Monthly Archive for January, 2010

The Top 9 Greatest War Machine and Rhodey Rhodes Stories

(NOTE: Most of the series below are marked with "v1" to indicate which run the stories come from -- basically, every book listed here has had multiple #1 issues released under the same title except for Iron Man: Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. (yes, even U.S War Machine had two volumes))

For the back story on these tales and more, check out Superhero History: War Machine.

9. Iron Man v1 #169-171 (first Rhodey as Iron Man, along with his second adventure in the Iron Man armor)

8. War Machine v1 #1-7 and 11 (first solo War Machine run minus crossovers; Rhodey leads Worldwatch)

7. The Crew v1 #1-7 (Rhodey avenges the death of his sister and makes some new friends in the process)

6. War Machine v1 #8 and Iron Man v1 #310 (first War Machine vs. Iron Man)

5. Iron Man v1 #281-283 (first appearance of the War Machine armor, worn by Tony Stark)

4. Iron Man v1 #300 and Marvel Comics Presents v1 #151-155 (introduces a street gang called the War Machines and events send Rhodey on a crusade to clean up the streets)

3. U.S. War Machine v1 #1-12 (alternate MAX continuity with a fleet of War Machines working for S.H.I.E.L.D.)

2. Iron Man: Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. #33-35 (a.k.a. War Machine: Weapon of S.H.I.E.L.D.; War Machine vs. Skrulls)

1. Iron Man v1 #284-291 (first Rhodey in War Machine armor; first Iron Man and War Machine team up)

Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is better. 3 X 3 = War Machine.

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Superhero History: War Machine - Part 4, Back in Black

After spending much of the 00s jumping from new interpretation to new interpretation (as detailed in Part 3, Missing in Action), Rhodey Rhodes was given a leadership role as he returned to his classic black and silver War Machine armor in Avengers: The Initiative.

Only this Rhodey was now disfigured and more machine than man. The explanation for this came in War Machine: Weapon of SHIELD (a.k.a. Iron Man Director of SHIELD) #33-35 by Christos Gage and Sean Chen, my personal favorite modern War Machine story (as for classics, I recommend Iron Man #281-291). [Check out my Top 9 favorite War Machine stories next Monday!!! P.S. That link won't work until then!]

Readers finally found out how Rhodey became deformed and robotic. Apparently, somewhere between Marvel's Civil War and the start of The Initiative, Rhodey was seriously injured while fighting on behalf of the USA in the Middle East. Tony Stark found a way to save his life, but he had to augment Rhodey with cybernetics to do so.

After kicking some serious Skrull ass, Rhodey assumed the reigns of War Machine v2 by Greg Pak and Leonardo Manco. But by this time, he was a true War Machine. Killing was no longer a problem as long as it was a means to an end.

I must admit to having only read issues here and there of WM v2, which just recently ended with #12. I know it had something to do with Rhodey's cloned body being captured by Norman Osborne, as well as WM's international vendetta against criminals that prey on the innocent, but that's about all I can say.

WAIT! That's not totally true -- I know that there were multiple War Machine armors being worn by Rhodey's different associates. That's a throwback to the concepts behind U.S. War Machine MAX and Iron Man #300, which both showed Rhodey with crew of friends sporting a fleet of customized armors. To what extent this concept of Team War Machine still exists in the current Marvel Universe, I'm not sure. But keep an eye out for it to pop up again in the future.

Now that we're all caught up to the present in the Marvel 616, I would be remiss if I didn't elaborate on Rhodey's love life. When it comes to the ladies, it seems like he's always the "second choice" to his best buds. Rhodey's first serious love interest that I can remember was the power-hungry heir to Stark Enterprises and former Stark flame, Marcy Pearson. She left Rhodey after Stark promoted him above her at the time of his "death."

Then came Rae LaCoste, a woman who was also originally courted by Tony and acted as Rhodey's love interest in War Machine v1. Rae and Rhodey seemed to have a healthy thing going on, but he abandoned her during the holidays after she received a very cold reception from his potentially racist parents.

