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Culturology 035 - Demographic Disposition and Bland Comedy

Having received several quasi-favorable reviews--not high praise exactly, but admissions of funniness--from a couple of reliable sources, I went ahead over the weekend and went out to see The Hangover, to see what all the fuss was about. Given that the movie's already been in theaters for three weeks, there's not a whole lot I can say here that hasn't already been said, but it was kind of funny. But it was also clear why the thing has been so popular, since it's not not-funny either.

Maybe it's an age thing, once again. I'm in the closing months of my mid-20s, soon to be embarking on my late-20s, and more and more I find this to be an awkward age. I probably sit at about the median age of my social circles, but that means that a fair number of people that I see socially on a regular basis are already in their 30s (mostly in their early-30s, but a few are in their mid-30s). I bring this up because of a certain logic that seems to exist in comedy movies, that movies about high school are written for a pre-teen audience (though the raunchy subset of high school movies finds a broader audience, I suppose), movies about college for a high school audience, movies about twentysomethings capering about (Saving Silverman, maybe?) for college students, and movies about thirtysomethings written for twentysomethings. So, by only several minutes into The Hangover, I found myself thinking "wow! I can't wait 'til I'm in my mid-to-late thirties!".

If this age-based thing seems too general, or off base, it's also further complicated by The Hangover's simultaneous existence as a caper comedy and as a Vegas movie at the same time. It may well, in fact, just be the fact that it takes place in Las Vegas that this movie is successful at all (how could a combination of Dude, Where's My Car? and Very Bad Things succeed otherwise?). Given that some many of its jokes seem so familiar, the thing won't age well, but then again, that's not really the point, I suppose. Comedy-for-the-ages is a different beast than comedies-that-make-hundreds-of-millions-of-dollars (or even of less immoderate success). Take, for instance, Something About Mary and Kingpin, from all the way back in the '90s: Mary seemed like the ground-breaking movie at the time, as the culmination of the '90s gross-out movement, and made more money (I'd imagine), but Kingpin was the movie built to last--Bill Murray's comb-over alone will maintain this movie for centuries to come (not to mention possibly the best groin-hit (between Harrelson and the two baddies) of all time). I could rattle off a massive list of classic comedies but there's no real point to it; I'm fairly confidant that the trends would point to aspects of quality rather than quantity of viewers.

Crank 2 was way funnier than The Hangover. Very different types of movies, admittedly, but the comparison can be made since The Hangover definitely went for the still-new "this is awesome" model of movie-making. Except that very little of its concepts were particularly awesome, and the thing was quite slackly-paced. The pacing issue probably has to do with it being a Vegas movie, where the director, one assumes, is compelled to lovingly film all those beautiful hotel rooms and hallways and scenic vistas blah blah blah. As usual, with popular things like this, part of me hopes that it leads some minority of its viewers towards actually good things, but that probably isn't the case with this. Giggle! "So many crazy things happen in Las Vegas OMG!"

The only other point I want to bring up, dealing again with this movie's placement in the canon of all comedies ever, has to do with Zach Galifinakis's role. Dude's been doing the awkward-comic thing for a while now, to decent effect (anyone else remember his turn in Out Cold? I sure do). Owes something to Andy Kaufmann, I'd assume. And he does pretty well steal most of the scenes he's in--though, that's not much of a feat when you're competing against Ed Helms and some other douchebag. But awkward comedy is easy, especially for a mainstream audience, since it would seem much newer to them. Why? Because comedy is all about timing (for the best-timed joke in the history of movies, see the "It's Enrico Pallazzo!" gag from the first Naked Gun movie), and awkward comedy is based in disrupting that timing. I can't think of many things that I appreciate more than a well-timed joke (there were a couple decently timed gags in The Hangover but not many), and this can also appreciate blatant disregard for anti-timing, but in a movie where things more or less just move forward and jokes come and go, the awkward thing gets really boring.

And I guess that's why I tried to warn myself off of writing about this movie, since it was doomed to boil down to "popular movies are boring," which, while true, also leads to the similar aphorism that "elitists are annoying."

Pete Can't Believe He Hasn't Read This By Now #4: William Faulkner's Sartoris

I'm not sure by what this book should be hailed. It's Faulkner's third novel, and the first dealing with Yoknapatawpha County and its residents, but not first "major" novel overstates the case. The thing definitely shows signs of Faulkner having not quite his stride as a serious writer. But, given that it's the first of the whole spate of amazing novels that defined and developed Faulkner's primary literary universe, it's an important work. I don't know why I hadn't read it by now; I guess because it isn't as good as the sequence of amazing novels that followed it. In that regard, I tended to think of it as his first novel as I read it. Similar to reading Kundera's The Joke last week, I've found it quite rewarding to go back and read the earliest novel of a writer whose later works I enjoy quite a bit.

