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The Happening - TXT Message Review

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neal
on June 20, 2008
in Movies and TXT Message Reviews
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I dipped out of work early today in order to grab a Honkers Ale at Old Chicago before screening M. Night Shyamalan’s newest attempt at cinema. Here is the text I sent Nick on my way out of the theater. (160 characters or less)

The Happening wasn’t scary or entertaining. message was totally lame - shitty even for a matinee. Shyamalan is making my last name look bad.

I probably should have seen Get Smart or Kung Fu Panda instead.

Girls I Want To Stick It To - Anne Hathaway

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neal
on June 16, 2008
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Anne Hathaway photo from wireimage.comAnne Hathaway is tops in my book. I know she looks like Maria Menounos if she’s wears a lot of makeup - but I’ll let it sliiiide.

She’s stunning - a real beauty. Seriously, if there were a secret club that beautiful women belonged to, Anne would be sitting next to Cindy Crawford and Salma Hayek. And talk about someone you could take home to mom - one smile and it’d be over! That smile could light up the Mariana’s Trench.

Beauty aside, Annie (as she’s known to her friends), is a versatile actress. From family friendly Disney movies to heavy Ang Lee dramas, to ridiculous comedies with Steve Carell, she can do it all. She’s isn’t afraid to use all her assets, or to paraphrase one of the old timers at work, “she ain’t afraid to pull the rack out.” I say, good observation.

I was both surprised and delighted to discover that Hathaway turned down the lead role in Knocked Up. I disliked that film and I’m glad that Anne saw it the way I did: devoid of humor.

Anne Hathaway. Million dollar smile? Check! Talent and Range? Double Check! Do I want to stick it to her? C-H-E-C-K!