Monthly Archive for January, 2011

Project Basement v2 Master List

The mission statement for Project Basement volume 2 retained everything that was a part of Project Basement volume 1, but it added a twist: sketch one of your least favorites and then tell everybody why you hate that character.

Project Basement volume 2

Now that's not to say ALL of the PB v2 submissions were drawn with disdain -- some artists sketched their favorite characters, while others were indifferent to their subject matter. That's why I've added an *** after certain links to let you know which sketches were fueled by hate!!!

Up next is Project Basement volume 3, where the theme is Costumes and Powers. I'm asking artists to draw a costume that fascinates them, a superpower that intrigues them, or both!

If you're interested in contributing to future volumes of Project Basement, you can email me at nick (at) audioshocker (dot) com for more information.

Project Basement - Wayne Wise vs. Chris Maverick!!!

Project Basement takes the fight to the mat with two awesome sketches by two different artists!!!

Okay, the that's a lie... Chris and Wayne aren't really fighting. I just thought "Wayne Wise vs. Chris Maverick" sounded sexier than "A Sketch by Wayne Wise and a Sketch by Chris Maverick." Anyway, let's get to the art!

Fixer by Wayne Wise

Fixer by Wayne Wise

So this is a quick sketch/doodle I did of the Fixer. Not a character I hate, or love particularly. He was one of the long time Marvel villains that Kurt Busiek used in Thunderbolts and is pretty representative of the book at that time. Here was a character with a 30-plus year history that we really knew nothing about. He was a pretty generic villain. Kurt gave him a personality and made him interesting.

Unlike Songbird or Mach 5, both of whom became genuinely heroic over the course of the series, the Fixer was never really redeemed. I like the take on him, which Nicieza expounded upon after Busiek left the book, that Norbert (the Fixer) really likes the challenge of fixing things and solving problems. He is morally grey and his attention can be focused on solving problems for the good guys as well as the bad. He doesn't need redemption so much as redirection.

Not sure why I sketched him. He's not playing a huge role in the new Thunderbolts, but he is there, and I kind of like this iteration of his costume.

Cloak and Dagger by Chris Maverick

Cloak and Dagger by Chris Maverick

Ok, so characters you love and characters you hate. Cloak and Dagger fits both of those bills for me. I love the concept of Cloak and Dagger. The costumes are simple and elegant, and while mired in the 80s, stylistically, their look is immediately indicative of their abilities and the concept. The idea behind the base premise is classic. One character that epitomizes light, and all that is good in the world. The other, the essence of darkness and evil, and yet the two are forever tied together. Linked to each other in total dependence.

On top of that, we eventually discover that their powers aren't correct, the process that gave them their abilities mutated and corrupted them. Cloak was intended to be a being of light, while Dagger should have been possessed by darkness, thus showing us the readers that both light and darkness are forever linked. Opposite sides of the same coin. This is the stuff of Shakespearean drama. The metaphoric possibilities are endless.

But what went wrong? Well, everything! As perfect and pure an idea as Cloak and Dagger are on paper, in execution they were flawed from the very start. For one, the co-dependence wasn't bilateral. Despite the way the story was pushed, and while Cloak's abilities make him completely addicted to Dagger's "light", she's not actually dependent on him at all, at least not in any physical way, and while in classic storytelling, emotional dependence could be all the stronger, in order to really make the characters equals the physical dependence needed to be there to push the metaphor.

On top of that, the heroes were the victims of something that can ruin any comic book character. Bad storytelling. Since they were a bit too high concept to ever really take off with the mainstream right away, Marvel resorted to marketing trickery and ruined them even further. From pairing them with Dr. Strange, who also wasn't lighting the world on fire at the time, to revamping their entire concept to make them "mutants" just so they could pretend they were somehow linked in with the X-books line, despite the fact that it was a complete retcon of their origin and that retcon didn't even make sense in relation to itself. As a result, the X-book characters never acknowledged Cloak and Daggers mutantcy at all and Cloak and Dagger barely ever referenced it themselves, instead floating from one bad storyline in a soon-to-be cancelled title to another bad storyline in a new soon-to-be cancelled title.

