Author Archive for neal

Short Stories and Un-happy Endings

I like to read short stories. I wouldn't say I am a terribly well informed reader, but I read WSJ articles when I am at my parents' place, The New Yorker when it is sitting around, creative non-fiction to pass the time, and short fiction as a break from novels.

Collection and series such as Best American are great because they curate my whole experience and take the work out of subscribing to thousands of journals and blogs just to find something decent to read. I get to read across a range of authors and themes. However, as of late, I have a serious bone to pick with the editors of these collections: every story I read is depressing as hell.

Have any of you seen Wendy and Lucy? Imagine a film festival where every entry was like that.  How about an endless loop of the last 10 minutes of Nights of Cabiria and The Bicycle Thief? That's what these  anthologies seem like: a broken record of hopelessness and heart ripping grief.

I know that some amount of conflict is necessary to drive a story. Obviously a 100% positive narrative would not make a compelling story - but why does every anthologized short story that I read leave me with a pit in my stomach? Lee Gutkind's Becoming a Doctor, a collection of creative nonfiction written by doctors, almost had me crying myself to sleep. Three of the first five entries in The Anchor Book of New American Short Stories made me feel so dejected that I lost my appetite.

In my high school Spanish class, we read a lot of Mexican literature, There too, all the stories followed the same pattern: tragedy besets family (vital livestock/family member dies), youth goes on a journey to better his circumstances, tragedy befalls youth again, tragic end. I wish I could find the book we used so I could quote some of the examples to you, but I recall one story where a cow was killed by a snake, another with a recurring comparison of a man's hands to worms, a long drawn out tale documenting the aftermath of a grand mothers death. There was just no positive message anywhere. In fact, these may be the most terrifyingly depressing stories ever.

Editors - I'm not asking for a cute romantic comedy (I have bittorrent for that) - but would it kill you to include a few chuckle worthy tales in your neatly collected volumes? Can't the guy get the girl every now and then? Does fire/war/pestilence/disease/CANCER have to ruin every narrative? Why even bother foreshadowing or irony when your peer authors have already extinguished any possibility of optimism?

The Bottom Line: Who decided that short stories can't end in anything less than general malaise?

Starstruck in Cobble Hill

I was in Cobble Hill Brooklyn today and I ran into Terry Crews and his daughter at an open house. I was totally starstruck -- it was that big of a deal. He was incredibly nice, perhaps a little embarrassed, and assured me that he was doing everything possible to make The Chronicles of Camacho a reality. I walked away and quickly tweeted/texted/emailed/called everyone I knew. And here is the proof:

9 Weeks in Midtown - That's a Lot of Time

I apologize. I haven't written anything of substance since May. There is really no excuse for that. Back in my heyday I used to crank out weeklies and make fun of Pete for posting columns biweekly.

So I suck. But for those of you who pay attention to the podcast, you know that I was working at Time Inc. More specifically at Entertainment Weekly, InStyle, and People in business operations (basically all things digital). I was probably the oldest intern in the corporate internship program, one of perhaps 5 pursuing an MBA, and certainly the only one with an engineering background.

When I got the job, Nick and I both cracked up. Why? Because I'm not exactly InStyle or People's demo, my official background is in mechanical engineering, and Nick and I have had poor luck with Time Warner companies in the past. Perhaps you've read Nick's Sneaking Into Comics series about his quest for a gig at DC Comics?

The point is - total long shot! Crazy, right? Maybe not. Time Inc. digs long shots. Grady Smith, an editorial intern, made waves on the interwebs earlier this year when he posted a video on YouTube petitioning EW for a summer internship. It was awkward, rushed, and a bit manic, but it worked! You can catch up on all of Grady's summer work right here.

So what did I do? Who did I meet? What great advice can I pass on to you? Well, without totally violating the covenant of "thou shalt not blog about your internship": Free magazines are sweet! I can now flip through and process an entire issue of People in 5 minutes.

