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Spidey throws down with Orange and Green Hulks!
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Be back here next Monday for Iron Man vs. Doctor Doom in the final installment of Hyper Combo Wallpaper Versus Month!

Paul Pope loves him some sweet Marvel orgy
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Oh, how I love a good orgy! Don't we all though? Apparently Paul Pope agrees because he drew this orgy-themed image for September's Strange Tales #1. But the real fun of this image isn't the orgy. No sir, it's determining which of these characters can be seen in the Marvel vs. Capcom video games!
I spy with my little eye the following MvC fighters:
- Dr. Doom
- Sentinel
- Iron Man
- Hulk
- Wolverine
- Spider-Man
- Colossus
Thanks to Comic Box for this image. I'm there every month when they post the best hi-res comic book solicitations on the Internet. Be back here next Monday for a brand new Hyper Combo Wallpaper!

Red Hulk? No way! Only Capcom Hulks here!!!
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I love special characters. I especially love unlockable characters that retain a familiar element while introducing a new theme. Marvel vs. Capcom features Orange Hulk, who is basically a slightly faster and stronger version of the classic Jade Giant. He's not the most ingenious special character... but still tons of fun.
An illustration by Ed McGuinness, this picture comes from the new Hulk series (which is getting turned back to the original series numbering any day now). In its unaltered form, this picture has Rulk on the left and Hulk on the right. I Photoshopped Rulk to be Orange Hulk and PRESTO!
This image... well, um, its origin is unknown to me. But I do know you should be back here next Monday for a brand new Hyper Combo Wallpaper!
Paul Tobin braves his third week in a row on the AudioShocker as he wraps up his chat with Nick about writing comics book for money. This clear-cut capitalist exchange leads to discussion on the topics of: scripting, ideas, Colleen Coover, Jack Kirby, Jeff Parker, Marvel Adventures, and tons more. Plus, Paul announces some upcoming projects and refuses to announce others! FUN!
Then we bring you your regularly scheduled program: Neal does not understand Lady Gaga so Justique tries to explain her appeal. Justique does not understand M.I.A. so Neal tries to explain her appeal. Meanwhile, Alan Arkin gets slammed for Sunshine Cleaning. Nick demands to know the etymology of the Stanky Leg (not the Stanky Legg!). Then Neal insists on talking about mixtapes that no one has ever heard about (no one, that is, according to Nick). This somehow leads to the revelation that MTV is going to start showing music videos again... too little too late, MTV!!!
Exactly 40 minutes of podcast fun are coming your way as we let Paul Tobin know that his Marvel Adventures Super Heroes comic books are in Target. Then Paul talks about who he writes for (hint: himself), the honor of writing for different audiences, the wide reach of books like Marvel Adventures Spider-Man, to read or not to read reviews, and pacing issues of Marvel Adventures Avengers vs. What If? Newer Fantastic Four. This is part 2 of 3 of our Paul Tobin interview series!
Then we talk movies. Neal thinks that Fast and Furious makes Paul Walker look taller and Vin Diesel look the same, he is also pumped to see Nine (produced by Tim Burton, natch), Nick and Justique saw the mediocre Monsters vs Aliens in excellent IMAX 3D, they also started watching The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya anime and they love it, and Neal thinks Big Stan is a ripoff of The Longest Yard.
Note: Paul Tobin has never endorsed, nor does he intend to endorse, nor has he... to the best of our knowledge... ever even used a golden chamber pot.
With that said, comic book creator Paul Tobin talks about his scriptwriting method, working with artists including Matteo Lolli and Jacopo Camagni and (his wife) Colleen Coover and Patrick Scherberger, editors including Nate Cosby, Doctor Doom and the Masters of Evil #3, writing Spider-Man vs. writing Hulk, and Marvel Adventures Avengers and Marvel Adventures Super Heroes comics. This is part 1 of 3 of our Paul Tobin interview series!
When Paul is done, the golden chamber pot arrives. Neal has outgrown Del tha Funkee Homosapien, the 80s synth funk group D Train is the one for Nick, Justique is feeling the electronica of Glitch Mob and their side projects including Nasty Ways (makers of the Lil Wayne Lollipop remix), Nick was let down by MPLSoUND and Lotusflow3r by Prince, and Neal has weird feelings about SuChin Pak.
