Jean-Claude Van Damme Movie Review Master List

02/28/2010: I made a pact with myself — I vowed to watch all of Jean-Claude Van Damme’s starring roles in chronological order and review them each one-by-one on our site’s Twitter account. It was a massive undertaking (as you can see below), and I had a great time doing it. Thx to the man himself, JCVD, and to all those who’ve helped create his films over the years.

07/19/2012: I’ve written a blog post about Van Damme’s mini career resurgence happening around the release of The Expendables 2 and how it coincides with the fact that he’s begun to accept ensemble and supporting roles. With that said, the only movies I’ll continue to review here on the master list are high profile releases (like Kung Fu Panda 2 or The Expendables 2) or films with JCVD in the lead role (like Assassination Games).

09/03/2012: For all intents and purposes, this movie review master list is retired. It runs from Bloodsport to Assassination Games. Frankly, I don’t feel a strong need to review most of Van Damme’s new flicks because he’s so incredibly consistent nowadays. Plus, he’s not really playing the lead in any new DTV films. He’s either doing cameos or supporting roles. So that’s that.

9 Responses to “Jean-Claude Van Damme Movie Review Master List”


  1. 1 nick marino

    i would just like to say that watching these movies and writing these reviews were a huge part of my life for the past six or so months. i feel like i’ve lost something in that there are no more JCVD movies to review… yet i also feel like i’ve achieved this massive goal to watch his catalog. RESPECT THE JCVD REVIEWS PEOPLE RESPECT THEM

  2. 2 pete

    Did you buy copies of the JCVD Playgirls for yourself yet? You know you’re not really done with this project until you do.

  3. 3 nick marino

    i’m sure you can guess what pages i’m flipping thru right now…

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  5. 4 Michelle

    This is in regard to his last movie JCVD.. Did we watch the same movie?..I want 94 minutes of my life back! This movie was so BAD and
    Boooooooooooring I almost flung myself off my balcony. It tried to hard
    to be “artsy” and failed, then it tried to be dramatic, which it also
    failed, and the few moments of humour were not intended to be humorous.
    I never really was a fan of JCVD but at the end of that movie I hoped
    the whole bank/postal office (wtf?) would blow up and everyone
    especially JCVD would blow up in flames..what a ridiculous piece of
    crap! I’m glad I didn’t actually shell out the 1.99 to rent this mess
    of a movie.

  6. 5 nick marino

    Different strokes, I guess. I wasn’t a Van Damme fan the first time I watched JCVD. In fact, it was only the second Van Damme film I’d ever seen (Timecop being the first). But JCVD really clicked with me (though I knew little of his personal history). That film inspired me to go back and watch all of his movies, and it was an experience I thoroughly enjoyed. I learned a lot from it. And I watched JCVD again when it came up in my marathon viewing list. I liked it just as much (if not more) the second time!

  7. 6 ross

    wait, you weren’t a Van Damme fan when JCVD came out in 2008?? i guess i thought you were into him since childhood. all my concepts about who you are have been shattered. it’s like Nick Marino pre-2003 is a nebulous, undefinable entity.

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  9. 7 nick marino

    hahahaha nope. not a JCVD fan until 2009. it all started here: http://www.audioshocker.com/2009/01/13/podcast-episode-063-mcconahoochie-man-crush

  10. 8 ross

    wait, but…. but… what was your opinion of Van Damme before 2009?!? i guess i’m the same way, like i didn’t really get hardcore into Stallone until a handful of years ago, even though i liked him before that but i just wasn’t super into him. same deal. i feel ya, man.

  11. 9 nick marino

    I didn’t really care about his films, to be honest. I was aware of him as an actor, but I thought he was just like Steven Seagal or possibly a lesser Arnie. I was wrong!

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