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Time Log #27

Previously in 2069: FuturePete decided to take matters into his own hands... which means he went and got his arm ripped off by FutureNixon, and then got himself captured by the FutureNazis.

Previously in 2010: FutureShawn finished her campfire story and then hurried back to 2069, leaving Pete, Nick, and Shawn befuddled as to what they should do next.

Time Log #27

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Some of you may have seen my editor credit on Time Log and wondered, "Why does Time Log need an editor?" I figure now's as good a time as any to explain what I do!

We've split the creative responsibilities into five steps: writing, penciling, inking, coloring, and lettering. To get metaphorical on yo' asses, I'm like the comma between each of those steps.

Pete and I plot the story together (often verbally, to our own detriment), and then Pete scripts it. My metaphorical comma activity comes in when I proofread the scripts, make sure continuity is in tact, and email them to Shawn.

Shawn and I meet up at a coffee shop in Pittsburgh nearly every weekend, and every other weekend he pencils Time Log (he pencils it two at a time on a single piece of bristol board). I scan his pencils, handle any clean up, convert them to pure cyan, and email them to Paige.

Paige prints out the blue line pencils and inks them. Then she drops them off at my apartment, where I scan them, clean them up, make them fit into our border-less panel system, and prepare the coloring files for Justique.

Justique typically colors the comic strip on the Wednesday night before it gets posted. I'm happy to say we're moving her deadline to Tuesday. :)

Then I letter. I do my best to stick to everything Pete's put in his scripts, but sometimes circumstances leave me with little choice but to make some changes. If we're still working with the comma metaphor, then this is where the "and" comes in.

Take today's #27, for example. Here's what it looked like when Justique finished:

Great, right? But when I compared the art to the script, it left me with a few issues. First off, the final panel needed a background. Easy. And in the third panel, there's an issue with the FutureNazi's arms. After testing a few options, I decided to fill both of the sleeves in black. Still pretty easy.

But fixing the issue between panels one and two was more difficult. See, the FutureNazis show up without smoke to indicate their arrival. I found that the best solution was to condense the art and add a vertical BEEZOOOP in the middle. I'm not convinced it looks better than the original, but I do feel it was necessary.

Then I paste the lettered version into our title/credits template, come up with a goofy line for the upper right corner, and post it here on the blog. And that's pretty much what I do as an editor.

Anyway, don't forget about last week's caption contest!!! I'll give you one more week to enter, and we'll announce the winner next Thursday. See you then!

A Podcast with Ross and Nick #89 - Bishop's Hair Is Stupid

A Podcast with Ross and Nick

Epic X-Men TV Review Endurance Marathon Extravaganza #21! X-Men ( Season 2, Episode 21 ): Talkin bout screen caps, the Savage Land is still forgotten, Cable and killing, Jenskot's shoulder chaps, Jean floats, Ross made a guest appearance in Super Haters #70... then Justique shows up! Both Bishop and Cable have unexplained X-symbols on their costumes, and we want more stupid villains!!!

Ross ruins the James Hong Marathong by not watching Breakout and G2: Mortal Conquest.

NEXT: X-Men ( Season 2, Episode 22 ), The Art of War, and Sucker Free City.

AudioShocker Podcast #165 - Wurst Episode Ever

AudioShocker Podcast

Grammys, Poison Ivy, Neal saw a sneak peak of The Adjustment Bureau, Tangled, Lady Gaga's Born This Way (live on the Grammys... in an egg), Neal bores everyone with SNL talk, and Lake Consequence is a Skinemax classic.

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Project Basement Spotlight - Super Haters

It's time for a super-duper Project Basement with:

Destruct-O-Tron by Andrew Kilian and Nick Marino

Destruct-O-Tron by Andrew Kilian and Nick Marino

2009 YDS Award winner Andrew Kilian surprised me a couple months ago with this mind-blowingly awesome (and sexy) Super Haters sketch.

I took a shot at coloring it and VOILA! The result is the sweet art you see above. You can also check out Andrew's original Destruct-O-Tron pencils, and see a side-by-side comparison of the penciled version and colored version

But wait... there's more!

Super Haters by Andrew Kilian and Nick Marino

Andrew also surprised me with this shockingly sultry sketch of Destruct-O-Tron and Mind's Eye getting grabby. Just like before, you can see his pencils, and a side-by-side comparison of the pencils and colors.

BUT WAIT... THERE'S STILL MORE!

Mind's Eye by Shawn Atkins

Mind's Eye by Shawn Atkins

The incredible penciler of Time Log and creator of a googolplex of other comics -- Shawn Atkins -- did this kickass Mind's Eye pin up late last summer. Though I already posted it here on the blog last October, I think it's VERY worth reposting!!! And I love purple-to-pink fades, so Shawn's color scheme is really working for me.

Speaking of Shawn and his wickedly creative mind, that leads us to...

NEXT WEEK: Project Basement Spotlight on Pepper Jones, Adventure Scientist!!!

(Never heard of her before? That's because Pepper and her world are the subject of a brand-spanking-new comic by Shawn and I. Get a sneak peak next week on the PB Spotlight!!!)

Culturology #84 - My stang dois storkyn

Last week's column got me thinking, since clearly neither The Frank Sanchez Band nor AxCx was first responsible for shouting "fuck yeah!" in song, who had done it first? I didn't find out the answer, but I did find the first-ever printing of the word "fuck" in English arts & letters! It was by the 15th Century Scottish poet, William Dunbar, in his (bawdy Scottish) poem known as either "A Brash of Wowing" or "A Secret Place." You can read it here.

