Tag Archive for 'Fantastic Four'

The Marvel Action Hour is streaming on Netflix and it's fantastically terrible

Some of you may remember the Marvel Action Hour from back in the 90s -- a block of superhero cartoon programming featuring Iron Man and the Fantastic Four. Here's part of a terrible episode of the Iron Man show (fast-forward to 7:30 for Spider-Woman's ridiculous daughter and her awful voice acting):

See? Comedy gold. And if you live in the US, now you can stream these unbelievable cartoons on Netflix's Watch Instantly service by going to the page for Iron Man: The Complete Animated Series.

But here's the catch -- even though Netflix doesn't label the shows correctly, this so-called "Iron Man animated series" is ACTUALLY the entire Marvel Action Hour! That means hokey live-action introductions by Stan Lee for each episode, not to mention the "We'll Be Right Back" commercial intros and outros!!!

Why Netflix chose to just call it Iron Man and not the Marvel Action Hour is beyond me... but hey, the fact is that these episodes are there, so I recommend watching them while you can. As far as I know, this is the first time you've ever been able to watch the Marvel Action Hour in its entirety outside of broadcast syndication (or some sort of bootleg collection).

Recently, I started watching the Iron Man half of the show on DVD, and man did I get some good laughs. In fact, I talked about it on the AudioShocker Podcast #177. Give that podcast a listen if you want to find how just how bad the Iron Man cartoon really is (answer = really bad).

Also, this means that the infamous Johnny Storm rap song is now streaming on Netflix. I'm not sure which episode this is from, but I'm sure you can figure it out on your own pretty easily. If you're a fan of early 90s hip hop like A Tribe Called Quest, you're gonna love this:

It's hot, right? The beat's surprisingly good.

A Podcast with Ross and Nick #53 - Surfercast

Silver Surfer comics and cartoons, secret sketches, secret blogs, Surfer emotions, the philosophy of Galactus, the Surfer's redone origin story by Stan and Jack, Surfer gets a job, Fantastic Four 90s animated show (song only), and more Surfer!!! Next week: the psychology of Batman villains.

Back Issue Binge #1 - What Happened to Johnny Storm?

Here's what we eat in this week's innaugural Binge...

YOUR HOSTS: Seth Fronzoli, Shawn Atkins, and Nick Marino

1. FIRST COMIC: The Fronz talks about his first time
2. CONVERSATION, PT 1: Johnny Storm's evolving personality
3. OBSCURE CHARACTER OF THE WEEK: Wyatt Wingfoot
4. CONVERSATION, PT 2: More Johnny!
5. CHARACTER RESURGENCE: Mister Miracle

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Culturology 036 - I Know What You Nerded Last Summer

You might suppose that, since I've been away on vacation for a whole month, I must've dedicated some amount of that time to absorbing various cultural pursuits, in order to restock my depleted stores of cultural-critical commentary. Well, you're wrong. I did very little in my time away from article writing. In the month of July, I saw zero movies in the theater, went to zero music concerts, and even read fewer books than I normally do. Other than dedicating some quality time with Nick to producing our latest run of super-awesome ashcans, I really have little to show for myself. I did eat as many grilled portabella mushroom caps this month as about anybody might, I imagine. So I have that going for me, which is nice.

All of which is to say that I'm scrambling a bit to get my shit back together in time for this article that's already happening, and already more like a LiveJournal post than a substantial article with the high level of incisive acuity that I usual bring to the cultural table. The closest I got to any full-blown media consumption in July was reading a giant stack of comics that Nick loaned to me, and one particular afternoon sticks out in my mind, as I listened to some classic metal on headphones and read "Essential" issues of the Fantastic Four. Metal + Comics = the adolescence that I'm only getting around to having now. But I don't particularly fancy the idea of writing all about all the comics that I've just read that all of you have probably already read (though I thought Neveda was pretty awesome, and of course the Bill & Ted comics are a must-read for all humans everywhere).

In my metal listening (I was basically just listening to Slayer and Death), I also opted, briefly for a foray into the more brutal black metal kind of scene of music to listen to some scarier music. The motivation goes something like this:

a) sometimes metal is pretty awesome music (depending on which sub-genres of metal you're talking about--I being a fan, primarily, of the doom/sludge kind of stuff (e.g. The Melvins, Sleep, etc.)).

b) sometimes its good to try other (sub-)genres of music, and I had access to the internet on my vacation that I don't have in my real life, so was able to do more internetting re: metal than I generally would

c) especially because of my interest in classical music (and Sufjan Stevens), I have been exposed to a generally high volume of music written with Christian inspiration and content. I'm basically agnostic about it, caring more about the music and how it sounds than its motivation or what it means, figuring that, hell, people can believe whatever they want if it turns out a good product. Therefore, I should be similarly comfortable in listening to music that is written with motivation from the other end of the religious perspective, namely, with the whole black metal thing, satanism, or at least paganism, or whatever. Of course, I draw the line at anything explicitly bigoted, 'cause that's no fun (of course, its hard to hear what they're saying, so who knows, really...), but if the dudes believe in their religion and happen to worship that bad guy, that should be fine, if the music rips.

