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Midgets vs. Mascots divides and the impending #50 unites. Name dropping! Becky Cloonan, Joshua Dysart, Jim Rugg, Ed Piskor... NAME DROPPING*! Vegan milkshakes??? Can pulp, as genre, NOT be full of stereotypes and hard genre roles? *Nick is an idiot.
It's Justique's birthday! Teddy's on Nick's cellphone! Neal has his jimmy out! Justique is wearing Chun-Li tights! Neal disses Nick's plot for a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" movie. Neal loves theater. Justique hates Neal. Is Napoleon Dynamite the new Hamlet? A brief history of video games turned movies. And, of course, Zoe Saldana's Eternal Magic, now available from your local Avon rep.
I caught wind of this Sienna Swagger Wagon thing over the weekend, but I figured it could wait until today. Between commercials like this and BP's 'little' snafu in the Gulf, you'd never guess that Toyota was still recovering from a customer relations/quality nightmare.
Since this isn't a real music video, I'll reserve my usual negative comments. I'd just like to note the following: the dad squeezes the nipple on the baby bottle, he throws his daughter's tea service on the ground and spikes the mini piano - that cracked my shit up. He may be a balding actor and this may be a ridiculously shameless use of 'swagger' & autotune, but it's also funny. If I were Puff, I would be pissed -- not because these guys were jocing my video concepts from 15 years ago -- but because they'll have more success with it in 3 months than he has in the last 15 years.
(WHERE MY MOTHER FATHERS AT?)
Ch-ch-check it! This list was actually created as a submission to The Greatest Black Panther Stories Ever Told contest over on the Comics Should be Good! blog (see their top 10 choices for best BP stories).
However, since I wrote such a grand set of justifications for my choices, I thought I'd share them as a two-part The Top 9!
Oddly enough, all the choices on this first part of the list are fairly modern, whilst all of my part two selections lean towards the classic. Coincidence or conspiracy? You be the judge!
Honorable Mention: "Enemy of the State" - Black Panther v3 #6-12 (Honestly, I don't LOVE these issues like my other choices. But I do think they're important. Why? Because they took the tone established in Christopher Priest's first BP story arc and spun it into Marvel Universe reality. The revelation that Panther joined the Avengers to spy on them is twisted and hard to stomach, but it's also fascinating. While I wouldn't recommend these issues to anyone as their first Panther read, I do feel they're great for die-hard fans.)
09. "Two the Hard Way" - Black Panther v4 #10-11 (Okay, look, there are a lot of problems with Reggie Hudlin's take on the Black Panther. But these two BP-Cage team-up issues are just plain fun. Read and enjoy! There's nothing else to it.)
08. "See Wakanda and Die" - Black Panther v4 #39-41 (Eerie, disturbing, and thrilling, Jason Aaron and Jefte Palo deliver this stunning T'Challa tale as a tie-in to the Secret Invasion event. It's hard to put into words how gripping this quick story arc is... it's one of the most morbid BP tales I can think of, and definitely puts a somber end to the more happy-go-lucky Black Panther v4 series. The art is beautiful, the writing is smart, and the characters are endearing. But not TOO endearing. Black Panther and Storm become savage defenders of Wakanda who almost seem more fit for a Marvel MAX book than this mostly all-ages BP series.)
07. "Reconstruction" - Fantastic Four v1 #544-550 (This seven-part story is often overlooked by many fans, partly because it fell under the far-too-broad Initiative banner, and partly because it was a temporary dismantling of the classic Fantastic Four lineup. But that's what makes this Dwanye McDuffie, Paul Pelletier, and Rick Magyar story so much fun! BP essentially becomes the interim leader of the FF for this story arc and leads them on a massive cosmic journey. It's a rare chance to see BP rely on others in such a serious way. It's also an opportunity to see the great Dwayne McDuffie deliver his take on the Wakandan hero. Overall, I think this is the most underrated set of issues on this list. If you like big cosmic action AND the Black Panther, then you'll dig this.)
06. "World Tour" - Black Panther v4 #19-22 (T'Challa and Storm decide to spend their honeymoon by crisscrossing the globe and making alliances with other powerful Marvel characters in light of the impending events of Civil War. This story arc actually got split as a post-wedding tale and a Civil War tie-in in terms of branding and TPBs, but if you look at the issues, it's really one four-part arc. It's Hudlin at his best with T'Challa, making him clever, diplomatic, and dignified. Manuel Garcia turns in some INCREDIBLE art work that blew my mind back when I first read this story. I know Hudlin has his detractors, but even the biggest haters would be hard-pressed to hate this entire tale. Really, the only flaw is the uneven Doom characterization in #19, which is fairly negligible in my opinion.)
Be back next week for part 2 a.k.a. the thrilling continuation to The Top 9 Greatest Black Panther Tales!!!
Have I slouched into some kind of every-other-week pattern with Culturology? It would seem so... As usual, though, I immediately rise to my own defense (though I have no excuse for missing last week, other than the fact that I was busy hosting a visiting poet in Miami), but I feel pretty bad about it. Since Neal's been busy and skipping his Monday posts, I suddenly have realized that maybe my contributions to Audioshocker are actually important (and with Time Log: The Web Comic (official story sub-title coming soon!), coming 'round the mountain, my contributions will certainly be more notable), and I should really keep pursuing these articles, rather than letting Culturology fade off into the sunset.
I do think I'll do another Summer of Booklove reading club this summer, so I'm officially accepting recommendations or requests for books to read (my own reading habits tend to take these big swings away from fiction--I'm currently in a 5-month-long span of not really reading any novels (though I've been unsteadily chipping away at Ellison's Invisible Man for most of these five months (the book is amazing, and I'm glad to finally be getting around to reading it, but for whatever reasons (again, these kind of fiction droughts that I got through are rather obscure to me), it's taking me months and months to actually read it all). Usually what happens during these spans is I start to get all self-conscious and wonder if I'm finally caving in to contemporary culture and not reading books anymore, and then, once the fiction-blockage clears itself I read a bunch of novels real fast all in a row, and feel better again about my ability to read. So maybe it'll be book-blogging the summer months that facilitates that pattern this time around.
