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Project Basement - Cable by Wayne Wise

From the past, into the future, and back to the present, it's... Project Basement featuring:

Cable by Wayne Wise

Cable by Wayne Wise

If you've been following along, then you may already know that PB v2 is marked by the opportunity for artists to sketch their least favorite characters, and Wayne's got a real humdinger for you today:

I don't really hate Cable as a character. There are very few characters that truly deserve my ire. I do believe that there are no bad characters, just bad writers.

I do hate what Cable represents. I pinpoint his introduction to everything that went wrong with superhero comics in the 90's. There is no central core concept to Cable. There's simply no "there" there.

First of all, his name. Cable? What does that have to do with who he is? I think I heard someone describe it as a "Power Word" whatever that means. It doesn't describe his powers, or his function, or anything about him. Anything could be ascribed to this name. This goes back to the lack of core concept to me.

Secondly, his powers. It sounds like he was created by a six year old in a session that went something like this (to be read in a slightly breathless, child-like voice)...

Okay, okay, see... he has this robot arm, 'kay? Annndd... he's got psychic powers, and they're the best, 'cause he's Phoenix's son, only not really, and when he uses them his eye glows. Oh! Oh yeah! He's got this big scar on his other eye. Anndd... Guns! Big, big guns, just in case his most powerful psychic powers in the universe don't work and he needs to shoot somebody. Oh, and he's a mercenary from the future too.

Core concept? WTF?

And don't get me started on the costume. I'm not even going to go off on the pouches and shoulder pads and whatnot. Like the name, nothing about it says anything about the character. It was drawn differently every time it appeared. Part of that is the inconsistency of the artists, but part of it is that there were no specifically defining elements of it. Poor design.

And everything just said about Cable is true of Bishop, and Gambit and a plethora of other 90's characters. Killer Moth may have had a dumb looking costume, but at least you knew what he was supposed to be. Comics, superheroes specifically, are an iconic medium. I see very little that is iconic about this style of design or character concept. They are ciphers, not characters, which explains why they have been miserably redefined over and and over again.

No core concept.

Cable sketch by Wayne Wise

Next week, it's Jericho by Dan Greenwald!!!

Culturology #79 - Some Questions About Arena Rock

A couple weeks ago, I met a dude here in Berlin that works between here and New York City as some kind of music business professional--an agent, or a lawyer, some such thing. He's been working in the music industry for a couple decades now. So needless to say, once we got to talking, it turned into a pretty interesting conversation (and subsequently, nicely, I've seen him again since and he thanked me for the conversation, so that's good, since it was a rather lengthy argument through which we came to approximately no conclusion). But it is the first time I've ever met, let alone talked to, anyone who actually bemoans the on-going collapse of the music industry.

And though this guy is an industry insider, his claims seemed to genuinely be coming from the perspective of a lover of music. So his sadness at the democratization of music via internet-enabled music sharing and publicizing comes because this new system is not producing music that he thinks is good. Goodness, as I've discussed in the past, is an impossible thing to peg down, but it most boils down to having a justifiable rationale for believing that something is good or not. This is how, for instance, I can still respect Nick even though he likes terrible movies; generally speaking, he can say why he likes a thing, or I can more or less estimate, based on various trends I've witnessed across the past decade, why he thinks what he thinks is good.

So here's our industry insider's problem: like many people his age, he learned/decided what goodness was during the hey-day of 70s album rock, and his idea of goodness involves a band being able to sell out an arena, and greatness involves being not only able to sell out said arena, but also to be able to do that for several consecutive nights. And arena rock is perhaps, a true victim of the internet. Since bands (new bands) don't make that leap to arenas anymore, since they don't get enough fans, since fans, thanks to the internet, have too many choices between too many bands.

