Monthly Archive for August, 2009

Culturology 040 - Back at the Movies!

So I finally, finally go out last week to see a couple of movies, so have plenty of topical things to write about, and even get to the internet in time to post this column at about the earliest time it's been posted at for a long time, and what do I see on the internet when I get here? News that seems to make a couple oh-hey-I-guess-Pete-saw-a-movie paragraphs seem downright unimportant: that's right, folks, you heard it here first: Disney is buying Marvel. Nothing like another massive cultural-industrial trust, huh? What's fascinating to me about it is comparing Disney/Marvel to Warner/DC, since the DC/Warner thing was rooted in publishing, and for a long while there DC was seen as being in better shape in general, since it had a powerhouse publisher backing it (until Marvel started to rake it in with their we-can-make-that-movie attitude), but the Disney buy is almost certainly rooted in the movie side of the business (Disney obviously does its fair share of publishing (and TV animation), but most of that is in support of characters designed for (or first for) the movies they star in.

Comic books remain comic books, though. That's for more-or-less sure.

So what movie was it that finally broke my cinemaless streak? Maybe you saw this coming, but it was Taratino's Inglourious Basterds. I wouldn't necessarily claim to celebrate the man's entire catalogue (it's been yearsandyears since I saw Reservoir Dogs, for instance (I'm generally satisfied in that regard by occasionally saying "You're okay. You're gonna be okay." in a Harvey Keital voice and watching the little homage scene in Swingers, where the characters walk to their cars like the Misters (Color) do in RD)), but I do tend to like his movies. One generally knows what one is going to get: a loose exercise in genre, more interested in a superficial grazing blow at the genre in question, mostly focused on a talk-heavy plot and unanticipated turns away from genre-wallowing (back towards more dialogue).

Certainly the case with Inglourious Basterds, since it's much less of a warsploitation movie than it might've been--especially compared with the way it was marketed. Which is a relief, really, since several of the non-genre-y scenes were pretty fantastic. Also, so that way one doesn't have to think any more about the broader implications of the movie being about jewish people getting blood revenge on the Nazis, given the fact that is a permanently open wound in the Western World's past, present, and future which no piece of culture--no film, no book, no documentary, no History Channel special, no imaginary scene of Hitler being riddled with machine-gun bullets--can salve. I'm honestly not even sure what I think, in that regard, and though I do try to think about it, prefer, at least for now to focus on the structural aspects of the movie underneath the setting, costumes, languages, which were quite satisfying. Though I'm glad it was Nazis because Christoph Waltz was incredible as Colonel Handa (in a different setting, his character was essential the evil assistant principal or bad lieutenant), stole his scenes, best acting in the movie, hands down (though no one else gets as much face time, I don't think, and I've never thought that Brad Pitt was much other than mediocre in everything he does ('cept for maybe Snatch, where I can't help but like Mickey)).

One complaint I had with IG, which is similar to the one that I had with Taratino's half of Grindhouse, is that he doesn't seem to be able to keep himself interested with the genre-relative stylistic touches on these movies; that is, "Death Proof" didn't play around with the meta stuff nearly as effectively as Rodriguez's "Planet Terror," especially by the time the big car chase starts. Like QT gets distracted by having his characters say things, and forgets that the thorough-going genre thing, once started, is generally noticed as disappearing when it does, and such a disappearance is jarring. Like the kind of intro that the ex-Wehrmacht guy gets relatively early on in the film but is never matched again, and sound-tracking choices (yes, I know, when in doubt, with any movie (unless it's a Clint Mansell score for an Aronofsky film), assume that I'm going to gripe about the soundtrack). I don't even know that I'm arguing on behalf of the meta-film kind of stylistic touches, so much as wishing instead that they were just left out entirely, rather than half-assed.

And, speaking of heavily armed jews...

at long last, the return of...

The Summer of Booklove Bookclub: Michael Chabon's Gentlemen of the Road

This being (last time I checked, anyway) Chabon's latest book. A slim little adventure novel which fully embraces its genre very satisfactorily (complete with cool drawings by the guy that does Prince Valiant). Chabon says, in the back-matter of GotR that he first conceived of this story as being about "jews with swords," pulling this book right in line with his other two recent ventures, The Yiddish Policemen's Union (Audioshocker's pick for 2008 paperback of the year), and The Final Solution--a Sherlock Holmes story involving a Jewish child who has escaped the holocaust, his parrot, and an aging Holmes (another genre exercise (mighty trendy these days)). Good job, Chabon.

I'm not particularly steeped in Jewish history, so to me, reading this book, it mostly just seemed like an action/adventure novel; I didn't really notice anything until in hindsight after reading Chabon's above-quoted comment in the back matter. Not that that matters either. It doesn't really. What does matter is that Chabon really nailed the genre on this one (way better then he did with Final Solution, and more convincingly than his attempts to cop a Raymond Chandleresque prose style in Detective's Union; a completely excited, quick read. Did any one else read it? You should, really.

Capcom in the Clutches of Magneto Hyper Combo Wallpaper!