So there you have it. A story far too common in comics. A brilliant idea ruined by mediocre writing and poor editorial control. They might as well have been the Spider-Man clone saga. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

And that, my friends, is a wrap -- the end of Project Basement vol 2!!! I want to send out a ginormous THX to everyone that contributed. Whether the art was made out of hate or out of love... I LOVED IT ALL!

Project Basement vol 3 is up next, and it's gonna be the best one yet! We've got a brand new theme -- Costumes and Powers -- which means you're going to be treated to some awesome character designs and capabilities over the next few months.

BUT FIRST... while I build up a backlog of PB v3 artwork, Project Basement is going to take a three week detour with a special "Spotlight" series, featuring some awesome pinups and fan art from Time Log, Super Haters, and (the upcoming) Pepper Jones: Adventure Scientist.

NEXT WEEK: Project Basement Spotlight on Time Log featuring Aimee Cummings!!!

Son of the Top 9 Most Underrated Comedy Movies!!!

Underrated Comedies - Gentlemen Broncos, Midgets vs. Mascots

A year and a half ago, I did a list called The Top 9 Most Underrated Comedy Movies of the Past Few Years. Here now is my return to that theme... my updated list of the Top 9 most underrated comedies of the past few years!

9. Finishing the Game. I love 70s movies. I love Bruce Lee. And thus I loved liked this movie. It didn't blow my mind or make me piss myself, but it was an entertaining mockumentary that rewarded me for being a Bruce Lee fan. Plus, it was a good Hollywood satire. [Buy it now: Finishing the Game on Amazon]

8. The Slammin' Salmon. Wait... this went direct-to-video but Club Dread was in theaters? THAT'S A CRIME! Similar to Finishing the Game, this wasn't super laugh out loud funny, but it had a lot of chuckles and it certainly kept my attention. It's like Waiting... but better. [Buy it now: The Slammin' Salmon on Amazon]

7. The Brothers Solomon. Truly stupid. It's hard to watch this and not cringe at the ignorance of the characters, the concept, and the humor. But there're some surprisingly hilarious and unexpected jokes that come out of left field and slap the funny in your face. [Buy it now: The Brothers Solomon on Amazon]

6. Midgets vs. Mascots. DISCLAIMER: Not for everyone! It's racist, sexist, homophobic... and so on. It's a parody, so it's not all those things in a serious way. But it'll offend you. Me, on the other hand, I think the shart scene is the greatest achievement in modern cinema. [Buy it now: Midgets vs. Mascots on Amazon]

5. I Love You Phillip Morris. Part of me wants to swap this movie out for Dance Flick and leave it off the list... BUT I left it on here because it's criminally underrated. I haven't heard any talk or buzz about it! It's funny and emotional, and it sticks with you. [Buy it now: I Love You Phillip Morris on Amazon]

4. Death at a Funeral. (The American remake, that is.) I heard bad reviews. I assumed it was Martin and Chris Rock's The Expendables. I was wrong. It's a fantastic screwball comedy along the lines of Dinner for Schmucks (another underrated comedy, natch). [Buy it now: Death at a Funeral on Amazon]

3. The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard. Wow. I should have expected no less from Neal Brennan. I mean, this was shockingly funny. Stupid, yes. But incredibly funny. One of those "choke on my own laughter" kinds of funny. DISCLAIMER: It's very ignorant!!! [Buy it now: The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard on Amazon]

2. Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (Extended Cut). The extended cut is looong, but it's fantastically funny. I mean, it's better to the point where I wouldn't recommend watching the non-extended cut. Bonus: this movie has lots of quotable moments. And penis. [Buy it now: Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story on Amazon]

1. Gentlemen Broncos. This choice is odd for me considering how often I favor in-your-face joke delivery. But I love this film up and down. It's probably the most underrated AND funniest thing on this list. It's insane, quotable, and warrants multiple viewings. [Buy it now: Gentlemen Broncos on Amazon]

More:
- See this same list of underrated comedies on our AudioShocker Amazon aStore
- The Top 9 Most Overrated Comedy Movies of the Past Few Years

Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is better. 3 X 3 = Awesome. Now that’s what I call math.