Figuring that the rest of Audioshocker would have Street Fighter covered, rather than running out to see it over the weekend, I finally got around to seeing Push, which really wasn't too bad. In fact, it was just about as good as it needed to be in order to sustain any amount of comment-worthiness. Push, along with the other recent movies that have copped the style of comic book movies without actually being based on comic books, represents an important niche in Hollywood movies.
As much as we here at Audioshocker are ever mindful of comics-related enterprises, I tend to take a cynical slant towards the recent boom in comic book movies, with its charge obviously being led by the movie-making wing of Marvel; namely, that there's no way the comic book movie fad will last. The ever-approaching Watchmen movie is an obvious point of discussion here: perhaps more than any other comic book (or graphic novel), Watchmen comes with a sizable built-in audience. Obviously, it's not the size of the audience for the Harry Potter movies, but it's well-known enough to appeal to the kinds of studios that make comic book based blockbuster movies. But I'm sort of backing towards the point here: there are very few comic books that large audiences care about. They're easy to list:
Superman
Batman
X-Men
Spider-Man
Hulk
and that's about it. Hulk almost doesn't make the list, since, eventually, bungling all the movies that they make with him will kill the fanbase. Iron Man isn't on that list because I argue that it was the movie that made him popular--Robery Downey Jr., really, and not anything having to do with the comic books itself.
So, the popularity of the other sundry comic book movies coming out has to do with a wide-audience interest that was built on the success of the movies about characters that the larger audience cared about. So, people will continue to come out in droves to see Marvel movies, but only because they currently associate Marvel's movie-making machinery with solid entertainment, not because they give a shit about Ant-Man or Nick Fury or even Captain America. Unless there are millions more closet comic book readers in America than I'm estimating that there are. Which means that any given studio which can make a movie which looks and sounds like a comic book movie should be able to meet with similar success as Marvel. Currently, Marvel is at the advantage because they've got decades of stories and characters to draw on, and have aggressively stream-lined their movie-making process (I think, once we get some distance on all these movies, it will be very easy to talk about the movies they make as an aesthetic whole--many stylistic features, such as the soundtracks are already being assimilated into a palpable "Marvel style"). It's only a matter of time before non-comic book derived entities close the gap to get a bigger piece of the market share.
Which is fine with me; I'm mostly concerned for the best movies possible being made, so if a movie is "good" while copping the whole comic book or superhero thing, that's good enough for me. Push is already a step closer to that goodness. It's got a decent premise, with perhaps too familiar powers involved (a spectrum of psychic abilities, with the different characters each having different abilities, requiring them to work in teams), but it's major plus is that it was ambitious as a movie. It didn't shoot low and it didn't wink at the camera. In fact, for the first two-thirds of the movie I thought it was really doing quite a good job. The major problem with it is that it didn't feel like it was planned out as well as it needed to be, so had a couple slightly strange continuity issues and more noticeably, some problems with its pacing. The ambition is a big thing; it really shows that these non-comic book movies really could catch up with the comic book movies.
There's a kind of movie which is bad in a way that makes it fun to try and make it better. Push also meets this criteria, which is nice, since my bias against "ironic enjoyment" of bad movies is well documented. I much prefer talking about an almost-good movie and how to make it better than to try and laugh at a movie which is a failure. But, of course, that kind of discussion isn't something I'd necessarily want to have "in public" since it's really nerdy to talk about how to make sci-fi movies better. Even though my ideas are good ones. They should hire me to write the sequel.
In other movie news, two of the trailers that played before Push were for movies called, respectively, "Fighting" and "Knowing." The both look incredibly terrible, but it cracks me up that such similar gerund-titled movies are coming out at the same time. It reminds me of the many instances of studio competition around given movies, where one studio hears that another is making an airplane disaster movie so it rushes to make one as well. I've always thought the best example of this is when David Lynch's Mulholland Drive came out at the same time as Arlington Road. Mulholland Drive being, of course, one of Lynch's true masterpieces, and Arlington Road being completely terrible. And the plots weren't similar at all--one is only left assuming that some studio wanted to compete with Mulholland Drive, so picked a road name for their movie too. This makes Fighting versus Knowing that much funnier, since they generally represent opposite ends of the spectrum of behaviors.

