Monthly Archive for June, 2009

AudioShocker Podcast #86 - The Last Transformation into an Outlaw Legacy

Neal thinks that Nick would think that Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen is racist. The Last Airbender trailer exceeds expectations but still disappoints these two Avatar fans who cannot get over the bizarre casting choices. Michael Jackson and Billy Mays have left the building. Play it to the Bone and Gran Torino are solid movies. Neal tells Nick about New Era hats with Marvel Comics stuff on them. Nick tells Neal about G-Man, Avengers: The Initiative, X-Men Legacy, Demon in a Bottle, and a short western comic by Skipper Martin from the new Outlaw Territory anthology. Also: is Alan Moore the literary Dov Charney? And what is podcast vérité?

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Culturology 036 - Randomizing Nostalgia (+ Werewolves!)

I went to a barbeque over the weekend, during which, when we weren't busy remembering Michael Jackson, the main activity between and amongst the (veggie)burger chomping and beer swilling was the typical-for-the-new-millennium activity of a group of people sitting around and listening to someone's iPod on shuffle and having mini-conversations centered around each song as it came up. I don't think it's been particularly well documented here on Culturology, but (surprise, surprise) I've been pretty vehemently anti-iPod since its emergence into my awareness some time in 2005 (I don't really know when the thing first got popular, but I don't recall noticing it before working for a living in Boston). (Some weeks when I sit here trying to think up what to write (when there isn't something obvious to touch on), I get pretty self-conscious; similar to the way in which I try not to write just "reviews" of whatever movie I saw over the weekend, I also don't like to feel like I'm just being a hater. But so much stuff sucks--what am I supposed to do?)

I wouldn't say so at the time--it's entertaining enough, and I like talking about music, etc, don't get me wrong--but there's something inane about the iPod listening-conversation game. (And it should also be mentioned that this particular iPod behavioral pattern is still way better than the let's-constantly-tweak-the-playlist-and-fuck-around-so-we-never-even-hear-a-complete-song game. This particular play list was all hip-hop, which is fine too, and brought up the usual kind of conversations about hip-hop that you'd expect a bunch of 25-35 year old white graduate students to have:

+ Does Jay-Z suck or not? (Jay-Z does not suck; he was probably the last rapper to get famous based on his being a great rapper, as opposed to other, more malevolent forces in the universe. Also, Jay-Z is a better rapper than common.)

+ What MF Doom album is the best? Does it belong in the pantheon of great rap albums of all time? (Operation Doomsday, yes, yes it does.)

+ Def Jux? (Fuck no.)

+ Is it time yet for '90s nostalgia? (This split the group more decisively, with the under-30s leaning away from it and the over-30s embracing it. Further evidence of the strange demographic no-man's land of being 26-29 years old. Though, and this is outside of hip-hop, obviously, I have been having a strange tendency to feel like listening to Mogwai and Low and Dirty Three, etc. recently, which could be considered a kind of 90s nostalgia in its own right.)

+ Oh man, is this [insert next track on iPod playlist] track fresh or what? (Yes, it's fresh.)

and so on and so forth.

Again, I can't really get all that worked about such a thing. Surely the random play list thing solves many of the modern party-givers life's problems. And maybe it's just a fault I have to get so self-conscious about such activities. And DJ-ing, as a notion, at least in clubs and music venues is still alive and well (despire the iPodification of contemporary radio (ClearChannel radio being basically iPod shuffles of the seven most-payolaed songs of the week). And I'm sure I've still got a few random CDs at the bottom of a box somewhere that say something obnoxious like "Party Mix" ('cause you know, I was always hosting those bomb-ass music parties, back in my day), which is only one step better. In this context, perhaps the best thing about being the age that I am is that I am just barely old enough to have made mix tapes (several of which I still have), and to have that tape-making culture backed up by having bought actual tapes of music at the music store. Those mix-tapes were just that much more carefully made than mix CDs, which are still better than random play list shuffles.

Though, I do wonder if I'm just being a curmudgeon and an unabashed atavist. One can pretty much pick any period of time and find huge swaths of the extant culture complaining about whatever the newest media technology was (except for maybe movable type, since it promoted a level of propaganda theretofore unavailable to the theocracies of that time). I'd like to think of myself as modern, and forward-thinking, but dagnabbit why do I feel like such and old man about this stuff?

