Monthly Archive for December, 2010

2010 YOU DON'T SUCK Awards = accepting nominations

That's right!!! The 3rd annual YOU DON'T SUCK Awards are on! It's the end of December, and that means it's time for you to let us know your favorites from 2010.

Categories this year include:

  • Comics [webcomics count too, people!]
  • Movies
  • Music
  • TV
  • Books
  • And the newcomer darkhorse category... Tea!

So tell what you watched, listened to, read, and drank this year that rocked your world. We'll be accepting nominations for the next few weeks, and then we'll announce the winners of the 2010 YOU DON'T SUCK Awards via podcast in late January / early February.

Oh, BTW, here are 2009's YDS winners and 2009's nominations, and here are the 2008 YDS winners.

GO AHEAD AND START NOMINATING HERE IN THE COMMENTS! The nominations are already going strong in the comments to AudioShocker Podcast #162, so check them out and then toss out your own.

The AudioShocker is on vacation!!!

I hate to say it, but for the first time in a LOOOONG time we're going to take a couple weeks off here at the AudioShocker.

Neal is traveling in India and Australia, and that's gonna put the AudioShocker Podcast on hold until we find a good time to hook up over Skype.

As for A Podcast with Ross and Nick (and Justique and Kelly and Kaylie), we'll be taking this week off (if not next week too). Ross is busy, and Justique and I are spending time with family. That all goes without saying that Kelly has handed in her official AudioShocker resignation because she's a busy lady making lots of moves!

Sequential Underground will probably be a week late as well... while I can't speak for Dan or Shawn, I know my upcoming week will make it tough to record. So I think it's best to put this show on pause until things get back to normal.

And -- even though I really don't want to do it -- Time Log will take a week off too. Pete requested a skip week... and as editor I'm inclined to say "NO!" to any request like that. But I think it's only fair to give him another week to finish up the latest scripts if I'm letting the podcasts take the week off.

Truth be told, we've only missed a couple of weeks since we launched the AudioShocker back in September 2007. In fact, I think each major podcast has only missed one week a piece -- that's pretty damn good if you ask me!!!

Anyway, you can safely expect the next week or so to be pretty quiet here at the AudioShocker. I'll even skip Project Basement next Sunday just to keep things consistent ;)

So to all the people that listen to our shows and read our comics and comment on our posts: THANK YOU. We'll back soon, making podcasts and webcomics better than ever in 2011!!!

Project Basement - Magik by Chris Maverick

Project Basement celebrates Boxing Day with another hate ceasefire, featuring:

Magik by Chris Maverick

Magik by Chris Maverick

Mav returns with his second (here's his first) PB v2 contribution! BTW, check out his webcomic, Cosmic Hellcats.

Since I drew Cable as a character I hated I wanted to also do a character I loved. And that's why I picked Magik.

The character of Illyana Rasputin worked for me on several levels. To me, she represented much of what I loved about comics in general and Marvel comics in specific. While she was blessed with fantastic powers, she was ultimately a character that I, as a teenager at the time, could relate to. In the pages of the New Mutants, Chris Claremont presented her as a teenager with every day problems while also having the additional burden of her superhero life. In addition, beyond the standard problems plaguing her New Mutant compatriots, she had the additional difficulties of being the girl ruler of the realm of Limbo.

Being a demon was a perfect allegory for the teen experience. Even among mutants, natural outcasts, Illyana felt like she was an outcast herself. She had greater responsibilities and she had a plethora of issues.

Even more fascinating is the manner in which she was woven into the shared universe. While Cable was simply dropped in as a massive retcon, Magik was a character that had been around since the induction of Colossus years earlier. When she was aged and given powers in her limited series, she already had a natural backstory, and none of this was contradicted when it was decided to give her powers and make her a member of the team. She was in many ways the perfect example of how to write to enrich a shared history rather than blatantly disregarding it.

