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Whatever Happened To Beat Boxing?

So I know that Nick and I talked about this the other day (podcast 101), but I maintain that few people actually appreciate beatboxing as an art. Proof positive: Remember Rahzel? Remember back when the Biz still freaked it hard? Of course not, not one of you lame ass ringtone kids actually listens to real hip hop or looks out for trill unsigned hype. I can say that because I don't think anyone has ever commented (besides Nick) on a single one of my music posts, so there! I'll calm down now and get to the point.

My point is, the last time beatboxing got any real exposure was that wackass freestyle from She's All That or in that Rock Your Body joint by Justin Timberlake. And while JT may have potential - it just becomes a caricature of something great when some kid from a boy band does it (i.e Dick In A Box vis a vis Color Me Bad). I know (repeat from yesterday's podcast, yea yea) that if I approach some kids on the block and ask them what they know/like about beatboxing, some kid will start spitting raspberries into his hands. Contrast that with something like B-boying which is way more popular now then back when Breakin' came out --- or rap. Any kid on the street will tell you how much work rapping is - the streets is tough and all that - but that's it.

So, Neal, are you going to shut up soon? What are you really trying to say? I think what I am trying to say is, my boy J. Stone (NYC STERN CLASS OF 2010!) still has respect for beatboxing AND has fun with it. Perhaps you should check him out. He's been doing this for a little while, all over the world to boot. If that isn't your thing or you are looking for something a little more lowkey/alt, peep his roommate (and fellow Sternie) Corey J.

J. Stone (beatboxing) vs. Diwon (MPC) Live at Shemspeed Sukkot Party @ South Paw

Yes, I did just use a whole post to plug my personal agenda and classmates. It's my blog - deal with it!

A Podcast with Ross and Nick #19 - Shadoweyes vs. Magazines vs. Anime

Ross Campbell and Nick Marino talk a bit more about Shadoweyes, but the conversation shifts to dying magazines. From there, it gets a bit adult... and then spins into anime. Enjoy. It's the fourth Shadowcast.

AudioShocker Podcast #101 - The WIN A DATE WITH NEAL Sweepstakes

Paranormal South Park Activity gives us technical problems that result in conversation about the Black Eyed Peas, Chris Rock's Good Hair, online dating, beatboxing (is it niche or kitsch?), Ted Danson, Zak Galifianakis, Ral Grad, John Malkovich, Cracker Barrel, and yeah I guess unfortunately some other items of discussion.

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Culturology 044 - A Misguided Foray into Territory Dangerously Far from Culture

In case it's ever not clear that the apparent discord between myself and Neal is anything more than just staged tomfoolery hoping to excite the otherwise occasionally drab tendency-to-agree-with-each-other that dominates my online relationship with the two primary movers-and-shakers of the Audioshocker universe, this week's post begins with an email from Neal, waiting for me in my inbox after the weekend (I almost never check my email on weekends):

"im just going to throw it out there and suggest you cover the whole obama/nobel thing for monday. itll be fresh all weekend - and lets face it, what the fuck?"

So, you see, Neal sends me a recommendation, and I take it. I haven't quite determined what the culturological angle to the whole thing is just yet, but I can't waste any more time this afternoon. I, like most of us, have work to do. But I am, I think, in a reasonable position to appraise the whole obama/nobel thing since I don't read or watch the news much, and have thereby avoided any and all conversation of the topic (I was hanging out with a bunch of artists and writers, but no one was talking about the whole obame/nobel thing).

There's some chance to be glib and "libertarian" in bent with this commentary and say: "Oh. I guess they gave Obama the prize for killing those pirates back in the Winter." Edgy, right? And funny 'cause it's true?

