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Doctor Doom Hyper Combo Wallpaper!

Doctor Doom by President Nelson

Doom commands you to download his wallpaper!!!

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Ahhhh YES! The good Doctor makes his Hyper Combo Wallpaper debut as drawn by President Nelson and colored by, well... yours truly!!! Yes, yes, I know how excited this makes you. I understand... it is very exciting.

You know who else is excited? Doctor Doom. Yep, Victor von Doom loves being a special character in Marvel Super Heroes. On the PS1, beat the game with any character and go to the character selection screen. Go to Captain America. Tap "down" twice and hold it. Then hit and hold the following buttons in this order (while holding "down"): "light kick," "medium kick," and "hard kick." VOILA! Pure Doom. He's also in MvC2, but you know how I feel about THAT game...

Thanks to deviantART for hosting the account that delivered us this wonderful image. Amen. Be back here next Monday for a new Hyper Combo Wallpaper!

Beatcast #21 - Spider-Man Vs. Xandu by Nik Furious

Spider-Man Vs. Xandu feat. Scott, an original rock song by Nik Furious. Three weeks ago, I brought you the instrumental version of this song in Beatcast #18 - Wallcrawler. This vocal version was recorded back in the summer of 2005 as the soundtrack / theme to a short video of the same name. The video sucked, but it was funny. It was on YouTube and got a bunch of hits, but it was taken down because it featured a mild bit of nudity. If everything goes right, though, I'll have it back up in the near future.

The Top 9 Things I Love About Passover

I grew up in Squirrel Hill, the most awesome (and Jewish) neighborhood in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. And despite some recent events in the area, it remains a truly great place. One of my favorite things about the hill of squirrels was Passover. It is my favorite Jewish holiday and here are my top 9 reasons why! (Sidenote: I haven't been invited to a seder in like 7 years, I blame my geography)

9. 2 for 1. If you play your cards right, you may get invited to two consecutive seders. Imagine Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner back to back.

8. Exclusivity. Outside large Jewish communities, Passover largely flies under the radar. As such, most seders I have been to were pretty small and intimate. I always got a kick out of being the only Indian kid in town who knew the bread prayer.

7. Matzo ball soup. Like I could really leave this out, talk about a staple!

6. Passover Coke. I suppose it is a symptom of living in Peoria that I just found out about this. (and no, this isn't kosher cocaine) I am going to buy every freaking yellow capped bottle I see. (no HFCS!)

Follow the yellow cap to HFCS-free bliss

Follow the yellow cap to HFCS-free bliss

5. Brisket. No joke. I love me some hot and juicy brisket. I'll chomp on that stuff until my jaw hurts. Everyone in Sq seems to be a genius when it comes to beef.

4. Finding the afikoman. I can't say I was ever very good at this game - but it was a lot of fun tearing the place apart looking for a piece of matzo.

3. Wine. 4 cups - it's a Rabbinic requirement. Nothing says awesome like a religiously mandated tipple.

2. The Passover story. When we were kids, my parents would always invite stranded CMU grad students over for Thanksgiving and my sister and I would have to recite the story of the first Thanksgiving. So come spring, it was nice to have someone else do the storytelling.

I will cut a bitch for the last one.

My only weakness

1. Manischewitz Macaroons. You know, I could do a Top 9 based on Manischewitz products alone, but these macaroons, seemingly available only during Passover, are my favorite. I buy these suckers by the truckload every chance I get.

That's it folks. Nick will be back next week with a superwacky Texas themed Top 9. Stay tuned!

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Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is better. 3 X 3 = Awesome. Now that’s what Nick calls math.

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Spider-Man & Captain America in ALWAYS LYING TO ME

Spider-Man and Captain America

I always had a feeling he was a bigot...

Podcast Pointers: Taking the Noise Out

Noise Removal. This is the most troublesome task I encouter every week while editing the audio for our podcasts.