Then, for a while, lovers came and went, never really sticking around for long. Finally, a new longterm player entered in Busiek's Iron Man run. Later picked up in Austen's U.S. War Machine and Pak's War Machine v2, Glenda Sandoval was shown to be THE woman of Rhodey's desires. Thing is, she ended up with Rhodey's other BFF, Parnell Jacobs, instead. Ooops!

Anyway, there are a lot of War Machine appearances going on lately that don't play into the character's larger Marvel 616 continuity. The Ultimate comics line by Marvel has seen Rhodey AND the War Machine armor explored at length, first in the Ultimate Iron Man minis by Orson Scott Card and now in Ultimate Comics Avengers by Mark Millar. In the Marvel Zombies continuity, Rhodey made a recent foray into the action, fighting on the human side as successor to the Iron Man mantle.

As for animation, Rhodey was featured in the incredibly uneven 90s Iron Man show. During that era, he also made small appearances on other Marvel animated programs. More recently, the Ultimate Avengers 2 movie utilized the War Machine armor (albeit worn by Tony). And the new Iron Man: Armored Adventures co-stars a young Rhodey Rhodes as Tony's classmate and moral compass.

Not to be forgotten, there's the impending Iron Man 2. I can't say much for War Machine's unseen film origin yet, except that 2009 Comicon Int'l footage appears to show Rhodey getting his War Machine weapons from Justin Hammer (a baddie!). Well, that, and film goers are certain to be perplexed by Rhodey's sudden transformation from Terrence Howard into Don Cheadle.

As for the future of War Machine, Marvel's Editor in Chief Joe Quesada claims that we'll be seeing a lot more of James Rupert Rhodes in the comics spotlight soon, possibly even in another ongoing series. With Iron Man 2 ready to hit in a few months, that seems pretty damn likely.

But regardless of what happens, I think it's safe to say that War Machine will be highly visible in 2010, emblazoned on all manners of Iron Man 2 merchandise. For fans like myself, that'll be a welcome opportunity to publicly display my love for this complex and experienced character who's gone from sidekick to breakout to cop out to cyborg and beyond.

UPDATE w/ SPOILERS: From what I understand, Rhodey is no longer a cyborg -- he's safely inside a body cloned for him by Tony. Also, WM is going to be on the newly announced Secret Avengers team (I assume it's Rhodey in the armor).

A Podcast with Ross and Nick #34 - The Best Dragon

Ross is really busy with art projects this week and he doesn't have the time to record a new episode. So, instead of running a brand new A Podcast with Ross and Nick, I was able to dig up this short unreleased conversation Ross and I had a couple months ago. Hope you enjoy it!

AudioShocker Podcast #115 - Freaky for the People

Black Panther animated series, Land of the Lost, Fearless, Daybreakers, Human Target, Drag Me to Hell, Sherlock Holmes, PS3, Neal's blind date, Batman Year 100, and thoughts on Graphic.ly.

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The Top 9 Things I'll Miss About The Jersey Shore

9 episodes of The Jersey Shore, that's all MTV saw fit to bless us with. Sadly, the show is over and I'm stuck with reruns. What to do? How about a Top 9 recounting my favorite Dirty Shore craziness? This also allows me to not write a real column this week. Fist pump that baby!

9. Angelina - Really, who walks out on an MTV reality show?
8. Vinny's total milquetoastness and utter irrelevance to the show
7. Ron Ron Juice - or maybe not
6. JWOWW's Battle dancing
5. GTL! GTL! GTL! - Because summer should revolve around gym, tanning, and laundry, right?
4. Snooki's hottub antics - although, someone at MTV told me that Snookin for Love is all but greenlit
3. Creepin, grenades, and grenade launchers
2. THE SITUATION
1. The Snooki punch

Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is better. 3 X 3 > pants.

Coming In February: MBA Media and Entertainment Conference 2010

Are you an MBA student? Are you into Film, TV, Sports, Music, or Media & Entertainment in general? Are you even remotely close to NYC? If you said yes, than you MUST register for and attend the 2010 MBA Media and Entertainment Conference, February 26th at NYU.

The conference brings together the nation's top MBA students as well as media, entertainment, and related companies. The purpose is to foster informative dialogue about the film, print, music, television, sports, and publishing industries. Last year's attendance reached a record 600 MBA students. The keynote speakers this year are Philippe Dauman, CEO of Viacom and Janet Robinson, CEO of the New York Times.