I was talking, the other day, again with a handful of writer friends (yeah, I mostly hang out with writers and artists. Aren't I cool? (Yes, yes I am)), about cartoons (not just for kids!). Or actually, the cartoons on TV, namely Family Guy, The Simpsons, and South Park. It was nearly a year ago that I first made the argument here in Culturology that Family Guy is not okay to like, and I certainly haven't shifted from that stance (though, as usual, I admit that I've only seen maybe ten episodes ever, which, I guess, may not be enough to make a full judgment). The usual kind of talk about such things, like how The Simpsons, while still not as funny as it used to be (Seasons 1-7), has been pretty good as of late, or how it's kind of terrifying that the same sub-mediocre animator is now responsible for so much of what was once a relatively diverse set of cartoons. Blah blah blah. But I mentioned how, though I haven't seen much of the past couple of seasons, South Park is really a funny show. And a friend said, in a kind of hushed tone, "You know that they're Republicans, right?" The same kind of warning tone as, when talking about indie rock, someone says "But you know that Sufjan Stevens is a... Christian... right?"

I'd imagine however, that the South Park guys self-identify as "libertarian" or that their most rabid fans imagine them (and themselves) as "libertarian." But (and this is for all you folks out there that ever got behind Ron Paul), there's no such thing as Libertarianism. It's just conservatism (Republicanism) in disguise, designed to lure in people that find their stomachs curdled by the abject greed and misery-manufacturing of "free market" corporation-driven capitalism, with rather foolish notions of individualism (especially "rugged" individualism). It's basically just a systematic taking for granted of most of the major facts of contemporary existence. Government generates infrastructure, and it's the neglect by the government of that infrastructure which causes it to crumble. Nor do rich people deserve what they earn...

but anyway, I'm losing track of my point, other than to point out that I'm not a libertarian, like, at all. Totally.

Which is also to say, I don't think it's a big deal that Obama won the Nobel Prize. I mean, at least not in a negative way. It's obviously a big deal. I think a good, deserved, positive thing. And, so long as the USA is still a major player in global politics (and the truly cynical part of myself likes to imagine that Obama's Nobel Prize will be seen as a last bash for US relevance before the world plummets into climate change-driven disarray and catastrophe), the kind of dare-we-call-it-"hope" that Obama's election brought to not only our populace but the global population as well probably was the biggest peace-y-ist thing that happened this year. Besides, if Kissinger--who's cluster bombs are still killing children in Cambodia--could win one, or Al Gore could get one for making a boring movie that got seven yuppies to hop on the fad of recycling for a week and a half, than how relevant is the Peace Prize anyway (or am I just being stupidly American and provincial for asking that?)

And if I'm way off base, it's not really my fault. 'Cause they hired me to write about culture (you know, stuff like cartoons), not politics. So don't complain to me, complain to Neal.

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Anakaris is getting grabby!

Anakaris... either he's trying to kill you or cop a feel.

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Anakaris is my favorite of the "I'm not just in the Darkstalkers games!" Darkstalkers characters. He's got some sweet moves. Plus, he's a mummy. That's awesome. Be back here next Monday for some fun and furry Felicia Hyper Combo Wallpaper as Darkstalkers Month continues!

The Top 9 Most Underrated Comedy Movies of the Past Few Years

Underrated Comedy Movies - Accepted, Balls of Fury, Balls Out, The Ten

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9. The Ten. I woulda put this at #10 on the list just because, but this is The Top 9 and thusly includes no #10. Whatever. This movie is not amazing, but decently funny, if only for the Jesus in Mexico vignette. [Buy it now: The Ten on Amazon]

8. Accepted. I never hear anyone talk about this flick, despite it's now famous cast. It's pretty damn funny. Again, not amazing, but still really good. [Buy it now: Accepted on Amazon]

7. Idiocracy. On the whole, a lot of movies on this list can outdo the comedy of Idiocracy. But for a might-as-well-have-been direct-to-DVD sleeper, this movie is totally awesome. The film is very quotable. I even own a "Camacho for President" t-shirt. [Buy it now: Idiocracy on Amazon]

6. Big Stan. I have a soft spot for Rob Schneider. This isn't his best, but it's very strong (not to mention Rob's directorial debut, I think). Conceptually, it's excellent and the execution - while not being laugh-out-loud all the time - is pretty damn funny. [Buy it now: Big Stan on Amazon]

