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Podcast Episode 056 - Beer Goggles Are Dangerous

Quantum of Solace would be better on valium, James Bond seriously needs some gadgets, the Bond girls are boring, All I Want is pathetic but it has typewriters, even T-Pain’s top hat can’t ruin the Ludacris video “One More Drink,” the new Star Trek trailer makes Neal excited, and he wraps up his half with a review of a WSJ review of Slumdog Millionaire.

Then Nick takes over to discuss Uncanny X-Men #165-#175, the “From the Ashes” run by Chris Claremont and Paul Smith. Nick dissects their work, identifying the artistic nuances that make Smith’s pencils so incredible while noting how Claremont introduced so many classic X-Men elements in such a short space of time.

 
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Podcast Episode 053 - The Prophylaxis of Evil

Eraser, Total Recall, Sharon Stone, western Pennsylvania, You Kill Me, Zach Braff, 10 Items or Less, Escape from New York soundtrack, Bobby Byrd, Grace Potter and the Nocturnals, Original Soul, Beyonce, Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It), If I Were a Boy, Umbrella Academy, Paul Tobin, Marvel Adventures Super Heroes, Panera Bread, Gabriel Brothers, and more.

 
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AIMcast 04 - Chuck Season Premiere Postmortem

As I noted yesterday, the season premiere of Chuck was last night and Kirsten and I were pretty amped about it. I actually saw a leaked copy last week, but Kirsten threatened to defenestrate me if I let slip any details. So, without any further delays, please enjoy our post-screening rundown presented in glorious AIMcast:

Kirsten: I just want to start out by saying that I was watching Chuck before it was cool.
Kirsten: I actually distinctly remember telling Neal to watch it and him saying that he didn’t think it was worthwhile
Neal: All hail Kirsten, the hipster of Chuck
Kirsten: Thank you
Kirsten: So
Kirsten: Premiere: awesome
Neal: I thought the premiere was suitably cute/dorky/funny
Kirsten: Yes
Neal: Also, do girls really put on their dresses all sexy like that?
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Sneaking Into Comics 001 - Heroes, NYCCBM, Gene Colan, and Bill Jemas

I’ve been doing a shitty job of breaking into the comic book industry for nearly ten years now. I’ve probably botched better career building opportunities in the past decade than some professionals have had in a lifetime. This column is the first installment of a new series wherein I will relate my experiences (no matter how painful) to show you what NOT to do if you want to work in comics.

My first truly formative experience took place (I think) in 2002. I caught wind of a gallery opening in New York City honoring the artists who worked on Heroes (Marvel’s charity book benefitting the September 11th cleanup efforts). Not only was this a great historical moment in comics, but it was a terrific venue to meet professionals outside of the convention circuit.

The event was put on by the New York City Comic Book Museum (NYCCBM), an effort run by David Gabriel (before he was Marvel’s Director of Sales). It was a terrific show, with tons of great original art from the Heroes book and even greater comic book legends in attendance. Early on, I approached a table of distinguished elderly gentlemen (who had to be silver age comic book greats). Ignorantly, I asked them if Jim Steranko was at the show. They shrugged their shoulders and looked at me like I was nuts.

And I was nuts. There’s no better proof than when I ran into Gene Colan later on. In one of my more embarrassing moments, I shoved my Essential Captain America vol. 2 in front of his face and asked him to sign it. Was I out of my freaking mind? Have Gene Colan sign a black and white reprint book made of newsprint?

I was out of my mind and extremely excited to meet the artist who helped create the Falcon. To my surprise, Gene didn’t recall being the first artist to draw the Falcon. In fact, I don’t think he remembered the character at all. I had to kindly explain to him that yes, he was the first artist to ever draw Sam Wilson. And then I had him sign the crappy copy of the cover of the Falcon’s first issue in my newsprint reprint book.

After a couple hours, my sister was sufficiently tipsy from the cash bar and she was determined to help me network. She struck up with Bill Jemas, then President (a.k.a. Publisher) of Marvel Comics. Bill imparted an excellent piece of advice that I now pass along to you: if you want to work in comics, get in on the business end. Even if your end goal is creative, work your way up through comic book sales, production, or admin. Bill used himself as an example, noting how he was an executive with Fleer and worked his way into one of the top spots at Marvel publishing.

