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Storm (Gets Wet) Hyper Combo Wallpaper!

Splash! Storm gets wet from the rain

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The forecast? Storm Month continues to pour down as Storm gets fingered in the next Hyper Combo Wallpaper!

More AudioShocker 2010 Changes!!!

Did anyone even read the last post I wrote about this? Shit, I wrote it and I didn't even read it, so the answer must be "NO!"

Pay attention this time 'cause here are some serious blog rotation change thingies:

  • Culturology is moving to Fridays! Because Pete hates Mondays. The first Friday edition of Culturology arrives tomorrow.
  • Hyper Combo Wallpaper is moving to Fridays! Because it has a crush on Pete. Again, hitting tomorrow.
  • Neal is moving to Mondays! Because he wants to get as far away from Pete as possible. He starts next Monday.
  • The Top 9 is moving to Mondays! Because it wants to, okay? Must there be a reason!?! It resumes next Monday, along with Neal.
  • Superhero History: War Machine moves to Thursdays in January! Everything else was moving so I figured this should move too. For no good reason. Part 3 goes up next Thursday.
  • I'm posting a huge minicomics review this Saturday a week from Sunday! Silber Media's finest gets the official critique.
  • Everything else stays the same.

Okay because our schedule is forever changing, here's the revised thingamaboober:

Monday: The Top 9 and Neal's whatever he wants
Tuesday: The AudioShocker Podcast
Wednesday: A Podcast with Ross and Nick
Thursday: Super Haters
Friday: Hyper Combo Wallpaper and Culturology
Saturday: Tweeviews
Sunday: NOTHIN! (or, nathan for those of you who remember SoTW)

Super Haters #28 - Under Construction, pt 2

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How Important Is Blog Design?

This post goes out to Link of Yamagato Industries Business Report and LQA of How Am I *Not* Myself. I've been hacking html since I was 13, so friends often ask me about web stuff. Anyway, I was discussing the intricacies of WordPress themes and blog design with my comrades, and although many bytes of data were exchanged, I couldn't help but think, "Do I even believe in what I am saying? Does any of this matter?" Really, how important is web design in today's world of RSS feeds and mobile formatted websites?

Oh look, the 'user experience' people are already gathering their riotous mob and marching up to my residence. Let's get something straight, I am not saying that 'Kubrick should be enough for anyone,' (please tell me someone gets that reference). What I am saying, is that web design isn't what it used to be, and what your website looks like is less important than you think it is.

Flash
It's no secret that I have no love for Flash. What started as Macromedia's incredible new low-bandwidth ad delivery medium has become a bandwidth heavy, inescapable, behemoth. Designers use it as a crutch, choosing it over the appropriate CSS/HTML for even the simplest navigation tasks. Most web jobs require a soft mallet; Flash is a sledgehammer. (And don't get me started on the restaurant industry's collective misuse of flash and 'intro' pages)

Most blogs depend on Flash, and it is mainly used for media embeds. After all, without cute video embeds, blogs would be pretty boring. Embedding is super easy, and HD video has made fullscreen viewing enjoyable. So, as long as the video works, is anyone paying attention to the rest of the blog? Do you even look at the sidebar or footer?

RSS
Prior to 2008, I used to launch about 15 individual sites every time I opened up Firefox/Phoenix/Firebird/IE/Netscape/Mosaic/whatever. There was so much crap to sort through, so many useless elements being loaded - and everytime I hit refresh I was hoping for a new story.

Today every website on earth has an RSS feed, and the benefits are seemingly endless. I can follow upwards of 50 websites, news feeds, blogs, and webcomics without missing a beat. I haven't been to the slashdot/engadget/lifehacker front page in over two years - no more ad heavy pages or extraneous flash elements.

And let's not start crying about lost ad revenue. Several sites have successfully included ad's into their RSS feeds. I don't have the conversion rates, but these ads are short, sweet, and unobtrusive.

Granted, RSS strips out some formatting, typography, special characters and royally screws with jump/more tags - but to those who believe in it, that is a negligible price for the the benefits of aggregation. And who even clicks on jumps anyway? If you don't have a compelling first paragraph, you might as well not have written anything.

Mobile
Similiar to RSS, Smartphones have changed how we view the web. Phones have small screens and most don't do flash (yet). All the sidebars, large header graphics, etc are just reducing the viewport more and more. The best mobile sites are streamlined and spartan.

Graphics
You know those ridiculous image maps/slices that people put together instead of using typographical elements? They look cool at first, but they are another crutch that bad designers use to cover up their inability to use html properly. If you are using images of text instead of regular text, you just made life harder for your readers, because you can't easily index that text. The web is not some digital alley to be plastered with interactive movie posters. It is a medium for disseminating information effectively, cheaply, and quickly. Writing good html takes less time than making complicated graphics.

