Monthly Archive for August, 2010

AudioShocker Podcast #146 - Steve Pilgrim vs. the Neal

A special AudioShocker interactive podcast experience!!! We're only posting Nick's half of the conversation and YOU get to guess what Neal was saying in his half! (And we promise you that this has absolutely nothing to do a program called Call Graph not recording Neal's side of the convo.)

Anyway, here's what the guys talked about:

Neal is drunk. What happened to Sisqo? Shout out to The Dragon. Neal saw Vampires Suck and the new Alice in Wonderland. Nick saw She's Out of My League and Wallace & Gromit. Filming movies in Pittsburgh. X-Men: Curse of the Mutants - Storm & Gambit #1 is Nick's comic book pick of the week. And is Colossus the Cold War x-man? Len Wein, please let us know.

Can you guess what Neal said???

Short Stories and Un-happy Endings

I like to read short stories. I wouldn't say I am a terribly well informed reader, but I read WSJ articles when I am at my parents' place, The New Yorker when it is sitting around, creative non-fiction to pass the time, and short fiction as a break from novels.

Collection and series such as Best American are great because they curate my whole experience and take the work out of subscribing to thousands of journals and blogs just to find something decent to read. I get to read across a range of authors and themes. However, as of late, I have a serious bone to pick with the editors of these collections: every story I read is depressing as hell.

Have any of you seen Wendy and Lucy? Imagine a film festival where every entry was like that.  How about an endless loop of the last 10 minutes of Nights of Cabiria and The Bicycle Thief? That's what these  anthologies seem like: a broken record of hopelessness and heart ripping grief.

I know that some amount of conflict is necessary to drive a story. Obviously a 100% positive narrative would not make a compelling story - but why does every anthologized short story that I read leave me with a pit in my stomach? Lee Gutkind's Becoming a Doctor, a collection of creative nonfiction written by doctors, almost had me crying myself to sleep. Three of the first five entries in The Anchor Book of New American Short Stories made me feel so dejected that I lost my appetite.

In my high school Spanish class, we read a lot of Mexican literature, There too, all the stories followed the same pattern: tragedy besets family (vital livestock/family member dies), youth goes on a journey to better his circumstances, tragedy befalls youth again, tragic end. I wish I could find the book we used so I could quote some of the examples to you, but I recall one story where a cow was killed by a snake, another with a recurring comparison of a man's hands to worms, a long drawn out tale documenting the aftermath of a grand mothers death. There was just no positive message anywhere. In fact, these may be the most terrifyingly depressing stories ever.

Editors - I'm not asking for a cute romantic comedy (I have bittorrent for that) - but would it kill you to include a few chuckle worthy tales in your neatly collected volumes? Can't the guy get the girl every now and then? Does fire/war/pestilence/disease/CANCER have to ruin every narrative? Why even bother foreshadowing or irony when your peer authors have already extinguished any possibility of optimism?

The Bottom Line: Who decided that short stories can't end in anything less than general malaise?

Project Basement - Thundergirl by Marcel Walker

Welcome to a very special Project Basement...

Thundergirl by Marcel Walker

Thundergirl by Marcel Walker

I regard this installment with significant affection for two reasons:

The first of which is Thundergirl herself. I've been meeting up with her creator, Shawn Atkins, almost every Sunday for the past two and a half years to work on comics. And over the course of that time, I've seen Thundergirl grow from an idea to an incredible character (so go buy her debut issue already!!!)

The other reason I love this drawing is because Marcel captured the essence of Project Basement. The form, the color, the line strokes, the expression on her face, the way the still image almost moves on its own... the energy and emotion in his quick eraser board sketch makes me want to stare at it endlessly.

So make sure to follow Marcel as he builds his latest comic book, Hero Corp, from the ground up!

And get back here next week for Songbird by Wayne Wise.

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Culturology #75 - Just in Time to Half-Assedly Complain

One of the nice things about being 6 hours ahead of the East Coast (I'm in Berlin doing location scouting for the Time Log Web Comic) is that my "oh shit it's Friday and I forgot to write a culturology report!" moment, even as it happened at 6pm, really only happened at noon, and now I've still got a few hours to sneak in a post within some fine modicum of ontimeliness. So how about that. Now, of course, the problem is that, as per usual, I don't have all that much to write about, it still being 2010, one of the worst years for movies ever.

But I do want to mention, I suppose to Nick & Neal, that I can take a hint, guys. How, now on the side bar, under "Current Features" I'm no longer listed on my own, but instead lumped in with "and books." Now, certainly, most of the (non-comic) book-related material on the blog comes from Culturology. But not all of it. But is there really enough stuff about books on Audioshocker that it deserves to have it's on little link there like an annoying shadow cast by the awesome obelisk of Culturology?

And well, I guess I'm not really gonna add any content other than that little snippet of griping, 'cause I don't have a whole lot else to say for myself, except that Hesse's Siddhartha, in the original German, is great reading. And South Park, dubbed into German, is a fun way to bone up on one's language skills.

Time Log #3

Thanks to FuturePete, the Time Log has been saved from destruction! But now onto other pressing matters:

Time Log #3

PREVIOUS NOW NEXT
Time Log #2 Time Log #3
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Time Log #4
New to Time Log? Start from the beginning with #0!

I'm having a hard time deciding which one (exhibit A or exhibit B) is the best to link to... so I'll just link to them both.

Anyway, I'm off to Toronto! Come see me and Ross and Kaylie and Justique at FanExpo Canada!!!

A Podcast with Ross and Justique #62 - Expendablescast!!!

Guest starring Nick! D-d-d-deep conversation about The Expendables, comparing notes on Orphan, getting psyched for FanExpo Canada, and no more.

AudioShocker Podcast #145 - Camachocast!!!

Neal met Terry Crews, Nick saw The Expendables, Rotten zombie comic book features a Zombie Palin?, Neal saw The Slammin' Salmon and didn't hate it, Nick saw Paycheck, Nick read both issues of Blue Wraith back to back, Neal didn't dig Wormwood, Street Fighter as the gayest video game of all time (and we mean gay as in homosexual, thank you Out.com), Jim Jones has a new music video, and Neal's opinionated realtor.

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Not sure if this is awesome, disturbing, or both...

Starstruck in Cobble Hill

I was in Cobble Hill Brooklyn today and I ran into Terry Crews and his daughter at an open house. I was totally starstruck -- it was that big of a deal. He was incredibly nice, perhaps a little embarrassed, and assured me that he was doing everything possible to make The Chronicles of Camacho a reality. I walked away and quickly tweeted/texted/emailed/called everyone I knew. And here is the proof:

Project Basement - Iron Man by Shawn Atkins

Initialize Project Basement. Systems go. Activate--

Iron Man by Shawn Atkins

Iron Man by Shawn Atkins

Shawn asked me if I'd graciously give him the soapbox for a few minutes to talk about the artistic process behind this sketch:

ummmm... liquor's awesome.

Uh, thanks, Shawn... ANYWAY, I love how this sketch synthesizes two of Shawn's biggest influences -- Jack Kirby and Bruce Timm. From the krackles in Tony's glowing palm repulsor to the clunky-yet-energetic armor, from the hand in the foreground to the animated four fingers on his hand, this Iron Man screams awesome in my face.

Though, as an Iron Man fan who's read somewhere in the ballpark of 200 issues of his solo series, I DO NOT condone Shawn's reckless insistence that Tony should get sauced. However, considering the era of the armor he's wearing, this is before Stark admitted he was an alcoholic, so at least the sentiment is in continuity.

Be back next week for a very special installment, as the mighty Marcel Walker draws Shawn's original superhero creation, Thundergirl!