Of course, playing music for the dark gods tends to involve way more brutal riff-age, which encodes hours on top of lonely hours learning how to play such riffs, which tends to keep me from being a real metal-head, since I've been brain-washed by my own classical training in music to have a slightly hedged interest in virtuosity in general; that is, just 'cause the dudes can play fast, doesn't mean it's good at all--this, of course, lines up with my preference for the sludge, since the riffs there aren't so much about speed as slow-burning awesomeness.

But, long story short, reading comics and listening to metal makes you a nerd. No two ways about it. So I switched to hip-hop, but mostly Handsome Boy Modeling School, Black Elvis, and Ultramagnetic MCs, which keeps well profiled as an unabashed nerd. What can I do? Without the usual levels of content in this article, I can't mask the nerdiness which lurks under the surface of just about everything that I do. Oh well.

(P.S. The next book club entry, schedule for this week, Michael Chabon's Gentlemen of the Road had been postponed until next week; get reading, folks!)

A Podcast with Ross and Nick #6 - Dreaming of Syndicated Blood

The INDECENT PROPOSAL story arc begins here!!! It's part 1, and Ross Campbell and Nick Marino use TalkShoe for the first time as they chat about the pre-con rush for San Diego, the X-Men comic book line, Jubilee's cup size, Marvel's Ultimate line, a dream Ross had about sharing an office with Joe Quesada and Henry Rollins, a continuity-free line at Marvel Comics, superheroes as food and the Fantastic Four as elementals, backissues, Milestone Media, and an offer of original art from Ross for someone who shows up at SDCC with at least half of the Blood Syndicate series.

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The Top 9 Biggest Superhero Movie Mistakes of the Past Ten Years

Well, well, well! Looks like last week's Top 9 list made the rounds over on IMDB and Superhero Hype!, and WOW did people hate it. Regardless, I still stand by it. And I think this week's ranting countdown is even better!

9. Jessica Alba's blue eyes in 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer. I actually love this film, to the chagrin of many superhero movie enthusiasts on the Internet. But one thing nearly ruined the movie for me - Jessica Alba's fake blue eyes. Aside from the fact that the first Fantastic Four film featured Alba's far more subtle peepers, her new contacts were an unreal shade of disturbing (and distracting) blue. Still, they could never be as distracting as...

8. Christian Bale's husky voice in Batman Begins and The Dark Knight. I don't care for the new Batman movies, but I do recognize how much they satisfy their audience. Still, there's one negative thing that most fans agree on: Bale's Batman voice is ridiculous. His husky, throaty whisper is enough to make me crack up during even the most serious and thrilling scenes. But even though Bale's Batman needs a little vocal work, he's still light years ahead of...

7. Ben Affleck starring as Matt Murdock in Daredevil. There was just something supremely wrong with Matt Damon's boy toy taking the lead role in Daredevil. He was stiff, he didn't look the part, and his bad acting destroyed any chance of a redeeming sequel. Instead, it gave us an ever crappier spinoff movie because apparently...

6. Someone thought it was a good idea to make an Elektra solo film. Elektra Natchios was played by Jennifer Garner in a skimpy Spandex outfit. I assume that's the only reason why this horrid Daredevil spinoff got the green light, because the rest of the movie is shit. Still, a solo Elektra movie could never be as bad as...

5. A Catwoman film removed from everything Batman. Warner Bros. decided to make Catwoman a legacy character and remove her feline ferocity from the Batman franchise with Halle Berry's Catwoman solo film. Don't get me wrong - Catwoman is a great character. But taking her out of the Batman universe is a slap in the face to loyal Batman fans and a confusing turn of events for the general public. Unfortunately, this wasn't the only superhero flub perpetrated by...

4. Halle Berry. That's right. Not only did this actress crap on Catwoman, she took a dump on Storm too (in three consecutive X-Men films!). That's four awful superhero performances in one decade. Why, Halle? WHY??? At least she wasn't cast in...

3. The obnoxious musical number featured in Spider-Man 3. I truly enjoyed the beginning of Spider-Man 3... until I realized that I was watching a Spider-Man movie and not a romantic comedy about three friends caught in a love triangle. Upon realizing how lame that was, Sam Raimi delivered the killing blow - a Toby Maguire song and dance number. Something inside me died that day. The decision to include this musical interlude is only eclipsed by the misguided decision to make...