I haven’t taken Bill’s advice. Don’t get me wrong – I’ve tried, numerous times. I just never got my foot in the door and kept it there (those are, of course, the subjects of future columns). Point is, I went to one of the world’s greatest comic book networking opportunities and all I left with was a confused signature and advice I didn’t follow.

And that’s just another reason why I’m going to have to sneak into the comic book industry if I ever want to make it in.

The Strike Is Over - But Is House Coming Back?

House M.D.It’s hardly breaking news anymore but it is official: The Writer’s Strike is over. Production crews are returning to work and we will have some new episodes this year. That said, we are looking at maybe 4-5 new episodes for most shows, and March Madness is certain to mess with the program a bit.

Kirsten ‘The Kitchen’ of Yumbrosia pointed me to this post at The Futon Critic that details production schedules and remaining episode counts for the major broadcast networks.

Animated shows such as King of The Hill, The Simpsons, Family Guy, and American Dad are largely unaffected this season.

Unfortunately, Chuck and Heroes won’t resume production but were both renewed for another season.

30 Rock is coming back (maybe?) and House should return with 4-6 eps.

How I Met Your Mother is coming back strong with 9 new eps.

Lastly, sorry SATC fans, it looks like Cashmere Mafia and Lipstick Jungle only have 2 and 6 eps left this season respectively.

AIMCast 01 - Threeway To Heaven

Sorry folks, Nick and Justique are off this week. Podcast 18 will air next week. In their absence, I decided to try something new. I rounded up two of my favorite ladies, triathlete-in-training Rohini and Kirsten of Yumbrosia, for an oldschool AIM chat. Read on as we discuss The Lovemakers, Umbrella by Rihanna, The Decemberists, Rogue’s Gallery, Aimee Mann in the sack, the definition of cute, Chuck, Lost, Katherine Heigl, The Spirit of the Marathon, Biggest Loser, The Cutting Edge 3, and so so so much more!

Special Thanks to Kirsten for her excellent editing, Ro for her patience with AIM, and the continued Writer’s Strike for all the extra free time.

You have just entered room “AudioShocker!”
Ro has entered the room.
Kirsten has entered the room.
Neal: Ok. Well then. AudioShocker AIMcast 01
Kirsten: Cool
Ro: Woot
Neal: Nick couldn’t be here tonight because he’s on a cruise with his mom or something.
Ro: Will people read this?
Neal: I certainly hope so.
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Heroes Midseason Ep Ties Up No Loose Ends

This TV strike and middle of the season thing is killing me. Metalocalypse is off. 30 Rock is off. Weeds is over. BSG isn’t on yet. I just watched the midseason ep of Heroes Season 2 - and well, it is nuts. Caution, spoiler alert.

In short: Adam gets his, Nikki gets lit up, Nathan gets capped, Elle still sucks, and Sylar gets his groove back.

In long: Putting Adam in a coffin in the same graveyard as Hiro’s dad is pretty thuggish ruggish. It is all very Cask of Amontillado. Nikki getting torched was a bit unnecessary. Nathan getting capped may have been ‘inevitable,’ but what is his mom’s power? Does she even have one? I really want to know.

Elle seriously needs to get it together. She is that crazy cute girl that you should never date, but inevitably you end up doing it anyway. A smarter man than I once said, “Don’t fuck Crazy.” In this example, Elle is the ‘Crazy’.

Sidenote: How poor of a password is ‘Midas’ for a guy with the golden touch?

Sylar getting his powers back may excite some people, but I am kind of tired of his character. All the forward tilting head, evil smile stuff is getting old. Maya’s character is pretty boring too. I was kind of relieved when Sylar ended her. Did you all catch the whole ‘Sylar is junkie’ thing at the end? Yea, it was pretty overt.

The 6 ep Heroes: Origins spinoff stopped production thanks to the Writers Guild Strike. Consequently, it may be a while till the next ep.

TV Wrapup - Week 47 2007

What? You missed one of your favorite shows? What the hell is wrong with you? Good thing the AudioShocker crew has your back.

