Here, in painstakingly particular (and genius) order, are the Top 9 Best Live-Action Superhero Movies of all-time:
9. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
8. Blade (1998)
7. Batman: The Movie (1966)
6. X2 (2005)
5. Batman Returns (1992)
4. Iron Man (2008)
3. Batman (1989)
2. X-Men (2000)
1. Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)
I know what you must be thinking. “Nick,” you’re saying to yourself, “You are completely out of your @#$%ing mind.” But go back and reread the list. The effect should sound something like, “Wait… this list is actually quite brilliant.”
So here’s the thing: I KNOW that people out there will disagree with me. If you think there’s a better Top 9 Best Live-Action Superhero Movies, then post your version in the comments.
However, if you don’t post your own version of this Top 9, I will consider my list as unchallenged and therefore the definitive list of Best Live-Action Superhero Movies by default.
Next: The Top 9 Best B-Movies!
Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is a better number. 3 X 3 = Awesome. Now that’s what I call math.
Neal takes the week off as we talk about The Simpsons season 12, Spectacular Spider-Man cartoon, firing squads, ramen, canasta, Leona Lewis, Last Defenders #2, Thunderbolts #120, Secret Invasion Fantastic Four #1, Guardians of the Galaxy #1, X-Men Legacy #211, T’Challa, Black Panther movie, Avatar, and some more stuff.
AudioShocker #31 [32:22m]:
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We talk Hot Topic, Invader Zim, Carnegie Mellon University, CMU Carnival, Iron and Wine, Janet Jackson, Jermaine Dupri, back in the day, Joker, comic book henchmen, mullets, Joss Whedon, purple, Dick Cheney, freestyle motocross, Sarah Connor Chronicles, Cloverfield, Serpico, Al Pacino, Danny DiVito, lack of Avatar, New Avengers Annual 2, Mighty Avengers 8, Fantastic Four 553, Avengers The Initiative 9, The Loop, and of course, more.
AudioShocker #17 [51:37m]:
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Our shortest show ever as we talk White Stripes, mac and cheese, making beats, The View, Fantastic Four, The Namesake, Fraggle Rock, I Am Legend, Murderous Intent, Mr Brooks, Oceans Thirteen, superhero movies of the past decade, Incredible Hercules 113, Amazing Spider Girl 16, Penance Relentless 4, New Exiles 1, Wolverine Origins 21 and of course much more.
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We talk Wu Tang Clan, Ghostface, Roc Boys, Grace Potter, Hulu.com, Tin Man, Elektra, AFV, Disturbia, Hot Rod, Y the Last Man, The 99 3, Fantastic Four 552, Punisher War Journal 14, Ultimate Iron Man II 1, Wolverine 60, and so much more.
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Fantastic Four #551 is so uncannily good that I can barely contain my affection for it. Black Panther is back, but it’s T’Challa from 75 years into the future. He’s joined by Namor as he warns the adventurous foursome of something bad they’re about to do. To top it off, they’ve brought along future Dr. Doom.
This issue is a huge contrast to last month’s space epic, in that it’s a suspenseful time travel thriller with a small spatial scope. The storytelling structure used by writer Dwanye McDuffie is borderline genius. In the beginning, we see Reed Richards 75 years in the future as he watches Doom break out of prison to travel into the past.
What does it all mean? If Reed watches the incident from the future, saying he remembers experiencing it in the past, does that mean that the horrible future foretold by Namor, Panther, and Doom will occur anyway? I don’t know. All I know is that this issue is the exact opposite of horrible and I love it.
Fantastic Four #550 is the best of McDuffie’s tales yet on this run. It’s smart, bold, big, and human. It takes the team from the furthest reaches of space and reality back to their kitchen. It’s pure sci-fi superhero fun. It’s also thoughtful and very compassionate, which really sold me.
*Sniffle* The main reason I was picking up this series will soon be gone. This is the final issue featuring Black Panther and Storm as regular cast members, and DAMN what a story. The other reason I was picking up this book - Dwanye McDuffie - will also be departing, but he has at least two issues to go. His brilliant storytelling has taken a series that I always struggled to enjoy and turned it into one of my favorite must-read comic books.
If you want to get some more in-depth info on this issue, check out my full review of Fantastic Four #550.
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