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Culturology 041 - Two Awesome Things

Sometimes I find myself falling back on standard opinions of things which I've already expressed before, but since it's already nearly the end of the workday and I've still got a lot on my plate (being the editor and webmaster of a long-standing literary journal takes a surprisingly consistent amount of dedication), and, additionally, since Culturology is rapidly approaching its one-year anniversary, it seems fair enough to do so:

Already a few weeks ago now, believe it or not (Happy Belated Labor Day, incidentally), I went out and saw Miyazaki's newest film, Ponyo, a return to explicitly child-oriented fare from the best-of-our-times animator. I like graphic profanity as much as the next guy (well, maybe not as much as Nick...), but I'm still a softy when it comes to successful all-ages cultural output. It happens basically never from within American boundaries (most of Pixar's movies (they having, notably, a massive collective crush on Miyazaki) being the one exception), but finding movies that tell compelling stories that are accessible and indeed moving to viewers of a wide span of ages is truly difficult. Most movies that seem like they might tend to add just enough annoying shit to get to either their PG-13 rating (the notion of PG-13 strikes me as one of the dumbest things currently enjoying cultural cachet) or R rating, to make sure that the appropriate demographic chord is struck.

But, again, I think I've discussed this sort of thing before, so I'll prevent myself from going on too much about it. Except to say that Ponyo is an interesting case of the all ages phenomenon, in that it definitely feels like a movie designed to be specifically for children--it's plotting and logic are definitely that of a young person--but it's stunning beauty, vision, and quality make it very appealing for all viewers (though victims of adult ADD would probably be bored witless). Basically, a case of something being Good for Good Reasons. Additionally, the film just incredibly captured the stunning excitement of being alive and being a human, with Ponyo's various "I'm human!"-esque outbursts just feeling so genuine.

But even if it was too kiddy sometimes, the static-to-only-moving-as-little-as-possible colored pencil backgrounds alone were an aesthetic feast. As much as some people make strong cases for the quality of non-Pixar computer animated movies (like Kung-Fu Panda or Madagascar 2 or whatever else), they just can't compare with the thorough-going world building of Miyazaki's movies; style and content in Ponyo are married at so deep a level that most of Pixar's output can't compete either (the only thing that comes to mind at the moment as coming close is the first half of Wall-E). Thus Miyazaki's movies' ability to be compared to the finest art cinema as well, in terms of the care of their construction.

It being after Labor Day now, the book club is officially over, but speaking of visually stunning things, David Mazzucchelli's new graphic novel, Asterios Polyp brings some serious awesome. Great story, strong strong design (simple lines for the most part, but very expressive, and ability to match various stylistic touches to various sequences or bits of content), excellent layout. I would guess that some folks out there balked at the ending, but I thought it really worked (in a rare nod to the anti-spoiler people out there, I'll spare the details for now; mostly because I think everyone should read this thing).

AudioShocker Podcast #88 - Part 2: Pete Podcast of Future Past

While Culturology is on vacation, Pete podcasts... which brings us to PART 2 OF THE 3 PART PETE MARATHON!!! Pete perused some comics last week and so we discuss the Dark Phoenix Saga, Days of Future Past, Stagger Lee, Mp3.com and Weedlands College Radio, MC Hammer on the TODAY Show, I Die at Midnight, a Mobius strip made out of Orbit gum, Northwest Passage, G-Man: Learning to Fly by Chris Giarrusso, all ages, Zombie Palin, Pittsburgh's Small Press Festival, Paris Hilton's My New BFF, Iron Man backissues, two calls from the AudioShocker Comment Line, Kung Fu Panda, Seth Rogen is overexposed, Katherine Heigl is the new Meg Ryan, The Spirit, and more legit shit.

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AudioShocker Podcast #76 - Hi, Paul Tobin... Get Diablo Cody Away from Me!

Exactly 40 minutes of podcast fun are coming your way as we let Paul Tobin know that his Marvel Adventures Super Heroes comic books are in Target. Then Paul talks about who he writes for (hint: himself), the honor of writing for different audiences, the wide reach of books like Marvel Adventures Spider-Man, to read or not to read reviews, and pacing issues of Marvel Adventures Avengers vs. What If? Newer Fantastic Four. This is part 2 of 3 of our Paul Tobin interview series!

Then we talk movies. Neal thinks that Fast and Furious makes Paul Walker look taller and Vin Diesel look the same, he is also pumped to see Nine (produced by Tim Burton, natch), Nick and Justique saw the mediocre Monsters vs Aliens in excellent IMAX 3D, they also started watching The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya anime and they love it, and Neal thinks Big Stan is a ripoff of The Longest Yard.

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Culturology 018 - WALL-E: Creepy Stalker or Lonely Atavist?

For this week, we have a special guest culturologist analyzing culture along with me: none other than Audioshocker's own Nick Marino. We've decided to structure this as a debate, so hopefully you all will be able to chime in in the comments section as well (and I don't feel like Nick has really had his last say yet, at any rate). This came up, initially, in the comment section of another post on the site, so we've decided to salvage it and put it in the spotlight: WALL-E: Good or Bad?

