Hard Target (1993) - 4/10 - Jean-Claude is good but the whole thing is so hokey. It's John Woo to the max... no, actually, maxed out.
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Nowhere to Run (1993) - 8/10 - Unexpectedly good. More folksy than Van Damme's other flicks and propped up by strong storytelling.
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Universal Soldier (1992) - 5/10 - Not good, not bad. This film sort of sits squarely in the middle of Van Damme's filmography.
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Double Impact (1991) - 5/10 - Tons of fun, but kind of lame at the same time. Van Damme must have been taxed by the dual role.
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Death Warrant (1990) - 4/10 - It's watchable, just not enjoyable. Jean-Claude turns in a decent performance, but the editing is awful.
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Lionheart (1990) - 8/10 - An excellent film, though the story drags here and there. Some of Jean-Claude's best fights caught on film.
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Kickboxer (1989) - 9/10 - ALMOST as good as Bloodsport, which means this is really good. Van Damme's performance might be his best.
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Cyborg (1989) - 1/10 - Interesting idea but completely unwatchable. Even Jean-Claude is a dud here. Maybe his worst performance.
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Bloodsport (1988) - 10/10 - Not only a great role for Van Damme, but also an amazing martial arts film. Classic.
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Nick isn't big on wraparounds for txt message reviews - but I've been waiting the better part of 8 years for a Boondock Saints sequel.
BdS 2 - worst accents ever. All the money went to gun battles. A few good one-liners. Excessive male nudity and Rocco/feline cameos. 5/10, true fans will enjoy.
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