Yes. I’m two days late with this - but I don’t have cable and DVDs are a hell of a drug. Monday night at the Teen Choice Awards (hosted by Miley Cyrus natch), the M&M Cru had their live onstage battle with the Adam/Chu Dance Crew. See for yourself.
According to the Applause-O-Meter, The M&M Cru won. It figures that a million jumpy tweeny girls would pick the most popular tweeny girl in the country. That’s all fine and good; it is the Teen Choice Awards afterall.
The thing is, Miley can’t dance (I mentioned that on Saturday), and it shows. She was outclassed from the get go. I mean, bringing LL Cool J to a dance battle, is a bit like eating noodles with a knife - a desperate attempt at best. Is Miley even old enough to remember LL’s hits? And - the Rerun dance? Come on, nothing is more played out and cliche than poppin’ and lockin’. What is this, Breakin? I think Miley treated this whole thing like a joke because she knew the endgame from the onset. Was there ever really a chance that she was going to lose? Starpower wins every time.
Of course, no one used starpower quite like the ACDC. Throughout the course of the battles, the ACDC employed dozens of members, the Jabbawockez crew, Chris Brown, LiLo, and even an invalid Adam Sandler! Still, they came to this party with their game faces on and walked away empty handed. There is some internet chatter saying that the ACDC recycles all their choreography. Perhaps that was the problem. I did my own visual research, and while it is true - ACDC still has better moves.
Lastly, why did they chose Fergie as the impartial moderator? Could they have found someone less qualified? Miley’s dance skills suck, but Fergie… chickenhead can. not. dance. at. all. That hip wiggle thing does not count.
The Bottom Line: ACDC got robbed!
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