Tag Archive for 'Disney'

AudioShocker Podcast #108 - Setting the Age to 99

We get things started with a fun little game of F%$k One, Marry One, Eat One (FME), and spin directly into a ridiculously in depth argument over cover letters vs. resumes (wherein, sadly, no one wins). Then it's media ahoy as we talk about the following (not necessarily in this order): Secret Lives of Women and Sparky, Better Off Ted, Nurse Jackie, ABC, Dead or Alive Ultimate, reviews of Fantastic Mr. Fox and Old Dogs, The Rock in Disney flicks, old school X-Factor and Uncanny X-Men, a webcomics crossover announcement (!!!), and we close it down with Neal's review of POP!

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The Top 9 Ways Marvel Has Changed Since It Was Purchased by Disney

9. Captain America is asking everyone to refer to him as Captain Charming from now on.

8. Lockheed and Figment moved to Massachusetts and got a civil union.

7. Wolverine has been seen spontaneously breaking into song during his berserker rages.

6. Disney's Beast officially dropped his lawsuit against Frank Quitely and Hank McCoy.

5. Storm is now one of the Disney Princesses.

4. Uncle Scrooge and Tony Stark have worked out a synchronized swimming routine in the Money Bin.

3. The Hulk and Kermit the Frog have been singing duets of "It's Not Easy Being Green."

2. In an effort to make himself more kid-friendly, Frank Castle has changed his codename to the Funisher.

1. Marvel has announced that Don Cheadle will be playing the role of Mouse Machine in Iron Man 2.

Mouse Machine

Next Week: Neal drops a special video versions of The Top 9 10 Reasons to Move to NYC. While I can't say I approve of this "Top 10" business, I do appreciate the week off.

More: The Top 9 Least Intimidating Supervillains!

Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is better. 3 X 3 = Awesome. Now that’s what I call math.

Disney vs. Marvel Hyper Combo Wallpaper!

Disney vs. Marvel

The House of Mouse vs. the House of Ideas!

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Sadly, this will be another week without a new Super Haters comic strip. While last week was a time crunch for me with my impending Las Vegas trip, this week I'm simply uninspired.

Luckily, my friend Muffins came to the rescue. After learning that Disney purchased Marvel Entertainment, he felt like a new iconic image was needed to represent this most unholy of unions. Thus I present to you... Disney vs. Marvel Hyper Combo Wallpaper!!!

Fits in nice with September's Versus Month theme, don't it? Anyway, make sure to be back here on Monday for your regularly scheduled installment of Hyper Combo Wallpaper featuring Iron Man vs. Mouse Machi- errr, I mean War Machine! (Pssst... check out tomorrow's Top 9 for a sneak peak at Mouse Machine!)

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AudioShocker Podcast #95 - Marvelous Kickboxing Basterds

NEW AND IMPROVED FORMAT! We give it to you fast and focused as we discuss the big comic book and superhero news: Disney's purchase of Marvel Entertainment. What does it mean for Marvel vs. Capcom? Will there be a Muppets crossover? We switch it up as Neal reviews Inglorious Basterds, giving you the reasons why this new Tarantino flick makes District 9 look like a summer flop. Then Nick discusses the latest installment in his ongoing Jean-Claude Van Damme marathon, Kickboxer. Finally, after the end theme, we debate the post-SNL careers of Rob Schneider and Mike Myers.

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Culturology 040 - Back at the Movies!

So I finally, finally go out last week to see a couple of movies, so have plenty of topical things to write about, and even get to the internet in time to post this column at about the earliest time it's been posted at for a long time, and what do I see on the internet when I get here? News that seems to make a couple oh-hey-I-guess-Pete-saw-a-movie paragraphs seem downright unimportant: that's right, folks, you heard it here first: Disney is buying Marvel. Nothing like another massive cultural-industrial trust, huh? What's fascinating to me about it is comparing Disney/Marvel to Warner/DC, since the DC/Warner thing was rooted in publishing, and for a long while there DC was seen as being in better shape in general, since it had a powerhouse publisher backing it (until Marvel started to rake it in with their we-can-make-that-movie attitude), but the Disney buy is almost certainly rooted in the movie side of the business (Disney obviously does its fair share of publishing (and TV animation), but most of that is in support of characters designed for (or first for) the movies they star in.

Comic books remain comic books, though. That's for more-or-less sure.