Obviously, the easiest and most efficient way to decrease noise (static, hissing, movements, and shuffling sounds) is to record your audio with as little noise as possible in the background. Regular podcast listeners often listen to me harass Neal during the show when I can hear static on his end of the audio. That's because I don't like taking it out later!!!

Here are my current recording settings:

Recording Device: iMac G4 built-in microphone (in monitor)
Recording Level: the low side of 0.4 (on the Audacity mic input slider)

It's inevitable that noise will end up on your recording. Otherwise, you'd have to be sitting in a sound booth with a high-end microphone and some extremely still participants. Basically, what I'm saying is that you WILL have noise, so you better learn how to get rid of it.

How do you eliminate noise? Even though I have my ProTools running again, I still record and edit my podcast audio in Audacity. It's less of a strain on my iMac G4 (which is a bit outdated and slow). Audacity is great because it's a lighter program and the editing tools are simple. But it's also maddening because the built-in effects are different for Mac and Windows. The best of these filters are, unfortunately, incompatible with the opposite operating system.

Luckily, Audacity on the Mac has the best filter for noise removal. It's listed as Apple: AUDynamicsProcessor and it saves my life week after week.

Here are my AUDynamicsProcessor filter settings:

Compression Threshold: 20 db
Head Room: 40 db
Expansion Ratio: 1.89
Expansion Threshold: -82 db
Attack Time: 0.005 Secs
Release Time: 0.510 Secs
Master Gain: 0.0 db

AUDynamicsProcessor effect in Audacity

The "Expansion Threshold" setting is the most important of all. For quiter audio, you want this to be in the low 80s, high 70s. For more robust audio (and great amounts of static), you'll want to toggle this somewhere in the low 70s or 60s.

You know that you've just got a bad signal when you have to start messing around in the 50s to knock off the static. At that point, I would either rerecord or just cut your losses and leave in some of the noise.

These settings may not work for you, but they've become ingrained in my brain after a year and a half of weekly podcast editing (not to mention countless hours of editing vocals for music as well). If you're running Audacity on a PC... I'm sorry. There simply isn't a tool like this that comes default with the program. You'll have to do trial and error with 3rd party plugins. The filter you want is most easily defined as a "gate," but unfortunately, not all gates are created equal.

Once you've taken care of the noise, then you have to move onto volume levels (a.k.a. compression). But that's a whole other bag, so it'll have to wait for the next edition of Podcast Pointers!

Consequence is Buggin' Out and Other Lo-Fi Video Classics

I harsh a lot on music videos for their shameless name/label dropping b.s. and general stuntin. I get all heated over poorly cast video chicks, bad dance routines, even worse treatments, and white backgrounds. In the end though, I thoroughly enjoy the multimillion dollar music video. It is more than just a guilty pleasure of mine, I genuinely enjoy watching their suckitude. (unlike HFCS, which I actively avoid)

But have you ever wondered what you could do with a pack of extra-large pingpong balls, some color filters, a couple friends, and a half hour of tape? Apparently Consequence and Rik Cordero did, and the result is this totally awesome (and short) music video for Buggin' Out 2009. I am digging the simplicity and crazy eye antics. Sometimes less is more people. (aspiring video directors take note!). And how do I feel about throwing back to an old Tribe song? I'll co-sign that too.

Want to see more lo-fi video classics? Check out Mjeezy in Emancipation (you'll have to use your auditory imagination since YouTube went all gestapo) or my onscreen debut in ETwo.

(Nick is totally gonna kill me for calling his stuff lo-fi!)

AudioShocker Podcast #75 - Paul Tobin and the Golden Chamber Pot

Note: Paul Tobin has never endorsed, nor does he intend to endorse, nor has he... to the best of our knowledge... ever even used a golden chamber pot.

