If Alicia Keys ever called me up for a booty call, you can damn well bet I'd act like I had some sense. A little piece of me dies whenever I see my future wifey with another man. *Sigh* Perhaps it's like Mango said, "Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow... 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second'? No! Such is Alicia Keys...
you know. this actually reminds me of a phonecall that the Unlicensed Attorneys at Law had with Alicia a few years ago. Sadly for Ms. Keys, I don't think this one went so well either. But, why don't you judge for yourself:
billy bob approves.
yeah. i bet you would.