Culturology Summer of Booklove Bookclub #3: Toby Barlow's Sharp Teeth

This is moved up a week, as per Neal's request, so hopefully you've all had time to read it by now. I'm expecting big things from Neal on this one too, comments-wise. It read pretty fast for me. A good-enough, if somewhat familiar, narrative, paired with the usual werewolf's-eye-view of what it's like to be a werewolf. And it claims to be an epic poem in free verse, which provides the central gimmick of the book (yes, its a gimmick--I was not at all surprised to read in the author's bio blurb that he works in advertising; I agree that the concept of an epic poem about werewolves in Los Angeles is completely awesome).

But the book is not a poem. Just because you take your prose and chop it up into lines that look more or less like contemporary international free verse does not mean that suddenly you've written a poem. Any one who reads poetry regularly (as I do), will recognize the not-a-poemness of Sharp Teeth, the main characteristic of which is a general lack of concern for the line, and how it might work as a structural, especially sonic unit. It seems that Barlow's main concern in chopping up his sentences into poem-looking lines was to make it clear that it isn't prose.

It does work occasionally though, in terms of using the line to control the pacing in rapid-fire sequences or to rattle off quick lists of various things. But when it doesn't work, the passages clunk around (perhaps only from a poetic perspective; the average reader might not notice the clunkiness if they're not more used to reading refined verse) and the language gets boggy, boring and plain and not even the not-prose layout can't save it. Which is too bad, because most of my disagreement with the book is at this poetic level; I thought the characters and the story were fine, and its plotted well enough (if straightforwardly). There is a level of paranoia and conspiracy that is alluded to but never fully paid off, which is also a disappointment, but if I imagine a "general" reader who doesn't know anything about poetry--and most people everywhere (except maybe in Ireland) know very little about poetry--enjoying this book quite a bit. It does verge a bit on becoming a Young Adult novel as well, but that probably comes with the territory with a book about how good it feels to become part of a pack.

If you've read this and want to know what a real Novel in Verse is like, pick up Anne Carson's Autobiography of Red which is an absolutely amazing example of what a modern poet might do to craft herself an epic poem, or novel in verse.

(Culturology, and therefore the book club, will be taking a vacation for most of July, so there aren't any more advance-warning deadlines for books until Michael Chabon's Gentlemen of the Road to be read by the first Monday of August.)

Captain America Reborn Hyper Combo Wallpaper!

Captain America Reborn #1 variant

Captain America gets reborn by Joe Quesada

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The Marvel vs. Capcom series has a great wealth of fighters. But from the beginning, I've only had one favorite: Steve Rogers, Captain America. I've been playing as Cap at the arcade and at home for as long as I can remember. He never lets me down.

Cap is coming back. In fact, Reborn #1 hits shelves this Wednesday and that's why we're gracing you with this awesome Joe Quesada, Danny Miki, and Richard Isanove variant cover. From what I understand, this cover won't be available for a few more weeks. But here's a little taste to get you pumped for the Reborn reprint, I suppose!

Thanks to Comic Book Resources and their new Cup O' Joe feature for the image. Be back here next Monday for a brand new Iron Man Hyper Combo Wallpaper!

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Beatcast #30 - As Fast As You Can by Nik Furious

As Fast As You Can, a garage rock song by Nik Furious. This is the first part of a ten part Beatcast series called Nik Furious: Then and Now. The Then and Now label is literal - the weeks will alternate between an old Nik Furious recording and a modern Nik Furious recording. If you can't tell from a quick listen, this week's installment is a Then recording.

The Top 9 Celebrity Deaths of the Past Couple Months

9. Dom DeLuise. R.I.P. Pizza the Hutt.

8. Bob Bogle. I'm sure most of you aren't familiar with him, but Bob Bogle has been one of my guitar heroes for as long as I can remember. He was a founder of The Ventures, the world's greatest instrumental rock band.

7. Natasha Richardson. Speaking of not being familiar, I don't think I've seen any of Natasha's films. Unfortunately, thanks to the way news media works in this country, I'm very familiar with her death.

6. Mike Tyson's daughter. Exodus Tyson was strangled by a loose cord hanging down from a treadmill. Very sad.

5. Autotune. Killed by Jay-Z. Autotune's death has been hitting the pop music world pretty hard, especially T-Pain.

4. Ed McMahon. Johnny Carson's Tonight Show sideman. Star Search host. Publishers Clearing House home sabotage ringleader and over-sized check presenter. Damn, Ed did a lot of stuff.

3. Farah Fawcett. Charlie's most famous Angel died after a very public fight with cancer.

2. David Carradine. Kill Bill died an awful, kinky death. It's true that Carradine was into some weird shit, but it looks like he was able to keep most of it under the radar until his untimely passing in a Bangkok hotel room. At first it looked like suicide and/or solo sex play gone wrong, but now it seems like foul play.