Nick: WALL*E just happens to have a tape recorder built into his chest to record and play back old Disney movies. *shameless*

Pete: I'll start with the easiest one first. The movie that Wall-E plays back is Hello, Dolly, which was first a musical on Broadway, and then turned into the movie version which Wall-E is obsessed with; this movie was released by Fox, not Disney, and was clearly chosen for its thematic relatedness, not any kind of "shameless" historical studio-plugging.

Nick: okay, color me corrected. but it's still the type of bland schmaltz that Disney wheels and deals in. and why the f*ck would a robot with artificial intelligence and a responsible directive have a tape recorder? you think they could have at least given the damn thing a DVD recorder or something a bit less far-fetched, right? i mean this is supposed to be a fictional fantasy that is a future extension of our own world that we live in right now, correct?

Pete : Okay, this particularly point has boiled down to just an "opinion," which isn't as interesting critically (I suppose, then, that my goal for this debate is to convince you to admit that Wall-E is a good movie that you just don't happen to like, rather than there being anything "wrong" with it). I would imagine that many people out there, and many people in Wall-E's intended demographic, in fact, like musicals, and think that they're good entertainment and not schmaltz at all. I think, given that all the other Wall-E robots are dead when the movie starts—remember, he raids their corpses for spare parts—there is already something special about Wall-E as part of the premise of the movie. I think for many viewers, myself included, this was not "far-fetched," anymore than there being an intelligent trash compactor at all. Maybe the VCR is a bit atavistic, but at the same time, again, it doesn't seem that crazy to me; the robot did, after all, have all kinds of access to all the trash everywhere in New York. But this is the sort of thing that happens in any kind of animated fantasy. I mean, Panda's only eat bamboo, so what the hell was Kung-Fu Panda doing eating noodles? That's just ridiculous! (See what I mean?)

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Nick: i find the character motivations either ignorant or irrational, and i find the entire premise of the film to be built out of vaguely offensive cultural assumptions about love, self-interest, and responsibility

Pete: One of the basic notions that the viewer is expected to accept is that Wall-E himself is lonely there on the abandoned Earth. One might think that he doesn't become lonely until he is made aware of a mysterious Other (the female robot, once she shows up), but I think there's sufficient exposition in the beginning to show that Wall-E is more-or-less aware that Earth has been abandoned by humans. Also, since Wall-E has been watching Hello, Dolly so obsessively, he is aware that when EVE shows up, he is to fall in love with her; by this we see that the "cultural assumptions" of Wall-E are in direct reference to already existing tropes. Given that, I don't see at all what you mean about the character motivations being "either ignorant or irrational." Yes, the plot is not "original," but what about that makes it ignorant?

Nick: i never complained about the unoriginality of the plot. in fact, i love a good story whether its been done many times before or not. but i do feel that the failings of the WALL*E plot are easily explained. i mean "ignorant and irrational" in a sort of tag-team way that applies to most of the character motivations: 1. to me, it's completely insane that a robot would fall in love with another robot just because they are of the same "species" (wouldn't he instead have a crush on a roach, his primary accompanying life form on a day-to-day basis?) - this motivation to me equates to the typical homogeneous thinking of Disney where white characters hook up with other white characters and black characters hook up with other black characters (see High School Musical for more) because they look the same; 2. it's beyond insane that the humans would decide to return to Earth - physically, they're all going to die, and emotionally there was little-to-no precedent for that kind of sweeping (and poorly-made and self-destructive) decision in their satellite culture; and 3. why in the hell would WALL*E fly out all the way into space after a robot he barely knows and only has a purely lust-style infatuation with, despite the fact that she tells him "NO!" again and again... WHY? because WALL*E is a creepy robot stalker.

Pete: This is a tricky one. Wall-E as a "creepy robot stalker." I think you're misusing the notion of "species"—white characters hooking up with white characters and black characters with black characters is NOT an issue of species, but an issue of the biologically insignificant notion of "race." Now, Wall-E has two relationships in the movie: 1) his friendship with the cockroach, and 2) his "stalking" of EVE. So, why didn't he "hook up" with the cockroach, well, it's a matter of "species," here. His relationship with the cockroach is more like a human would have with a dog (your own notorious "exploits" with various 4-legged mammals aside). So, yes, EVE is the first being in a long time that Wall-E could have even conceivably had a "relationship" with, but is that speciesist or even racist? I don't think so—what else could it have been? And the sad-sack character chasing after the boy or girl that is out of his or her league is a well known plot that's been around way longer than just Disney; given all the things that are innovative about Wall-E, I don't see the familiarity of it's basic plot structure as a problem.

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Nick: to me, WALL*E was the story of a robot who inexplicably falls in love with the first robot "he" sees and then stalks this feminized machine out into deep space, upon which said "man" robot ultimately sends an orbiting satellite full of obese humans back to a near-barren planet that by all accounts is uninhabitable (despite the fact that one very small specimen of plant life was discovered amid the vast landfills).