Jackson as Nick Fury
While is certainly feels good to know that Sam isn't feuding with Marvel anymore, our collective thoughts now turn to bigger questions: for example, if the Formula 51 actor (no, not Formula 50, you asshats... but I bet Curtis was thinking of Formula 51 when he named his Vitamin Water... it tastes like Flintstones Vitamins, BTW...) takes Marvel Studios up on its full contractual option, which Marvel Comics will get turned into blockbuster flicks for Sam's next nine movies?
"HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS!" because here comes The Top 9 New Marvel Films Starring Samuel L Jackson as Nick Fury:
9. Ant-Man. This movie has been announced, so I figure it's going to get made eventually. Sam should have a cameo in this one if only to stop by and call Hank Pym a "MUTHERFUCKER!" for slapping Janet around.
8. Thor. Again, this movie sure looks like it's going to get made (by Kenneth Branagh, nonetheless). It's the perfect opportunity to hear Sammy shout, "Hold onto your Asgardian butt, Odinson!"
7. Captain America: The First Avenger. Stupid title, but it's getting made. It'll all be worth it, however, when Sam gets to yell, "Yes these Nazis deserve to die, and I hope they BURN IN HELL!"
6. Iron Man 2. This movie should pick up where the last one left off, with Robert Downey Jr saying, "What? Join your Avenger Initiative!?! You just broke into my house!!! Fuck off, Fury!"
5. The Avengers. Again, already announced. I hope Marvel Studios picks up on the plot hints from the Ultimates 2 storyline and delivers a scene where Bruce Banner walks in on Nick Fury as he fucks the shit out of Betty Ross. "HULK SMASH SEXY EYEPATCH MAN!"
4. S.H.I.E.L.D. Recent press coverage features mention of a potential S.H.I.E.L.D. film. Go for it, Marvel! Just give me tons of Samuel L Jackson LMDs running around shouting, "Fuck you, MUTHERFUCKERs! I'm the real Nick Fury!!!"
3. Secret Warriors. Now the fun begins as I make shit up out of thin air. My first choice? A hilarious Secret Warriors laugh fest starring Samuel L Jackson. Nick Fury has just recruited the next generation of superheroes... but these kids just want to throw keggers and party all day!!! Watch as Colonel Fury tries to control these wild young recruits and turn them into the heroes of tomorrow! Co-starring Jonah Hill as The Druid, Shia Leboeuf as Hellfire, and Elisha Cuthbert as Quake.
2. Nick Fury 2: Identity Crisis. What about the first Nick Fury movie, you ask? It's already been made! Yeah, it sucked... but we have to honor past continuity. The only reasonable solution is to make a movie starring BOTH Samuel L Jackson and David Hasselhoff as Nick Fury(s) from alternate dimensions. The plot will revolve around their Wile E Coyote antics to destroy each other to claim the title of Ultimate Nick Fury.
1. Fury Vs. 007. You know you want it! Fiction's two biggest super spies duke it out with crazy gadgets and souped up sports cars. In the tradition of the mighty Marvel team-up, these two will realize they're on the same side halfway thru the movie and then go fight a common enemy: Jason Bourne, the hotshot wannabe super spy who's really just an emo amnesiac. Then, after they kick the shit out of Bourne, Nick Fury and James Bond will go tag team Betty Ross and make Bruce Banner cry again. "HULK SMASH THREESOME!"
More: The Top 9 Best Live-Action Superhero Movies!
Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is better. 3 X 3 = Awesome. Now that’s what I call math.
This Hyper Combo Wallpaper features my three favorite playable Marvel characters from Marvel vs. Capcom. Capcom switched from Iron Man to War Machine in this fighting game, and I love the change. Captain America is a perennial favorite of mine, always holding up well against the best of characters. And Gray Hulk? Well, personally, I just like him better in his Joe Fixit colors. (Gray is Hulk's secondary costume choice in MvC... select the character using your kick buttons.)
Thanks again to The Fighter's Generation for the Capcom drawings, and be back here next Monday for another Hyper Combo Wallpaper!!!














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