So what movie was it that finally broke my cinemaless streak? Maybe you saw this coming, but it was Taratino's Inglourious Basterds. I wouldn't necessarily claim to celebrate the man's entire catalogue (it's been yearsandyears since I saw Reservoir Dogs, for instance (I'm generally satisfied in that regard by occasionally saying "You're okay. You're gonna be okay." in a Harvey Keital voice and watching the little homage scene in Swingers, where the characters walk to their cars like the Misters (Color) do in RD)), but I do tend to like his movies. One generally knows what one is going to get: a loose exercise in genre, more interested in a superficial grazing blow at the genre in question, mostly focused on a talk-heavy plot and unanticipated turns away from genre-wallowing (back towards more dialogue).

Certainly the case with Inglourious Basterds, since it's much less of a warsploitation movie than it might've been--especially compared with the way it was marketed. Which is a relief, really, since several of the non-genre-y scenes were pretty fantastic. Also, so that way one doesn't have to think any more about the broader implications of the movie being about jewish people getting blood revenge on the Nazis, given the fact that is a permanently open wound in the Western World's past, present, and future which no piece of culture--no film, no book, no documentary, no History Channel special, no imaginary scene of Hitler being riddled with machine-gun bullets--can salve. I'm honestly not even sure what I think, in that regard, and though I do try to think about it, prefer, at least for now to focus on the structural aspects of the movie underneath the setting, costumes, languages, which were quite satisfying. Though I'm glad it was Nazis because Christoph Waltz was incredible as Colonel Handa (in a different setting, his character was essential the evil assistant principal or bad lieutenant), stole his scenes, best acting in the movie, hands down (though no one else gets as much face time, I don't think, and I've never thought that Brad Pitt was much other than mediocre in everything he does ('cept for maybe Snatch, where I can't help but like Mickey)).

One complaint I had with IG, which is similar to the one that I had with Taratino's half of Grindhouse, is that he doesn't seem to be able to keep himself interested with the genre-relative stylistic touches on these movies; that is, "Death Proof" didn't play around with the meta stuff nearly as effectively as Rodriguez's "Planet Terror," especially by the time the big car chase starts. Like QT gets distracted by having his characters say things, and forgets that the thorough-going genre thing, once started, is generally noticed as disappearing when it does, and such a disappearance is jarring. Like the kind of intro that the ex-Wehrmacht guy gets relatively early on in the film but is never matched again, and sound-tracking choices (yes, I know, when in doubt, with any movie (unless it's a Clint Mansell score for an Aronofsky film), assume that I'm going to gripe about the soundtrack). I don't even know that I'm arguing on behalf of the meta-film kind of stylistic touches, so much as wishing instead that they were just left out entirely, rather than half-assed.

And, speaking of heavily armed jews...

at long last, the return of...

The Summer of Booklove Bookclub: Michael Chabon's Gentlemen of the Road

This being (last time I checked, anyway) Chabon's latest book. A slim little adventure novel which fully embraces its genre very satisfactorily (complete with cool drawings by the guy that does Prince Valiant). Chabon says, in the back-matter of GotR that he first conceived of this story as being about "jews with swords," pulling this book right in line with his other two recent ventures, The Yiddish Policemen's Union (Audioshocker's pick for 2008 paperback of the year), and The Final Solution--a Sherlock Holmes story involving a Jewish child who has escaped the holocaust, his parrot, and an aging Holmes (another genre exercise (mighty trendy these days)). Good job, Chabon.

I'm not particularly steeped in Jewish history, so to me, reading this book, it mostly just seemed like an action/adventure novel; I didn't really notice anything until in hindsight after reading Chabon's above-quoted comment in the back matter. Not that that matters either. It doesn't really. What does matter is that Chabon really nailed the genre on this one (way better then he did with Final Solution, and more convincingly than his attempts to cop a Raymond Chandleresque prose style in Detective's Union; a completely excited, quick read. Did any one else read it? You should, really.

Seriously Ladies, Stop Dressing Like Princess Jasmine!

While getting my Carmen Sandiego on these past two weeks, I noticed a fashion trend that seems to be gaining an alarming amount of traction: harem pants. Not familiar? Perhaps you remember 'Hammer' or 'Parachute' pants? Yeah, now you remember. Here's a shot from AA just to jazz up your morning.

seriously people?

seriously people?

Of course, late to fashion as I am, AA has been selling these diaper-pants for a few months now. Ok Fine, but I have only recently seen them out and about. But they are out in force: Naxos, Santorini, Athens, Barcelona, and Paris. Imagine squads of saggy butted chicks rolling around in these, all talking about their new Prada bags, going out for drinks later, and strapping on some gladiator sandals to boot. Sometimes the fabric is so thin that I can actually tell when offender is farting! (it totally billows out a bit) And the colors. Usually pink, white, or black. Occasionally blue, and they fall anywhere from knee to ankle.

