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Beatcast 006: Station’s Creation

Station’s Creation, an instrumental jam by Nik Furious. This track was unearthed in a recent ProTools recovery, but chopped up real nasty by Nik on this very day and transformed into what you hear now.

 
 Station's Creation by Nik Furious [4:04m]: Play Now | Download

FNMTV - Ne-Yo, Pink, Cassie, John Legend

Sorry if I throw a million posts your way this week. I feel like I have to blog my ass off now since I’ll be on the road starting Thursday. I caught today’s ep of FNMTV during the afternoon and well, I think it speaks for itself. No wait, I take that back. I’ll speak for it:

Ne-Yo - Closer (Live)
Whenever I see Ne-Yo I can’t help but think he looks like a less popular version of Chris Brown mixed with Djimon Hounsou. He does use a real band though and that’s kind of cool. Dancers’ outfits suck though.

Pink - So What
Homegirl is really in her element here. Pretty impressive that Hart agreed to do the video. I generally don’t dig Pink - and probably will continue not too - but this video is alright. Great song to get drunk too. In fact, I think I might just go do that right now.

Cassie - Official Girl
Wow. So much to say, check out this week’s full fledged review.

John Legend - Green Light ft. Andre 3000
The beat is wack, the hook sucks, and Andre 3000 employs stream of consciousness rather than structured verse - but god damn would I like to be at that party. It looks like a lot of fun. Especially if it’s not your house.

Ne-Yo - Miss Independent (Live)
Ne-Yo’s gimmick for this album is wearing suits. He also plays off the emerging trend of ‘independent women’ in hiphop. Apparently ballers no longer want to get with guap gulping groupies. Besides the obvious advantages of her picking up the check once in a while, a girl that gets her own cash might support you if your abum flops.

The Bottom Line: Pink obviously takes the gold this week - but I think I’ll give John Legend the silver for a decent party scene.

Podcast Episode 043

Chop Shop, Step Brothers, Will Ferrell’s nutsack, True Romance, over-hyped Judd Apatow movies, Seth Rogen as the new Lil Jon, Alanis Morissette and Dave Coulie, ProTools and the L1 Ultramaximizer, Dave Cockrum (not Cockring), Superpowers: A Novel by David J Schwartz, Final Crisis #2, She-Hulk #30 and #31, GG Studio, Green Arrow / Black Canary #11, Last Defenders #6, Marvel Adventures Hulk #14, Charlie Barlett, and too much more to remember.

 
 AudioShocker #43 [69:47m]: Play Now | Download

Beatcast 005: Phoenix Bay

Phoenix Bay, another new hip hop beat by Nik Furious. This electronic instrumental was unearthed when Nik (a.k.a. me) got ProTools back after a few years without his L1 Ultramaximizer.

 
 Phoenix Bay by Nik Furious [2:56m]: Play Now | Download

Beatcast 004: Legal Green

Legal Green, a new hip hop beat by Nik Furious. Bonus points if you can guess who it’s named after.

 
 Legal Green by Nik Furious [3:15m]: Play Now | Download

FNMTV - Donnie Klang, Morningwood, The Cab, Santogold

Another Saturday, another recap of FNMTV. I’m a bit out of my element this week as I haven’t heard of any of these artists. Frankly, they don’t really coincide with my sphere of musical tastes. So, please excuse my ignorance as I break it down. (and can you believe Bernie Mac just died?)

Donnie Klang - Take You There
First of all, who picks up girls in a liquor store? Second, this Puffy/Klang thing looks like it was specifically devised to compete with the Timbaland/Timberlake sound; it doesen’t compare. Puffy, please back out of the music business and retire to being simply a celebrity. Readers, if you want to see a more accurate idea of how video would have played out, please watch The Boys & Girls Guide to Getting Down.