With that said, comic book creator Paul Tobin talks about his scriptwriting method, working with artists including Matteo Lolli and Jacopo Camagni and (his wife) Colleen Coover and Patrick Scherberger, editors including Nate Cosby, Doctor Doom and the Masters of Evil #3, writing Spider-Man vs. writing Hulk, and Marvel Adventures Avengers and Marvel Adventures Super Heroes comics. This is part 1 of 3 of our Paul Tobin interview series!

When Paul is done, the golden chamber pot arrives. Neal has outgrown Del tha Funkee Homosapien, the 80s synth funk group D Train is the one for Nick, Justique is feeling the electronica of Glitch Mob and their side projects including Nasty Ways (makers of the Lil Wayne Lollipop remix), Nick was let down by MPLSoUND and Lotusflow3r by Prince, and Neal has weird feelings about SuChin Pak.

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Ron Browz - You Suck And The Internet Agrees With Me

This video pretty much sums up my feelings on Ron Browz. Yes, I would prefer the pain of childbirth or the Jackassery of snorting salt over listening to another minute of Browz' horrible vocoder-riddled attempts at music.

That said, what is so bad about sniffing sharpies and waking up with wood? Those are totally natural things that no one should not be ashamed of. Sometimes I call people and tell them about it; just ask Nick.

Culturology 026 - Identity and Audience

After the last couple of weeks of attacking the notion of “audience” in critical writing, I’ve finally gotten around to reading those sample passages of the “Philosophy of…” books about X-Men and The Terminator that Nick linked to a couple of weeks ago, and I immediate find myself wondering who the audience of these texts are. Hypocritical? Maybe, but hopefully not. The tone of both the sample chapters are pretty similar, in line with the “…for Dummies” kind of books that have been popular since the ‘90s, so it’s not, as I had initially feared, in the mode of saying “here is what you aren’t noticing,” but rather, “here are some (supposedly) interesting things that we can talk about from these popular stories.” So that’s good, I suppose, but at the same time, given the massive amount of condescension involved in such an enterprise, I wonder who exactly would read this book and be both interested by the ideas and not offended by the oversimplification involved.

From my experience in "Academia" there's generally two or three attitudinal camps on what theory/philosophy's relationship with pop culture should be. There are elitists (like myself) who think that pop culture should be analyzed only insofar as it is popular; that is, I'm concerned, generally, with the mechanics of a given popular thing's popularity--questions like "what makes this cultural artifact so popular?" There is some spectrum, though, across various elitist viewpoints, as to whether any popular culture can ever transcend its capitalist origins (this problematizes, in the same breath, the notion of "high culture" as well, since "high" art is just seen as so much rationalization of leisure and complacency by the middle class--though, generally, at least in "popular" conception, the "split" between arts is either between the high/low or the popular/academic arts), or if its not transcendent, perhaps some popular art is good in spite of itself (that's generally my attitude). Another attitude, perhaps obviously, abhors the elitist stance, and wants to reach out to the popular audience, the bulk of any given culture. It doesn't mind the critical methodologies developed within various academic/intellectual communities; indeed, "philosophers" of this ilk embrace these interpretive practices but seek to apply them to anything that is interpretable, without concern to the modes of production of said cultural artifact. And another camp still despises both elitist culture and elitist criticism and seeks to generate new ways of interpreting popular art.

As might be expected, I have no problems with either the first or the last of the three approaches that I just described. And, as it turns out, based on their first chapters, these books of "pop philosophy" fall into the middle category. There's something, I have trouble putting my finger on it exactly, but there's something about this sort of "philosophy" that strikes me as strangely evangelical, as if, more than anything, these books are about luring people into their fields, more than anything in particular that might be said. Not surprisingly, then, both of the sample chapters involve Identity Politics. In the X-Men one, the writer inquires into what it means to belong, or to be different or special, and how one, who is "different" might or might not self-identify. For the Terminator, the discussion is of whether or not robots can ever "think" the way humans can, or whether or not robots could self-identify as being, essentially, human. The lure, then, for the imaginary reader of such an article, would be to get the reader to self-identify as a philosopher, and to begin to extend these kinds of "philosophical" investigations to other pieces of their cultural worlds.