But seriously, Entertainment Weekly is a remarkably forward thinking magazine. Cyndi Stivers, the Managing Editor of EW.com, was extremely gracious and allowed me to badger her for an entire hour about how EW was approaching social media, ePub, iPads, mobile apps, her experiences at other publishers, and even silly things like captchas for comments. She and everyone else I met was genuinely excited about -- rather than scared of -- digital. The folks in digital marketing and sales are doing big things too. It's all about "what can we do?" and not "this is what we do!" Coming from engineering, I found it remarkably refreshing.

And you know what else? I have never seen more efficient 'all-call' meetings. Every Monday at 10am, the publishing staff would corral into a small conference room, turn on the speakerphone, spend 2 minutes catching up and then spend the next 28 getting down. to. business. It is a well oiled machine. Numbers, charts, recognitions, goals, new opportunities, guest presenters - everything gets covered in those 28 minutes and everyone is jazzed about it too. Efficiency consultants (and engineers) could learn something from EW's Publisher Ray Chelstowski.

But back to me! I spent the summer doing research and benchmarking for future products, new tech, expansion opportunities, and potential acquisitions. Marketing, mobile websites, apps, ads --  I looked into a lot of stuff. I also got to help test the new EW Must List iPhone app before it launched in July. If you haven't taken a look at it, you really should. It is a great example of why EW and I were a good fit, we both believe in curation.

I wrote a big long thing about this in May, and no one read it - so I'll make this easy. Thanks to the Internet, we have access (free or paid) to an infinite amount of content. Of course, not all of it is good. In fact, separating the wheat from the chaff is probably the hardest part of getting your hands on good content, and that's why you need a curator. That's why you trust specific blogs, it's why you get excited about Netflix recommendations, and it's why you need EW to find & deliver to you the best wheat. More importantly, time is money. Curation is where the money is.

If there was anything that I was frustrated by, it was "scale." Scale was the kiss of death for most of my big ideas. "How come we aren't doing promotion X? It'd really appeal to our readers!" "We don't have the scale." Perhaps, scale is certainly an important consideration in cost/benefit analysis, but it reminds me of why I was dying to get out of engineering. I was tired of hearing "No, that just isn't done." Of course, I was an intern with limited knowledge of previous endeavors and research - so scale could very well have been that important. Bottom line, I don't like how quick people were to invoke it. If you never try anything new, you'll never achieve scale either!

Obviously I made PowerPoint decks, wrote reports, read reports, compiled spreadsheets, and did a lot of Googling. All interns do that. You are never going to get out of that no matter how creative you are. I invented scrollpop/AudioShocker Shoutouts ads in my freetime, but then I went right back to updating slides. But there are some really fun things like focus groups, lunch with the CEO, brownbags with other division heads, etc that you'd never get access to outside an internship program. A big firm offers you a lot of resources that you'd be crazy not to take advantage of. (Of course, it's also easy to become a number, so watch out for that)

Now you know what I was doing for the past 9 weeks. I'm actually a little sad that I couldn't stay longer and work on more stuff. Next up? I'd like to get more into marketing, maybe at an interactive agency. Any ideas?

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Times = Changing

As you may have noticed, we have been making some changes to the site. This week we are piloting the Meebo Toolbar, which should make it super easy for you to share stories on fb/twitter/buzz/yahoo/whatever, and some new ad placements. Right now it's mostly house ads, but if you are interested in sponsoring the podcast/site, just email us at audio_at_audioshocker.com. Peace!

AudioShocker Shoutouts

Astute readers may have noticed a slight change in the AudioShocker over the weekend. No? Well, you clearly aren't reading enough, but I'll spell it out for you anyway. We finally started placing ads on the site. But wait, don't the sidebars, headers, and front page all the look the same? Yup, they do. We decided to start slow by implementing what I have coined the 'scrollpop' ad unit.

