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FNMTV - Gym Class Heroes, The Game, We The Kings, Solange

It's hard in these streets. That's the only real excuse I have for not writing this post on Saturday. You know the deal: MTV debuts new videos during FNMTV and I tell you what I think. Easy peasy

Gym Class Heroes - Cookie Jar
I hope this is supposed to be a joke. The 'white background video' returns with a vengeance, a vocoder, and shitty synth line. If The Cool Kids are a bunch of lame scene kids - then what the eff is this? I just can't take any part of this seriously, not with homeboy's bull nose ring.

The Game - My Life (ft. Lil Wayne)
Game is such a drama queen. Is his life really that hard? Wait till the end where he smears a cross on his chest - in blood. Seriously, how effing into yourself are you? You are not John Lennon, Biggie, or Jesus. And who name drops Kanye twice on a track? As if that weren't enough, Lil Wayne rides shotgun with a vocoder. Weezy is giving T-pain a run for his money.

We The Kings - Check Yes Juliet (Live)
I've never even heard of these oldboys, but it sounds a lot like Panic at the Disco. In other words: they are probably popular, but not for any logical reason.

Solange - Sandcastle Disco
Solange is Beyonce's sister in case you didn't know. The song is pretty breezy - but hey, it's a song about a DJ, I expected as much. Yeah, this is a "white background video", but I like it more than others I have seen recently. Overuse of CG? Perhaps, but I dig the whole mod/60's thing. We both know this could have been done way worse.

The Bottom Line: The Game needs to stop feeling himself so much. He is no longer relavant in my musical sphere.

FNMTV - Miley Cyrus, David Banner, Hawthorne Heights, and All Time Low

So, after a dismal showing last week, FNMTV returns with 2 live performances by Miley Cyrus and some other less important stuff. How do this week's videos stack up? Perhaps you should just keep on reading:

Miley Cyrus - 7 Things (Live)
Easily the best live performance ever on FNMTV. This is also 679 times better than the real video. Notice how Miley plays to the camera instead of the crowd and wears herself out from all the running around. I have to say, the girl has energy.

Hawthorne Heights - Rescue Me
Let this be a lesson that a Les Paul and a Flying V will not save your video (or band) from sucking. Basically, there is a crappy band with skinny ties and a girl playing Harry Houdini with technicolor stuff in the water. I'm not sold.

David Banner - Shawty Say ft. Lil Wayne
Basically... be nice to your lady and raise your kids. Otherwise, David Banner is going to sample a Lil Wayne track and then blow your lady's back out while you sit at home. alone. At least, I think that's the point - Banner mumbles a lot.

All Time Low - Poppin
Oh I get it. It's another video making fun of suburban white kids and their love of gaudy hip hop style and trappings. Isn't making fun of a cliche even more cliche? Also, this band blows. They sound like what garbage would sound like, if garbage sang and played instruments.

Miley Cyrus - Fly on The Wall (Live)
Miley, you were doing so well until this! I can't bring myself to say good things about this. In fact, I'm not entirely convinced that this isn't a B-52s cover. And the secret spy dancers? Come on, we all know you can't dance. (Of course, I can't wait to see the end of the battle on Monday)

The bottom line: It's kind of a wash, but Miley Cyrus still places above everyone else this week. Till next time.

AudioShocker Podcast #37 - A Face to Match

Back to business talking about the Wanted movie, NaS, Lil Wayne, too many white background music videos, Mark Millar's Wanted, Kung Fu Panda, Mama's Boy, Anna Farris, Barb Wire, cooties, 30 Days of Night, Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, Immortal Iron Fist #16, Avengers: Under Seige and Civil War, cuban hair, My Bare Lady, and we got a face to match.

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FNMTV - Rope Chains, Capri Pants, Duffy, and More

It's time for another round of FNMTV bashing - courtesy of yours truly. In case you missed last week's post, MTV recently added a new segment called Friday Night MTV as a venue for video premiers and live performances. This salvo of music television begs to be discussed - because it is so clearly bottom of the barrel - but not in a formal video review manner. Consider these video review 'quickies'.

Lil Mama - I'm What It Is (Strike a Pose)

Old skool rope chains, T-Pain sans vocoder channeling the pied piper, and Missy Elliot style antics make for a pretty kid-friendly video. I wouldn't hesitate to show this to an 8 year old.

Boys Like Girls - Thunder

The band members all have similar haircuts to other bands, they sing slow and deep at first and then jump up an octave to belt out the chorus. Flashback / performance videos like this are boring. If I want to relive getting drunk in high school and doing dumb townie shit... I'll look out my window at the douchebag highschoolers on summer vacation.

Shawty Lo - Foolish (Remix)

DJ Khaled has never been on a decent track, so this was doomed from the beginning. Morever, what self respecting rapper wears a beater when he has a gut - and for that matter CAPRIS? I'm not even watching the rest of this video. 39 seconds in and I am over it. I won't even mention that Baby, AKA The Birdman, drops a vocoder verse.

Vampire Weekend - Oxford Comma

This actually did not suck. The whole thing reminded of a Wes Anderson movie- but one that didn't suck. In fact, if all of Wes Anderson's stuff was this short and pithy - Nick and I might like the guy a lot more.

Duffy - Mercy (Live)

I don't know much about Duffy, but her voice is definitely an acquired taste. I can get into the track, but I'd like it more if it were by another vocalist. ZING! Other than that, this ain't much to write home about. Here is the original video.

Lil Wayne - A Milli (Live)

It's no secret that I'm not a huge fan of Lil Wayne's recent records - but apparently he gets crowds hype. And really, how can I disagree with that? If you can rock 'em right, you must be doing something right. He did race through the song though - he was def in a hurry to get out of there.

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