Pretty much every summer, going back to my sophomore year of college, I've gotten this urge to read Faulkner. Something about the humidity maybe, draws me towards his descriptions of Mississippi. So it was only a matter of time before I got around to reading Sartoris. Reading one or two Faulkner novels a summer for eight summers in a row gets you there eventually. The plotting (really, the lack of plotting) in Sartoris once again matched the pace of my summer to this point, moving slowly, with not all that much happening. Given the amount of story that followed this book, though, its not surprising that its 300 pages take such a broad view and move so slowly, since Faulkner, here, is already trying to build so much of his imaginary world.

It's interesting to me as well that, reading it after so many of the other Yoknapatawpha novels, this book didn't feel like a "prequel" at all--that has something to do with the timelessness of Faulkner's story-telling, and the sort of shifts in time that take place in those other works. Given that, what makes it seem earlier is really in the craft.

Particularly disconcerting is Faulkner's treatment of African-American characters, often resorting unnecessarily to broad-strokes and racist stereotypes (an issue that he had corrected (at least to some extent) in his later works). I think most of us white middle-class readers are taught how to deal with this sort of stereotype-laden writing in Junior High, when we read Mark Twain, and are taught to ignore the "n-word" and consider it part of the social tapestry or whatever. But that's not really satisfactory. Produces a lot of white liberal awkwardness, if nothing else. What's strange here is that many of the black characters are well-developed, embark upon sub-plots and are treated fairly and humanely. Faulkner resorts to stereotype mostly in the background; in sentences that were either never written or edited out of later novels, or at the very least presented more complicatedly. Writing the novels about the South, especially during a timespan between the Civil War and The Great Depression, from the perspective that he had, Faulkner's racism--or the racism in his characters--is generally present in all his works, but complicatedly so; in Sartoris its not complicated at all, but at least the reader can take to heart that it eventually will be (if never completely satisfyingly so).

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War Machine What If? Hyper Combo Wallpaper!

What if War Machine kicked your ass?

Ye olde fist of War Machine is coming at cha, baby!

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Obviously I have some sort of weird addiction to War Machine. He's in about 50% of all the Hyper Combo Wallpapers I've ever published. And my love for Marvel vs. Capcom certainly doesn't diminish my infatuation with War Machine whatsoever.

While browsing the Internet for more hi-res Rhodey art, I stumbled upon an early Dan Slott issue - What If? #63: What if War Machine Had Not Destroyed the Living Laser? The art you see here is courtesy Manny Galan. I extracted the War Machine image from the cover, Photoshopped it at a high DPI using the cutout filter, and ended up with the excellent desktop wallpaper you see here.

Thanks to Demian's Gamebook for the cover scan. Now go make sure that you get your ass back here next Monday for a new Hyper Combo Wallpaper!

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Captain America Forever...

Let's be honest: we all saw it coming. However, I expected Monday's news to be a bit more sensational than the return of Steve Rogers... especially considering that it managed to peak at #3 on CNN's top 10 news stories by mid-day.

But no, it's just that simple. Steve Rogers is back. That's what Reborn is all about. The "how" of his return is, I assume, the real shocker here.

I went to the comic shop on Monday evening, which turned out to be a great idea. Not necessarily great because of Captain America #600 (which is a good comic, by the way), but great because I got to hang with Phantom of the Attic's Wayne Wise and the Comic Book Pitt's Scott "The Duke." On a normal Wednesday, it's too busy to hang out and really talk. But on a slow Monday (which it was, despite the Monday release of Cap #600), I had all the time in the world to bullshit before I bought the comic and walked out the door.

So what about Cap's return? He barely ever left, right? This could easily be called "Forever" instead of "Reborn"... except that I think the Reborn title has some literal significance here. Sharon Carter remembers shooting Steve with some sort of wide-mouth gun-shaped thing. To me, it looks like she took a tissue sample with it.

And then we see Sin, the Red Skull's baby girl, in the jail infirmary. She's restrained to her stretcher. But she also looks sort of pregnant, doesn't she? Obviously there's more to meets the eye because Crossbones won't stop saying how people have no idea what really happened.

And then, of course, the Red Robot Skull sits around for a couple pages and soliloquizes about how loved the tension he had with Steve Rogers. He just couldn't get enough of the back and forth fighting. He wanted to kill Cap, of course, but he was also exhilarated by the prospect of battling him constantly. I wonder if he just sits around all day and reminisces like this. The Red Skull has always been a nostalgia-deluded fool under Brubaker, hasn't he?

