Teabaggers (*snicker*) don't really hate Captain America for using one of their own signs in his comic book. I mean, that would just be stupid AND hypocritical, right?
Here are the REAL reasons Teabaggers (I can't believe they actually call themselves that!) hate Captain America and always will:
9. Captain America drinks coffee, not tea.
8. On occassion, his comic book is written by radical left-wing super-liberals.
7. He was dead for the past couple years and missed the whole Sarah Palin thing.
6. His superhero partner is (or at least WAS) a social worker. HARLEM PORK BARREL POLITICS!
5. Captain America ran for president AND he watched Nixon kill himself.
4. There's a good chance that the A on his forehead actually stands for "frAnce."
3. His on-again/off-again Federal salary is just another example of out-of-control government spending.
2. That 90s Captain America movie totally sucked.
1. His shield is a circle, the same symbol liberals, gays, and cartoon lions use to describe life.
Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is better. 3 X 3 = Patriotic
the 90s movie was awesome and you know it.
Number 4 should be Number 1.