I am organizing a panel on business development / Creating sustainable franchises and have secured several heavyweight panelists. I'd tell you all about them, but you'll just have to come to the panel. I can say that my panelists represent a certain popular TV show, a major player in comics, a giant in the live entertainment industry, and an extremely popular video game series.

And that is just mine. From venture capital to mobile media, talent management to corporate strategy, we are doing it all.

Want to know about the other 14 panels? Check it out the full list here with descriptions.

There is no press at the event, so the AS Crew won't be representing. But, as one of the organizers from NYU, I am ordering all Tristate (hell, we have kids from France coming) students to attend. Registration opens on Thursday the 28th, and it will sell out.

Silber Media Mini-Comics SAVAGE REVIEW!!!

First off, I have to send an apology out towards Brian John Mitchell. He always sends me his Silber Media mini-comics and I always take forever to review them. SORRY, BRIAN!

Anyway, apologies over -- now on with my completely unapologetic reviews!!!

Lost Kisses - My Life is Sad & Funny DVD

This is a collection of Brian's Lost Kisses mini-comic, a semi-autobiographical emotional journey that submerges the reader into the honest but often inappropriate ramblings of a heterosexual adult male.

Brian has transformed his unique mini-comics into videos, resulting in an even more unique format. This DVD collects first ten issues of the Lost Kisses series along with some extras. That's a lot of content, if you ask me!

The best part is the Making Of video included in the extras, where Brian experiments with a hybrid illustration / photo style. Seeing his stick figure counterpart narrate actual photos of himself making the comics is a pretty sweet experience.

Technically speaking, I hit a few snags, but I also played it using my TV's built-in DVD player, which rarely plays anything right. Point is, you're better off playing this DVD on your computer. That way you can be assured to avoid any technical problems.

Ultimate Lost Kisses #11

WHA? Dave Sim?? Yeah, it's true -- the one and only Mr. Sim did the art for this issue, which is a huge departure from Brian's usual stick figure drawings.

It's a for better or worse scenario in the sense that this isn't an issue of the Lost Kisses series I know and love. Instead, it comes from some sort of deranged alternate Lost Kisses universe where the past is both haunting and daunting (instead of overwhelming and mildly sad like it's been in the first ten issues).

The art and words of this issue are both intense, leaving me emotionally fascinated but also drained. All said, this is a gripping story with good art (just a few too many re-used images).

Worms #5

I don't "get" Worms. I never have. Brian's tale is cool in a creepy horror-action-thriller sort of way, but the format makes it hard for me to follow the plot clearly.

I like the art by Kimberlee Traub, and I feel that she has better synergy with the writer than ever before. Still, I'm lost when it comes to the overall story.

Just A Man #2 and #3

Instead of giving a plot summary of the series thus far, I'll say this -- Just A Man is the best western film that's never been made.

I loved the first issue of this title, which was a perfect mini-comic journey into violent depravity. Now, the second and third installments step things up to a whole new level.

I turned the pages furiously as I read because Andrew White's art is extremely engaging. It's raw and sparse, but the perfect compliment to Brian John Mitchell's candid script.

Marked #1

Marked is a departure from Brian's other work. Yet, at the same time, it falls victim to the author's own personal clichés.

Brian John Mitchell seems to use the "damsel in distress" model frequently. In particular, sexual abuse and rape are very prevalent (violence in general is prevalent in his work).

Point is, I like the overall concept -- I'm just sick of seeing the author write male characters fighting for the honor of sexually abused women who are often often portrayed as miscalculating and defenseless.

The art here by Jeremy Johnson is very solid. It's got a traditional superhero flair to it, which feels very fitting.

The excellent concept I mentioned before is part superhero, part modern horror anime, and part MTV's The Head -- "He" is retired monster hunter / demon killer that gets thrust back into the business and ends up in some deep @#$%.

It's a good hook and I look forward to Marked #2.

The end.

So, in summary, I hope you've enoyed the latest Silber Media mini-comics review session. You can pick up any of these books from www.silbermedia.com/comics. And thanks again to Brian for always generously sharing a mighty stack of mini-comics with me! Catch ya next time!!!