Every few comments, you will now see a line that says "AudioShocker Shoutouts!". If you mousewheel over it, or mouse through it, a small banner will reveal itself or 'pop' in. We aren't trying to be tricky, malicious, or intrusive. We just want to try out some revenue possibilities and hopefully cover our costs for the site. Here is a little demo:

AudioShocker Shoutouts!

Our first shoutout this month is for AudioShocker regular Ross Campbell's stellar Shadoweyes project. If you are interested in advertising on the site, please email us.

To my knowledge, we are really the only people doing this, and we're interested in your feedback. I coded the whole shebang myself over the weekend and consider it a personal triumph. (and I will cut you if you try to steal it or pass it off as your own!)

You're Gonna Be Clappin When You Hear Eminem Rappin

Just caught this on Smoking Section... Remember Vince, with the Shamwow and the Slapchop and the hookers? Rember Eminem, with his terrible last album and the drugs? Well, what if you combined both of them, threw out the nasty shit and distilled it into a great Recovery promo? Well, this is what you'd get:

favorite line: 'Put it on your hose"

Recovery is available 6.21.2010!

Figment.com Private Beta - Signup Now!

Yallz may or may not know, but for the past several months I have been interning at Figment.com. We are getting ready to launch our private beta soon and I want to invite you all to sign up.

But wait, I haven't told you what Figment is yet! Well Ok, here is the deal: Figment is an online reading and writing community focusing on young-adult literature. Short stories, poetry, novels, maybe even essays and graphic fiction in the future -- the possibilities are endless. More specifically though, we want to engage mobile users and break away from coffee shop laptop curse. Why not read a novel on your phone or write a haiku on the bus home from school? We want you to be able to participate wherever you are and with whatever you have. Figment is about high availability, a wide selection, and user participation. Figment was inspired by Japan's cell-phone novel culture, and an article published in the New Yorker by our co-founder Dana Goodyear.

We see this as a great way to connect teens to each other and their favorite authors. I really hope you will all sign up and write yourselves in.

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ACK! - An Indian Webcomic I Can Cosign

Occasionally my sister share's stuff with me on Google Reader. Often these things are from Sepiamunity- a blog that covers things related to India / South Asia. Today, she introduced me to ACK! and it totally made my day. Now I would like to share my enthusiasm for it with you.

ACK! is webcomic about two side characters from the epic Mahabharata - set in Jersey. The art is a dead ringer for the classic Amar Chitra Katha books that I grew up with - but don't get it twisted, the  the story is more Bill & Ted than Ram & Laksman. As noted on SM, the comic is only a couple weeks in, but the strip offers infinite possibility. It definitely has Axe Cop potential.

I've bagged on ACK Media and others (the publisher of the original ACK comics)  in the past - for not finding a way to modernize their catalog or appeal to the current crop of diasporized Indians. Obviously, ACK! is not the family friendly panacea- but it is a great example of adapting nostalgia to modern tastes and pop culture refs like Jersey Shore. It is similar to what Adult Swim / Cartoon Network did with the Hannah-Barbera library. So make sure you tune in next week, I know I will.

The AudioShocker Store Means Business

Perhaps we haven't mentioned it before (actually, we totally did), but the AudioShocker Store is the perfect place for new summer gear. We have t-shirts for all dudes and ladies - and 4 original comics by Nick, Pete, and Shawn. And as you can see below, our wares are rather fetching.

A-Dub: Sporting my AudioShocker t-shirt halfway across the US to St. Louis.

Neal: Pics or it didn't happen!

A-Dub: Ugh, FINE:

Adub rocks a ladies classic audioshocker logo T

Adub rocks a ladies classic AudioShocker logo T

Considerations for a Digital Strategy

I'm a little late to this party, but I'd like to throw in my 2 cents. Earlier in March, a classmate (Trey Trenchard) and I wrote a paper on digital strategy for Prof. Sam Craig's Entertainment/Media/Technology class at Stern. The following two passages are excerpts from the final paper. Our goal was to analyze the challenges, advantages, future landscape, and potential recommendations for Netflix to succeed over the next several years. Though we wrote the paper about Netflix & video content, I think it's also applicable to other industries including publishing and music.