1. Michael Jackson. Mikey was the man. A weird man, yes... but THE MAN nonetheless. It'll be interesting to see what the public deems his legacy to be over the course of the next couple decades.

[Thanks to Neal for inspiring this week's theme and helping put together the list.]

More: The Top 9 Currently Dead Superheroes and Supervillains

Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is better. 3 X 3 = Awesome. Now that’s what I call math.

WTF Happended to Vincent Gallo?

Just a passing thought - but am I the only person who thought Buffalo 66 was great and that Gallo would go on to do other great movies? I mean, if Lyle Lovett and Tom Waits could do it, certainly a lanky ass bearded proto-hipster could. And, he even cast Mickey Rourke back when no one gave a crap about him.

Or not. I only got about 10 minutes into The Brown Bunny before someone asked me to do something and I got sidetracked, but as I recall, Chloe Sevigny gives him a hummer onscreen. And the general media was mortified. I don't know what went wrong, perhaps it was one hit wonderdom, or maybe homeboy should stick to being a rocker. I'm not sure, but I know homeboy has another good movie in him.

Buffalo 66 took a while to get started but it built to a great ending. Today's loser/slacker comedies are heavy on slapstick and breakneck pacing: Airplane! to the extreme. Perhaps another Gallo film would help us remember how great it is to have a beat in between laughs. The world isn't some witty Xkcd panel or an episode of The Office. Not everything has to be mile a minute laughs.

Anyway, just thought I'd share that.

Super Haters #1 - Meet the Haters

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Thanks to Seth Fronzoli for helping me give Destruct-O-Tron his name. Thanks to Neal for co-writing and performing the Super Haters theme song with me (you can listen to the theme song below!).

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John Legend, My Sister, and His Unleased Pooch in Chronicles of the Air Yeezy

This happened on Father's Day. My brother, mom, and I all drove in to see my sister who was in NYC (from DC) for work. Pops would join us later after he handled some business back in the Elm city. Anyway, we went downtown to the Grand Tribeca, got some coffee, and hung out with big sis until it was time to leave and meet up with pops.

The elevator opens up and bam - a freaking dog. no leash, no shame, just a big old fatass dog. To his left, hot babe, and to his right, some dude in sunglasses slanking against the glass. Tight squeeze, but we all shuffle in. I'm bored so I just stare straight ahead while homie cracks jokes about being unable to control the dog.

The actual picture my sister took is somewhere on her phone - and of the back of them. hardly worth posting.

My sister took an actual picture and all, but it's from the back, poorly lit, etc.

Ground floor. Dog and handlers leave while my fam and I stroll out. My sister waits a beat, then whips around and says, "do you know who what was?!" me: "no?" "that was definitely John Legend!!" The doorman confirms, but I'm still skeptical. We creep outside so big sis can have her starstruck moment and witness an unfettered poochface and his model mommy un into traffic and nearly get creamed. Convincing? Almost. Few people other than famous / rich people allow their pets to run free all over a major city like NYC. Then, I spy the most damning of proof: his air-freaking-yeezies. If that isn't proof positive of celebrity and thus identity - well, I'm not sure what is.

Anyway. I'm not a big fan of Legend's music, but celebsightings are always neat. I beleive he is playing at Foxwoods or the other CT Casino in August with India.Arie.

A Podcast with Ross and Nick #3 - X-Men Movies Debated!!!

Ross Campbell loves X-Men: The Last Stand (the third one). Nick Marino loves X-Men (the first one). It's X-Men 1 vs. X-Men 3 in a movie debate battle royale (where the only REAL loser is X2: X-Men United). Will Nick be swayed by Ross' love for the top-grossing yet critically-panned third installment? Or will Ross be persuaded by Nick's passion for the groundbreaking yet visually-underwhelming first chapter? So much suspense! So many questions!! So many exclamation points!!! Also: Ross hates CG Patrick Stewart in X-Men Origins: Wolverine, and Nik Neptune puts a face to the name.

AudioShocker Podcast #85 - The Death of Transporting Ballistic Fanboys

Nick is not feeling Fanboys, Neal is not feeling Transporter 3, Lil Flip raps about Kim Kardashian while Hurricane Chris raps about Halle Berry, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever sucks, Nick is listening to a lot of video game music from vgmusic.com (Contra is the best), the guys reminisce about watching Booker T. play live, Death of Autotune prompts Nick to serenade Neal with Believe (you know, by Cher), the guys wanna know what happened to Alia Shawkat, and Nick talks about Captain America #600 (new) and Iron Man #182 (old).