9. Sgt. Pepper (and his Lonely Hearts Club Band)
8. Sgt. Tori Porter (ghost)
7. Rod Argent ("God Gave Rock and Roll to You")
6. Sargento Cheese (Persnickety People Exceptional Cheese)
5. Sgt. T.J. Hooker (c'mon, it's William Shatner!)
4. Sgt. Nick Fury (and his Howling Commandos)
3. Herb Sargent (Saturday Night Live writer)
2. Alvin Sargent (What About Bob? writer)
1. Sgt. Slaughter (professional wrestler AND G.I. Joe character)
More: The Top 9 Captains
Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is better. 3 X 3 = Awesome. Now that’s what I call math.
yo Nick thanks for the shout out brother!