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Own Malin Akerman's iPod... Or Not.

You're totally gonna get a kick out of this. I just got an email from Tonic.com and they're running a promo where:

"Every week now through August, Tonic will launch [auction] between 1 and 5 autographed iPods loaded with the celebrity's personal playlist."

The latest celeb to have their "personal playlist" on a Tonic iPod? Malin Akerman.

"Watchmen fans now have the opportunity to own a unique piece of comic memorabilia: an autographed iPod signed by Malin and loaded with her personal playlist."

A good thing or a music lover's nightmare? You be the judge. Here's her playlist:

Malin Akerman's Personal Playlist:

1. U2- In a little while
2. Air Traffic- Charlotte
3. Foo Fighters- Best of You
4. Nine Inch Nails- The Hand That Feeds You
5. KT Tunstall- Suddenly I See
6. Orson- No Tomorrow
7. Alien Ant Farm- Glow
8. Rilo Kiley- Breakin' Up
9. Supergrass- Moving
10. Nada Surf- Blizzard of '77
11. Peter Bjorn and John- Young Folks
12. Feist- Mushaboom
13. Imogen Heap- Speeding Cars
14. Bob Marley- Redemption Song
15. Beck- Lost Cause
16. The Petalstones- Free

The best part is that all the proceeds from Tonic's iPod auctions go to charity. The worst part is that you might get stuck listening to some songs you really hate.

P.S. By the way, I know that Akerman did a Maxim photo shoot recently. My opinion? Not that hot. However, Farrelly brothers fans already know where to get the goods - The Heartbreak Kid. The movie features Malin Akerman naked in multiple different sex scenes. Plus, it's funny as hell. Jerry Stiller tears it up. So now you know.

More: The Watchmen - TXT Message Review.

AudioShocker Podcast #71 - Chris G on G-Man. Big Stan, Watchmen, Wonder Woman Up Next

Doc Manhattan and his large resting lengthCartoonist Chris Giarrusso talks about G-Man from Image Comics. He also talks about Peanuts, Art Baltazar, Mini Marvels, Team Cannon Fodder, and Star Wars.

Then Justique, Neal, and Nick talk movies, anime, TV, and comics. Neal watched Watchmen. He likey. Especially the large resting length. Justique and Nick watched Big Stan. They likey Rob Schneider. They also watched Wonder Woman. No likey. Also: SNL movies, Hannah Slutana, Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical, Jigoku Shoujo a.k.a. Hell Girl, Dollhouse, Disaster Movie, Thanos Quest, Armor Wars, and more.

Culturology 022 - On Metaculturology: A Critique

Primed once again to not run out to the movies (this time to Watchmen--I'll see it eventually, probably sometime this week, but I'm in no hurry, really) over the weekend, I find myself at a bit of a loss as to what to tackle this week. A while back I promised to reconsider Weezer's second album, Pinkerton, so I did re-listen to it, prepared to make some notes on it and give it its fair do (the charge was that I had unfairly labeled it as being a thing that it is not okay to like), but I don't even like the couple of songs that I think are pretty good enough to make it feel worth the effort to write up a whole post about it. Every so often we just don't like things that other people like... I'm not ready to give up just yet (and, in fact, I might as well promise here that I still will, eventually, do a full write up of Pinkerton just to further clarify why I'm not just agreeing to disagree about whether its good or not.

Which brings up the issue that is at hand with any given critical enterprise: whether or not one can really say more than just "this is good or bad." Not that goodness/badness isn't a worthy inquest in its own right--it certainly is. However, generally speaking, the goal of Culturology is to make this interpretation of the goodness-badness spectrum as scientific as possible. The reaction to that that I'm trying to preempt here is the one that says that my notion of "science" is just a bunch of bullshit rationalizing what is really only my own taste in the matter (such as with Pinkerton--I presume that the reaction from the emo set would just be that I'm a douchebag whose afraid of his own emotions and doesn't get what good music means). Which is why I don't claim to be offering reviews of the various things that I write about--I wouldn't be offering a 13-years-later "review" of Pinkerton, rather I'd be trying to analyze its current cultural status, and whether or not its quality (or lack of quality) matters in that context (my general argument, I suppose, is that its more important for mainstreaming until-then only localized scenes of what was/is known as "emo," one of the worst travesties of supposedly "independent" or "post-punk" music).