Amingo strikes a prickly pose

Capcom, in the evil clutches of Magneto!

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Magneto is a mainstay of the Marvel vs. Capcom series. From X-Men: Children of the Atom to Marvel Super Heroes to X-Men vs. Street Fighter to Marvel vs. Capcom 2, the master of magnetism is one of most formidable baddies in the Marvel lineup.

The Mags you see here is from the cover of House of M: Masters of Evil #4, drawn by Mike Perkins (with a bit of Photoshop magic by moi). Be back here next Monday for another Hyper Combo Wallpaper and the start of September a.k.a. Versus Month!

Beatcast #39 - In Vert Head by Nik Furious

Uncanny, an original instrumental digital song by Nik Furious. This is the tenth and final part of a ten part Beatcast series called Nik Furious: Then and Now. This week is my Now recording that I'm the most proud of out of all of my modern songs. The mix, the melody, the beat - it all works for me. It was written and recorded in late 2007 as a Christmas gift for the AudioShocker's Justique.

 

The Top 9 Ways to Annoy Me on an Airplane

You can piss me off on an airplane by...

9. ...being the last person on the plane who somehow manages to have the biggest bag. Of course, said bag won't fit in the overhead compartment.

8. ...whining relentlessly while trying to futilely shove your oversized bag into the overhead compartment.

7. ...moving around everybody's stuff in a reckless manner because the physical logistics of your bag and the overhead compartment simply don't work.

6. ...mixing up everybody's luggage following your attempt to fit a large item into a small space and then trying to slam the overhead compartment hatch closed even when it's obvious it won't close.

5. ...cursing out the airplane because your fat ass bag couldn't fit into a small overhead space.

4. ...getting all flustered with this "goddamn stupid airplane with a fucking small overhead stupid compartment" and then acting huffy until a steward or stewardess comes over to help.

3. ...giving the steward or stewardess an attitude for not being able to fit your bag in the overhead compartment as well.

2. ...being a complete dick to every employee on the airplane even though your bag was never going to fit from the start and you should have just gate checked the damn thing.

1. ...delaying the entire takeoff process because you like to show up last for your flight while bringing an impossibly huge bag onto the airplane, despite the fact that it's obvious that your bag will never fit into the limited overhead space that's left.

More: The Top Nine Five Things That Piss Me Off When I’m Walking Down the Street!

Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is better. 3 X 3 = Awesome. Now that’s what I call math.

Super Haters on Super Vacation

Destruct-O-Tron and Mind's Eye received an urgent distress call from Tropicali City today, and they've decided to stay there for a little mini-vacation. So no new Super Haters this week! SORRY!!!

A Podcast with Ross and Nick #12 - Just a Smidgen of Wet Moon 5

Ross Campbell and Nick Marino promised you a juicy Wet Moon 5 podcast and now they deliver! WAITAMINUTE... they meant to deliver, but then things got a little weird. The guys talk about setting the clock fast, mutual friends from Fairport, NY (including one that sat on Nick's head), construction at Ross' apartment building, and... wait for it... WET MOON 5!!! But they're no spoilers here! In fact, the Wet Moon 5 bathroom scene leads into a discussion of personal gastrointestinal problems, which naturally leads to food (and then leads into the labels of vegetarian vs. vegan vs. whatever). After ragging on Thanksgiving, the talk returns to Wet Moon 5 and the fictional continuation of Harry Potter and Twilight. Next episode: ALF, dwarf planets, District 9, and (maybe, but probably not) Wet Moon 5!!!

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AudioShocker Podcast #94 - Spider-Man Pedicab

We talk Boondocks, Megan Wants a Millionaire, Mike Myers and Dana Carvey, a 3D lovefest with Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince and G-Force, District 9 is overrated, Christina Milian is in Bring It On: Fight to the Finish, even Jean-Claude Van Damme can't save Cyborg, Gunslinger Girl and Funimation DVDs are weak, Fantasma is WEIRD, the tits of Anna Paquin and Katie Holmes, and a Spider-Man pedicab in NYC. Aaanndd of course... comics! Avengers Forever, Faction, Wet Moon 5, Iron Man, and Spider-Pimp.

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Culturology 039 - Relatedness & Reference

As the movie-drought continues, I feel like I need to keep reminding myself that I like going to movies. Thought about going out last night, to see something, but just wound up going to a bar instead (a way cheaper enterprise, given the five dollar pitchers of Yeungling available at my neighborhood dive). But I have been, as alluded to in a post from a couple weeks ago (or a comment), reading Thomas Pynchon's newest novel, Inherent Vice for the last five days, which is like a movie unto itself. There's something tough about being a Pynchon fan, since he's so known for his difficult prose and obscure topics, but this new book is pretty easy reading. Takes place in a drug-addled late '60s Los Angeles, following a PI trying to track down a conspiracy while smoking a lot of joints and eating a lot of pussy. Great fun, but, speaking of movies, occasionally the dialogue will bear a remarkable similarity to The Big Lebowski--what with all the "Bummers." and "comma, Mans." going on--though not to negative effect; Pynchon's protagonist is an actual dick, as opposed to the Coen Brothers' erstwhile detective of The Dude.