Dexter - Dexter gets cut, Lila is a psycho, Deb and Lundy get frisky in the kitchen, and Doakes goes all special forces at Dex’s condo.

The Boondocks - Grandad invites a beautiful woman for the weekend. Too bad shes an unstable psycho kung-fu killer and blows herself up.

Weeds - Season Finale. Majestic is on fire, MK really is a nutjob, and Nancy decides it is time to move on. I am not sure how I feel about this.

How I Met Your Mother - It’s Slapsgiving, Lily cooks, and Robin/Ted bump uglies again.

Heroes - Uhm. Ok… Parkman learns the darker side of his powers, Hiro realizes he can’t play God, Noah bites the dust, and Elle gets a taste of her own medicine.

House - BRING ME THE THONG OF LISA CUDDY! Also, what is with 13 and the suspenders? I dig that.

30 Rock - returns 11/29

Metalocalypse - Dr. Rockzo tries to get clean, Murderface writes a song, and Toki loves clowns

To summarize: Happy Thanksgiving - try not to burn down your suburb, bone your ex-girlfriend, or go on a date with a kung-fu killer wolf bitch from Myspace.

TV Wrapup - Week 46 2007

What? You missed one of your favorite shows? What the hell is wrong with you? Good thing the AudioShocker crew has your back.

Dexter - Dex and Lila do a little B&E, Doakes loses it, Lundy plays some Chopin, and Deb gives him some sugar. Oh, and Lila might be batshit crazy. Does Lundy remind you of Robocop without his helmet on?

The Boondocks - returns 11/19

Weeds - Shane needs a shrink, Silas sees the crime doc, Nancy buys some protection, and Celia pays a visit to the crooked accountant.

How I Met Your Mother - The cast has annoying habits, Marshal passes the bar, and a dog poops on a baby.

Heroes - FINALLY! A little background. Kristen bell is a hottest sadist, Peter remembers the past, and his mom is officially a bitch.

House - The Elephant man has heartblock, 13 saves the day, oh and hot CIA doc gets the axe.

30 Rock - Liz thinks she lives next to a terrorist, Jack hooks up with a sexy Democrat, and Kenneth needs $2500 STAT! I enjoy this show a lot.

Metalocalypse - Dethklok does fashion. The band is fat, ‘popsicles are like eating water’, and the leather is people.

To summarize: Agrestic has a booming service economy, being hot isn’t enough at Princeton Plainsboro, and Kristen Bell is still cute.

TV Wrapup - Week 45 2007

Fellow Shockers, ‘work’, an ‘impounded car’, a ‘DUI’, and ‘lolcatshit’ are not good excuses for missing an entire week of TV. So quit your job, dip into your savings, hire a good lawyer, and restring your tennis racket, because the AudioShocker Crew is about to put it down.

Dexter - Oh Snaps! Lila blows off Dex’s steam, Masuka digs shemale porn, and Deb continues to have daddy issues with the Fed.

The Boondocks - Thuggnificent moves into Woodcrest and starts a rap beef with Granddad, Riley has his first Incredible Hulk, and Tom Dubois continues to be a bit of a douchebag. ‘I SPITS HOT FIRE!’ Consider watching Metalocalypse if you are into Adult Swim stuff.

Weeds - Mary Kate isn’t gone afterall, Celia get ill with the Louisville, Shane sees dead people, Doug repurposes a crucifix, and Nancy gets some ink. Personally, I’m excited for next week - Guillermo is coming back!

How I Met Your Mother - Marshall wants to move out, Lily gets busted, and Barney has his own open house. New York lesson #5: abbreviated neighborhood names can be misleading.

Heroes - Hiro blows shit up, Noah (HRG) torches the future, Nikki channels The Shining, Peter meets Adam, and Parkman hashes out his daddy issues.

House - House helps a hot G-woman, Jungle Doctor thinks it’s Polio, and there is one less spot up for grabs. “I know how to kill a man with my thumb.”

30 Rock - Ken has a party, Ceri invites her hot cousins, Greenzo (Schwimmer) stands up for Mother Gaia, and Al Gore has Eco-sense!

To summarize: I spits hot fire. Act like you know.