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AudioShocker Podcast #67 - Debbie Does Jersey City

Coraline in 3D is awesome, Neal was not taken with Liam Neeson in Taken, Michael Phelps should be allowed to smoke as much weed as he wants, Hulk Vs. Wolverine is just okay, Eulogy is quirky but funny, Rob Schneider in The Hot Chick gets funnier with time, Neal enjoyed The Cleaner, Keanu Reeves in Cowboy Beebop, Battlestar Galactica finally gets some action, My Chemical Romance suckles from the teat of Watchmen, Black Panther #1 is an excellent issue, X-Men: The Times and Life of Lucas Bishop #1 is pretty good too, and Kyle Baker can pretty much do whatever the hell he wants in comics.

Culturology 018 - WALL-E: Creepy Stalker or Lonely Atavist?

For this week, we have a special guest culturologist analyzing culture along with me: none other than Audioshocker's own Nick Marino. We've decided to structure this as a debate, so hopefully you all will be able to chime in in the comments section as well (and I don't feel like Nick has really had his last say yet, at any rate). This came up, initially, in the comment section of another post on the site, so we've decided to salvage it and put it in the spotlight: WALL-E: Good or Bad?

Nick: WALL*E just happens to have a tape recorder built into his chest to record and play back old Disney movies. *shameless*

Pete: I'll start with the easiest one first. The movie that Wall-E plays back is Hello, Dolly, which was first a musical on Broadway, and then turned into the movie version which Wall-E is obsessed with; this movie was released by Fox, not Disney, and was clearly chosen for its thematic relatedness, not any kind of "shameless" historical studio-plugging.

Nick: okay, color me corrected. but it's still the type of bland schmaltz that Disney wheels and deals in. and why the f*ck would a robot with artificial intelligence and a responsible directive have a tape recorder? you think they could have at least given the damn thing a DVD recorder or something a bit less far-fetched, right? i mean this is supposed to be a fictional fantasy that is a future extension of our own world that we live in right now, correct?

Pete : Okay, this particularly point has boiled down to just an "opinion," which isn't as interesting critically (I suppose, then, that my goal for this debate is to convince you to admit that Wall-E is a good movie that you just don't happen to like, rather than there being anything "wrong" with it). I would imagine that many people out there, and many people in Wall-E's intended demographic, in fact, like musicals, and think that they're good entertainment and not schmaltz at all. I think, given that all the other Wall-E robots are dead when the movie starts—remember, he raids their corpses for spare parts—there is already something special about Wall-E as part of the premise of the movie. I think for many viewers, myself included, this was not "far-fetched," anymore than there being an intelligent trash compactor at all. Maybe the VCR is a bit atavistic, but at the same time, again, it doesn't seem that crazy to me; the robot did, after all, have all kinds of access to all the trash everywhere in New York. But this is the sort of thing that happens in any kind of animated fantasy. I mean, Panda's only eat bamboo, so what the hell was Kung-Fu Panda doing eating noodles? That's just ridiculous! (See what I mean?)

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Nick: i find the character motivations either ignorant or irrational, and i find the entire premise of the film to be built out of vaguely offensive cultural assumptions about love, self-interest, and responsibility

Pete: One of the basic notions that the viewer is expected to accept is that Wall-E himself is lonely there on the abandoned Earth. One might think that he doesn't become lonely until he is made aware of a mysterious Other (the female robot, once she shows up), but I think there's sufficient exposition in the beginning to show that Wall-E is more-or-less aware that Earth has been abandoned by humans. Also, since Wall-E has been watching Hello, Dolly so obsessively, he is aware that when EVE shows up, he is to fall in love with her; by this we see that the "cultural assumptions" of Wall-E are in direct reference to already existing tropes. Given that, I don't see at all what you mean about the character motivations being "either ignorant or irrational." Yes, the plot is not "original," but what about that makes it ignorant?

Nick: i never complained about the unoriginality of the plot. in fact, i love a good story whether its been done many times before or not. but i do feel that the failings of the WALL*E plot are easily explained. i mean "ignorant and irrational" in a sort of tag-team way that applies to most of the character motivations: 1. to me, it's completely insane that a robot would fall in love with another robot just because they are of the same "species" (wouldn't he instead have a crush on a roach, his primary accompanying life form on a day-to-day basis?) - this motivation to me equates to the typical homogeneous thinking of Disney where white characters hook up with other white characters and black characters hook up with other black characters (see High School Musical for more) because they look the same; 2. it's beyond insane that the humans would decide to return to Earth - physically, they're all going to die, and emotionally there was little-to-no precedent for that kind of sweeping (and poorly-made and self-destructive) decision in their satellite culture; and 3. why in the hell would WALL*E fly out all the way into space after a robot he barely knows and only has a purely lust-style infatuation with, despite the fact that she tells him "NO!" again and again... WHY? because WALL*E is a creepy robot stalker.

