Monthly Archive for December, 2008Page 3 of 3

Punisher: WarZone - TXT Message Review

I had my good annual review today and I worked past 3pm on a Friday (I rarely make it past 3:01). Rare form indeed. I also have nothing to do this weekend except grad school applications. So, I figured I deserved a small treat and went to see Marvel Knights' first picture: Punisher Warzone. I expected a lot of squibs and gun play - like something out of perennial favorite The Boondock Saints - but I was not quite prepared for this. As usual, my postmortem, as furiously tapped out to Nick, in 160 characters or less.

Warzone. HOLY FUCK! You know shit is real when Castle blows up a dude in midair. Tom Jane and Travolta could never have done this. W I L D.

Seriously, shit gets wild in the first ten minutes when Frank Castle decapitates an old man, murders his wife, and all takes out an entire dinner party in 35 seconds. in the dark. It is kind of like a fakely-serious Army of Darkness, and Ray Stevenson is my new pick to be the next Bruce Campbell.

Want to hear more? Well perhaps you should tune in this Tuesday for Podcast #59!

Marvel Comics Declassifies Avengers and More as Dark Reign Arrives

So Secret Invasion ended Thursday and introduced some big changes to Marvel's heroes over the next few months. Something of note is that Marvel Comics "declassified" their preview covers and solicitation copy for a bunch of Avengers books thru February.

On our next show - Podcast Episode 059 on Tuesday, December 9th - I'll be talking about these recently released covers and descriptions. Way I see it, the AudioShocker will be one of the first podcasts to share our opinions on these changes.

Below is a huge list of links in chronological order of release date. The biggest thing you need to know is that Norman Osborn a.k.a. the Green Goblin is now legally in charge of the government sanctioned Avengers and Tony Stark has become the scapegoat for the entire Skrull invasion of Earth. (Here's more info on the fallout of SI)

Marvel's declassified previews:

IN STORES: December 17, 2008SECRET INVASION: DARK REIGN #1

DARK REIGN: NEW NATION #1

INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #8

WAR MACHINE #1

AVENGERS: THE INITIATIVE #20

IN STORES: December 24, 2008NEW AVENGERS #48

SECRET INVASION: REQUIEM #1

INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #9

MIGHTY AVENGERS #21

DARK AVENGERS #1

IN STORES: February 4, 2009WAR MACHINE #2

AVENGERS: THE INITIATIVE #21

NEW AVENGERS #49

AGENTS OF ATLAS #1

INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #10

IN STORES: February 18, 2009SECRET WARRIORS #1

DARK AVENGERS #2

MIGHTY AVENGERS #22

WAR MACHINE #3

AVENGERS: THE INITIATIVE #22

IN STORES: February 25, 2009DARK REIGN FILES #1

NEW AVENGERS #50

I might have missed a few comics here and there, but these titles are most of the biggies that will be affected by the end of Secret Invasion and the start of Dark Reign.

AFI 100 Years 100 Movies Podcast #9 - Shawshank Heights

AFI Movies Podcast

We tackle the American Film Institutes' 100 Years... 100 Movies list and give Ben Hur, Wuthering Heights, Shawshank Redemption, The Gold Rush, and Saving Private Ryan a healthy pounding. You like that, movies? Huh?! I can't hear you! I said... DO YOU LIKE THAT!?!

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The Top 9 Questions That I Need Answers to ASAP... Seriously!

9. Can I read New Avengers again already!?! I'm sick of this Secret Invasion flashback shit. Bendis, I am thoroughly impressed by your ability to tell a nearly seamless crossover event. But I want my NA's back. You know, the ones that kicked a lot of ass and had great adventures IN THE PRESENT... not in some sort of retcon past.

8. Is Gleaming the Cube ever going to get a new DVD release? The world's greatest skateboarding action-drama has been languishing in near obscurity for almost 10 years thanks to stupid movie companies and their DVD publishing. Gleaming the Cube should be in discount bins at Walmart, not out-of-print!

7. When did wholesome become a codeword for underage slut? Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, the Cheetah Girls, and the list goes on and on. WTF???!!! I don't want to see sexualized high school girls! I want to see full grown sexy women! Who the hell is behind the marketing of these young girls because they should be ashamed (and slapped).