Pete: Again, the "inexplicable" aspect of Wall-E falling in love can be explained by his loneliness and his own expectations as created by his obsessing over Hello, Dolly. I do agree, though, that there was no particular reason to have the plot be so boy/girlish when we're dealing with asexual robots, however, I don't think that this detracts from the quality of the story, once its seen as being non-progressive in its politics. And the humans totally go on to refound humanity on Earth, so I have a hard time excepting that as a mark against Wall-E's motivations

Nick: ***see previous answer***

Pete: I'll take this opportunity to expand a bit on what I see as being the aspects of Wall-E that are most excellent. The main one is it's structure. The movie divides pretty evenly into two sections, the first part on Earth, and the second on the spaceship. They're actually fairly separate from each other, each existing unto themselves as smaller plots. This is a vast improvement over most animated features, in that the exposition of the movie is already in service of the plot; that is, all the key information that the viewer needs in order to understand how and why the spaceship exists is embedded into the world-building process of the first part of the movie, so its not noticed as exposition as such, but rather important details to Wall-E's interaction with his home planet. Also, having both romantic leads barely talk and communicate almost entirely visually is an incredible achievement, especially in an age where most animated movies are marketed based on what super-stars are giving voice to the characters. The, as I'm calling it, world-building nature of the exposition is a technique that's rare in all movies—so, even if the "story" and the character motivations are familiar, the plotting and structure are still innovative an fresh.

AudioShocker Podcast #55 - Honey, I Shrunk My Schizoid Embolism

Joe Johnson is the director of The First Avenger: Captain America, Austin Powers rips off Cap's story, RocknRolla is evidence that Guy Ritchie hates old people, redbox teaches Nick that Secrets of the Furious Five sucks, Djimon Hounsou will be the voice of the Black Panther, Beyonce wants to play Wonder Woman, President Obama, NealShyam.com, Internet Explorer sucks at displaying .png files, Terra #1 is awesome, Neal knows more about the Teen Titans than Nick, and Vixen: Return of the Lion is all about going to Africa to hunt down Lindsay Lohan (who is now officially bisexual).

The Top 9 Things That Suck About Modern Movies

I don't like to complain about somebody else's work, especially when I'm not already a creator of the thing I'm trashing. But I'll make an exception for modern movies. I'm talking about stuff like The Dark Knight and Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay. To be safe, let's say that these following 9 suck factors apply to most movies of the mid-to-late '00s.

9. The comedy scripts are really dumb and the drama scripts are way too serious.

8. Everything is "dark" all the time. What the fuck does that even mean?

7. Almost every big budget action movie is now a psychological thriller.

6. Catch phrases and reoccurring gags, while formerly being kickass or fun, are now just annoying.

5. Three names that tell me a movie could be better with different actors: Gyllenhaal, Ferrell, and Bale.

4. Do youth always have to be corrupted as their elders reveal a shocking hidden secret?

3. CG in live action films, while having the ability to be excellent, is overused and tends to look like shit.

2. 90 minutes is all I need. If your movie is over 120 minutes, chances are it sucks. A lot.

1. Getting nominated for an Oscar basically means that I will not enjoy watching your movie.

Of course, this doesn't apply to everything. Some superhero films (notably Iron Man and Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer) have been excellent. And animated films have been solid (I'm looking at you, Kung Fu Panda).

More: The Top 9 New Marvel Films Starring Samuel L Jackson as Nick Fury!

Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is better. 3 X 3 = Awesome. Now that’s what I call math.

AudioShocker Podcast #38 - Kung Fu Bateman

Arguing about Hancock, Jason Bateman, Gotham Chopra, Love Guru, Darrell Hammond, Kung Fu Panda, Teeth the movie, The Cool Kids, Twitter Feet, Avatar: The Last Airbender returns next week, perky positive girl, Mandy Moore, Weeds, Spider-Man, multidimensional superheroes, Kill All Parents, Vix #1, Secret Invasion and Final Crisis shirts at Hot Topic, scenesters, and more.

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AudioShocker Podcast #37 - A Face to Match

Back to business talking about the Wanted movie, NaS, Lil Wayne, too many white background music videos, Mark Millar's Wanted, Kung Fu Panda, Mama's Boy, Anna Farris, Barb Wire, cooties, 30 Days of Night, Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, Immortal Iron Fist #16, Avengers: Under Seige and Civil War, cuban hair, My Bare Lady, and we got a face to match.

The Happening - TXT Message Review

I dipped out of work early today in order to grab a Honkers Ale at Old Chicago before screening M. Night Shyamalan's newest attempt at cinema. Here is the text I sent Nick on my way out of the theater. (160 characters or less)

The Happening wasn't scary or entertaining. message was totally lame - shitty even for a matinee. Shyamalan is making my last name look bad.

I probably should have seen Get Smart or Kung Fu Panda instead.