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The podcast by indie comics creators for indie comics creators gets papered.
PRINTING!!! Dan talks about going from office printers to Ka-Blam (and he likes them), Shawn used comiXpress for his 2010 books and liked them cause they take PDFs, Shawn talks about copying his own minicomics (via Kinkos, etc.), Nick started printing with zines in his high school years and then moved onto comics (guerrilla comics printing!), printing locally, going digital, and Nick explains his wholesale flash drive nightmare.
Shawn Atkins returns with this hate-inspired sketch! He's no newb to the AudioShocker ( see Time Log) or Project Basement (see here and here), but this is his first PB v2 submission:
Rick Jones is a professional douchebag. He fucked over the Hulk -- here he is in his jalopy in 1963 with his harmonica. On a testing site? C'mon, didn't you see the sign? And who helps hims? Bruce Banner -- he fucked over Bruce Banner.
He fucked over Captain America -- he tried to be Bucky. And Cap's like "No, that's tied to my past. That's my bro!" And Rick's like "C'mon get off your hang up... I wanna be Bucky!"
I never read Captain Marvel, so I dunno what he's done to him... he might have vindicated himself, but I have no idea. I just know he's a professional douchebag.
You know something is wrong when Pete is on the verge of having more posts than I do. And I wish I had a real excuse other than "school work" or "job hunt" or whatever, but I don't. Instead, how about we discuss book trailers?
First an example:
That's a big budget example, while this one was cheaper. These bad jackson's are becoming increasingly popular with entire sites devoted to aggregating/curating them (i.e. Book Screening)
Book ads aren't new - but book ads that are even remotely engaging are. The two most common formats I am aware of are the wan single column ads in the New Yorker and the kitschy urban thriller ads on the subway. Both are terrible and I can't remember the name of a single title or author that advertises this way.
Book trailers are a cute gimmick for YA - but the last thing I want to see is a trailer for Dan Brown's newest rag. And do adults really need to be wheedled into reading via video? I know selling books is tough and attention spans are short, but is compressing a book down to a 60 second trailer really the approach we want to take with readers? Books, even e-books, are not impulse buys. Are independent authors and academic presses going to have to start producing these things in hopes of getting titles picked up by majors? Will a Publisher's Weekly starred review still have any cachet? And how do librarians feel about this? Any residual value that librarians add, (at this point mostly recommendations to curious readers), is cut off at the knees by flashy videos.
I blame social media for this. At some point in the last 3 years, agencies and marketers decided that earning exposure without spending a dime on promotion was the ultimate goal. That is incredibly risky and stupid, especially since agencies rely heavily on media commissions. Retainers and other compensation structures may be changing this slowly, but by and large media commissions pay the bills.
But I can understand why it is so appealing to publishers. Even the major houses have extremely limited marketing budgets. I asked a sales rep this summer about book ads and he basically said that publishers can't come up with the scratch to do big ad campaigns, even digital/mobile campaigns which are typically much cheaper print. I find this all rather puzzling. Publishers are willing to use their scarce resources to create these risky trailers - but not to promote them. Considering how quickly poor week 1 sales will get a book pulled off the shelf, marketing really is the name of the game. You can't rely on social/viral media - you have to use it to augment your media strategy. And without an integrated conversion/preorder/sale option, these trailers may never lead to a sale.
There is so much cool/ interactive stuff you could do with book ads, but no one seems to care. How about an ad unit that expands, pushes the page content over to the side (these already exist), and allows you to read a chapter from the book? It could have direct links within the unit to purchase the book and continue reading, download directly to your e-reader, or order the physical copy? Or why not have an ad that shows you where the closest library or author signing is using IP geo-location? A lot of this stuff is already available, but the majors are content to ignore what's right in front of them.
If anyone has a good counter example, I'd love to see it. Things change everyday afterall.
END OF ACT ONE!!! This strip is a bit of a digression... a stylistic representation of events, if you will. It follows hot on the heels of last week's conversation, wherein FuturePete told FutureShawn his intent to make things "easier" for everyone. But wait... this looks more "difficult" to me!
If only "FuturePete" was a playable game... I'D PLAY THE $H!T OUT OF IT!!!
Now I'd like to take a moment out of our regularly scheduled rambling to ask something of all AudioShocker readers out there -- Time Log's penciler, Shawn Atkins, is a contestant in a Talenthouse comics contest. The winner of the contest gets published by Graphicly and mentored by artist Jim Mahfood. That's a pretty sweet deal!!!
GO VOTE FOR SHAWN NOW! You can vote through your Facebook account or via text message. I recommend you do both!!! Today's the last day for for the first round of voting, so don't wait.
P.S. Also, don't forget to hit up the new SuperHaters.com and relive the classic AudioShocker webcomics memories!!
The Super Haters have moved! You can visit Destruct-O-Tron and Mind's Eye over at the new SuperHaters.com.
If that stunning screen shot didn't persuade you, then maybe this will -- the Super Haters are going daily!!! Starting with their original 64-strip run that was posted here on the AudioShocker, the Haters will be bickering seven days a week for your enjoyment.
Still not convinced? Okay, it gets better -- brand new Super Haters comics debut on Groundhog's Day 2011!!! And, to top it off, Justique will be joining me as the new head writer!
So pls pop by SuperHaters.com and leave some comments. SEE YOU THERE!!
EXTREME #10! X-Men ( Season 1, Episode 10 ): Kaylie in the house, Ross likes tornadoes, Justique likes Jean Grey's fall, bad dialogue, Rogue's disappearing boobs, bad haircuts, Pestilence goes commando, Storm's dumb voice, and Apocalypse's powers. And X-Men Simpsons.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978): Justique's mini review, Nick hates it, Kelly loves it*, Kaylie loves it*, Ross loves it*, (*they're all wrong,) mutual suffering, Sherlock: Undercover Dog, and the banjo human-faced dog.
BUT WAIT!!! CONTEST ANNOUNCEMENT! Win your own copy of The Minority DVD**!!! (**See #78 for review.) Watch The Garbage Pail Kids Movie and draw your favorite Garbage Pail Kid!!! Email it to nickmarino at gmail dot com! We'll select our favorite drawing and announce the winner in episode #82.
Help support the AudioShocker! If you're planning on picking up some DVDs or mp3s or anything else from Amazon.com, pls consider using our Amazon aStore!!! Basically, you click on the links in our store and we get a tiny percentage of the purchase price.
To help make it easy for you, I've created a list of all the tantalizing media we talked about in November. From Black Belt Jones to Cherry 2000 to Arrested Development (band AND show), we covered a lot of ground. Check out what we talked about and, if you decide to buy any of it, use our links to get you to the checkout!
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