6. Where can I get a quality copy of Darkstalkers for the PS1? I looked on Amazon and I found a copy for a decent price but it was still a pretty high price. This leads me to my next question, which is...

5. Which version of Darkstalkers should I get for the PS1??? Ross has the third one and he likes it. But I'm kind of a snob about this stuff -- I don't need all the characters, I just need the best playability. Case in point: I'll take Capcom's Marvel Super Heroes over Marvel vs. Capcom 2 any day. Same with Street Fighter II Turbo over Street Fighter Alpha 3. But before I can even buy one of these damn Darkstalkers games, I need to know...

4. What's a good website for buying old school video games? I love to play NES and PS1 games, but I have to search all around when I want to buy one. I need a good website for getting any used game I want.

3. Does anyone know a GOOD social networking profile aggregator that will let me view information from multiple MySpace profiles simultaneously? I've tried like 10 of these damn aggregators in the past few days and they all pretty much suck. Power.com would be perfect except it only allows for one MySpace account.

2. Who is going to be the next Black Panther? From the looks of it, it can't be Storm (hint: BP has brown eyes on the cover of February's first issue). So is it going to be T'Challa's sister, Shuri, or what?!

1. What the fuck is a "meme"!?! Ross tried to explain it to me, but I still don't get it. So it's something that people pass around online? Could that be more fucking ambiguous?!!! I need a quality definition and Wikipedia just isn't cutting it.

Next: The Top 9 Botanists of the 18th Century!

Why the Top 9? Because 10 is too many and 9 is better. 3 X 3 = Awesome. Now that’s what I call math.

Hilarious Comic Strips Sum Up Superhero Movies in Five Panels

I rarely ever link blog, but for these superhero movie re-cut comics it must be done:

The Dark Knight re-cut comic

Zombie Palin #8 - Great Minds

Previously in Zombie Palin: It's 2009. President Sarah Palin is a zombie and former President John McCain is an undead head. Palin's aide is trying to get his boss to select the members of her new Cabinet, but the President is a bit distracted.

Great minds taste alike

Culturology 010.5 - Ironic Enjoyment Redux

Rather than writing this up as a comment to my most recent Culturology post, I think it’ll be easier if I just put this up as an addendum to the first. First of all, I have to admit that I wrote out the prior post in one fell swoop Monday afternoon, and only ran a spell check on it, rather than re-reading the thing to make sure it made any sense (coming off the Thanksgiving holiday, I was once again running late on getting the thing posted, so rather dashed off my commentary). So, having now re-read the thing, and the initial batch of comments, let me restate here what I think the main points that I was (am still) trying to make are:

1) In the context of this particular discussion, I am using the word “culture” in a way that is virtually synonymous with “entertainment.” That is, I’m not trying to speak towards any trends that are broader than the middle-class Western point of view from which I’m writing. Essentially, culture (or entertainment) is a solution to the problem of leisure, i.e. the solution to the problem of boredom. I think this is actually pretty clear in the opening paragraphs of Culturology 010; I was just spelling out the kind of art that I tend to prefer to the variety of pop culture that is viable for ironic enjoyment.

2) I think Mystery Science Theatre 3000 is a good example of what we’re talking about when we talk about ironic enjoyment. There, they take old movies—this assumes that the original sci-fi movies being commented upon were essentially sincere in their motives—and then recontextualize them with their wry dissection. It’s oftentimes quite hilarious, and generally successful, I think. And it’s the model, more or less, for one of the main aspects of what we’ve been discussing as ironic enjoyment; basically smart, witty people make fun of dopey artifacts.

3) Ironic enjoyment is too easy. This kind of externally generated irony hinges on the fact that there are other readers (in the broad sense of reading which would include listening, viewing, etc.) that don’t get what you’re getting. So I’m not really concerning myself with the, shall I call them, the masses. If everyone got the joke of laughing at the ridiculousness of, say, Face/Off, then it wouldn’t be any fun to get that joke; there must, first of all, be an audience for any given movie or music group or whatever else that likes it uncritically. But, as soon as you’re smart, critical, or realize that something is amiss; ironicizing that viewing experience is an easy move; you’ve mostly got to crack jokes as you go along with viewing-as-normal. It’s as easy as making fun of someone in an incisive way and then saying “Just Kidding!” It’s too easy because it’s reactive, rather than being generative.

