You can piss me off on an airplane by...
9. ...being the last person on the plane who somehow manages to have the biggest bag. Of course, said bag won't fit in the overhead compartment.
8. ...whining relentlessly while trying to futilely shove your oversized bag into the overhead compartment.
7. ...moving around everybody's stuff in a reckless manner because the physical logistics of your bag and the overhead compartment simply don't work.
6. ...mixing up everybody's luggage following your attempt to fit a large item into a small space and then trying to slam the overhead compartment hatch closed even when it's obvious it won't close.
5. ...cursing out the airplane because your fat ass bag couldn't fit into a small overhead space.
4. ...getting all flustered with this "goddamn stupid airplane with a fucking small overhead stupid compartment" and then acting huffy until a steward or stewardess comes over to help.
3. ...giving the steward or stewardess an attitude for not being able to fit your bag in the overhead compartment as well.
2. ...being a complete dick to every employee on the airplane even though your bag was never going to fit from the start and you should have just gate checked the damn thing.
1. ...delaying the entire takeoff process because you like to show up last for your flight while bringing an impossibly huge bag onto the airplane, despite the fact that it's obvious that your bag will never fit into the limited overhead space that's left.
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Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is better. 3 X 3 = Awesome. Now that’s what I call math.
such passion nick! for me, it's people who leave the reading light on and people who clap at the end of the flight. cut that mess out people!
i also hate the snobby person that has ridiculous demands or the sad sack that likes to complain about everything regarding the flight. oh, and the person who likes to take forever to just put their bag up top.