9. Axel Foley. Beverly Hills Cop might be the greatest cop comedy of all-time, but I just don't envision a large market of hungry BHC fans clamoring for more Axel Foley hijinks so badly that they've taken it upon themselves to craft his next set of adventures.
8. Mummies Alive! To have fan fiction, I'm pretty certain that you need fans in the first place, so that pretty much rules out this entry. I somewhat enjoyed this bizarre "extreme zombies" cartoon back when it aired, but I'm not craving anymore of it.
7. Bosom Buddies. Tranny Tom Hanks is a tempting prospect, without a doubt, but not the sort of thing that I imagine generates much nostalgia. Though I look back fondly on this sitcom, I don't foresee fans creating new awkward reasons for him to quickly change out of men's clothing and into some female threads.
6. Contra. Greatest NES game ever? It's definitely up for debate. Greatest video game theme ever? Again, we're looking at a possible champion here. Video game with strong potential for fan fiction? Not even close. I mean, what more can you really do with this concept? Shirtless commandos are airdropped into South America to shoot rebels, robots, and aliens in the face. End of story.
5. Full House. This TGIF nightmare is waaaay too obnoxious to live on it the hearts and minds of former fans. Unfortunately, I'm sure there have been plenty of fan-imagined Full House scenarios since the show's demise (spanning the gamut of good taste, I'll bet). But it must stop here and now. Bob Saget is great, but not when he's fathering the Olsen twins.
4. Street Sharks. These mutated sea predators were "Jawesome!" But who really gives a shit? They take the cake as the most ridiculous of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle knockoffs. I think it's safe to say they only live on in the most obscure recesses of pop culture memory, and thus fail to populate the desires of fan fiction authors.
3. Count Chocula. I have to hand it to General Mills - they really know how to make a breakfast cereal memorable. But memorable doesn't equal incredible fan fiction potential, let alone good story potential. While a Frankenberry team up might be the ultimate dream of some fan fictioner out there, I'm going to assume that no one really wants to read about the further adventures of this cocoa-sucking vampire.
2. Jar Jar Binks. Star Wars: The Phantom Menance was notable for many things. Namely, it made a shitload of money off of the previous three Star Wars films despite the fact that it sucked beyond belief. The other crime committed by this film was introducing the world to Jar Jar Binks, a bumbling Sambo-esque caricature that cemented George Lucas' modern day reputation. Unless fans are writing about the timely demise of Jar Jar, I don't think anyone is interested in reading it.
1. Stripperella. While Reese's hit gold with the combination of two favorites, Spike TV hit shit with its teaming of Stan Lee and Pamela Anderson (who may have also been a "Lee" at that point). Pam obviously has a thing for superheroes, having previously tackled the role of Barb Wire (not to mention her other hero roles in VIP and Baywatch). But unfortunately, Stripperella was not her super-powered breakout. As for Stan the Man, I dunno what to say. Genius? Yes. Innovator? Yes. Occasionally misguided businessman? YES. And Stripperella serves as possibly his most misguided venure (save for the financially disastrous Stan Lee Media, of course). So do people want more Stripperella so bad that they'd write it themselves? I think the answer is an emphatic "NO."
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