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Sequential Underground #8 - Webcomics and Static

Sequential Underground

The podcast by indie comics creators for indie comics creators gets fuzzy.

WEBCOMICS DISCUSSION! Also: static and confusion. That's why we call it "Fun" with a capital "F"!!!

Look, we're not webcomics experts, but we read a few and make our own -- Explorers of the Unknown by Shawn and Seth, and Super Haters by Nick (that's me) -- and that's what we're talking about in this episode.

Tell us your favorite webcomics in the comments!!! If you don't leave any comments, then the next episode will just be nails on a chalkboard for 25 minutes, only we'll trick you into listening to it by giving it a really nice description.

Time Log #24

FutureShawn has finished the scintillating story of PastPete/FuturePete's run-in with the super-intelligent, ultra-violent time cops known as... UNICORNS! As we learned last week, in the process of becoming FuturePete, PastPete was severely mutated by a severed unicorn horn. And now, with her ominous tale completed, our storyteller must return to her dystopic future.

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This installment of Time Log is going up a few hours later than usual, but with good reason! Let me tell you a story...

Yesterday morning, Justique decided to get started on today's colors. We own two laptops, one of which is an older Gateway Ma7, and it's got all of my art on it. It's not outdated by any means, but it's not that new either.

The laptop has a few a issues. The most notable of these issues is that it's essentially a desktop PC because the battery doesn't hold charge.

Justique was working on the bed, with the laptop pretty close to the edge. When she moved back to stretch a little, the computer slipped and whacked the floor. Everything seemed okay, but it turned out that the power cord bent just enough to snap a piece of conducting metal from the tip of the charger! NOOOO!!!

In crisis, we ran around Pittsburgh trying to find a universal charger that would work for the computer. I tested out a bunch of brands at Best Buy, and even one over at Office Max. Rocketfish, iGo, Kensington, Targus... none of them worked.

Defeated, I returned home and decided that Time Log #24 would just have to wait until I got a new charger in the mail. So I searched around Amazon until I found a genuine 65W Gateway charger that seemed legit.

My next step was to figure out if I wanted expedited shipping on the order. I took a peak at the location it was shipping from and oddly enough... it was Pennsylvania! I Googled the name of the seller to see just how far they were from me, and it turns out they're only a few miles outside of Pittsburgh in the town of Carnegie.

By this point, it was 4 PM -- just early enough to battle through rush hour traffic to make it to the seller before they closed shop for the day. I got there just in time and they had the EXACT charger I needed.

So I wanna send out a HUGE thx to CDS Micro Systems for coming through in a pinch. CDS, this installment of Time Log is dedicated to you!!!

A Podcast with Ross and Nick #86 - Tame

A Podcast with Ross and Nick

EXTREME #18! X-Men ( Season 2, Episode 18 ): Nick wants you to like Super Haters on Facebook, Wolverine's origin was tame, Len Wein wrote this episode, Ross hates Alpha Flight, Wolvie's costume, why is he back in Canada?, silly Heather Hudson, the never-ending Savage Land subplot, and why does Vertigo look like Storm?

More James Hong Marathong!!! Tango and Cash -- Ross likes it and how it's macho but not, Nick doesn't like it but he likes Robert Z'Dar's chin. And Caged Fury is pretty ridiculous... James is good, though!

NEXT: X-Men ( Season 2, Episode 19 ), Shadowzone, and Talons of the Eagle.

Technical Sequential Difficulties in the Underground

Sooooo... today was supposed to be the day for the latest episode of Sequential Underground. But we had some technical difficulties.