It seems like there's some kind of trend back towards classic detective novels going on in the zeitgeist these days. Michael Chabon's Yiddish Policemen's Union was also very Chandler inspired, and the still-recent-ish movie Brick (a completely awesome movie that I wholeheartedly recommend) was Dashiell Hammett reinvented in a modern high school. Plus I personally just went through a major phase in the late Spring and into the Summer of reading a bunch of Chandler and Hammett, and I'm totally plugged into the zeitgeist (I once even played a gig at a gallery called Zeitgeist, once upon a time in Cambridge, MA). Is anyone else noticing this trend? Is two books by super-notable authors and one movie enough to label a trend? Am I missing obvious other entries in the detective-novels-are-hip-again encyclopedia?

Thinking about this Pynchon/Lebowski overlap, I immediately also wonder whether or not American Arts & Letter's second most famous recluse has seen the BL, and whether or not he was concerned about it if he had. Given Pynchon's two appearances on The Simpsons, I figure he must be at least as plugged into the zeitgeist as I am (and hopefully someday I'll be successful enough a writer that I too will get to disappear into reclusive obsucrity). Which got me thinking about the fact that both of the episodes that he's in are completely forgettable, which is too bad, but does get me in the mood for some arbitrary Simpsons list-making. Because that's just what the internet needs, more Simpsons list--making. So:

Top Three (why not 5, 9, or 10? because they ain't nearly exclusive enough) Episodes of The Simpsons Based on My Frequency of Reference in Everyday Conversation

1) "Bart the Lover": this is the episode where Bart writes Mrs. Krabapple personal letters as "Woodrow" and a picture of Gordy Howe. By my just-right-now recollection (the source of this entire list), I quote lines from this single episode way more than any other, to the point where this single episode competes with the entire series of Arrested Development for total-most-references-all-around (though Mr. Show and The Big Lebowski are both way higher than either other). The references are (without context, it'll be more fun if you remember them yourself!):

"I can't help but feel partly responsible for this."
"Dear Baby, welcome to Dumpsville, population: you."
"Five dollars? Get outta here..."

This may seem like not many--only three quotes--but I use all three of these all the time (pretty much anytime I buy anything that costs five dollars there're even odds that I say "five dollars, get outta here..."

2) "Home Sweet Homediddily-Dum-Doodily": This is the one where the Simpsons kids get put into foster care with the Flanderses. Partly because Bart gets lice from playing with a monkey with Milhouse, who says:

"Sooo cold..."

in a way that I replicate all the time (I used to conflate this reference with a the crack-dispenser guys behavior in Futurama, but have subsequently repaired that).

Also, Homers slo-mo screaming of

"Noooooo..."

as he leaps to prevent Maggie's baptism may well be a source for times when I scream "No" in a slo-mo voice.

3) "Life on the Fast Lane": Having one of my favorite--and most quotable--episodes from the very first season confirms me as an ultra-purist (not even the people that invented the series like that first season as much as I do). This is the one where Marge is tempted to have an affair with her bowling instructor. Several amazing quotes, most the result of, apparently, Albert Brooks's ad-libbing:

"One hundred and ten pins later, I am the better man."
"You can't go bowling without a lane." --I use this one all the time as a metaphor for "If you don't play, you can't win." kind of situations, like, if you don't submit your resume, you won't get a job. Can't go bowling without a lane, dude.
"You can't wear street shoes on the lane." --Often following up the last one, to clarify the literalness of the reference it comes from.
"It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end." --Any time brunch comes up, this comes out of my mouth.

Maybe this depth-of-reference demonstrates something of an obsessive streak (I've seen all of these episodes a dozen times each, easily), but you know, it's fun to keep track of.

Tune in next week for the long-awaited bookclubbing of Chabon's Gentlemen of the Road plus more musings on Inherent Vice!

Amingo Marvel vs. Capcom 2 Hyper Combo Wallpaper!

Amingo strikes a prickly pose

Say WAZZZUP to Amingo, the Living Cactus

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I used to think that Marvel vs. Capcom 2 was the weak link in the Marvel vs. Capcom series, but I've since changed my mind and embraced the final (for now!) MvC installment.

Amingo is one of the new characters Capcom put in MvC2. Design-wise, I think he's the best looking of the newbies (though probably not the best fighter... sorry, amigo!).

Be back here next Monday for special Magneto Hyper Combo Wallpaper!

Beatcast #38 - Little Red Book by Nik Furious

Little Red Book, an upbeat acoustic song by Nik Furious. This is the ninth part of a ten part Beatcast series called Nik Furious: Then and Now. I recorded this Then song one night in the summer of 2002 in Coatesville, PA. I wrote it while flirting online with a girl on Friendster (or was it Makeoutclub?). I don't remember her name... but girl, if you remember me and you hear this... then stop by and say hi!