While Kelly Ripa may not be a girl, she is definitely a cougar/milf worth our attention. She makes Regis’ talk show bearable and looks effin’ amazing for a 38 year old mother of three. I mean jeez, whatever she’s doing - it’s working!
Kelly is basically everything I want in a sugar mama. Ladies - please take note! If you are searingly hot, loaded, good humored, and short enough to wear heels without making me look bad - you too may qualify. Her soap star past also gives me the impression that she knows how to feign interest - a quality that would really work with my ego.
Lastly, I know it’s part of her job to be up on current trends and such - but here at the AudioShocker we dig commitment to pop culture. I bet Kelly would fit right in co-hosting an episode of the AudioShocker Podcast.
In short: Kelly Ripa, I want to stick it to you.
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