Jennifer Aniston is a victim of overexposure. I’m force-fed her image from the Internet, magazines, ads, television, movies, and other media constantly. I wouldn’t really care about her either way, but I’m constantly being told by popular opinion that she’s sexy and that’s just not the truth.
The whole “I’m attractive but I still get nervous and flustered” routine just doesn’t do it for me. I get it, Aniston. As an actress, you’re like the perennial girl next door. No interest. Sorry.
It certainly doesn’t help that I’m not much of a fan either. Friends? No. The Good Girl? No. Along Came Polly? A funny title, but still no. I did like the movie Rumor Has It… because Aniston’s character travels to meet the man she thinks is her father only to sleep with him and wake up in his bed the next morning. That’s hilariously twisted.
Really all this comes down to is ridiculous celebrity bashing. I mean, isn’t that what I’m doing? I don’t know Aniston and I’m sure she’s actually a pleasant and attractive woman in person. But I’m tired of being sold on her nonexistent silver screen sex appeal, and for that reason I don’t want to stick it to her.
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