Please, I implore you blogosphere, what is the appeal of these pants? How is this sexy? I was under the impression that the world universally hated these, burned all the patterns, and refused to ever make more (like candy corn). Is it the extra room in the back? Are those without junk in the trunk trying to make some sort of statement? Are ladies digging the ability to channel their inner Hammer/Vanilla Ice extempore? I just don't get it.

Gross. Gross. Gross. None of you are Princess Jasmine, and even if you were - would you really be wearing garbage like this? Seriously ladies, lay off the harem pants.

Culturology 018 - WALL-E: Creepy Stalker or Lonely Atavist?

For this week, we have a special guest culturologist analyzing culture along with me: none other than Audioshocker's own Nick Marino. We've decided to structure this as a debate, so hopefully you all will be able to chime in in the comments section as well (and I don't feel like Nick has really had his last say yet, at any rate). This came up, initially, in the comment section of another post on the site, so we've decided to salvage it and put it in the spotlight: WALL-E: Good or Bad?

Nick: WALL*E just happens to have a tape recorder built into his chest to record and play back old Disney movies. *shameless*

Pete: I'll start with the easiest one first. The movie that Wall-E plays back is Hello, Dolly, which was first a musical on Broadway, and then turned into the movie version which Wall-E is obsessed with; this movie was released by Fox, not Disney, and was clearly chosen for its thematic relatedness, not any kind of "shameless" historical studio-plugging.

Nick: okay, color me corrected. but it's still the type of bland schmaltz that Disney wheels and deals in. and why the f*ck would a robot with artificial intelligence and a responsible directive have a tape recorder? you think they could have at least given the damn thing a DVD recorder or something a bit less far-fetched, right? i mean this is supposed to be a fictional fantasy that is a future extension of our own world that we live in right now, correct?

Pete : Okay, this particularly point has boiled down to just an "opinion," which isn't as interesting critically (I suppose, then, that my goal for this debate is to convince you to admit that Wall-E is a good movie that you just don't happen to like, rather than there being anything "wrong" with it). I would imagine that many people out there, and many people in Wall-E's intended demographic, in fact, like musicals, and think that they're good entertainment and not schmaltz at all. I think, given that all the other Wall-E robots are dead when the movie starts—remember, he raids their corpses for spare parts—there is already something special about Wall-E as part of the premise of the movie. I think for many viewers, myself included, this was not "far-fetched," anymore than there being an intelligent trash compactor at all. Maybe the VCR is a bit atavistic, but at the same time, again, it doesn't seem that crazy to me; the robot did, after all, have all kinds of access to all the trash everywhere in New York. But this is the sort of thing that happens in any kind of animated fantasy. I mean, Panda's only eat bamboo, so what the hell was Kung-Fu Panda doing eating noodles? That's just ridiculous! (See what I mean?)

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Nick: i find the character motivations either ignorant or irrational, and i find the entire premise of the film to be built out of vaguely offensive cultural assumptions about love, self-interest, and responsibility

Pete: One of the basic notions that the viewer is expected to accept is that Wall-E himself is lonely there on the abandoned Earth. One might think that he doesn't become lonely until he is made aware of a mysterious Other (the female robot, once she shows up), but I think there's sufficient exposition in the beginning to show that Wall-E is more-or-less aware that Earth has been abandoned by humans. Also, since Wall-E has been watching Hello, Dolly so obsessively, he is aware that when EVE shows up, he is to fall in love with her; by this we see that the "cultural assumptions" of Wall-E are in direct reference to already existing tropes. Given that, I don't see at all what you mean about the character motivations being "either ignorant or irrational." Yes, the plot is not "original," but what about that makes it ignorant?

Nick: i never complained about the unoriginality of the plot. in fact, i love a good story whether its been done many times before or not. but i do feel that the failings of the WALL*E plot are easily explained. i mean "ignorant and irrational" in a sort of tag-team way that applies to most of the character motivations: 1. to me, it's completely insane that a robot would fall in love with another robot just because they are of the same "species" (wouldn't he instead have a crush on a roach, his primary accompanying life form on a day-to-day basis?) - this motivation to me equates to the typical homogeneous thinking of Disney where white characters hook up with other white characters and black characters hook up with other black characters (see High School Musical for more) because they look the same; 2. it's beyond insane that the humans would decide to return to Earth - physically, they're all going to die, and emotionally there was little-to-no precedent for that kind of sweeping (and poorly-made and self-destructive) decision in their satellite culture; and 3. why in the hell would WALL*E fly out all the way into space after a robot he barely knows and only has a purely lust-style infatuation with, despite the fact that she tells him "NO!" again and again... WHY? because WALL*E is a creepy robot stalker.