2. Superman Returns as a sequel. Now this is supremely hypocritical on my part because I've never seen the film. But did I even need to? It's a sequel to Superman II... a movie I didn't even like that was made over 25 years ago!!! To make matters worse, Bryan Singer ditched the X-Men franchise to make this film, which leads us to...

1. X-Men: The Last Stand. The whole movie. One. Big. Mistake.

More: The Top 9 DC Comics Movies Warner Bros. Should Be Making Right Now.

Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is better. 3 X 3 = Awesome. Now that’s what I call math.

AudioShocker Podcast #70 - Chris G on Mini Marvels, Secret Invasion and Chun-Li Eat Our Brains

Chris Giarrusso talks about Mini Marvels: Secret Invasion and his work with Marvel Comics. We discuss writing one-page gags vs. continuous stories, working solo vs. working with collaborators, Hawkeye, Skrulls, Thor, and tons more. And be back next week when Chris talks about his creator owned work with Image Comics, G-Man!

Then Justique, Neal, and Nick talk about Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li, Street Fighter IV, The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian, famous film names re-titled to be porn movies, Jigoku Shoujo anime a.k.a. Hell Girl, the Watchmen movie, Secret Invasion hardcover collection by Bendis and Lenil Yu, and Iron Man: Armor Wars.

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AudioShocker Podcast #59 - Chocolate Rain Body Doubles

Dark Reign is at Marvel Comics as Secret Invasion ends, Nick wonders if Bucky is the emo Captain America, Neal is creeped out by the cover to Wolverine: First Class #12, Punisher: War Zone is a great date movie, Elisha Cuthbert uses a body double in He Was a Quiet Man, Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa is awesome, and GrandCentral sucks for turning off invites.

The Top 9 Superhero Vehicles

9. Fantomex's E.V.A.. From Grant Morrison's run on New X-Men comes Fantomex and his mutant gift, which acts as both his external nervous system AND his kickass transportation.

8. Captain America's Motorcycle. Kind of a boring inclusion, but you gotta admit that Cap looks sweet when he's tearing it up on his bike. Bonus points for the use of Cap's motorcycle in the 80s made-for-TV movies.

7. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Turtle Van. Well, in the comics, if I'm not mistaken... it's just a van. But in the cartoon, it was a tricked out mobile fortress! And the toy was pretty excellent as well. TURTLE POWER!

6. Avengers' Quinjet. I feel like I had to include this one not because it's that great but because it's a memorable superhero vehicle.

5. X-Men's Blackbird. I love the Blackbird. Some of the most intense X-Men drama has happened aboard this vessel. If this list were based strictly on good memories, this would be #1.

4. Batman's Batmobile. Yeah, it's the Batmobile. It's classic. It's iconic. Me, I prefer the old school hot rod style Batmobile. The modern ones lack a certain flashy charisma.

3. Fantastic Four's Fantasticar. Look, it splits apart. Isn't that enough for you? Plus, this damn thing has been to how many different dimensions? It's awesome.

2. Wonder Woman's Invisible Plane. It's a plane. It's invisible. It's an invisible plane. How does it work? WHO KNOWS??? What I do know: it rules.

1. Silver Surfer's Board. You really can't top the combination of the Power Cosmic and surfing. I mean, hell, the Silver Surfer is the ultimate mobile superhero! To this day I still pretend I'm the philosophic chromed-out guy-formerly-known-as-Norrin-Radd whenever I use my skateboard to go to the grocery store.

Next: The Top 9 Comic Book Superpowers!

Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is better. 3 X 3 = Awesome. Now that’s what I call math.

The Top 9 Best Live-Action Superhero Movies (Note: You Will Disagree With This)

Here, in painstakingly particular (and genius) order, are the Top 9 Best Live-Action Superhero Movies of all-time:

9. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
8. Blade (1998)
7. Batman: The Movie (1966)
6. X2 (2005)
5. Batman Returns (1992)
4. Iron Man (2008)
3. Batman (1989)
2. X-Men (2000)
1. Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)

I know what you must be thinking. "Nick," you're saying to yourself, "You are completely out of your @#$%ing mind." But go back and reread the list. The effect should sound something like, "Wait… this list is actually quite brilliant."

So here's the thing: I KNOW that people out there will disagree with me. If you think there's a better Top 9 Best Live-Action Superhero Movies, then post your version in the comments.

However, if you don't post your own version of this Top 9, I will consider my list as unchallenged and therefore the definitive list of Best Live-Action Superhero Movies by default.

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Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is better. 3 X 3 = Awesome. Now that’s what I call math.