The basic argument goes like this: once upon a time, several major record labels had the machinery and infrastructure in place to give a band a chance to record an album, to disperse that album to several million fans over night, and then to put that band on a national or global tour, playing shows in front of tens of thousands of people every night. This system then generated enough capital to fund the putting on of the band's next album-tour extravaganza. Without the money generated by the music industry, bands cannot be as good as they used to be, because they can't afford good equipment, studios, engineers, or even the time to properly record an album and then take it on tour. And the bands that do manage to be good, despite their lack of resources, do not play shows to sold out arenas. If you don't play shows to sold out arenas, you are not great. Thus, we can only, in contemporary times, have nostalgic outings to arenas to see the great bands of yesteryear, as they remind us that once upon a time, there was a time called the 70s, and the 70s were great.

It's a similar argument to one that's also being had amongst book-loving people about what the role of the big publishing houses should be, and to what extent independent and especially self-publishing systems should be trusted and utilized. The music industry, even this outsider would admit, treated most of its acts like machines and commodities. But is this abuse of our popular musicians worth it in order to make the best possible music? Will indie labels and the internet ever produce any arena rockers? Certainly, independent record labels now have the infrastructure in place to nurture and support relatively large and popular acts, but is it at the sacrifice of the epic awesomeness of an arena show? Can the indie methodology continue to scale up? Should it?

Come Hang with the AudioShocker at PIX!!!

If you didn't make it out to Pittsburgh's Small Press Festival last month (which, trust me, none of you did -- I was there), never fear!!!

You can still hang with Nick (uhhh that's me, so why did I just write that in the third person?), Justique, Shawn Atkins (he pencils Time Log), Paige Shoemaker (she inks Time Log), and other AS friends (Dan, Seth, Teddy Pendergrass, etc.) at..

PIX: The Pittsburgh Indy Comics Expo! (yes, if you were wondering, it should be abbreviated "PICE" and not "PIX")

You can buy (which, trust me, no one ever does) some of the fantastic AudioShocker Comics offerings, including: the Time Log one-shot, Zombie Palin (third edition!), Super Haters v1 and v2, Super Haters Digital Special Edition (all the strips plus an hour of audio commentary by moi), Poetree (which, trust me, you don't actually want), Project Basement v1 sketchbook, and more.

It's in the (ever obscure locale of the) top floor of the Guardian Storage Facility in the Strip District (because who ever said Pittsburgh isn't classy?) this Saturday and Sunday from 10 AM to 5 PM.

And even though everyone who's reading this either A. doesn't live in Pittsburgh or B. lives in Pittsburgh and already knows about this, I still want you to get excited! COME TO PIX!!!

Click here to visit the AudioShocker Store!

Time Log #10

PastPete escaped from a Manhattan music studio in 1966 immediately following his PCP-induced version of "I'm a Believer." But as he left, Nixon entered and propositioned a young Neil Diamond about the new song...

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Nixon... a Nazi? Neil Diamond... a Jewish Nazi? And what's to become of our heroes? SO MANY QUESTIONS! SO MUCH SUSPENSE! I co-wrote the damn thing and I can barely handle the expertly-crafted dramatic tension. I can only imagine how hard this is on you, our loyal reader errr... um, i mean, readers.

I'd like to add that I'm a big fan of Shawn's Nixon depiction. While I enjoy the fluidness of his take on Neil Diamond (cause, ya know, Diamond -- being the "time pawn" that he is -- is constantly being physically reshaped by the events of our story), I really really enjoy his instantly-recognizable-and-instantly-goofy Nixon likeness. Plus, Shawn put Nixon in a sharp My Sharona-esque suit. Bonus points.

Anyway, be back next Thursday for the announcement of our contest winner!!!

A Podcast with Kelly and Justique #70 - Episode 3cast

EXTREME #3! X-Men ( Season 1, Episode 3 ): Ice cream, awful animation, Ross likes this one, episode inconsistencies, Rogue is dumber than the Warwolves, and X-Oafs.

Then it's Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith. And, ummm... have YOU seen Episode III? Yeah, 'nuff said.

NEXT: X-Men ( Season 1, Episode 4 ) and Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

AudioShocker Podcast #152 - An Auspicious Nancy

Calling out Ross Campbell and Angela Capel at NYCC!!! THEN THE HIP HOP PRODUCTION DEBATE BEGINS! Wiz Khalifa debuts his Black and Gold music video and Neal's not feeling it. But he is feeling Mac Miller... who's not rhyming over original beats, to Nick's disapproval. And name dropping PGH's ID Labs studio.