Which would be all well and good; certainly, I couldn't claim to do anything but criticize, from whatever quasi-theoretical stance it is that I take here in Culturology, whatever artifacts I come across on a week-to-week basis. My ability to do so (whether or not its effective) certainly arises out of a certain amount of training in this field (whether that came in the classroom or from reading other books). But, with books like these pop philosophy things, the ideas are so watered down and glossed over, in order to attract readers at all, that they lack the kind of critical (and self-critical) efficacy that makes "philosophizing" about popular culture worthwhile in the first place (the basic question of such inquiry, which is a completely valid question, is: "I like this; why do I like this?" and notions of effectiveness come from how well that question is answered). The problem, then, is that, rather than inviting readers to learn more philosophy, I would charge that these books in fact invite readers just to do similar wishy-washy things to other bits of pop culture. (Granted, there are the obligatory nods to further reading, but the rhetorical stance of the chapters themselves seem to lack the kind of truth-seeking behavior that would effectively model the desire to read further.)

This all seems to be barreling towards the similar kind of "elitist" stance that seems to have become something of an idee fixe for me in the past month of posts here (similar to my (apparent) overuse of the word "atavist" in the month prior). Which is perhaps wrong; I try, usually, to ask more questions here than provide answers. But I can't get away from this notion of critic-as-specialist that is almost completely antithetical to the everyone-can-be-a-philosopher attitude that apparently exists as a demographic (since these books came to be published at all). The two aren't really mutually exclusive, though, huh? Maybe it's like punk rock, where the band on stage might be shouting about all the Noam Chomsky they've read, but the bulk of the kids in the crowd just want to be contrary and wear t-shirts with the word "fuck" on them. Is it better to be a punk at all then just a conformist? And for the few kids in the crowd that actually do go read Chomsky and actually do go learn some things, are they better punks than the conformist-punks? And should the bands themselves be doing more to recruit "actual" punks?

To my mind, this kind of discussion finds most of its answers in appeals to the pervasiveness of, if not capitalism, then of "the market," where everything, from artifacts to ideas, are readily turned into commodities and in competition with one another. Some number of philosophers or theorists hope that by being sufficiently aware of this process they might effect a reasonable critique of commodification despite the fact that their own ideas are subject to the market as well; some ideas are more easily marketable than others--hence, elitism, since elitists have found a way to reduce their market value by reducing any broad appeal of their ideas. Criticism, almost by definition, must be a niche market. The sort of foray into "popular" realms as exemplified by these books of "pop philosophy," though they might see themselves as doing something noble, inevitably reduce their importance as ideas in direct proportion to their importance as commodities. Whether or not that's a good thing, I'm not entirely certain.

War Machine Has a Tank for a Body Hyper Combo Wallpaper!

War Machine's armor from War Machine (vol 2) #2

Wallpaper of War Machine on a Tank... Wait, He is the Tank!

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Okay, so the image above doesn't fully convey the insanity of War Machine being plopped on top of a tank and using it for a pair of glorified (and deadly) legs. But the 1280 X 1024 and 1600 X 1200 versions of this wallpaper capture the moment a bit better than the 1440 X 900 that you see here.

If I had to give it a name... I guess I would call this War Machine's Dark Reign armor. It comes to us courtesy of illustrator Leonardo Manco and colorist Jay David Ramos. The source? An interior page from War Machine (vol 2) #2.

I have a feeling that this image will become an infamous touchstone in Rhodey's career for years to come... for better or worse. Take some notes, Marvel vs. Capcom. Special move for the (elusive) third installment, perhaps?

Thanks to Mecha Image Of The Day for the image. This is the third and final installment of a three-part War Machine wallpaper series. Be back here next Monday for a new Hyper Combo Wallpaper!

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