5. The Big Bounce. How many people out there saw this one? Yeah, that's what I thought. Only the people that I showed it to. Well, it's great, okay? Like Big Stan, it's more quirky funny than piss yourself funny. It's got excellent actors in it and a strong plot twist. [Buy it now: The Big Bounce on Amazon]

4. Surviving Christmas. Why so high on this list? Why even on this list? Because Ben Affleck is constantly getting shit on, which caused this gem to be largely overlooked. I think this could make an argument for "most underrated," though not the BEST of the underrated flicks here. [Buy it now: Surviving Christmas on Amazon]

3. Yes Man. This may be the least underrated on the list. It sits this high because, while being generally enjoyed, it's not a huge hit. This movie is funny enough to be a major smash, yet most people I know stayed away from it. This probably has the widest appeal of all the films on this list. [Buy it now: Yes Man on Amazon]

2. Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach. Or Balls Out: The Gary Houseman Story. Whatever you want to call it, this is fucking great. I nearly peed myself at points watching this one. However, it probably has the most narrow appeal of all the films. You have to appreciate gross out comedy, situational ignorance, and cheap shocker jokes (no, not that shocker... "shocker" as in "shocking"). [Buy it now: Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach on Amazon]

1. Balls of Fury. This movie tends to polarize people. And by polarize, I mean that I love it and just about everyone else thinks it's not funny. EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG. This is the real deal, a near Holy Grail of slapstick / gross out / poor taste comedy. You've got Walken, Lopez, Terry Crews, that main guy who's really funny, Maggie Q in her best role, and the French Stewart lookalike guy who voices Batman now. It's made by the guys from The State who also make Reno 911 [and The Ten]. It's got some serious comedy pedigree. And you should watch it. And love it. [Buy it now: Balls of Fury on Amazon]

See also:

- Check it! Underrated comedy movies on our AudioShocker Amazon aStore
- The Top 9 Most Overrated Comedy Movies of the Past Few Years
- The Top 9 Best Bad Comedy Movies (So Bad They’re Good!)

Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is better. 3 X 3 = Awesome. Now that’s what I call math.

Super Haters #14 - Seriously.

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A Podcast with Ross and Nick #18 - Shadoweyes Has Risen

Literally. Ross Campbell's new Shadoweyes comic is going to have a character in it named Risen, and Ross and Nick Marino spend just about all of part three of the Shadowcast talking about how this antagonist should come to life. There's other stuff too, but Risen dominates the conversation.

AudioShocker Podcast #100 - Everything Sucks Except Us

WE MADE IT! Celebrate with us as we discuss David Letterman, Robot 13 #2, Street Fighter: The Movie (the game), Capcom Fighting Evolution, Mr.Woodcock, Seann William Scott vs. Ashton Kutcher, Stephen King's Rose Red, Aventureland, Marvel Super Hero Squad, El Superbeasto, Audio Quest starring LIGHTS, and... at the end, some one special #100 greetings greeting from our friends friend!

Culturology 043 - Unsimulated Criticism

A celebration is in order with this post, as it marks the beginning of the second year of Culturology. Crazy, I know. I think forty-two posts/articles (some more fully formed than others, though all of them springing forth, Athena-like, from my forehead) in fifty-two weeks is pretty damn impressive. Maybe 10 weeks off seems like more than the standard number of vacation weeks in the contemporary work week, but Americans work too hard, and since these publish on Mondays, and almost all the bank/gov't/university (the latter effecting me most since it's where I get my internet) holidays take place. Had Nick and Neal any idea what a stalwart contributor they were adding to the audioshocking ranks when they convinced me to do this? It strikes me as being a worthy activity of singing my own praises for the entirety of this post, I will refrain from doing so.

