Tag Archive for '30 Rock'

Open Forum Book Club 001 & Love Monkey

Welcome back chum chums. As mentioned last week, I will be using this post as the official open forum for our summer book club. I hope yallz had a chance to visit your local library and check out something awesome. Since we don't have a real agenda or any unanswered comments from last week, let me kick off this week's post by giving you a quick review/brief on what I read last week.

This past weekend I finished Kyle Smith's Love Monkey. The run down: our protagonist, 32 year old Tom Farrell, works at a tabloid called (har har) Tabloid as a robotically uninspired hack. Tom drinks too much. He exercises too little. He loathes himself just the right amount. Unsurprisingly, he has girl problems. He pines for a woman he can't have and is surrounded by others who are looking for something better. So, he takes life lessons from his dubiously successful friends, and music legends of old (Michael Stipe & Mick Jagger). Somehow he gets a bunch of these women in bed, juggles them, and then he fucks it all up. Excited yet? You really shouldn't be. Tom sucks. I hate Tom.

What strikes me about Smith was how quickly he and his protagonist simultaneously draw inspiration from Nick Hornby's High Fidelity and then trashes it at the same time (seriously, it is all but called out by name) -- all within the first 40 or so pages. Given how quickly Smith returns to musical references and plays up Tom's preferences for this album over that album and how much he talks about music, it seems hypocritical to be so down on Nick.

What the book does well is embody Tom's personal desires and aspirations in his closest friends. His desire to get married. His desire to settle down. His desire to have a kid and be happy. And his diametric opposite: his desire to be a tall, black, cut, rich, casanova who doesen't give a shit about any woman (but who ultimately is just as personally tortured by a lost love as Tom is). There's this scene in a strip club where shit just goes haywire. I read that whole section as the inner workings of a really bad drunk/depression/breakdown.

It doesn't surprise me that Tom's self described 'manboy' personality is as detestable to me as it is to all the ladies he meets. He tries to internalize all the lessons thrown at him, and he learns from each of the ladies he gets involved in, but ultimately he satisfies none of them. He's too busy trying to be all things to all people.

In the aftermath (and well worn territory) of Sept 11th, Smith addresses things like terror sex (first identified to me via a now defunct [but VERY cool] blog called The Black Table) and how unrealistic we are. Are we trying to have it all -- and is that even a reasonable expectation? Tom couldn't - but if you need a funnier, more uplifting depiction from a female's POV, queue up any recent season of 30 Rock.

--- Ok, that's what I read. Now please, tell me what you are up to, literarily speaking.

TV Tickles Neal's Pickle

Well then. Monday continues to be the worst possible day to write a column. In the (continual) absence of anything substantial to write about, I will talk about TV. More specifically, what is tickling my pickle my these days. And yes, tomorrow's podcast probably covers like half of this.

Human Target - this show is a bonafide problem, so act like you know. Mark Valley's boyscout character on Boston Legal was laughably dismissed as a 'Ken Doll' more than once. (James Spader was truly spot on with that observation) However, Valley is exactly the right person to play Christopher Chance. He's a bodyguard for hire with a former cop partner and a witty/subversive/unabashed thief helper. I think it's kind of daring to have a regular cast of three guys with no recurring female roles (s0 far). But, it works, and Jackie Earle Haley is finally getting his due as Guerrero.

Modern Family - Yup. It's that good. It's like some network/creative genius was like "what if we make a really funny show about a really diverse family situation" and then managed to execute that. And though I am a super late comer to the show, there is zero learning curve. There is like zero continuity between episodes.

Archer - I watch this garbage because there is swearing, H. Jon Benjamin and Aisha Tyler. That is pretty much it. It is like a weird combination of AdultSwim concepts like Home Movies, The Boondocks, and ATHF/Sealab/Frisky Dingo all rolled into animated shitshow. You probably won't like it, but I kind of do.

Community - I slept on this show for a while too, but I find it significantly funnier/fresher than some of the other stuff (see below) on NBC right now. Perhaps it's all about the Abed and Troy dynamic. That or Chevy Chase in his most phoned in role ever.

Things that no longer tickle my pickle include: The Simpsons, 75% of Seth MacFarlane's stuff, The Office and most 30Rock episodes. I am just sorta done with those.

Better Off Ted, and the second coming of Scrubs (which is like having feelings for your ex-girlfriend who broke your heart three times) all are in my rotation but eh... only if Hulu puts them in my queue.

And that, is all she freaking wrote. Also, LAST CALL FOR MBA Media and Entertainment Conference Tickets (Friday, Feb 26th, all day at NYU)

TV Is Awesome Again but My DVR Is Full!