Speaking of books, I've also been having the interesting experience recently of greatly liquidating my book holdings. Having so many books (mostly paperbacks, incidentally) strikes me, now that I'm post-grad school as being this kind of awful grad-school thing where, even though I would like to claim that I'm above such thing, it meant something to have all these shelves of books, most of which I'd read, on display in my apartment (which one can then imagine transporting to the claustrophobic confines of some professorial office at some small liberal arts college where everyone is impressed at how well read one is). So, the obvious remedy is to get rid of all those damn books.
I'm about to be donating the remainder to a local library, but the first step in reducing my holdings was to go through and just select all the books that I didn't care about at all, then to more thoroughly go through and get rid of the books that I knew I was never going to read ever again. Pretty quickly, I amassed a pile of books on my floor that amounted to many many shelves worth. Then I went through the books that didn't make the cut, and wrote down the ISBNs of the ones that looked like they might be worth selling on the internet. From that list, I wound up posting around 40 books on the internet, many of which I've now sold (making a couple hundred bucks in the process). Then I brought a few of my (also grad-school(ing/ed) friends over to see if they wanted any of the books I was getting rid of. At first, they were shocked that I would do something so drastic as to get rid of my books (and, come to think of it, I think I had a similar reaction a few months back when Nick announced that he was getting rid of so many of his comics (many of which I wound up with)). But once they picked through them, there were very few that they actually wanted.
Which is part of the interestingness of this phenomenon: as soon as the books were off the shelf and on the floor, they lost all of their value. The remaining books, which none of my friends wanted, and weren't worth selling on the internet, are now going to be donated to a local library, which hopefully be able to find some use for them. I haven't yet found myself missing any of the books that I've hosed, and really wonder if I ever will. Seems doubtful. It isn't precisely a cathartic exercise either though; mostly I just get this sense of satisfaction at making my self-image slightly less douche-y (slightly more cathartic was my recent sale of my half-stack (for approximately 88% of what I paid for it seven years ago), but maybe that just feels that way because I've been living off that cash ever since).
Before the cull, I had 14.5 shelves of books. I'm now down to 7. Not too shabby. Which is also to say, I've still got a shit-ton of books in my possession, but it's a much tighter collection, and more practical feeling, since it's mostly books to which I will probably actually return (or books that I still intend to read). I've also been going through the process of trying to get a rid of a bunch of my records too, in a similar way, to get my collection down from two crates to one. And would like to do the same with my CDs, but they're kind of lost-thing at this point, since I don't have any of their jewel cases, and no one wants CDs at this point (though I guess people could take them, rip them onto their computers, and then just recycle the disc?)

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More Street Fighter Alpha comin' atcha!!! Today we have a couple of SFA bad boys in the form of Akuma, the master of disaster, versus Birdie, the chic freak. Who would win? C'mon... it's the @#$%ing Dark Hadou. No contest. Be back next week for more Hyper Combo Wallpaper!
So now that the comic is out there, I want to take a few mins to post some thoughts about it. First off, some important thank you's:
Ed Marino, Justique Woolridge, Steph Wilkerson, Seth Fronzoli, Jon Bush, Wayne Wise, Dan Greenwald, and Scott Hedlund. No matter what you contributed to the process of realizing the final product, it's greatly appreciated.
Now here are some thoughts about the one-shot comic book AND the future Time Log webcomic:
- In some ways, the one-shot came out far better than I imagined it would, and in other ways it didn't live up to everything I wanted it to be. The physical product is slick and pretty. Shawn's pencils are awesome. And the visual jokes work really well. However, some of the dialog-based jokes don't always hit with the punch I intended them to hit with. And I wish I could have colored the comic!
- In particular, I'm disappointed about the comic book's lack of female characters. Pete and I wrote this book at a time when I wasn't as thoughtful or well-balanced as I am now in my storytelling. While I'm not distraught about this, it's definitely something I'd like to change given the opportunity to do everything all over again.
- The Time Log webcomic stands to remedy the distinct lack of women in the story. Actually, even before I was conscious of the one-shot's dearth of female characters, Pete and I had scripted a second issue that introduced our awesome female lead right off the bat.
- For anyone who's unclear on what the webcomic is, it's going to be an all-new continuation of the Time Log epic, picking up directly after the events of the final page of the one-shot. It's actually a webcomic adaptation of issues #2-3 of the Time Log saga.
- The one-shot reads a lot faster than I anticipated. Even despite a few pages of heavy text, the book moves really quickly. That's funny because the events of the one-shot were originally scripted as a three-part mini series.
- After Pete and I ditched the three-part mini idea, we hyper condensed the events of the mini into the one-shot, and then wrote totally a new story for what we intended to be #2-3... which you now know is (somewhat) the same story as the upcoming weekly webcomic.
- I hope everyone who reads Time Log enjoys it. If you have any questions, complaints, or comments, you can email me at nickmarino @ gmail.com. Same goes for anyone interested in reviewing the comic book. And make sure to be back here on August 5th, 2010 for the first webcomic installment!
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Iron Man 2 discussed!!! Sam Rockwell and Mickey Rourke were good. Iron pee. How does Don Cheadle get (the suit) off? Tony should have kissed... [FILL IN THE BLANK]. Glitter puke. Stupid IM2 plot points. Was it worse than Bejamin Button? Probably not. But it still sucked.















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