What Channel is This?

Video content distribution is converging to an all-internet accessed world. Signs point to platform agnostic websites distributing video content through personal computers (i.e. Hulu), mobile devices, and most importantly, internet connected TVs. IPTVs are already on the market, and within five years, early adopters and roughly half of the early majority will have started the exodus away from traditional TV watching behavior.

IPTV’s ability to disintermediate parties between the producer and consumer, along with the FCC’s forward-looking agenda of universal access, will hasten its acceptance as well (Ed Note: my partner Trey is a lot more optimistic about Net Neutrality than I am). It is important to recognize that the opportunity to access all video content from a website, on your television, on demand, makes traditional simulcast/broadcast TV completely obsolete. Broadcast and traditional cable TV will not disappear in the near future; however, their cachet will drop substantially.

As we move toward this world, the importance of distributor (TV channel and networks) and producer brands decreases. Today, most consumers do not associate video content with its producer. They do however associate video content with certain TV channels. As this disintermediation occurs, physical channels on a cable box will no longer exist and channel ‘brands’ will slowly die as antiquated groupings of content. Over the past decade, digital video recorders, EPGs, and syndication have already begun to loosen the association between channel and content. There are several key ways that networks create value. In this new world, all of these benefits, with the exception of advertising, will be provided by a subscription video content aggregator. Ad-based distribution will likely be taken over by a market leader such as Hulu, contributing to the complete demise network loyalty and identity.

Creating Value Through Curation

As the online library of content continues to grow (professional & amateur), we can no longer see/read/hear everything. We simply don't have the time or resources to sort through everything ourselves to find what we want, or what we may like. As a result, the ability to curate content is paramount -- and users will be willing to pay for such this service.

Netflix’s curation features need improvement. Its effectiveness in generating accurate recommendations pales in comparison to systems at sites such as Pandora, Last FM, and iTunes (Genius). Being a gateway to online content presents few barriers to entry, however, it is possible to dominate and even create a winner-take-all scenario in this business, like  Google has accomplished with its search engine. What allows Google to command a 65% market share is a marginally better search algorithm. The same is true for Pandora. Even though Last.fm offers a multitude of innovative features, Pandora’s ability to classify sound and automate its curation via an algorithm is responsible for its market leading position.

If Netflix can improve this feature, it will command significant leverage, and can establish itself as the premier destination for online video content. With a sizable lead in this technology, a producer who does not distribute through Netflix risks losing potential viewers. Additionally, Netflix’s curation tool can effectively market the content better than a network or studio can with their small marketing spend, making it more profitable for producers to forgo selling their work to a network or studio, instead retaining the rights and get paid by Netflix per view. (Ed. Note, we are assuming that Netflix continues to expand and invest in the Watch Instantly streaming service / library)

To speed up the process of improving the curation function as quickly as possible, we recommend either creating partnerships with Pandora and/or Google. Partnering with Pandora would give Netflix access to pieces of their curation algorithm and the engineers who have been building this best-of-industry platform. In addition, we recommend Neflix copy the Last.fm “scrobbler” function. The scrobbler methodology archives every piece of musical content one has played on their computer or mobile device and sends this info to Last.fm’s servers. Employing a similar methodology, Netflix could more accurately curate video content by not only recognizing what someone enjoys by telling the program as it does now (active selection), but also recognizing tastes by simply consuming content (passive selection).

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Perhaps we knew this was coming all along, but instead of Netflix we should have find/replaced with Google. Or, perhaps we aren't nearly as prescient as we thought and everyone already knew all of this. Either way, we believe that producer/consumer disintermediation and an increasing demand for curation are important considerations when determining a digital strategy.

Google TV is certainly not the first attempt at 'IPTV', but it is likely to be the most well regarded. The last thing I need is another set-top box, but I excited about IPTV and what is coming next.