Pete: This is a tricky one. Wall-E as a "creepy robot stalker." I think you're misusing the notion of "species"—white characters hooking up with white characters and black characters with black characters is NOT an issue of species, but an issue of the biologically insignificant notion of "race." Now, Wall-E has two relationships in the movie: 1) his friendship with the cockroach, and 2) his "stalking" of EVE. So, why didn't he "hook up" with the cockroach, well, it's a matter of "species," here. His relationship with the cockroach is more like a human would have with a dog (your own notorious "exploits" with various 4-legged mammals aside). So, yes, EVE is the first being in a long time that Wall-E could have even conceivably had a "relationship" with, but is that speciesist or even racist? I don't think so—what else could it have been? And the sad-sack character chasing after the boy or girl that is out of his or her league is a well known plot that's been around way longer than just Disney; given all the things that are innovative about Wall-E, I don't see the familiarity of it's basic plot structure as a problem.

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Nick: to me, WALL*E was the story of a robot who inexplicably falls in love with the first robot "he" sees and then stalks this feminized machine out into deep space, upon which said "man" robot ultimately sends an orbiting satellite full of obese humans back to a near-barren planet that by all accounts is uninhabitable (despite the fact that one very small specimen of plant life was discovered amid the vast landfills).

Pete: Again, the "inexplicable" aspect of Wall-E falling in love can be explained by his loneliness and his own expectations as created by his obsessing over Hello, Dolly. I do agree, though, that there was no particular reason to have the plot be so boy/girlish when we're dealing with asexual robots, however, I don't think that this detracts from the quality of the story, once its seen as being non-progressive in its politics. And the humans totally go on to refound humanity on Earth, so I have a hard time excepting that as a mark against Wall-E's motivations

Nick: ***see previous answer***

Pete: I'll take this opportunity to expand a bit on what I see as being the aspects of Wall-E that are most excellent. The main one is it's structure. The movie divides pretty evenly into two sections, the first part on Earth, and the second on the spaceship. They're actually fairly separate from each other, each existing unto themselves as smaller plots. This is a vast improvement over most animated features, in that the exposition of the movie is already in service of the plot; that is, all the key information that the viewer needs in order to understand how and why the spaceship exists is embedded into the world-building process of the first part of the movie, so its not noticed as exposition as such, but rather important details to Wall-E's interaction with his home planet. Also, having both romantic leads barely talk and communicate almost entirely visually is an incredible achievement, especially in an age where most animated movies are marketed based on what super-stars are giving voice to the characters. The, as I'm calling it, world-building nature of the exposition is a technique that's rare in all movies—so, even if the "story" and the character motivations are familiar, the plotting and structure are still innovative an fresh.

Psylocke, Cyclops, Iceman, and Rogue Hyper Combo Wallpaper!

This wallpaper is a tribute to four of the finest "special heroes" available in Marvel vs. Capcom. Granted, these characters are all playable in other Capcom fighters, but I find them to be more memorable for their "helper" abilities. Psylocke has that awesome battering ram move, Cyke shoots his eye beams, Iceman has the excellent "ice falling from the sky!" move, and Rogue has some hefty uppercut action.

Thanks again to The Fighter's Generation for the Capcom drawings, and be back here next Monday for another Hyper Combo Wallpaper!!!

(P.S. Yeah, I flipped Betsy, so her tattoo is on the wrong side... SORRY!)

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Beatcast #15 - R.A.W. by Nik Furious

Listen to R.A.W. by Nik Furious and get comfy because this song is loooong! R.A.W. stands for Really Awesome Woman and it's dedicated to the AudioShocker's very own Justique! (I know, I know, you thought we were going to say Neal... alas, he hasn't gone thru with the surgery yet...)

EDIT: Sorry! This full track has been removed. But never fear! Soon you'll be able to download it on NickMarino.net. In the meantime, you can stream it here.

A Day in the Life of a Comic Book Junkie

Wednesday, February 4

12:00 PM

On sale February 18 2009I emailed Jay Faerber and Chris Giarrusso. Jay and I have been planning to talk about Dynamo 5 as the series approaches its semi-relaunch. I emailed Chris because Wednesday saw the unexpected appearance of Mini Marvels: Secret Invasion on the Diamond Comics shipping list.

Within the next few weeks, you can expect to hear Jay Faerber on our weekly podcast talking about Dynamo 5 #0 and the future of the series. Also expect to hear from Chris G in the coming weeks. We'll be talking about the new Mini Marvel digest, as well as his upcoming G-Man digest from Image Comics.

6:00 PM

on Craig St in PittsburghI worked my way thru a Pittsburgh mini-blizzard to get to Phantom of the Attic Comics on Craig St. It was Wednesday, after all. And I needed me some new comics. And some old comics too.

