The Hairicane joins Nick to review Deadliest Warrior: The Game, a baffling 3D fighting game available on the PlayStation Network and Xbox Live Arcade (and on disc for the PS3 and Xbox 360 as Deadliest Warrior: Ancient Combat).
It features generic historical characters and bloody fights that rarely last longer than 30 seconds (10 seconds is more like it). And then there’s the bonus round where you chop down pig carcasses. NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL FUN!
ALSO: No one is playing online matches of Deadliest Warrior on the PSN.
AND: After the end theme? Other stuff.