Pete: This is a tricky one. Wall-E as a "creepy robot stalker." I think you're misusing the notion of "species"—white characters hooking up with white characters and black characters with black characters is NOT an issue of species, but an issue of the biologically insignificant notion of "race." Now, Wall-E has two relationships in the movie: 1) his friendship with the cockroach, and 2) his "stalking" of EVE. So, why didn't he "hook up" with the cockroach, well, it's a matter of "species," here. His relationship with the cockroach is more like a human would have with a dog (your own notorious "exploits" with various 4-legged mammals aside). So, yes, EVE is the first being in a long time that Wall-E could have even conceivably had a "relationship" with, but is that speciesist or even racist? I don't think so—what else could it have been? And the sad-sack character chasing after the boy or girl that is out of his or her league is a well known plot that's been around way longer than just Disney; given all the things that are innovative about Wall-E, I don't see the familiarity of it's basic plot structure as a problem.

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Nick: to me, WALL*E was the story of a robot who inexplicably falls in love with the first robot "he" sees and then stalks this feminized machine out into deep space, upon which said "man" robot ultimately sends an orbiting satellite full of obese humans back to a near-barren planet that by all accounts is uninhabitable (despite the fact that one very small specimen of plant life was discovered amid the vast landfills).

Pete: Again, the "inexplicable" aspect of Wall-E falling in love can be explained by his loneliness and his own expectations as created by his obsessing over Hello, Dolly. I do agree, though, that there was no particular reason to have the plot be so boy/girlish when we're dealing with asexual robots, however, I don't think that this detracts from the quality of the story, once its seen as being non-progressive in its politics. And the humans totally go on to refound humanity on Earth, so I have a hard time excepting that as a mark against Wall-E's motivations

Nick: ***see previous answer***

Pete: I'll take this opportunity to expand a bit on what I see as being the aspects of Wall-E that are most excellent. The main one is it's structure. The movie divides pretty evenly into two sections, the first part on Earth, and the second on the spaceship. They're actually fairly separate from each other, each existing unto themselves as smaller plots. This is a vast improvement over most animated features, in that the exposition of the movie is already in service of the plot; that is, all the key information that the viewer needs in order to understand how and why the spaceship exists is embedded into the world-building process of the first part of the movie, so its not noticed as exposition as such, but rather important details to Wall-E's interaction with his home planet. Also, having both romantic leads barely talk and communicate almost entirely visually is an incredible achievement, especially in an age where most animated movies are marketed based on what super-stars are giving voice to the characters. The, as I'm calling it, world-building nature of the exposition is a technique that's rare in all movies—so, even if the "story" and the character motivations are familiar, the plotting and structure are still innovative an fresh.

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AIMcast 03 - 90210, Skinny Jeans, Twilight, Harry Potter, and Sasha Grey

So, what's a blogger to do when his partner in crime goes home for the weekend? Does he go on an all-out bender? Get all emo? Repress the emotional turmoil? Or, does he call up two fine young ladies and start an AIMcast? Yeah, that's it. Join us as we discuss: 90210, How I Met Your Mother, Shia LeBeouf, Miley Cyrus, Twilight, American Apparel ads, Sia, Spring Standards, pop rocks, and waaaaaay more. Extra special thanks to my guests Rohini and Kirsten.

AIM: boomcity 8/3/08 8:14 PM
Neal has joined this chat.
Kirsten has joined this chat.
Kirsten: I meant to have the season premiere of Mad Men watched by now
Kirsten: but I don't
Kirsten: I don't want any spoilers
Neal: OK.
Neal: Well, let's get started and hopefully Ro will pop in.
Kirsten: So what's up?
Neal: Well, let's see - NASA discovered - or claims to have discovered - water on Mars.
Kirsten: Liquid water?
Neal: Ice. But maybe a little liquid too?
Neal: I mean, even ice is a big deal
Kirsten: I thought we knew about ice?
Kirsten: I'm not super up on my Mars discoveries though
Kirsten: I thought there were traces of polar ice caps
Neal: I think no matter what, if we ever get people there it'll just be like that movie Event Horizon
Neal: i.e. blood. dead bodies. and zero G fire
Kirsten: I never saw Event Horizon
Kirsten: so I don't know
Neal: It was unnecessarily scary.

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