The glorious stanza is this one:

His bony beird wes kemmit and croppit,
Bot all with cale it wes bedroppit,
And he wes townysche, peirt, and gukit.
He clappit fast, he kist and chukkit
As with the glaikis he wer ouirgane.
Yit be his feirris he wald have fukkit -
"Ye brek my hart, my bony ane."

Pretty evocative. Fuck Yeah! There's another classic stanza in there was well, in the history of racy verses:

Quod he: "My kid, my capirculyoun,
My bony baib with the ruch brylyoun,
My tendir gyrle, my wallie gowdye,
My tyrlie myrlie, my crowdie mowdie,
Quhone that oure mouthis dois meit at ane,
My stang dois storkyn with your towdie:
Ye brek my hairt, my bony ane."

According to his Wikipedia entry, Dunbar is also a forefather of printing the word "cunt" as well, but I really think that both "tyrlie myrlie" and "crowdie mowdie" (especially the latter) are better.

X-Men: First Class Movie Trailer (w/ Screen Caps!)

To compliment our Epic X-Men TV Review Endurance Marathon Extravaganza podcast series, I figure I'll toss the (first) X-Men: First Class movie trailer up here so we can find reasons to laugh at it.

Speaking of laughing at it, here are some choice screen caps from the trailer (click on them for hi-res versions):

X-Men: First Class - Cerebro

CEREBRO! Nice face, Xavier. And where the fuck is he? It looks like a mad scientist's laboratory or something. Also, FYI, most machinery does NOT glow orange. Just sayin'.

X-Men: First Class - Angel Salvadore

Hey, Ross! Look!!! That's gotta be Angel Salvadore in that picture, right? WAITAMINUTE... why is she topless? And is that Xavier and Magneto poppin' a bottle in the background? ARE THEY AT A STRIP CLUB?

X-Men: First Class - Mystique

What's that, Mystique? You want me to come to bed? Oh, baby, you know how I like 'em -- blue and spikey.

X-Men: First Class - Beast

Yes, Beast. I said blue and spiky. I guess it's your lucky day.

Time Log #26 + Caption Contest!!!

FutureNixon ripped off FuturePete's metal arm (which contains a packed-with-time-traveling-power unicorn horn) and BEE-ZOOOP'd into the past to do whatever evil stuff a cybernetically-enhanced Richard Nixon likes to do.

But wait... how did Nixon even know about the unicorn horn in first place??? He got secret inside intel from FutureSlavePaige a.k.a. the time traitor!!! And now, with FutureShawn and FuturePete in shock, the FutureNazis are ready to set their devious plan in motion...

Time Log #26

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It's finally here!!! The contest you've all been waiting for!

As we mentioned last week* this contest is gonna send you straight to your think tank to come up with clever and witty entries as you fight for the top spot!

The rules are easy:

1. Read Time Log #26

2. When you get to the last panel, come up with some snappy dialogue for the metal legs FutureNazi and FuturePete.

3. Submit said snappy dialogue in the comments section of this blog post.

4. Rinse and repeat.

The winner of the Caption Contest will receive a FREE copy of The New Time Log (1 of 3) mailed directly to your door! It's a deluxe collection of strips #0-17 in lavish color and printed on silky, deluxxxe quality paper!!! Also, I'll toss a special surprise into the winner's envelope.

* WHAT? You don't remember the contest announcement? Well, that's your fault, not ours. Whatever the deal is, we DID NOT just come up with this contest on the fly because we can't figure out what we want the characters to say in the last panel. And we didn't just invent the contest this morning while staring blankly at the near-finished comic. If you don't remember the contest announcement from last week, that's all on you, man. ALL ON YOU.

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A Podcast with Ross and Nick #88 - The Year 4000

A Podcast with Ross and Nick

Epic X-Men TV Review Endurance Marathon Extravaganza #20! X-Men ( Season 2, Episode 20 ): Did Storm make a funny? Ross screen caps. Cable's bad animated continuity. The computer cube. War Machine made a cameo and Nick missed it!!! And Ross likes sexy Colossus.

The James Hong Marathong reaches it's worst week yet!!! Wayne's World 2 is dumb... but is it more sexist than South Beach Academy?

War Machine in X-Men!!!

NEXT: X-Men ( Season 2, Episode 21 ), Breakout, and G2: Mortal Conquest.

AudioShocker Podcast #164 - Almost LIVE!

AudioShocker Podcast

Special K with Red Berries. Neal and football texts. Man, Woman, and the Wall.

Then -- because we're recording this episode the very morning it goes up -- we go through and read people's most recent Facebook updates!!! We find out that Ross has dance party plans, Kelly's still linking her tweets to Facebook, Shawn shaved, Byron has expensive hobbies, and Kenny has a new website.

Rhianna's S&M video and Neal's rules for what should and should not be in music videos.

Sequential Underground #9 - Digital Diversity

Sequential Underground

The podcast by indie comics creators for indie comics creators gets topical.

Eric Powell's redacted Diversity video inspires us to talk about genre and the comic book marketplace. Is it the rape/prostitution scene that caused Eric to take the video down? Is Eric Powell an accomplished quiche maker? And what about Steve Niles?

Then we get into a discussion of comics as a medium vs. comic books, and how the definition of a comics marketplace differs depending on your interpretation. And then we end up on a digital tangent that turns into a whole other topic. AND after the end theme, Shawn goes on a rant.

BONUS: The sporadic, gentle peeing noise in the background on Dan side's of the conversation!