Fellow Shockers, ‘work’, an ‘impounded car’, a ‘DUI’, and ‘lolcatshit’ are not good excuses for missing an entire week of TV. So quit your job, dip into your savings, hire a good lawyer, and restring your tennis racket, because the AudioShocker Crew is about to put it down.
Dexter - Oh Snaps! Lila blows off Dex’s steam, Masuka digs shemale porn, and Deb continues to have daddy issues with the Fed.
The Boondocks - Thuggnificent moves into Woodcrest and starts a rap beef with Granddad, Riley has his first Incredible Hulk, and Tom Dubois continues to be a bit of a douchebag. ‘I SPITS HOT FIRE!’ Consider watching Metalocalypse if you are into Adult Swim stuff.
Weeds - Mary Kate isn’t gone afterall, Celia get ill with the Louisville, Shane sees dead people, Doug repurposes a crucifix, and Nancy gets some ink. Personally, I’m excited for next week - Guillermo is coming back!
How I Met Your Mother - Marshall wants to move out, Lily gets busted, and Barney has his own open house. New York lesson #5: abbreviated neighborhood names can be misleading.
Heroes - Hiro blows shit up, Noah (HRG) torches the future, Nikki channels The Shining, Peter meets Adam, and Parkman hashes out his daddy issues.
House - House helps a hot G-woman, Jungle Doctor thinks it’s Polio, and there is one less spot up for grabs. “I know how to kill a man with my thumb.”
30 Rock - Ken has a party, Ceri invites her hot cousins, Greenzo (Schwimmer) stands up for Mother Gaia, and Al Gore has Eco-sense!
To summarize: I spits hot fire. Act like you know.
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