Suffice to say that I was far more fascinated by the villains in Cap #600. Truthfully, I enjoyed the appearances by Falcon, Rikki, Patriot, and the other heroes. But the baddies were so much more compelling. Plus, the villains seemed to drop way more hints about the direction of Reborn.

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The Top 9 Popular Video Games That Should Never Be Made Into Movies

Let's be honest - Hollywood is so fucking desperate nowadays that they'll turn anything into a movie. They love cherry picking from video games and comics because an established brand means less marketing (or, at least, easier marketing).

We can all agree that there are plenty of video games that would make awesome movies. But I think it's safe to say that some video games should never EVER let the lens tell their tale, including:

9. Dr. Mario. At first, I was going to give this slot to Circus Charlie, one of the few scrolling games that would have appeared on this list. But then I remembered my Dr. Mario addiction that I suffered from earlier in this decade - I was so hooked on playing this game that I had to literally go cold turkey. I haven't played a single second of Dr. Mario since that time. The addictive properties of this game may compel some hapless producer out there to try and develop a movie, but I guarantee you that it would be pure crap, through and through.

8. Anticipation. This has got to be the least popular game on this list, which means that many of you have probably never played it. Good for you. This game was the torture of my NES-playing childhood. It's like a game show or board game adapted to the Nintendo Entertainment System... and it blows. While most of the other games on this list are at least fun to play, this one is painful. Basically, the movie potential for Anticipation is non-existent and the game play is awful.

7. Arkanoid. I must confess that, on some my more bizarre days, I've attempted to conjure up a coherent narrative around Arkanoid's premise: controlling the last vestige of the mothership Arkanoid, you are the spaceship know as Vaus, which hits a silver sphere around until things break apart (namely, your enemy named Doh). While I love the insane premise that Arkanoid is more than a glorified Pong paddle slapping a little ball back and forth, I would never allow my love of Arkanoid delude me into thinking that it would make for a great film. I suggest that Hollywood movie producers follow my lead and let this concept stay relegated to video games.

6. Marble Madness. I know that this was generally accepted as a good game back in the day, but I always hated it as a kid. And now it's one of the few classic popular video games that I haven't played as an adult. While I'm sure that (at some point in the late 1980s) it crossed the minds of a few film producers, Marble Madness has never been developed into a feature film. I think that was for the best, don't you?

5. Bejeweled. Like Solitaire, Bejeweled is a PC gaming phenomena. At one point in my life, I even thought that it was a fun game. I may have been wrong about the quality of its game play, but I know that I'm right about Bejeweled's blockbuster film potential - it doesn't exist... at all.

4. Duck Hunt. It's classic, I'll give it that. And maybe this Nintendo game, that came famously bundled with Super Mario Bros., would be perfect for a digital short ala Saturday Night Live. I'll give it that as well. But anything beyond that would completely suck.

3. Solitaire. Arguably the most popular video game in the world (because it comes pre-installed on nearly every single version of the Windows operating system), Solitaire is nothing more than a PC representation of the classic (and boring) card game of the same name. If somebody told me that Solitaire had been optioned and Zak Penn was attached to write the script, I wouldn't be surprised. With that said, I'm a dude with an open mind... but this game would make for a totally shit movie.

2. Pong. It's the original. But just because Pong launched a gaming revolution, that doesn't mean it should attempt to launch a film revolution as well. The game consists of two paddles, either player or computer controlled, slapping a ball back and forth. It's simple. And it's great just the way it is. No movie adaptations, please.

1. Tetris. I'm sure that someone out there has attempted to make Tetris into a narrative film. I bet there are even spec scripts laying around somewhere in a Hollywood studio basement. And, not to be too harsh, but that's exactly where those Tetris: The Movie scripts belong: buried somewhere deep below the Earth, never to emerge and influence a weak-minded film producer into following their lead.

More: The Top 9 Playable Marvel Characters in Capcom Fighting Games

Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is better. 3 X 3 = Awesome. Now that’s what I call math.

A Pain in the Bass

I have officially retired the Spider-Man & Captain America webcomics series. That's why you're now seeing the above fill-in comic. Get your (b)ass back here next Thursday when I'll debut a brand new (ORIGINAL!) webcomics series. If you want a special secret teaser as to the theme of my new webcomic, check out the Yamagato Industries Business Report when they air part three of the Pittsburgh Podcast Crossover.

The X-Men Reborn...

X-Men Forever #1YES! YES, BABY, YES! This is what I've been missing!!!