Though I hit the theaters with frequency, the bulk of my movie watching, as with so many people these days, via an internet-based, DVD-rental-mailing system. Given the wide scope of my interests, without careful planning working-down-the-queue style movie arrivals (the kind of careful planning which got Bloodsport and Kickboxer to my door on the same day--a day where I had a big important meeting with my thesis adviser, so needed the ass-kicking celebration that evening (a duo of movies, by the way, which hopefully Nick and I will think of a clever way of discussing here in a future post)). As an example of less careful planning, the two movies I had over the weekend: Studio Ghibli's The Cat Returns, an animated feature for young audiences, and Nagisa Oshima's In the Realm of the Senses, a movie best known, probably, for its unsimulated sex scenes (but totally legit, since, like, it's on Criterion Collection...).

So both movies were Japanese, watched by me with English subtitles, but the similarities stop with that. I figure, at least with the audio in Japanese, my neighbors, if they heard my speakers, couldn't tell what I was watching ("Ugh, our stupid neighbor is watching kids' movies again," or "Ugh, our neighbor is watching pornography again."). Both movies featured a fair amount of screaming, though the prior featured the shrieks of a teenager being startled by the strange occurrences in a mystical land of cats, and the latter the orgasmic shrieks of a woman so in love and obsessed with her lover that she cuts off his penis at the end of the movie to keep it (based on a true story!). I keep my volume pretty low, as it is.

An interesting contrast, though, since Studio Ghibli (especially the works by Miyazaki, though this movie was made by one of his proteges) consistently produces movies with refreshingly strong female main characters, and movies with unsimulated sex scenes generally ruin the careers (I'm thinking of "mainstream" movies that feature such things, not of pornography-as-such--though you can also think of pornstars making "mainstream" (if quasi-artsy) movies, most recently Soderberg's movie that did-you-hear-it's-totally-made-with-a-hardcore-porno-star-as-the-lead-actress; always a matter of spectacle)) of the woman that take roles therein (certainly the case with In the Realms of Senses, where it was the lead actress's first movie part, and she only got offers for porno movies afterward, eventually showing up in a couple more movies and then moving away from Japan entirely). The male actors, generally, I think, just get big cultural high-fives (think for instance, of Gallo's Brown Bunny).

And of course, there's whatever argument to be made, at least in the case of well-made, carefully shot, generally "good" movies, like Realm of the Senses, that it's not subjugating it's female lead within the film they way that she lost respect in the actual world. But the whole notion of "unsimulated" breaks that ability to draw that line between the representational world of the film and the actual world that it represents, insofar as, being fictionalized, even the "actual" penetration represented on film is still relegated to simulation. So the claim of "unsimulated" is quite similar to the "nonfiction" of memoir--and, also similarly, prurient garbage. So, the art of the movie, some of which is quite nice, is still art, but the pornographic aspects are just pornographic and gimmicky. I think the blurbs would generally argue for some kind of boundary-walking going on, but that's really just a moving back-and-forth from one "realm," as it were, to another. Making artsy porn does just that.

And, given that I'm still working my way through Studio Ghibli's catalogue, and my preference for all-audience fare continues--who'd a thought that I was so conservative? (Though if there were no American Right, I'd have no problem being on the pragmatic/rationalist (in my mind conservative) side of the leftist spectrum.) Well, I'm leaving a lot out of this issue for the moment; there's a larger discussion to be had, and I'd probably give way on various points for the sake of discourse and truth-seeking, etc. But this can fall back, like so many of my arguments do, to the cushion of boredom--I like tales of masculine triumph as much as the next guy (see the eventually upcoming post about the above-mentioned JCVD movies), but, (and maybe I'm just a wishy-washy liberal humanist after all) a well-balanced, well-represented, and of course, interesting and well-made cultural melange seems to me to be the way to go, and it seems like, to bring pornography into the mainstream, or the quasi-mainstream of art movies, you'd have to go out of your way to downplay its unsimulatedness, which certainly wasn't the case, based on the DVD extras, with Realm of the Senses (and maybe the Kingdom of the Cats is real!).