Morningwood - Sugarbaby
Haha. Morningwood. I love making fun of American Apparel wearing, gold digging, label whoring, hipster girls. The puppet thing is great too. This video is good for at least 5-6 viewings before I get sick of it - and that’s saying a lot.

The Cab - I’ll Run
This video is comprised of a band performance, long shaggy hair flying around, and some people making out in front of public transportation. There’s no tension, conflict, narrative, and no running. Lastly, is the lead singer seriously rocking a non-skinny tie in 2008? What a fashion faux pas! Homeboy needs a new stylist.

Santogold - L.E.S. Artistes (Live)
Santogold is kind of like a skinny Macy Gray, with a simiarly hard to listen to voice. Don’t even get me started on the leotard / jumpsuit outfit. I just can’t get into her steez. Sorry!

The Bottom Line: Morningwood wins the gold medal for “least terrible video” this week along with a special commendation for actually being funny.

FNMTV - Miley Cyrus, David Banner, Hawthorne Heights, and All Time Low

So, after a dismal showing last week, FNMTV returns with 2 live performances by Miley Cyrus and some other less important stuff. How do this week’s videos stack up? Perhaps you should just keep on reading:

Miley Cyrus - 7 Things (Live)
Easily the best live performance ever on FNMTV. This is also 679 times better than the real video. Notice how Miley plays to the camera instead of the crowd and wears herself out from all the running around. I have to say, the girl has energy.

Hawthorne Heights - Rescue Me
Let this be a lesson that a Les Paul and a Flying V will not save your video (or band) from sucking. Basically, there is a crappy band with skinny ties and a girl playing Harry Houdini with technicolor stuff in the water. I’m not sold.

David Banner - Shawty Say ft. Lil Wayne
Basically… be nice to your lady and raise your kids. Otherwise, David Banner is going to sample a Lil Wayne track and then blow your lady’s back out while you sit at home. alone. At least, I think that’s the point - Banner mumbles a lot.

All Time Low - Poppin
Oh I get it. It’s another video making fun of suburban white kids and their love of gaudy hip hop style and trappings. Isn’t making fun of a cliche even more cliche? Also, this band blows. They sound like what garbage would sound like, if garbage sang and played instruments.

Miley Cyrus - Fly on The Wall (Live)
Miley, you were doing so well until this! I can’t bring myself to say good things about this. In fact, I’m not entirely convinced that this isn’t a B-52s cover. And the secret spy dancers? Come on, we all know you can’t dance. (Of course, I can’t wait to see the end of the battle on Monday)

The bottom line: It’s kind of a wash, but Miley Cyrus still places above everyone else this week. Till next time.

Beatcast 003: From the Ashes

From the Ashes, an instrumental song by Nik Furious. This is a bit of a cheat because it’s really just the beat from last week’s Unlicensed Attorneys at Law hip hop track, Pork-N-Beanz. Still, the instrumental is significantly different enough to sound more like a funk track. Plus, this coincides with the debut of the updated Nik Furious webpage featuring a music player.

 
 From the Ashes by Nik Furious [3:56m]: Play Now | Download

Podcast Episode 041

We stick it to Pigtail Girl, Marvel Adventures Super Heroes #1, Avengers: The Initiative #15, Uncanny X-Men #500, Black Panther #38, X-Men Legacy #214, superhero codenames, Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D, Chromeo, 2D fighting games vs. 3D fighting games, Street Fighter, Winged Migration, voting, celebrity pairings (Rob Schneider and Tom Lennon, Jeremy Piven and Joe Rogan, Tom Arnold and Jim Belushi), Mad Men, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and so much more that we can’t even remember.

 
 AudioShocker #41 [72:40m]: Play Now | Download

Beatcast 002: Pork-N-Beanz

Pork-N-Beanz, a hilarious hip hop track by the Unlicensed Attorneys at Law feat. Ronnie B (produced by Nik Furious).

 
 Pork-N-Beanz by Unlicensed Attorneys at Law [4:04m]: Play Now | Download