Last week I gave my retailer a back issue wish list. At the top? Iron Man #215-232. David Michelinie and Bob Layton join up with penciler Mark Bright to take Tony Stark and Rhodey Rhodes into Armor Wars (and BWS bats cleanup on #232, an Armor Wars epilogue). I was inspired by the reviews on Advanced Iron to grab this whole run.

And there's more. I also snagged Iron Man #285-299, filling in the middle between the landmark War Machine issues of #284 and #300. AND I picked up Marvel Comics Presents #152-155, a four-part War Machine story. Expect to see some of these issues pop up in my 3 Panel Reviews.

Did it even ship? WTF!?!New stuff? Black Panther #1, X-Men: The Times and Life of Lucas Bishop #1, X-Men Vs. Hulk, Tales of the TMNT #53, Black Lightning: Year One #1 (for free thanks to a misprint!), and Dynamo 5 #19. My retailers were awesome enough to toss me the variant cover of Black Panther #1 (probably because I'm the most rabid T'Challa fan at the shop!). Sadly, my shop didn't have any copies of Mini Marvels: Secret Invasion... I'm not sure if they didn't order any (which would be odd) or if Diamond didn't actually ship the book (which would NOT be odd).

I made a pretty serious decision about my comic book purchasing habits as well. These $3.99 books are killing me. I decided that stuff like yesterday's Secret Warriors #1 is just gonna have to wait. Stuff like the Bishop mini and Claremont's X-Men Vs. Hulk one-shot are going to take precedence. I'd rather indulge in more unique side projects. Vixen, Terra, Hulk one-shots, MC2 books, and X-Men minis are the sort of intriguing things I want to pick up.

8:00 PM

Hulk SMASH puny DVD!!!After sitting on it for a few days, it was time to crack open the Hulk Vs. DVD. First up? Hulk Vs. Wolverine. It's awesome that Jeff Matsuda was the character designer for this half of the Hulk Vs. project. But I need some character exploration too. While the animation was strong and the voice performances were decent, the story of Hulk Vs. Wolverine (which really should have been called Hulk Vs. Weapon X) needed more gripping character development. This just didn't reach the heights of Ultimate Avengers or Next Avengers. Hopefully Hulk Vs. Thor will really knock it out of the park.

9:00 PMTony and Rhodey kick it in space

Shh!!! Justique's asleep and I have a whole mammoth stack of Iron Man back issues to read!!!

I slowly snuck over to my new reading regiment and selected Iron Man #215. As I crept back to the couch, Justique opened her eyes! DAMN IT!!! But I didn’t put the issue away. I know my girlfriend well. She was back to sleep within two minutes. Then I cracked open #215 and started to read.

Thursday, February 5, 11:59 AM

9:00 AM

Iron Man #225 and #228. That's what I needed. My shop had EVERYTHING from my wish list save for these two issues. I ended up paying $10 for the two of them online, which kind of sucks. But considering I only paid $1 per issue for the entire Armor Wars run, I'm already well ahead of the curve.

11:00 AM

it's a movie... in poster formI want to see this Push movie. Chris Evans was great as Johnny Storm. Plus, Push is a super powered action flick… so much so that a few movie reviewers actually think this film is based on comics... like this guy from the Orlando Sentinel.

But the movie could go either way. It sounds reminiscent of last year's Jumper, which sucked. My movie theater has Push projected digitally, which Fandango describes as having "impressive clarity, brilliance and color and a lack of scratches, fading and flutter."

Not sure if I'm buying it, Fandango. I mean, can it really be that much better than regular projection? Isn't it awesome enough that movies get projected 50 times bigger than the screen on my crappy TV set?

The Top 9 Van Halen Songs (A Somewhat Sacrilegious Countdown)

If you follow our weekly podcasts or listen to our Beatcast, you know about my hip hop work with the Unlicensed Attorneys at Law and my original instrumental music made as Nik Furious. I've even shared a few tracks by my garage band, Dirty Weekend. But what you may not know is that I've played bass with a bunch of rock bands in the past and I've tried out for even more.

Back in 2005, I contacted Chalk Outline Party, a band looking to replace their departing bassist. I always stayed mum about my "rock" influences when asked, but the Chalk guys seemed like an alright bunch so I gave it to them straight: "Well," I said, "I mostly listen to rap now, but my rock influences? Um... I'm into Van Halen!"

The singer got real serious and said, "I love Van Halen. Earlier today I went out for a run and then I came home, did a few push-ups, and listened to 'Unchained.' I was so pumped. And our guitar player here? Eddie is his main influence!"

