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TV Wrapup - Week 47 2007

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What? You missed one of your favorite shows? What the hell is wrong with you? Good thing the AudioShocker crew has your back.

Dexter - Dexter gets cut, Lila is a psycho, Deb and Lundy get frisky in the kitchen, and Doakes goes all special forces at Dex’s condo.

The Boondocks - Grandad invites a beautiful woman for the weekend. Too bad shes an unstable psycho kung-fu killer and blows herself up.

Weeds - Season Finale. Majestic is on fire, MK really is a nutjob, and Nancy decides it is time to move on. I am not sure how I feel about this.

How I Met Your Mother - It’s Slapsgiving, Lily cooks, and Robin/Ted bump uglies again.

Heroes - Uhm. Ok… Parkman learns the darker side of his powers, Hiro realizes he can’t play God, Noah bites the dust, and Elle gets a taste of her own medicine.

House - BRING ME THE THONG OF LISA CUDDY! Also, what is with 13 and the suspenders? I dig that.

30 Rock - returns 11/29

Metalocalypse - Dr. Rockzo tries to get clean, Murderface writes a song, and Toki loves clowns

To summarize: Happy Thanksgiving - try not to burn down your suburb, bone your ex-girlfriend, or go on a date with a kung-fu killer wolf bitch from Myspace.

TV Wrapup - Week 46 2007

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neal
on November 17, 2007
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What? You missed one of your favorite shows? What the hell is wrong with you? Good thing the AudioShocker crew has your back.

Dexter - Dex and Lila do a little B&E, Doakes loses it, Lundy plays some Chopin, and Deb gives him some sugar. Oh, and Lila might be batshit crazy. Does Lundy remind you of Robocop without his helmet on?

The Boondocks - returns 11/19

Weeds - Shane needs a shrink, Silas sees the crime doc, Nancy buys some protection, and Celia pays a visit to the crooked accountant.

How I Met Your Mother - The cast has annoying habits, Marshal passes the bar, and a dog poops on a baby.

Heroes - FINALLY! A little background. Kristen bell is a hottest sadist, Peter remembers the past, and his mom is officially a bitch.

House - The Elephant man has heartblock, 13 saves the day, oh and hot CIA doc gets the axe.

30 Rock - Liz thinks she lives next to a terrorist, Jack hooks up with a sexy Democrat, and Kenneth needs $2500 STAT! I enjoy this show a lot.

Metalocalypse - Dethklok does fashion. The band is fat, ‘popsicles are like eating water’, and the leather is people.

To summarize: Agrestic has a booming service economy, being hot isn’t enough at Princeton Plainsboro, and Kristen Bell is still cute.

TV Wrapup - Week 45 2007

Published
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neal
on November 9, 2007
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Fellow Shockers, ‘work’, an ‘impounded car’, a ‘DUI’, and ‘lolcatshit’ are not good excuses for missing an entire week of TV. So quit your job, dip into your savings, hire a good lawyer, and restring your tennis racket, because the AudioShocker Crew is about to put it down.

Dexter - Oh Snaps! Lila blows off Dex’s steam, Masuka digs shemale porn, and Deb continues to have daddy issues with the Fed.

The Boondocks - Thuggnificent moves into Woodcrest and starts a rap beef with Granddad, Riley has his first Incredible Hulk, and Tom Dubois continues to be a bit of a douchebag. ‘I SPITS HOT FIRE!’ Consider watching Metalocalypse if you are into Adult Swim stuff.

Weeds - Mary Kate isn’t gone afterall, Celia get ill with the Louisville, Shane sees dead people, Doug repurposes a crucifix, and Nancy gets some ink. Personally, I’m excited for next week - Guillermo is coming back!

How I Met Your Mother - Marshall wants to move out, Lily gets busted, and Barney has his own open house. New York lesson #5: abbreviated neighborhood names can be misleading.

Heroes - Hiro blows shit up, Noah (HRG) torches the future, Nikki channels The Shining, Peter meets Adam, and Parkman hashes out his daddy issues.

House - House helps a hot G-woman, Jungle Doctor thinks it’s Polio, and there is one less spot up for grabs. “I know how to kill a man with my thumb.”

30 Rock - Ken has a party, Ceri invites her hot cousins, Greenzo (Schwimmer) stands up for Mother Gaia, and Al Gore has Eco-sense!

To summarize: I spits hot fire. Act like you know.