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I hate dumb jokes.

Me: what's for dinner?

Matt: tonight? Mushroom and Spinach Galette

Me: chicken?

Matt: no chicken, it's vegetarian

Me: hunh, weird. maybe I'll do up some brown rice and chickpeas - and zucchini

Matt: what does a vegan zombie eat?
GRAAAAAAAAAINS
sorry

Me: world's. worst. joke. ever.

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