We Google our names to learn more about our infamous doppelgangers, like the Australian Kaylie McDougal, Mr. Palm Springs Leather 2008 Nick Marino (NSFW!), keyboardist Nick Z Marino, and power pop balladeer Nick Marino.
But the real Kaylie McDougal and Nick Marino soon emerge — along with special guest Jason K Averill — to review ALF s1 e5 and ALF s1 e6 for a little something we like to call Blazing ALF Retro Fantastic (BARF).
We tear into this kids flick for its missing momentum, over-abundance of talking heads, and general lack of quality. Nick made screencaps (part 1 and part 2). And Kaylie dubs this film her Garbage Pail Kids because it nearly broke her for good.