But, yes, I'll admit, my taste does affect what I write about, and the stance that I take. But, to take another example, writing about what the words mean in a commercial for corporate swill-beer is not the same argument as "this stuff tastes life shit." But, does making a supposedly distanced, thorough critique of a cultural artifact require a certain amount of negativity? I suppose the argument hinges on whether being positive--liking something--is more delusional than being negative--disliking it. I think the common conception towards this is that it is easier to get more distance on something that you don't care that much about, or dislike. Indeed, I don't think my stance towards all the pop cultural garbage which helps keep America's middle-class powerless and placated is necessarily negative on a piece-to-piece basis; my beef is more with the trend as a whole, and I would argue that, in fact, its this bigger picture which keeps the negative/critical enterprise more than just a matter of taste (and let's, for at least the time being, ignore the conversation from back in Autumn, about whether or not criticism ever does anything but implicitly enforce the status quo which pre-conditions it).

As another example (and further evidence as to why, exactly, this post seems to lack any specific examples): I was in Key West over the weekend, which you may well be aware is the southernmost point of the Continental United States, an ex-smuggling town with a history of permissiveness and a reputation for being a good place to be a drunk or a writer or both. Which mostly holds up--it really does seem like a good place for literary drunks to live for a while and write. But all is not well in Key Westville, as its main drag becomes more and more commercial, being infiltrated as it is by either actual national chains or other stores/bars which pander to the demographic which supports such things. This is not a matter of taste. In a small, mostly quiet tourist town, what the hell is an American Apparel and a bunch of other, similar "mall stores" doing on its main drag? I suppose I might be accused of supporting a vision for an "authentic" Key West, but to me the logic is pretty clear, regardless: in a tourist-industry town, do the tourists really just want to go shopping at the same stores they could find in their malls back home, or something more unique?

The friend I was visiting Key West with grew up there, so was able to provide a good deal of insight into this. To his mind, a lot of it actually can be blamed on Girls Gone Wild, which strikes me as a rather bizarre insight. But it goes like this: Key West used to be a lazy/quiet place, with more middle-aged or at the very least, alterna-crowd tourists, but in the age of handheld camera videos of titty flashing, suddenly the fantasy fest (which I presume y'all are aware of) became a commodity-vehicle as opposed to just an enterprise in hedonism. This boob-flashing vision of Key West then bleeds over into the more general conception of the place, bringing in more of the bland humans that don't mind going to the same old stupid mall stores, thus turning the main drag into an outdoor mall not dissimilar from Miami's Lincoln Road (which also sucks). My friend told me as story about the period of time when the town had a Ben & Jerry's shop but no Starbucks, and all the tourists would come off the cruise ships, go to the Ben & Jerry's, and there ask where the Starbucks was, acting all shocked when it turned out that there wasn't one. To me, its unquestionably bad, since having the same shit everywhere undermines what tourism is supposed to be, and even worse preempts the opportunity for tourism to ever improve itself, in terms of what the travelers might learn. And culture, really, if you think about it, is a lot like tourism.

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E. Honda Hyper Combo Wallpaper!

Poor E. Honda. You just don't get the respect that you deserve! That's why you're the first solo desktop wallpaper in this series. What with your Hundred Hand Slap, we know it should have been the Street Fighter: The Legend of E. Honda movie instead. But it's all good. Street Fighter lovers know that you're the real deal.

Thanks to The Fighter's Generation for the Capcom art. Next Monday? Another Hyper Combo Wallpaper!

More: Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li - TXT Message Review.

And more: Video of a Girl Fight in the Ladies Room Makes the Chun-Li Movie Look Weird.

