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Culturology 041 - Two Awesome Things

Sometimes I find myself falling back on standard opinions of things which I've already expressed before, but since it's already nearly the end of the workday and I've still got a lot on my plate (being the editor and webmaster of a long-standing literary journal takes a surprisingly consistent amount of dedication), and, additionally, since Culturology is rapidly approaching its one-year anniversary, it seems fair enough to do so:

Already a few weeks ago now, believe it or not (Happy Belated Labor Day, incidentally), I went out and saw Miyazaki's newest film, Ponyo, a return to explicitly child-oriented fare from the best-of-our-times animator. I like graphic profanity as much as the next guy (well, maybe not as much as Nick...), but I'm still a softy when it comes to successful all-ages cultural output. It happens basically never from within American boundaries (most of Pixar's movies (they having, notably, a massive collective crush on Miyazaki) being the one exception), but finding movies that tell compelling stories that are accessible and indeed moving to viewers of a wide span of ages is truly difficult. Most movies that seem like they might tend to add just enough annoying shit to get to either their PG-13 rating (the notion of PG-13 strikes me as one of the dumbest things currently enjoying cultural cachet) or R rating, to make sure that the appropriate demographic chord is struck.

But, again, I think I've discussed this sort of thing before, so I'll prevent myself from going on too much about it. Except to say that Ponyo is an interesting case of the all ages phenomenon, in that it definitely feels like a movie designed to be specifically for children--it's plotting and logic are definitely that of a young person--but it's stunning beauty, vision, and quality make it very appealing for all viewers (though victims of adult ADD would probably be bored witless). Basically, a case of something being Good for Good Reasons. Additionally, the film just incredibly captured the stunning excitement of being alive and being a human, with Ponyo's various "I'm human!"-esque outbursts just feeling so genuine.

But even if it was too kiddy sometimes, the static-to-only-moving-as-little-as-possible colored pencil backgrounds alone were an aesthetic feast. As much as some people make strong cases for the quality of non-Pixar computer animated movies (like Kung-Fu Panda or Madagascar 2 or whatever else), they just can't compare with the thorough-going world building of Miyazaki's movies; style and content in Ponyo are married at so deep a level that most of Pixar's output can't compete either (the only thing that comes to mind at the moment as coming close is the first half of Wall-E). Thus Miyazaki's movies' ability to be compared to the finest art cinema as well, in terms of the care of their construction.

It being after Labor Day now, the book club is officially over, but speaking of visually stunning things, David Mazzucchelli's new graphic novel, Asterios Polyp brings some serious awesome. Great story, strong strong design (simple lines for the most part, but very expressive, and ability to match various stylistic touches to various sequences or bits of content), excellent layout. I would guess that some folks out there balked at the ending, but I thought it really worked (in a rare nod to the anti-spoiler people out there, I'll spare the details for now; mostly because I think everyone should read this thing).

Cyclops vs. Storm Hyper Combo Wallpaper!

Scott Summers vs. Ororo Munroe

Laser eyes versus lightning limbs!

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Be back here next Monday for a Spider-Man vs. Hulk(s) Hyper Combo Wallpaper as Versus Month battles on!

Beatcast #41 - Building Da Beat - Bass

Welcome to the second installment of "Building Da Beat." If last week's drums constituted the "skeleton" of the song, then this week could be considered the "muscle," as some fat slap bass has been added on top of the percussion. Be back next week for the guitar.

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A Special Video Treat - The Top 10 Reasons to Move to NYC

As my first week of classes coasts to an end, and I think it is only fitting to release this gem to all of you. Behold, the world premiere of The Stern Class of 2011, Block 1 Team 2 (The Straight Shooters) talent show skit. Taped in HD, broadcast via Vimeo, direct to you.

We recorded and edited this top 9 10 last Wednesday night during Pre-Term Orientation (between the hours of 3-11pm), and I think the results are nothing less than stellar. Please note the Stern acting debut's of Trey, Yolanda, Julia, Xianglei, Matt, and myself as we dish the top 10 reasons to move to New York City! (Special thanks to YoYo the rat, everyone at the West 4th St. courts, and the bartender at the Slaughtered Lamb) And word up to Donny Goines for the ending credits track. (Go cop The Breakfast Club disc NOW!)

Next Week: Your regularly scheduled dose of the Top 9 as Nick presents The Top 9 Reasons Why DC Comics is Now DC Entertainment!

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A Podcast with Ross and Nick #14 - Wet Mooned For Once

Ross Campbell and Nick Marino start out talking about District 9, sci-fi movies set in Africa, and the upcoming BET Black Panther cartoon. This turns into a talk about Predator vs. Aliens vs. Terminator vs. ALF, and then... finally... the Wet Moon 5 SPOILERS begin!!! The ending, the art, the future, and more! And be back here next Wednesday as the Wet Moon 5 conversation continues!!

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AudioShocker Podcast #96 - Podcast Dentata

NEW AND IMPROVED FORMAT RETURNS! But, ehhh, who really cares... right? WE DO!!! First, we talk about Whiteout, Teeth, and Boondock Saints II. Then we chitchat about JCVD in Lionheart, Death Warrant, and Double Impact. Then we wrap the show up conversing about the incest anime Koi Kaze. GOOD TIMES!!!

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Iron Man vs. War Machine Hyper Combo Wallpaper!

Tony Stark vs. Rhodey Rhodes

Behold War Machine's tiny yet threatening fist!

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Be back here next Monday for a Cyclops vs. Storm Hyper Combo Wallpaper as Versus Month continues!

Beatcast #40 - Building Da Beat - Drums

I'm gonna try something a little different for the month of September here on the Beatcast. This month will be devoted to "Building Da Beat" - instead of just hearing a finished song, you get to listen to the different layers as I build an instrumental track from scratch. Today, we're going to start out with the "skeleton" of the song, the drums. Be back next week to hear the drums combined with the next layer, the bass.

The Top 9 Ways Marvel Has Changed Since It Was Purchased by Disney

9. Captain America is asking everyone to refer to him as Captain Charming from now on.

8. Lockheed and Figment moved to Massachusetts and got a civil union.

7. Wolverine has been seen spontaneously breaking into song during his berserker rages.

6. Disney's Beast officially dropped his lawsuit against Frank Quitely and Hank McCoy.

5. Storm is now one of the Disney Princesses.

4. Uncle Scrooge and Tony Stark have worked out a synchronized swimming routine in the Money Bin.

3. The Hulk and Kermit the Frog have been singing duets of "It's Not Easy Being Green."

2. In an effort to make himself more kid-friendly, Frank Castle has changed his codename to the Funisher.

1. Marvel has announced that Don Cheadle will be playing the role of Mouse Machine in Iron Man 2.

Mouse Machine

Next Week: Neal drops a special video versions of The Top 9 10 Reasons to Move to NYC. While I can't say I approve of this "Top 10" business, I do appreciate the week off.

More: The Top 9 Least Intimidating Supervillains!

Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is better. 3 X 3 = Awesome. Now that’s what I call math.