I grew up on Chris Claremont's writing. I've always loved his technique (honestly, I think the drama and the dense prose of his work is part of what makes it so much fun). He's distilled his infamous Uncanny X-Men style down to its most engaging elements in X-Men Forever #1. If you've loved Claremont's work in the past, there's an excellent chance that you'll love this first issue.

Some out there have been heavily hating on Claremont for the past decade. Personally, I've loved some of his most recent writing. Though New Exiles wasn't my bag, I thought his latest run on Uncanny X-Men was just starting to pop with brilliance when he was shuffled off of the title (also, I think he suffered a heart attack around that time). While I found his collaboration with Alan Davis and Oliver Coipel to be decent, I found his work with Chris Bachalo and Billy Tan to be wonderful. Grey's End was a chilling few issues that used a fascinating interpretation of the passage of time to tell a riveting tale. As for other recent work, I was also moved by CC's issue of Excalibur that explored Nocturne's frustration with her paralysis.

And while those comics were near and dear to my inner Claremont fan, they weren't nearly as indulgent as X-Men Forever #1. When I say indulgent, I don't mean it in a bad way. I mean indulgent like rich ice cream or expensive chocolate - indulgent like a delicious desert. Working with Tom Grummet, who's been attached to Claremont for a couple of years now, seems to only deepen the indulgence. I've long been a fan of Grummet's work and this issue may be some of his most enjoyable pencils to date.

All in all, this feels like a rebirth of the X-Men to me. Maybe I'm just too old school to properly move on from the glory days of John Byrne, Paul Smith, and John Romita, Jr. But I don't care. X-Men Forever just feels right to me. Though I've vowed to shy away from as many $3.99 single issues as possible, I can't deny myself Forever (get it?). I await issue #2 with bated breath.

My So Called Awesome Road Trip and The Amazing Technicolor Upgrade

As you may recall, I have been on the grizzly for the last two weeks or so. I was in Chicago, Champaign, Pittsburgh, and now sunny ol' New Haven. The drive was boring and long, but along the way I got to see some of my favorite people and do what I love best, podcast!

My welcome home was just plain super. I woke up yesterday morning to find my front passenger window busted out, console/glovebox riffled, and iPod stolen. Have you ever cleaned up safety glass? It just crumbles in your hands, takes forever. It wasn't even on the street, it was in my driveway! Add to this the whole corp card debacle and things are looking mighty shiny for the kid.

Oh, and while I was in Pittsburgh, I stupidly upgraded to WP 2.8. As a result, I lost the advanced navigation features on the blog (which Nick is actually pumped about). I got the blog working though. Then last night everything went pear shaped again, so I contacted dreamhost's support and asked if we could downgrade to 2.7.1. Well, they did - by restoring a backup from like 7 months ago - not what I wanted. So after some downloading/web searchery/hackery/etc I was able to get the site working again. No thanks are necessary, just your everlasting gratitude. That is the last time I upgrade WP just because it tells me to.

But I ain't whining. I'm going to Barcelona/Athens/Paris next month, and shortly thereafter will be moving to NYC. Things are actually pretty effin' awesome.

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A Podcast with Ross and Nick #2 - Pink Scarf with No Shirt

The saga continues! Ross Campbell and Nick Marino develop their answer to the World Superhero Registry: Nik Neptune, real-life supervillain. Actually, it's more like Nick forces Ross to help him. Meanwhile, Ross talks about some of the details behind Wet Moon 5. Nick tries to squeeze as much info out of him as he can, but Ross refuses to give up any plot spoilers. For all the comic artists out there, Ross does give up a lot about the nuts and bolts of how the art of Wet Moon 5 came together. Then Ross makes tea and eats some dried apricots. Seriously. (We promise next week will be more exciting.)

AudioShocker Podcast #84 - Pittsburgh Podcast Crossover, part one

Part one of the Pittsburgh Podcast Crossover begins NOW!!! Live from Phantom of the Attic Comics in Oakland, the AudioShocker teams up with the Comic Book Pitt and Yamagato Industries Business Report to talk about Antonio Banderas, Jesse James Is A Dead Man and his wife Sandra Bullock is a man, Elan Luz Rivera, Write Now!, transsexuals on Jerry Springer, Fraggle Rock, getting bored watching Conan O'Brien and Jimmy Fallon, The Roots vs. Better Than Ezra, Captain America #600, the Falcon, and tons more.

The Pittsburgh Podcast Crossover listening order is:
Part 1 - AudioShocker Podcast #84
Part 2 - Comic Book Pitt Special #6
Part 3 - Yamagato Industries Business Report Annual #3 (scroll down!)