As a character design, she was quite innovative, at least at the time. Like all the New Mutants, she wore a variant of the original X-Men training uniform, however she was a very early example of how to customize the concept without destroying it. Something very popular in uniform design of team characters today and something that makes sense in real life. If you look at any uniformed group from prep school students to military operations (both of which one could argue the X-Organization is), you'll see that in real life individuality is maintained by very subtle modifications of the core uniform. The nature of Magik's powers gave her a natural modification of the uniform in this manner while maintaining the base look. It worked on multiple levels.

Plus she's just so fun to draw.

NEXT: Hate is back!!! Plastic Man by Byron Winton!

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Around the World in 37 Days

As you probably know, I'm currently in Terminal 4 at JFK, waiting to board my flight to Delhi. After two weeks in the motherland, I'll be off to Australia, returning sometime around the 29th of January. Hopefully I'll come back alive and without Herpes. If not, well, Nick/Pete/Justique/Ross/Kelly will still be around. PEACE!

Time Log #20

FutureShawn has journeyed to the present to tell the crew the rest of PastPete's backstory!!! FutureShawn's tale picks up immediately after PastPete's last appearance in Time Log #9.

Time Log #20

PREVIOUS NOW NEXT
Time Log #19 Time Log #20
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Time Log #21
New to Time Log? Start from the beginning with #0!

YEESSS!!!! The day has finally arrived -- the day of the unicorns! It's been nearly four months since we launched this webcomic, and I've been dying to get to the unicorns since day one.

Suffice to say, there are tons more surprises coming your way here in Time Log. Truthfully, we've barely even scratched the surface (wait till you see the doozy we have planned for the end of ACT II).

But the unicorns will always hold a special place in my heart, no matter how many twisted plot twists we throw your way.

NEXT WEEK: MORE UNICORNS!

A Podcast with Kelly #82 - Ross vs. Nick

A Podcast with Ross and Nick

EXTREME #13. X-Men ( Season 1, Episode 13 ): Season 1 is done! Our favorite dumb episode moments, Nick thinks the plot is stupid, Kelly sorta likes it (as usual), and Ross continues to hate Storm.

American Psycho 2! A sequel that makes no sense! Thus Ross doesn't get it, Nick likes it, and Kelly didn't watch it. NEXT: X-Men ( Season 2, Episode 14 ) and Millennium.

CONTEST UPDATE! Oh crap!!! We forgot to announce the winner and talk about it (hint: we only got one submission so you know who you are). Winner announced next episode (FOR REAL THIS TIME!!!).

AudioShocker Podcast #162 - Magical Creatures

AudioShocker Podcast

Neal blabs about his journey to a dyn-o-mite wedding, we announce the 2010 YOU DON'T SUCK Awards (and talk about the 2009 YDS Awards), Neal went to Target and he bought a Kindle (and synced up Time Log), give Neal your book recommendations (including classics!), Boarding Gate, On the Edge, Dolls, The Machine Girl is awesome, Neal is going to India and Australia, and ETwo.

So, yeah, put your nominations for the 2010 YDS Awards in the comments below (and an actual YDS post is coming soon)!!! Categories are: Movies, Music, TV, Comics, Books, and Tea.

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Sequential Underground #6 - Online Money

Sequential Underground

The podcast by indie comics creators for indie comics creators talks $$$.

Special guests Chad Cicconi and Shawn Gabborin from Action Lab Entertainment join Dan, Shawn, and Nick! They discuss financing their new project, Fracture, through Kickstarter. Making money through online monetization is tough unless you have mega hits! Shawn likes MySpace and Friendster. Wait... no, he likes other social media sites.

Then we talk about our websites! Dan hosts Blue Wraith on Drunk Duck (but he's ready to move on), original recipe Shawn's been using Drunk Duck but he's slowly transferring to his blog, Shawn Gabborin uses his Angry Gnome Comics collaborators to grow audience, Chad uses the standard stuff (his own art blog, etc.), and Nick feels fractured with his online presence.

NOTE: We're running five peeps on Skype, so the quality might get scratchy here and there!!! SORRY!