Sons of Anarchy started again two weeks ago, Mad Men is in full swing, House kicked off last night, and I think The Office and 30 Rock come online in 3 weeks. TV - which at one point was the domain of networks, then premium cable, and now fairly evenly distributed -  is putting a hurting on the DVR now that the fall season has begun. And while DVR space is always at a premium - recording more than 2 simultaneous shows is simply not an option for most people.

So what is a man to do when Monday night football, show 1, and show 2 all coincide? Hit up ezRSS.it (formerly tvrss.net) and bookmark feeds for all of your favorite shows. You'll be able to download episodes the morning after they air. It isn't as slick as Hulu, but it's a lot faster. (Bittorrent required).

If you are the type of person who never remembers when things are on, you also need MyTVRss. This site allows you select all your favorite shows and generates a RSS feed that tells you the episode, season, and date of the next showing of your favorite shows. It is a must for season premieres!

I hope this helps you tame your TV habits. Perhaps Kirsten or Nick will chime in later with how they manage their TV habits.

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AudioShocker Podcast #72 - Full Body Curling

Paul Rudd is a dud but Seann William Scott is hot in Role Models, Tracy Morgan phones it in on Saturday Night Live, the guys who make Meet the Spartans love to kill Dr. Phil, they might be the Girls Next Door but they are not Playboy Playmates, the L Word comes to a compromising conclusion, everything is filmed in Vancouver, Chipotles are always next to Qdobas, Mic Terror is the King of the New School, Hundred Stories a.k.a. Requiem from the Darkness, perception vs. intention in Texas, full body Curling in a Norway bathroom, Marvel vs. Capcom special characters, Pepper Potts gets iron boobies in Invincible Iron Man, and the Mississippi Tranny.

Mariah Carey - You Can Touch My Body

The Emancipation of Mimi was a pretty big comeback success considering Carey's somewhat public breakdown a few years ago. It allowed us to finally bury the hatchet and get over Glitter. Anyway, Mariah's new joint Touch My Body just landed and features Jack McBrayer of 30 Rock fame. Do the beat, video, content, and vocals hold water? Let's find out!

The Beat: While it was produced by Tricky Stewart, (Umbrella) I doubt you'll be hearing the studio cut in the clubs anytime soon. This beat is mellower and more subdued than his other work (Me Against the Music and B2K's Uh Huh). Personally, I need more knock, a faster tempo, and less synth mashing.

The Video: Oh Kenneth! Is this the only role you know how to play? Mariah and Jack play dressup while romping through her house and his fantasy. Mariah is no stranger to campy videos (Heartbreaker, Honey, etc) so it all made perfect sense to me. Of note: no backup dancers.

I don't care what anyone says, Mariah looks damn good! Did you know she's going to be 39 this year? I also just discovered that she and I share a birthday. Mariah - interested in a joint party?

Lastly, I doubt that Mariah is familiar with 802.11n, and last time I checked it was still a draft protocol, but what do I know?

The Content: Yeah, yeah, it's a throwaway love song. Fine, but you can't deny the genius of the lines:

If there's a camera up in here then I best not catch this flick on YouTube

Church! seriously people, YouTube is no place for your personal business. Save it for RedTube.

Boy you can put me on you like a brand new white T / I'll hug your body tighter than my favorite jeans

Hands down, the best line of the entire track.

...'cause I'm all up in my business like a Wendy interview

Classic! I can't stand Wendy Williams.

Imagine, all that - and I haven't even gotten to sexy stuff!

The Vocals: Mariah is best known for being able to hit crazy high notes. Sadly, age has taken its toll and like so many others she too has resorted to the vocoder. At first I thought it was just a weird double - but no dice. To her credit, she doesen't use the demon-box to hit high notes or commit Cher & T-pain grade felonies. I can appreciate that.

The Bottom Line: The Voice is looking good despite an unexciting beat, a campy video involving a unicorn, and a vocoded delivery lacking her signature high notes.

The Strike Is Over - But Is House Coming Back?

House M.D.It's hardly breaking news anymore but it is official: The Writer's Strike is over. Production crews are returning to work and we will have some new episodes this year. That said, we are looking at maybe 4-5 new episodes for most shows, and March Madness is certain to mess with the program a bit.

Kirsten 'The Kitchen' of Yumbrosia pointed me to this post at The Futon Critic that details production schedules and remaining episode counts for the major broadcast networks.

Animated shows such as King of The Hill, The Simpsons, Family Guy, and American Dad are largely unaffected this season.

Unfortunately, Chuck and Heroes won't resume production but were both renewed for another season.

30 Rock is coming back (maybe?) and House should return with 4-6 eps.

How I Met Your Mother is coming back strong with 9 new eps.