3 Panel Reviews - War Machine (Vol 1) #15-17

Rhodey enters the Time War in WWII

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The Watchmen - TXT Message Review

A few hours ago, I emerged from a dark theater into an equally dark parking lot and briefly mistook it for spring. My car was covered in dew and all around me kids were lighting cigarettes and chatting excitedly about what they had just seen. Cellphones flipped open, engines cranked, and I quickly said peace to my friends as I headed home. It was 2:45 AM when I checked my watch. This was my first midnight show, and I'm glad it was for The Watchmen. It's late, so I probably won't send this text message to Nick, but here is what I wrote on my way to the car - please note - there is some minor spoiler material here:

Vivid. Rorschach does not disappoint. Manhattan's CG was terrible - and Ozzy pins it all on him? Opening credits were long, but good use of the Hollis material.

Doc Manhattan Ponders It all

Doc Manhattan ponders it all

Lesser things worth mentioning: The mix, or at least the hits are very crisp;  you can hear bones snapping and the sickening thuds in astounding aural clarity. Costumes were done well too. I can't help but think that Mad Men is responsible for the reemergence of skinny ties. And to those excited by CG male genitalia - there is plenty of blue Manhattan penis!

The Top 9 Actors in Live-Action Superhero Films

Ian McKellen Magento X-Men

Ian McKellen as Magneto

You could say that the premise of this post is shamelessly stolen from ComicBook.com's Top 10 Comic Book Movie Actors. I prefer to think of this as a response. The execution of their list was excellent, but I disagree with their selections.

For better or worse, I'm focusing on superhero comic book films and live-action material only. Otherwise, this list would be dominated by Will Smith (Men in Black), Mark Hamill (Joker), and Kevin Conroy (Batman).

Honorable mentions: Adam West has some serious balls. Next? Jeff Bridges as Obadiah Stane in Iron Man. Finally, Stan "The Man" Lee. Who could forget "Guy Who Gets Turned Away from Reed and Sue's Wedding" or "Guy Who Gets Sick from Banner's Blood in a Soda Bottle"???

9. Michael Chiklis as The Thing. It's easy to forget that Chiklis is under pounds and pounds of makeup because he makes Ben Grimm look so natural. His work is both memorable and charming. Big props.

8. Heath Ledger as Joker. Should he be higher up on this list? While Ledger was terrific, I don't dig on his performance as much as most. I think he was solid and unique (and worthy of this list), but his acting was also very forced.

7. Hugh Jackman as Wolverine. A truly odd choice for the role of Logan. Back in 2000, everyone said Wolvie was too soft in X-Men. Though he was unusually sensitive, he really let loose in X2: X-Men United and claimed the character in that film.

6. Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman. She became a cat. Seriously, Selina Kyle never looked so sexy and so feline in her entire existence until Michelle took hold of the role. The physical element of her performance is simply amazing.

5. Michael Keaton as Batman. The litmus test for being great? Keaton's Bruce Wanye sticks in my head like no other live-action Batman performance. Like Jackman, he's an oddity from a casting perspective, but he really delivers.

4. Famke Janssen as Jean Grey. I can close my eyes right now and hear the soft delivery of Famke as Jean. Her acting is so well-rounded and composed that I always forget I'm watching an actress and completely believe I'm watching Jean Grey.

3. Jack Nicholson as Joker. It seems easy to play a wacky Joker until you think about the inherent contradiction between his aggression and his humor. Nicholson maintained an amazing balance that inspired fear and laughter at the same time.

2. Sir Ian McKellen as Magneto. Now this is what I'm talking about! When you find yourself quoting an actor without even trying, they've done their job. "Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answers?" "We are the future, Charles, not them." Wonderful.

1. Robert Downey, Jr. as Iron Man. Downey is Tony. Tony is Downey. I mean, REALLY, this guy became the character. Tony Stark, while having fluctuating levels of charm within his own comics, was catapulted to the Hall of Fame of Charisma by Robert Downey, Jr. 'Nuff said.