In fact, we've been in the same situation before at the AudioShocker -- specifically, with The AudioShocker Podcast #146 and A Podcast with Ross and Nick #55.

See, I use a free program called Call Graph to record our Skype conversations. And it's a great little program, especially considering the cost ($0!!!). But every once in a while, it only records my half of the conversation and doesn't pick up everybody else.

Normally, I'd catch this problem after the show. But I forgot to check the audio file from last week's Sequential Underground recording session until I was ready to edit it this morning... and that's when I discovered that the recording was incomplete.

We're planning to record again this Thursday, and since Pete's abandoned Culturology to focus on his studies in the field of actual Urology, I'll probably be posting the next episode of Sequential Underground this upcoming Friday.

See you then!

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Project Basement - Christian Bale Movie Batman by Nick Marino

Project Basement gets real with:

Christian Bale Movie Batman by Nick Marino

Christian Bale Movie Batman by Nick Marino

I've known what I wanted to draw for PB v2 pretty much since I came up with the idea for this series... but drawing it was a struggle.

I guess that's ironic considering the very raw sketch you see here. But, the thing is, what you see above wasn't intended to be my sketch... this was.

I wanted to draw Daredevil congratulating Bale's Batman. I dislike Daredevil because I think he's the whiny root of his own problems. But I dislike Christian Bale movie Batman even more because of his contrite, faux-real presentation. I hate his stupid gruff voice, his ridiculous costume, and how he represents everything that annoys me about modern "realistic" fantasy films.

I grew up loving the Batman TV show with Adam West. I understand if that's not your thing... but it's mine. I thought Burton and Keaton struck a nice balance between gruff and goofy with their two films, and I think that Nolan and Bale have scoffed at those interpretations, instead opting for a masturbatory fanboy "Oh if Batman was real he'd be just like this!"

What you see here was only a practice sketch of movie Batman, but I like it so much that I've decided to make it my submission.

NEXT: Hate is over!!! Wayne Wise and Chris Maverick deliver dueling sketches as PB v2 comes to a close.

Time Log #23

FutureShawn wraps up her extended FuturePete flashback! Last we saw, FuturePete had been presented a severed unicorn horn by the none other than the unicorns themselves!!! But before our wayward time traveler could figure out what was going on, he was whisked away into the Time Vortex:

Time Log #23

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I miss the unicorns already.

As you read this, The New Time Log (1 of 3) is off to the printers! (Or something like that...) So I figure now's as good a time as any to give you a sneak peak at the FINAL lettered version of the cover. Click on the image to see it in greater detail!!!

Anyway, how did you enjoy FutureShawn's massive flashback? Let us know!!! (And if you say you hated it, just so you know, I'll probably cry... so disparage it at your own risk.)

EDIT: Pete graciously reminded me through email that I forgot to post the inside back cover drawing that he did of me. SORRY, PETE! Anyway, here's that drawing:

NEXT WEEK: Not flashback.

A Podcast with Ross and Nick #85 - Omegathong

A Podcast with Ross and Nick

EXTREME #17! X-Men ( Season 2, Episode 17 ): We run down Ross' awesome screen caps from this episode, including Wolverine and Omega Red dancing as well as Storm's fucked up eyes. Jubilee's powers are inconsistent... AGAIN. Who is Darkstar? What is the Darkforce dimension? Who cares? Illyana is stupid.

James Hong Marathong continues!!! James was good in Missing in Action. He's awesome in Big Trouble in Little China but still playing Asian-focused roles (did he have an option?). And James was the best part of Revenge of the Nerds 2.

NEXT: X-Men ( Season 2, Episode 18 )... plus more James Hong with Tango and Cash AND Caged Fury.

PLUS... after the end theme... it's our Garbage Pail Kids Context Announcement!!! Francisco takes home the grand prize (The Minority DVD) for his incredible rendition (see above) of creepy ol' Dodger inside of Tangerine's duffle bag.