Lastly, sorry SATC fans, it looks like Cashmere Mafia and Lipstick Jungle only have 2 and 6 eps left this season respectively.

AudioShocker Podcast #13 - Goodbye 2007, Bite Me 2008

We partied hard but still managed to record this wicked first podcast of 2008. Here is the best of 2007 and what looks good in 2008. We talk Juno, I Am Legend, Walk Hard, Avatar, The 99, Big Love, Avengers the Initiative, and much more with special guest Pete.

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TV Wrapup - Week 47 2007

What? You missed one of your favorite shows? What the hell is wrong with you? Good thing the AudioShocker crew has your back.

Dexter - Dexter gets cut, Lila is a psycho, Deb and Lundy get frisky in the kitchen, and Doakes goes all special forces at Dex's condo.

The Boondocks - Grandad invites a beautiful woman for the weekend. Too bad shes an unstable psycho kung-fu killer and blows herself up.

Weeds - Season Finale. Majestic is on fire, MK really is a nutjob, and Nancy decides it is time to move on. I am not sure how I feel about this.

How I Met Your Mother - It's Slapsgiving, Lily cooks, and Robin/Ted bump uglies again.

Heroes - Uhm. Ok... Parkman learns the darker side of his powers, Hiro realizes he can't play God, Noah bites the dust, and Elle gets a taste of her own medicine.

House - BRING ME THE THONG OF LISA CUDDY! Also, what is with 13 and the suspenders? I dig that.

30 Rock - returns 11/29

Metalocalypse - Dr. Rockzo tries to get clean, Murderface writes a song, and Toki loves clowns

To summarize: Happy Thanksgiving - try not to burn down your suburb, bone your ex-girlfriend, or go on a date with a kung-fu killer wolf bitch from Myspace.

TV Wrapup - Week 46 2007

What? You missed one of your favorite shows? What the hell is wrong with you? Good thing the AudioShocker crew has your back.

Dexter - Dex and Lila do a little B&E, Doakes loses it, Lundy plays some Chopin, and Deb gives him some sugar. Oh, and Lila might be batshit crazy. Does Lundy remind you of Robocop without his helmet on?

The Boondocks - returns 11/19

Weeds - Shane needs a shrink, Silas sees the crime doc, Nancy buys some protection, and Celia pays a visit to the crooked accountant.

How I Met Your Mother - The cast has annoying habits, Marshal passes the bar, and a dog poops on a baby.

Heroes - FINALLY! A little background. Kristen bell is a hottest sadist, Peter remembers the past, and his mom is officially a bitch.

House - The Elephant man has heartblock, 13 saves the day, oh and hot CIA doc gets the axe.

30 Rock - Liz thinks she lives next to a terrorist, Jack hooks up with a sexy Democrat, and Kenneth needs $2500 STAT! I enjoy this show a lot.

Metalocalypse - Dethklok does fashion. The band is fat, 'popsicles are like eating water', and the leather is people.

To summarize: Agrestic has a booming service economy, being hot isn't enough at Princeton Plainsboro, and Kristen Bell is still cute.

TV Wrapup - Week 45 2007

Fellow Shockers, 'work', an 'impounded car', a 'DUI', and 'lolcatshit' are not good excuses for missing an entire week of TV. So quit your job, dip into your savings, hire a good lawyer, and restring your tennis racket, because the AudioShocker Crew is about to put it down.

Dexter - Oh Snaps! Lila blows off Dex's steam, Masuka digs shemale porn, and Deb continues to have daddy issues with the Fed.

The Boondocks - Thuggnificent moves into Woodcrest and starts a rap beef with Granddad, Riley has his first Incredible Hulk, and Tom Dubois continues to be a bit of a douchebag. 'I SPITS HOT FIRE!' Consider watching Metalocalypse if you are into Adult Swim stuff.

Weeds - Mary Kate isn't gone afterall, Celia get ill with the Louisville, Shane sees dead people, Doug repurposes a crucifix, and Nancy gets some ink. Personally, I'm excited for next week - Guillermo is coming back!

How I Met Your Mother - Marshall wants to move out, Lily gets busted, and Barney has his own open house. New York lesson #5: abbreviated neighborhood names can be misleading.

Heroes - Hiro blows shit up, Noah (HRG) torches the future, Nikki channels The Shining, Peter meets Adam, and Parkman hashes out his daddy issues.

House - House helps a hot G-woman, Jungle Doctor thinks it's Polio, and there is one less spot up for grabs. "I know how to kill a man with my thumb."

30 Rock - Ken has a party, Ceri invites her hot cousins, Greenzo (Schwimmer) stands up for Mother Gaia, and Al Gore has Eco-sense!

To summarize: I spits hot fire. Act like you know.