that SPOILERS! when Thunderbolt Ross pulls a blue vial out of a weird cryo-bucket marked Dr. Reinstein, that blue goo inside the vial is some “Captain America” (remember, Leterrier never said anything about a Steve Rogers cameo).

2. Is that a secret Luke Cage cameo I saw when the Abomination starts smashing around in Harlem??? This may just be wishful thinking on my part, but we get a quick glimpse at a sizable looking guy running onto the street instead off the street when Harlem is getting torn up. I think this is none other than Carl Lucas a.k.a. Luke Cage. The tipping point: he’s decked out in yellow.

3. Don’t stay past the credits. There’s nothing there. The Tony Stark cameo at the end of the film hits right before the credits, but it looks like it was supposed to follow them. Nick Fury makes no appearances (though his name flashes across the screen briefly). After the credits wrapped, the crowd at my theater was complaining that Nick Fury didn’t show up. Sucks he wasn’t there but how awesome is it to hear moviegoers complaining about a lack of Nick Fury?!!

The Incredible Hulk - TXT Message Review

I was discussing with Nick the other day about how writing movie reviews isn’t worth the effort since we record the podcast during the weekend. With that in mind, here is the ‘txt message review’ (less than 160 characters) that I just sent to a friend:

saw hulk - better than prev. liv tyler is uggo. hate cg. stark cameo sucks.

Sound interesting? Tune in Tuesday for the whole story

Hulk Hands!

Free Comic Book Day 2008 - A Humble Marvel Adventures Confession

Marvel Adventures FCBD 2008A little over one week ago, I came to this forum — known among savvy readers as the awesome AudioShocker — and talked smack on the Marvel Adventures Free Comic Book Day offering from Marvel Comics.

Truth be told, talking smack is a bit of an exaggeration. It was more like expressing disappointment. And I was disappointed at the time — I had read the issue and it just didn’t live up to my standards.

Truth be told, saying I read the issue is a bit of an exaggeration. It was more like I read the first two-thirds of the story, and then I made assumptions about the rest of the issue.

I’m embarrassed to admit it, but I reviewed the issue without finishing it. I broke the unbreakable rule of reviewing — don’t review something that you have read, seen, watched, or listened to from start to finish.

It just so happens that I finished reading the Marvel Adventures FCBD 2008 issue on Saturday, and DAMN! what an ending! Once the Mandarin shows up for a second time, the story really hits a groove and finishes in fine form.

Elephant SteveI apologize for giving an opinion half-cocked. It was wrong. And I’m grateful for finishing this excellent comic book by Jeff Parker, Paul Tobin, Alvin Lee, Terry Pallot, Wil Quintana, and Nate Piekos.

To make matters even better, the issue finished off with a Mini Marvels comic strip by Chris Giarrusso featuring none other than Elephant Steve! I love Elephant Steve. And I love this comic book.

Bizarre New World: Population Explosion comic book review

This graphic novel hits today and I’ve been fortunate to catch an advanced peak at the book. With that said, here’s what I like most about this story: its realistic treatment of a fantastic topic, fun art that’s bright and expressive, and the story’s unique length.

The concept is simple. Paul Krutcher can fly, and he’s the first guy with this ability. But that was in the last Bizarre New World tale. As Population Explosion begins, just about everyone has discovered they can defy gravity as well. The skies are a mess of reckless, elated people. It’s an interesting take on flight by writer Skipper Martin.

And now Paul is disappointed. Not only is he robbed of feeling special — he’s trying to take flying seriously while everyone else is going on joyrides. The conflict is quickly introduced as Paul receives a garbled and hectic phone call from his son. Paul immediately sets off on a haphazard journey to save his child that might not even need to be saved.

The pencils by Christopher Provencher are expressive and attractive. They have an animated quality that plays up the fun of every panel (even when the story itself isn’t dealing with a fun topic). The colors by Wes Dzioba take the strong pencils by Provencher and slather them with bright colors that enhance the overall visual effect of the story.

But it’s the lettering by Ellen Everett that really steals the show. She uses a few great techniques to make the different forms of narration distinct. When you finally see all the different types of text converge, you know that she’s got something special going on.

I was really enthused about the size of this graphic novel from Ape Entertainment. It’s about 50 pages, clocking in at slightly more than two standard comic book issues. According to Diamond Distributors, it carries a price tag of $6.95. I think that’s a fair price concerning the quality and the page count of the tale. I hope more writers think about doing books of this size in the future.

Those are all the best parts. Now here’s what didn’t work for me. While I found the overall concept charming, I didn’t think that Martin really hit his stride until page 20. At that point, he introduced the concept of deadly (yet hilarious) mass hysteria. That was interesting for me. But the main conflict up until that point didn’t completely sell me on the story. To add to that, there was a decidedly folksy tone to the internal narration and external interactions of Paul. By the time I was hit with a preachy moment about 9/11, I felt soaked in Americana reflection. It killed the fantasy buzz of the story for me.

But all complaints aside, this book has a fun and inventive treatment of human flight. It has bright, bouncy art that works hard to maintain the fun tone, and its length is just right. I recommend this book to people excited by extraordinary possibilities but a bit burned out by the extreme science-fiction overdose of modern superhero comics.

5 out of 7 Shocks

ComicShocker Week 14 2008

I guess I expected Secret Invasion #1 to be a bit more shocking. Not that it wasn’t good - Lenil Yu’s pencils look strong with Mark Morales on inks and Laura Martin on colors; Brian Michael Bendis delivers a strong script. But the overall story felt much like your typical issue of New Avengers. That’s a good thing, of course. But not necessarily an event comic thing.

I certainly wasn’t out and out taken aback by any Skrull development that happened. Surprised a bit? Maybe here and there. But no “knock me on my ass” moments like the first issue of Civil War. I remember finishing Civil War #1 with my mouth agape, shocked at the words of Iron Man. It had attitude like the Bad Boys movies and hyper-real visuals. Secret Invasion, on the other hand, has a decidedly slow burn pace that feels more like a political thriller than a big action movie.

And I’m sure that’s the point. I imagine that Bendis wants this story to read a bit more mature and subtle than the past two Marvel Comics spring / summer events (the aforementioned Civil War and World War Hulk). To that end, he is successful. However, I didn’t drop my jaw anywhere. I didn’t even scream anything out loud, often a sign that I’m lost in the fictional illusion of the story to my delight.

But like I said, the book is good. I’m not going to be spoilerish, that is unless talking about the fulfillment of expectations counts as spoilers (which, this reader believes, can have way more spoiler potential than learning about the plot). It is excellent to see Luke Cage as a pivotal player in the Marvel Universe, even if Lenil Yu doesn’t know which way his tiara should be facing (ooo, watch out for spoilers!!!).

My favorite part of the issue? Three words: Reed Richards spaghetti. Mr. Fantastic needs to score a licensing deal with Ragu now. Visually, this moment is a close second only to Clor getting his robotic brains bashed out by Hercules. It’s creepy and fascinating at the same time.