(As the subsequent parts are posted, links will be added to the listening order.)

Culturology 035 - Chairman of the Bored

As the summer solstice approaches, these longer days seem to be luring me towards posting these columns later and later in the day on Mondays; I'll do what I can once the days begin to shorten again to have them up earlier in the work day, but for now, please accept my apologies, Tuesday's content, for my late-Mondayness nearly infringing upon your solidarity.

As a brief update to last week's discussion of Conan O'Brien's new gig on The Tonight Show: my final night of TV watching (until I get around to purchasing a digital converter and I guess probably an antenna too) I went ahead and spent watching Conan O'Brien again, though my sense (and I've confirmed this with the few friends of mine that have also watched it) is that he's definitely watered down his shtick for the earlier time slot---which is a shame since its still late at night. But, on said last night of watching TV (though the next night I did go over to a friend's house to watch Game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals on TV--a great game, with my hometown team coming out improbably victorious (enthusiasts and followers of this column will have already known that the biggest crack in the walls of my cultural-elitist firmament is my unabashed love of Pittsburgh sports)), Conan's first guest was Norm MacDonald (here is the whole show on hulu, Norm's the first guest), and it was the first genuinely funny thing on his show up to this point. Though, I'm a sucker for Norm MacDonald (many people are; he's hilarious). I'm sure you'll agree.

Really though, the funnier interview is a classic from Late Night with Conan O'Brien:

Also, further evidence of Norm MacDonald's hilariousness include Screwed, Dirty Work, and his cameo appearances in The Animal (as a concerned member of the mob chasing Rob Schneider) and Deuce Bigalow, European Gigolo (as a Scottish gigolo). Also, his shtick on Comedy Central's roast of Bob Sagat is totally classic.

Clearly, then, I'm not just suddenly jumping on the Norm MacDonald bandwagon. Sometime, way back in the '90s, I saw one of his stand-up specials, and it was the funniest stand-up I'd seen until Dave Chappelle's "Killing 'Em Softly" special. The only other contemporary stand-up to generate as many laughs from me would be Mitch Hedberg.

I give further props to Conan, since it seems like, since Norm doesn't really have anything going on, that he brought him on the show only because Norm is really funny. Way to go, Conan.

Pete Can't Believe He Hasn't Read This Before! #4: Milan Kundera's The Joke

This is Kundera's first book. Interesting because of its history of translation and retranslation (as documented in the "definitive version" which I just recently read). Interesting because Kundera is mostly an interesting writer. Why I never got around to reading it until now? I'm not sure.

To me, Kundera is one of those writers that I can't help but like, even if it's only because certain aspects of his books are so good that they overcome consistent annoying aspects. Which I suppose is why it was rewarding to go back and read his first book, to see where all this started from. One of his newer books, and probably my least favorite of the Kundera novels I've read, Identity, I didn't like because it felt like the characters, rather than occupying any kind of "real" world--or straddling a line between a textual world and a real world (the way both Immortality, and The Unbearable Lightness of Being are successful)--they just felt like Kundera characters living in a Kundera world. Which is still okay, and I'm sure that Kundera enthusiasts may even like that more, since such a book plays into the cult of the author.

The Joke, then, though carrying certain Kundera-signifiers (its being in seven parts, the broad scope of cultural references contained therein, a certain focus on music, its unabashed political stance, etc), was still a bit simpler, and just worried about telling the story its telling; that is, it has no meta-fictional aspect, which becomes such an important part of Kundera's later books. A pretty intense book, with a mostly despicable protagonist that the reader still feels impelled, if not to feel sorry for, than to forgive, since he's seen as being a product of oppression; that he fails in his revenge is the crux of his presumed coming of age--if we take The Joke as a Bildungsroman for an oppressed humanity that has a forcibly extended adolescence.

The comparison, which is probably wildly off-base, that I always like to make is between Kundera and Tom Robbins. Partially to do with the way they interject their own knowledge into the fabric of their novels, and for the generally grand scope of their plots and the way that scope is balanced by an intense focus at the same time on small interpersonal relationships. I don't know though; I don't get too many chances to test out the analogy (which is odd to me, since it seems like if these authors are similar, its like that people that've read the one have read the other, but that's not often the case--which maybe means that I'm wrong in comparing them (oh well)). Also, both authors are the type to kind of be read in phases; I haven't read all of either of their complete works, but tend to pick up a book now and then at a used paperback store, enjoy it (more or less), then think to read more of it, but not for another year or whatever.

Summer of Booklove Bookclub Reminder: Next up is Toby Barlow's Sharp Teeth for July 6th.