Neal loves the cast of Risky Business. Is American Gangster the same movie as Black Caesar? Better Off Ted makes Neal sad. Nick thinks the Arrested Development cast is doing better nowadays -- Neal disagrees. Is acting stressful? Nick thinks the Daughters of the Dragon graphic novel is awesome (READ IT!). Why aren't there any adult film stars named Susan or Nancy? And... Neal has 10 thumbs up (not his) for The Social Network.

Sequential Underground #1 - What The @#$% Is It?

Sequential Underground

The podcast by indie comics creators for indie comics creators is born.

A new bi-weekly podcast with local Pittsburgh underground comics creators talking about their ongoing and upcoming projects, that's what!!!

Shawn Atkins, Dan Greenwald, and Nick Marino share: Shawn's got tons of projects. Nick's got CLiNT magazine submissions. Dan's got Blue Wraith and a digital art dilemma. Plus, the Digital Webbing creator community.

Then it's a 24 Hour Comics Day recap! Dan announces Space Base 01, Shawn recounts working in his loose style,and Nick recounts his painful digital process.

NEXT: PIX and pen names!!!

Click here to visit the AudioShocker Store!

Project Basement - Jar Jar Binks by Scott Hedlund

Meesa love Project Basement!!! It's...

Jar Jar Binks by Scott Hedlund

Jar Jar Binks by Scott Hedlund

This week was totally supposed to be Cable by Wayne Wise... but I forgot to get him to send me his hate-filled tirade! However, Scott had already emailed me his (extremely timely) Jar Jar vitriol, which reads a little something like this:

Jar Jar Binks is my least favorite character, bar none, across the span of that far, far away galaxy of Star Wars and pretty much the entirety of the multi-media-verse. Jar Jar Binks is the inept CG muppet that was brought to the public's attention with the movie Star Wars: Episode I: the Phantom Menace. With the introduction of Jar Jar Binks, the movie was brought down to the level of the Naboo swamp that bred him. Jar Jar ushered in poop jokes as the new norm for humor in the Star Wars galaxy. Jar Jar's greatest example of his failure as a redeemable character occurred in Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones when Jar Jar supported Chancellor Palpatine's bid for power in the Senate. This advanced Palpatine to Emperor status and became the most oppressive dictator the galaxy would ever know. In my drawing, I couldn't ignore the fact that all of this could have been avoided had the quixotic Jedi, Qui-Gon Jinn had simply ignored that back-water platypus and taken the Bongo himself to Naboo's Capitol city of Theed. I only wish the young Obi-wan Kenobi would have spoke his mind right then and there.

Next week -- Cable by Wayne Wise... for real this time!!!

A Podcast with Kelly and Justique #69 - Episode 2cast, pt 2

Continued from PART ONE!!! Guest starring Ross Campbell! Emma Frost, miniskirts in flight, and does Storm need more to be a breakout character? That rounds out EXTREME #2, our X-Men ( Season 1, Episode 2 ) conversation.

But there's more two-ness! Next up is Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones: older women with younger men, Nick's Star Wars theory of industrialization, Ross' Star Wars theory of it doesn't make sense, Kelly's Star Wars theory of what Nick said, and Justique's Star Wars theory of it sucks.

NEXT: X-Men ( Season 1, Episode 3 ) and Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith in the 3cast!!!

Time Log #9

High as hell and a huge Monkees fan, PastPete (who's narrating this flashback in the present as FuturePete) made the mistake of belting out a rousing rendition of "I'm a Believer" in Neil Diamond's music studio in 1966...

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DUN DUN DUN! Happy now, Ross? The "private eye and spider-person silhouettes" from #8 are none other than Richard Nixon AND the FutureNazis!!! DUN DUN DUN!

You've got one more week to enter the contest we announced in the post for #7... so tell us who you want to punch in the face from any point in time, and YOUR NAME could be in Time Log!