4) This brought me to the next point, about the current popularity of sincere indie-culture, or at least the music wing of it, anyway. Which I don’t think needs further clarification. It’s still off the mark because it lacks the kind of self-awareness that I see as critical for well-considered culture to succeed; instead, post-ironic sincerity just gives otherwise ironic people a reprieve from thinking about things. A lot of hardcore and punk suffers from this as well, and emo too (emo ends up even further down the spectrum of terribleness from hipster culture since they lack any kind of self-awareness (I’m not sure if Reggie and the Full Effect counts in this or not)).

5) So I guess where I lost everyone was on this notion of reading things as being “good for good reasons.” Basically, what I see as a better stance as a consumer of culture than a heavily ironicized stance is to be able to float from one genre or another, or from one demographic to another, or from “high” art to “pop” art, and be able to maintain a kind of heuristic that determines whether a given artifact is successful (enjoyable) or not, on its own terms. This includes both the things which succeed on their own terms, sincerely (say, for instance, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony) and things that only become interesting when read ironically (say, Commando). It also notices things that don’t work, sincerely (say, Donnie Darko or American Beauty), and also things that should never, ever, been appreciated ironically (e.g. VH-1).

6) Movies like what Nick was pointing out in his comments, that seem to straddle the line between purely enjoyable or ironically enjoyable, or that can go both ways, I think, are successful most of the time because they were produced with some amount of awareness towards that possibility. Verhoeven, given his filmic output—I’m thinking mostly of Total Recall, Robo Cop, and Starship Troopers—is surely one of the masters of this.

7) I don’t think “irony is dead,” and I think the conversation about it in such terms is generally futile and ill-informed.

8) Ironic enjoyment is “smart.” I agree with characterizing it was active rather than passive, but moreso, I think it’s reactive, rather than passive, and rather than something being actively ironic, like, say, David Lynch’s Blue Velvet.

9) I think it’s important to main distinctions between the “good” and the “bad” (and, yes, the “ugly” too, I suppose), no matter how difficult that may seem to be in the contemporary context of cultural relativism and reader-response theory. Taste, I admit, is generally subjective, but I do think there’s an element of objectivity—generated, again, by an awareness of context/intent/etc.—in determining whether something is good or not, on its own terms. I would imagine that the people that think that irony is dead also think that criticism is dead too. But, seeing as popular culture tends towards the easiest possible route to success; namely, formula and cliché, there will always be a need for criticism of those formulas. And if the critics want to go ahead and get some laughs out of ironicizing the trash that’s fine, but their energy, I think, is better spent in generating artifacts of their own.

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Julietta Venegas Reminds Me of a Richer Time

Let me take you back a few months - 24 to be exact. Back to a time when the Tequila flowed down my gullet and coming in to work on Saturday was de rigeur. My five months in Monterrey, Mexico were the most gluttonous period in my life. I boozed, ate out, and ran wild pretty much every night with no regard for personal safety or well... anything. I lived richly since I was on the company dime for everything but food - and all I ate were tacos and Pollo Loco. It was also a period of time in which I was forced to discover new media and could not rely on such steady standbys such as MTV, VH1, Fox, or even streaming video sites! The cable at my abode was pretty crappy by any standards (except for UK hotel cable, talk about shitty!).

So, I branched out. I listened to the radio in the beat up company Jetta we drove to work. I spent time watching the D99FM music video channel. I've already told you about Belanova and how much I dig their track Rosa Pastel and Calle 13 / Nelly Furtado's cloyingly sweet yet saucy No Hay Igual. I discovered how much people in Monterrey love the Strokes and Robbie William's Rudebox. I also discovered Julieta Venegas.

