The Top 9 Captains

9. Captain Kangaroo (host of the Captain Kangaroo TV show)
8. Captain Caveman (Hanna-Barbera cartoon character)
7. Captain Stabbin (porn star)
6. Captain Picard (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
5. Cap'n Crunch (cereal mascot)
4. The Sea Captain (raunchy sailor from The Simpsons)
3. Captain Kirk (Star Trek: The Original Series)
2. Captain America (Marvel Comics character)
1. Captain Commando (former Capcom mascot and MvC fighter)

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Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is better. 3 X 3 = Awesome. Now that’s what I call math.

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