More: Comic Book Disloyalty and the Future of Cinema.

Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is better. 3 X 3 = Awesome. Now that’s what I call math.

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Black Panther BET Animated Series Preview Video

EDIT 01/19/2011: Well, this preview video has since been taken down and the BP show has been on a pretty rocky road since it was completed. But as of TODAY, it's available on DVD as "Marvel Knights: Black Panther."

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I haven't seen this Black Panther TV show animation preview posted anywhere, so I thought I'd share it:

I had no idea it existed until CBR's WonderCon 2009 Black Panther panel report paraphrased a quote from Denys Cowan about this animation test. According to Cowan, veteran comic book artist and producer of BET's Black Panther show, the original test reel was online somewhere (but he refused to give out a web addy for it).

Honestly, the most exciting thing about this video is seeing John Romita, Jr.'s art in motion. While I love the Black Panther character far more than your average comic book fan, I think the interview snippets with Reginald Hudlin and Cowan are a bit heavy handed. "The Black Panther is a black guy? No way! Oh shit dude we should totally talk about how black he is!!!"

But Hudlin, former BET head honcho and writer of the Black Panther show AND current writer of the Black Panther series from Marvel Comics, is obviously the driving force behind this... so I can't complain too much! I mean, at the end of the day, I'm just really excited to have one of my favorite comic book characters getting an eight episode prime time animated TV series based on some comic books that I enjoyed. Who cares about the politics of "selling" the series when you put it like that?

Killa Cam Hates His Job, Jim Jones Says Na Na Nana Na Na

So after several weeks of bellyaching about DipSet, Nick emails me the other day to put me up on Camron's new joint I Hate My Job. I'm not even going to wait for the bottomline today: I dig it. Killa Cam re-achieves relevance with his best single since Down And Out (which was actually a guest spot). It's about the recession, money troubles, and how much it sucks to work a dead end job. Surely we can all relate at some level.

The beat is dead simple: knock and keyboards. It could be a little heavier (this is DipSet...) but it fits the track pretty well. I wonder if we're going to see a lot of YouTube freestyles over this one.

The video is fairly literal, and low budget - but isn't that exactly what a economically conscious video should be? Killa doesn't try to impress us with his acting skills either, he keeps it real. I totally buy that he doesn't really know how to conduct himself in a job interview. I also buy the idea that no one would give him any respect in a job interview, regardless of how polite he was.

And getting a job with a few priors? Cam knows it isn't easy.

I went in for an interview, for delivery
"Locked up, felonies?" now the dude's quizzing me
You working on my future, why you need to know my history?
All he did was Google me, no big mystery

Like I said, it isn't complex, but it is a good track. What IS a little more complex is the public's infatuation with Jim Jones.

In the last couple years, Jones' career has really taken off - but WHY? For some reason, guys like Yayo, Flav, Farnsworth Bentley, and now Jones - all former hypemen - get tons of airplay. And while I could sit here and philosophize about how I think he is aiming himself squarely at the frat demographic, instead I'll leave you with Jones' new video for Na Na Nana Na Na, which in addition to being the polar opposite of Cam's, just dropped as I was writing this post. (Jeebus, a Élan Luz Rivera cameo? She is just all up in my mindspace this week!) Enjoy.

AudioShocker Podcast #70 - Chris G on Mini Marvels, Secret Invasion and Chun-Li Eat Our Brains

Chris Giarrusso talks about Mini Marvels: Secret Invasion and his work with Marvel Comics. We discuss writing one-page gags vs. continuous stories, working solo vs. working with collaborators, Hawkeye, Skrulls, Thor, and tons more. And be back next week when Chris talks about his creator owned work with Image Comics, G-Man!

Then Justique, Neal, and Nick talk about Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li, Street Fighter IV, The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian, famous film names re-titled to be porn movies, Jigoku Shoujo anime a.k.a. Hell Girl, the Watchmen movie, Secret Invasion hardcover collection by Bendis and Lenil Yu, and Iron Man: Armor Wars.