Venegas' new album Limón y Sal was burning up the charts when I arrived. She doesn't really fall into the CFV category, as she is more pop than that. But her music is listenable, she makes a watchable music video - the eponymous lead single had one of those early 90s / REM style videos, and it kept me afloat in a sea of Shakira.

Venegas recently, (as in, 6 months ago) recorded an Unplugged session for MTVTr3s and I think it is worth a listen. The first clip is the lead single Limón y Sal and the even more catchy Eres Para Mi. This isn't mindblowing the way that Shakira's Unplugged performance was mindblowing (seriously, it was probably the best thing she ever did) - but neither is it 'world music' a la Toto. Just watch:

San Pedro Garza Garcia - the neighborhood I lived in was full of rich things: expensive cars, expensive houses, expensive restaurants, expensive shopping, expensive nightclubs (that threw me out once), expensive stripclubs (that I never went to), expensive bars that served you drinks by the liter, hookah lounges, etc. It is the richest municipality in Mexico -- if not all of Latin America, and I'll always assosciate Venegas (and unfortunately Robbie Williams) with those images and months. So today, as I sit around depressed by the economy and my shrinking bank account balances, I plan on firing up some Venegas and pretending it's still Dec 3rd 2006 and that mom just hung up on me again for telling her how sunburned I was getting at the pool.

AudioShocker Podcast #58 - Ross Campbell Talks Wet Moon 4

Ross Campbell is afraid that his comics career might be drowned in evil just like Wet Moon 4, while Nick thinks that Ross should reinvigorate the franchise with Ultimate Wet Moon (though Ross would prefer a more classic Wet Moon 2099 revamp instead). Then, after the end theme, Ross shares his feelings on Batman Begins and The Dark Knight (and we promise it ain't pretty).

Culturology 010 - On Ironic Enjoyment

If I determined anything over my Thanksgiving holiday, it's that, if I'm going to keep up with writing these posts on a weekly basis, I'm going to have to do a better job of keeping up with and generating opinions about pop culture. My activities of the last week, culturally speaking, were rather limited, but were 1) Going to see a concert of contemporary classical music, performed by the New World Symphony, and 2) Going to an exhibition of contemporary art, the Carnegie International in Pittsburgh, both of which seem outside of the initially boundaries I established for myself, in terms of what I was going to write about here for Audioshocker. And with Art Basel coming up this weekend in Miami, things don't look to be getting any better.

Which I only mention because, although I am a cultural elitist, I am not a completely rigorous snob. The main symptom of not being a completely rigorous snob is what I would call snob-angst; namely, I am not completely comfortable with the fact that my tastes tend towards the obscenely intellectual. Who is to blame for this? Anyone but myself. So far as I can tell, most intellectualism finds its source in the same thing as the more popular affliction of attention-deficiency: boredom. Humans get bored. Most of life (well, middle-class Western life, at any rate) is really really dull. The solution to this boredom? Either to a) do a lot of trivial, technologically-driven stuff, and enjoy the comforts produced by the Western Culture Industry, or b) try to figure out why you're so bored all the time. As soon as one starts trying to determine why he or she is so bored all the time, one quickly finds oneself stumbling down the path to intellectualism.

That is, it's doing versus thinking. So the thinker, when angsty, notices the perceived non-thinkers, and the fact that they're doing things, and decides to do things him or herself. Generally speaking, these artifacts of thinkers doing things are the cultural touchstones that mean the most to me. This is where, as alluded to in past posts/comments, the issue of ironic enjoyment comes up, in that it's the intellectual appreciation (whether for laughs or disgust, or whatever else) of a cultural item that was generated without thought (I'm distinguishing, here, between "thought" and "planning"--planning being the system of ideas involved in generating pop-cultural commodities).

So, yeah, I ironically enjoy things too (the movie Congo, for instance, is a great example, I think, of a movie that can be ironically enjoyed), but in the end, I have an appreciation for craft through which I very consistently get more enjoyment out of finely constructed, thoughtful works than out of the sort of "slumming it" posture of self-awarely watching (or listening to) swill. Also, ironicizing crappy things in order to enjoy them is easy. Look at  the whole demographic of young American humans that are categorized as "hipsters": it's an entire subculture built entirely around ironized pleasures. Too me, even when hipsters are enjoying actually good things for actually good reasons, they're keeping their ironic stances in their back pockets, able to be reestablished at moments notice. This ability to fall back on irony so quickly is why the more rigorous appreciator of culture needs to be wary of it; the easiest position to take is not necessarily (in fact rarely is) the strongest or most useful.