Project Basement - Grendel by Wayne Wise

Project Basement spends the holiday season spreading LOVE (not HATE) with:

Grendel by Wayne Wise

Grendel by Wayne Wise

The wise one is back!

No hate here. I love Grendel. I picked up the first black and white issue of this when it first came out, and in spite of Matt Wagner's limitations as a draftsman at the time, his sense of design and storytelling simply blew me away.

I love the simplicity of this design. It's slick and practical. The little harlequin nose is the single most important piece of it. It adds a sense of whimsy to the character that makes him even creepier. This perfectly reflected his personality as well. In the first issue Grendel recites nonsense poetry from Alice in Wonderland while executing a roomful of crime lords. Darkly funny.

Wagner's other work, Mage, is closer to my heart than Grendel, and Mirth, the actual Mage from that series is in my top 10 favorite characters list. But because of the design I'm pretty sure I've drawn Grendel more often.

Next week, take another break from hate with Magik by Chris Maverick!

Culturology #82 - Funny, Not Funny, Funny Again

In the spirit of Nick posting Time Log many hours late yesterday, I'd like to go ahead and sneak a Culturology out, here, ten minutes before the end of the work day (having just managed to hit an important deadline in my non-Audioshocker work). So... one thing that seems worth mentioning is that It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, which was America's funniest television show back during its third season, but then drooped mightily in seasons four and five, really picked it up again this year with episodes packed wall-to-wall with crack-me-ups. The show is mean-spirited enough that it laps back around to just being funny without me feeling concerned about its mean-spiritedness (like I think it did in seasons 4 and 5; had me concerned, that is).

It's nice when a TV show that used to be funny and then stopped being funny gets funny again. So it has me thinking of other times when that's happened. I'd say South Park pulled off a similar trick, since it was quite funny when it first came out, but then got pretty old pretty fast--by the middle of the second season, in terms of the whole foul-mouthed 3rd-graders things. But then, in season five, the Towelie episode came out, which was hilarious, and got me to watch South Park again for a while, until it got old again. But since the Towelie episode, the show has consistently had some great episodes every season, and plenty of chunky ones. The last great peak, though, was across seasons nine and ten, between the "Trapped in the Closet" episode and "Cartoon Wars" (the latter of which finally and ultimately won me over to the South Park cause).

Sadly, The Simpsons never had a similar surge. I realize that some people have thought that The Simpsons are funny during the past decade of seasons, but the show has never returned to the heights of its 3rd-7th Seasons. There was some talk of a resurgence a couple of years ago, but that seemed, again, more like a decision made by over-zealous fans that are over-educated and don't like it when TV points out how mindless and lazy they are as middle-class consumers, who then decided that, damn it, The Simpsons was funny again. So that they could feel better about watching The Simpsons instead of, I don't know, voting.

What I've been wishing for a while now is that somehow those direct-to-dvd American Pie spin-off movies would suddenly become hilarious. I mean, it was a long time ago that American Pie came out, but I remember it being pretty genuinely funny. And it always seems like direct-to-dvd should have the kind of culture in the States that it has in Japan (or, more correctly, that I presume that it has in Japan, based on watching, like, three direct-to-DVD movies from Japan).

I'm still hoping there's more examples of shows that went from good to bad and then back to good again (maybe SNL counts, when one of its cast gets funny for a couple shows before sucking again?), but I'm guessing they're mostly going to come from the ranks of basic cable networks, since mostly, once I think gets old, it gets put out to pasture. On the DVD commentary track to the Simpsons episode where Sideshow Bob follows the Simpson/Thompson family to Cape Fear (or whatever it was called, is that what it was called?), the commentators point out that in that joke where Bob steps on the rakes for such a long time, there's this balance where the gag is funny for a couple takes, then stops being funny, but then, once it goes on for way too long, becomes extremely hilarious. And so maybe that's really the phenomenon here: these shows are still just hitting the same beats, and have managed to stick around long enough that the repetition of the same shit over and over again has gotten funny again.