HTML 5 / CSS / whatever the kids are on about these days
I am a big CSS/HTML Nazi. I didn't start out that way, but it has truly transformed my life and coincides with my beliefs in reusable code. Well formed CSS can make even the most minimal of sites look beautiful, and on multiple platforms. (cough nealshyam.com cough)

But again, with RSS and Flash making up such a large part of the blog experience these days, how important are pixel pushers like myself? Are people even paying attention to all the work I did to center my divs/floats and get them to clear properly? No one ever says "Neal, I really like the way you designed your blog's main page."

Themes
Part of why no one cares about your design, is because you likely had nothing to do with it. How many of us use premade or the default WP themes? Kubrick (and K2!) is remarkably clean and simple, but earth shattering it is not. Flickr feeds, twitter widgets, and your blogroll are just distractions. We include them on our webpages because every other blog/theme has them, but are they contributing to our page views? Conversions? Comments? I doubt it.

And there in lies my point, your blog is defined by it's content, not by the pretty background and borders. If your blog is any good, the design is irrelevant!

The Reality
Content is king. Garbage In, Garbage Out. Even great blogs can look like crap. In fact, the savviest readers aren't even looking at your masterpiece design. So, perhaps we should focus a little less on rounded corners and a little more on coherent journalism. Knowwhutimsayin?

(And yes, I know the AudioShocker uses embeds, header graphics, and we aren't exactly build for mobile, but our writing is fantastic!)

A Podcast with Ross and Nick #32 - Undrinkable

Pandora Syndrome. American Idol. Hollow Man. Storm wallpaper. Other stuff. And, in classic form, we turn to more NSFW fan art after the end theme. CLASSIC SANDWICH!!! (I don't know what that means... I just wanted to type-scream sandwich.)

AudioShocker Podcast #113 - 2009 YOU DON'T SUCK Awards!!!

Announcing the 2009 YOU DON'T SUCK Award winners, painstakingly selected by a panel of AudioShocker celebrity (NOT!) judges!!! Listen to the thrilling selection process as Ross, Justique, Neal, Nick, and Pete choose the following 2009 YDS champions:

Movies - 2012

Music - Lil Wayne's No Ceilings mixtape

TV - Glee

Comics [TIE!!!] - Wet Moon 5 and Majestic XII

Books - Generosity: An Enhancement by Richard Powers

Culturology 053 - Mr. Clooney Goes to Washington

Wow! It's been a while. Consider my tail thoroughly tucked, after the mockery I absorbed during the recording of the You Don't Suck Awards podcast. But now, as it turns out, I've only got about eight minutes of internet time in which to post this before having to run and catch a bus! Doesn't that just blow.

And I had a great, what I would consider to be a classic-style culturological formulation ready and everything. I'll get it out here, and maybe add to this if/when I get the chance, should conversation not bubble off as rapidly as I think it will.

Over the weekend, I third wheeled with a friend of mine and his girlfriend to go see the new George Clooney vehicle, Up in the Air, which is a great kind of movie to third wheel on, since it's the usual brand of "indie" rom-com that uses an episodic structure and general plotlessness to come off as quirky and indie as it's been perceived as by the general-ish viewing public. A general waste of a time of a movie, except for an awesome cameo by Sam Elliot (though I missed all his dialogue because I was too busy whispering Big Lebowski quotes to my friend's girlfriend (in typical third wheel fashion)).

But here's the point I want to make, about George Clooney:

George Clooney will always be disappointing as an actor because he's constantly trying to be Jimmy Stewart when he's really--and hopelessly--James Cagney.

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New Sade Music Video: Soldier of Love

After my fugue, where I exclusively listened to Sade for about 3 weeks, I wasn't sure if I could handle hearing this or another Sade song ever again.

Looks like I was wrong. Soldier of Love drops Feb 9, Act like you know.

Worst. Booty Call. Ever.

If Alicia Keys ever called me up for a booty call, you can damn well bet I'd act like I had some sense. A little piece of me dies whenever I see my future wifey with another man. *Sigh* Perhaps it's like Mango said, "Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow... 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second'? No! Such is Alicia Keys...

you know. this actually reminds me of a phonecall that the Unlicensed Attorneys at Law had with Alicia a few years ago. Sadly for Ms. Keys, I don't think this one went so well either. But, why don't you judge for yourself:

Storm (Bad Kitty!) Hyper Combo Wallpaper!

Whoa! Storm has a big pussy!

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See, I told ya that was a big black hairy pussycat! Seeing as how it's Storm Month and all, be back here next Sunday to see Storm get wet in Hyper Combo Wallpaper!