At the same time, the ironic set realizes this too (the subculture collectively realizes), leading to what might be labeled as a "new sincerity" or "post-irony." Hence the success of such indie-pop musical acts such as Sufjan Stevens, John Vanderslice, Mountain Goats, Beirut, etc. So shouldn't I just be on board with this relatively recent renewed independent-cultural drive towards sincerity? Not really (as much as I do like some indie-pop), because it still has misappraised the usefulness of irony. The new sincerity still sees irony as a stance (or posture) rather than a device (whether literary, or critical), and is reactionary in motive, and therefore, post-ironic sincerity is--you guessed it--boring! Which was the problem that subcultures were trying to solve in the first place. And before you think that it's just me being bored, and not the hipsters, recall that the primary (intellectual) solution to boredom is thinking about one's boredom. Ironic appreciation is an inherently "smart" appreciation because it hinges on the fact that other people don't get what you're getting, but a thoughtless ("dumb") ameliorative such as making things that you specifically don't have to be ironic about abandons the intellect (however mismanaged, some intellect is still better than none) that generated the irony in the first place.

Then what, exactly, am I advocating? Based on what I've just written I seem to be contradicting myself a bit, since ironic enjoyment is seen as both being good and bad, and I'm also rejecting one already-existing "solution" to the problem of the ironic stance. But that's just it--irony, when utilized to enjoy things that suck, is a fine thing, but when it becomes a social posture its devalued, and any given escape route from that posture, other than abandoning it wholesale (becoming too smart for it) is destined for failure. The criteria that I use, personally, is gauging whether something is "Good for Good Reasons," whereby the good reasons can be ironic or not, sincere or not, and produced either intellectually or industrially. And further, those good reasons are a flexible thing, so I can recognize and decide whether other people's decisions towards goodness are good/reasonable or not.

Things that it is Okay to Like

7) Jason Statham. This falls in line with two obvious culturological trends: a) Generally speaking, in the world of movies (as opposed to film) I tend to enjoy action movies, and b) I tend to enjoy action movies because they straddle the line between ironic and actual enjoyment. With the recent release of Transporter 3, Statham seemed like the obvious choice for me to carry the banner for this week. The world fell in love with Statham after his rather brilliant, wry turns in both Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, and Snatch (incidentally, I know some people don't like Snatch, but I think it's great), and then, seemingly overnight, Statham became an action star. I would have never guessed that such a thing would happen, but apparently, in addition to having a background in actual con-jobs and black market type stuff, which got him the job in Lock Stock, Statham also knew, like, Kung Fu, and could do (most of) his own stunts in action movies. So it makes perfect sense. So, to me, it's the perfect kind of success story. To me, action movies are a perfect example of how a pre-established set of viewing criteria allow the viewer to do very little work to appraise the movie itself, basically with an "Is this awesome or not?" query set. So, of course, there are plenty of lame action movies, but good action movies never need to be compared to anything outside of genre, and the critical viewer finally gets a chance to enjoy something on its own terms, while still maintaining the ironic distance of saying "I am watching an action movie, and this is an inherently ironicized (in that I'm "slumming it" in a genre picture); therefore I can enjoy this on its own terms."

Things that it is Not Okay to Like

7) The Vocoder. Shouldn't this argument be finished by now? What a terrible invention. But the fact that T-Pain is still on any amount of the pop-cultural radar-he just put out another album, right?-seems to think otherwise. I reckon that robo-sung hip-hop is an example of some people's guilty pleasure (I'm not worried about people that unthinkingly like it), though I don't know that the guilty pleasurers are driving the industry, but seriously, this whole douchebags-with-vocoders model of hip-hop is just plain tragic. I don't drive a car, so I don't listen to the radio, so I rarely have to hear any of the music for myself, but it still just seems, like, too bad that the vocoder is still thriving.