Two weeks later and I still hadn't heard back from the band. That's when I realized the awful truth: those fuckers were making fun of me! Well the joke's on them because Eddie Van Halen will go down in history as one of the most innovative and unique electric guitarists of all time. And I am not ashamed to say I love me some Van Halen music (Michael Anthony and Alex Van Halen included!!!).

However, my taste in VH might be a bit outside the accepted norm... here's my list of the Top 9 greatest Van Halen songs:

9. 1984 - What the fuck, right? Yeah, I know it's all synth. It's also all awesome.

8. Mean Street - The verse is a little silly, but the chorus is incredible.

7. Jump - It's a bit bubblegum, but it really rocks.

6. It's About Time - If I ever made a time travel movie, this would be on the soundtrack.

5. Why Can't This Be Love - Love the intro, love the verse, and I love the hook. I love this song.

4. Panama - A streamlined, kickass anthem.

3. Best of Both Worlds - Another excellent anthem, this one with touches of beauty.

2. Up For Breakfast - A double entendre track, filled with allegories relating sex to breakfast food. Sounds like it came straight out of my songbook.

1. Unchained - One of my favorite rock songs of all time. The chorus inspires countless comic book action sequences every time I listen to it.

OH CRAP! My Netflix Queue Is Empty!

Shit. Shit. Shit. I have reached the end of my Netflix queue. I have Sneakers and Wall-E at home, but that's about it. And while my Roku player is queued up with Van Damme movies, you really have to be in the mood for The Muscles From Brussels.

AHHH! What am I going to watch this weekend?!

So what do I do? I'm into stand up, comedies, foreign, Almodovar (homeboy is in a class by himself), not-horror, superhero movies, drama, TV stuff, remakes, and hell - I even watch romcoms. I'm not into super old stuff - but I can appreciate it.

I need to re-up my queue, and QUICK! I am calling on all AudioShockers for help.

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Eminem Cracks a Bottle, Needs Rubbers and a Better Hook

Yea yea, Crack A Bottle has been getting airplay for a couple weeks now - but Peoria radio JUST started spinning it. I can't find a video yet, so you'll have to settle for a few quick notes on the track.

Eminem's lead singles rely on their hooks. Catchy and annoying are the name of the game here. But this chorus is too long to be catchy, and it's too kinetic to be annoying. If I can't memorize the entire thing, how am I supposed to hum it at work? The flow is too choppy, he's enunciating each line, and where are all the sound effect doubles? I'm actually a little disappointed. And Em, if you're so sad to see the game the way it is -- maybe you should release records more frequently. Look at T.I., Weezy, and even *shudder* T-Pain. They took over 2008 by attrition and market saturation. Back in 2003 you were the king, but you'll have to put in work to get back on top. Renegade was great and all - but even JayZ isn't selling like he used too. Oh, and I also have a few things to say about the rest of the Platinum Trio.

WTF Dre? You come back with this great beat and then proceed to ruin it by talking about your garage full of vintage cars. Seriously Dre, if you are going to do brag tracks - at least brag about something new. I'm so over cars. Why don't rappers ever talk about their reverse osmosis filters or panic rooms? Also, is Dre still relevant outside of the Beats by Dre headphones? (I guarantee you there is a pair in the video for this song) Everyone knows that Timbaland is the heavy hitter hitmaker now.

And then there's, 50 Cent. If I've said it once - I've said it a million times: 50 needs to stop rapping and release an R&B album already. His verse is more benign than a declawed cat. It's basically a 30 second rehash of In Da Club; which is to say, better than 94% of his other work. There isn't much gangster to it, but after moving next door to Martha Stewart, the only burner he's packing is a hot-glue gun.

The Bottom Line: The beat gets two thumbs up, but the verses are too pedestrian for a lead single.

AudioShocker Podcast #66 - Rioting for Dummies

British humor vs. rap music, Nick loves Balls Out and JCVD, Neal reminisces about Edgewood Town Center, Gabriel Bros vs. American Apparel, Nick watched people light fires in the streets of Pittsburgh after the Steelers won the Super Bowl, Neal watched Super Bowl Commercials and hated them, Nick watched Chaos;HEAd and loved it, Wormwood: Gentleman Corpse, New Avengers #49 and Luke Cage, Avengers: The Initiative #21 and Clor, and In Like Flint is overrated.

Then, after the end theme, the guys discuss some shocking casting news for The Last Airbender - Dev Patel is in as Zuko. As usual, the casting makes no sense and Neal is revoking M. Night Shyamalan's Chaat Stand Pass.

Neal is Spinning... Mick Boogie Presents: Before There Was Love

Yup, I'm late on the uptake as usual - but I just heard this mixtape and I'm diggin it. Will you like it? I think so. If nothing else, you'll love the sweet beats.

And while I'm a little embarrassed that I don't know anything about U-N-I, it's never too late to start.